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co-author HEY LADIES! (available now!) | bylines in nytimes, nymag, cosmopolitan, racked | socarolinesays gmail | “you’re interesting.” -Susan Miller

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We were so honored that our rainbow book cover found itself in the @nypost ALEXA pride issue this weekend! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜… https://t.co/k15HSRREKUIf you loved sobbing during the Mister Rogers doc you’re gonna love sobbing while reading this story Clara for Pres… https://t.co/3lHBZmdBeX @KTHeaney Correct they are kandi koating itSo humbled, inspired, and overwhelmed by how many amazing books have come out by women authors in the last 2 months… https://t.co/lGXMZBD8VA
Retweeted by Caroline MossLOL https://t.co/SPcwRwoniOSo...let the Trump team put children in cages in peace, then? No one is protesting them *eating* https://t.co/KwakWueXudhttps://t.co/UzD4ioBL0sNo prob https://t.co/geNa2yjrpvRemember to give thanks to our patron saints: Marsha, Sylvia, Miss Major, and the many others who created the space… https://t.co/PcRTK2t9nE
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @AlexanderWatt You should delete this tweet so no one take your idea and then do thismy bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number… https://t.co/zXjUmCLCTv
Retweeted by Caroline MossDear Pride Pals, Thank you for advocating for your right to love yourself and others. Love is the only thing worth… https://t.co/v9I0M82sG7
Retweeted by Caroline Mossme at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money me now: mustn’t forget that tupperwar… https://t.co/UKNE3kwwfJ
Retweeted by Caroline MossLol it’s 50/50 @MaryWilsonTV Fuck off Amelia!Please play some old stuff tonight (samurai cop is a bop tho) @davematthewsbnd
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6/24
2018
Does your cousin have a Venmo can we place an online order https://t.co/Kgb0Mh1Csutight raceIt hurts to be torn from your restaurant, uncertain about when you’ll be reunited with your restaurant, desperately… https://t.co/GDWS0Yc6Z5
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @just_jenna Oh *I’m* here for the Dave Matthews Band concertGuy with neon green pants, birkenstocks, and vineyard vines beltAt a hotel in Hartford where everyone is either here for a golf championship or the Dave Matthews Band concert and… https://t.co/FKpRu8pso7 @shani_o Oh good we can talk about it!!! @IsaacFitzgerald Manif ur a girl open this tweet ㅤㅤㅤㅤlove u bitch
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @mkruvant Oh I’m 💯 keeping this guyNOPE https://t.co/7lm50Pe0h2
6/23
2018
@ZerlinaMaxwell https://t.co/iXZ36xkvvuM.I.A. - Paper Planes ▶ 🔘──────── 3:25 M.I.A. - Paper Planes (feat. a 17th century musket) ▶ 🔘──────── 27:18
Retweeted by Caroline MossOnce I actually start being productive instead of opening Twitter every 12 minutes scrolling mindlessly until a ful… https://t.co/ZBEU5cS3wj @beingfacetious @Nicole_Cliffe @evilmallelis Screaming. “Yes. If you HATE your friends.” @lizzieohreally @emilyhughes I liked him ultimately I just have been talking to a septuagenarian about depression f… https://t.co/6YsN9TvUWQ @lizzieohreally @emilyhughes Oh it is A MAN @katierosman Okay this is off the record but— @lizzieohreally @emilyhughes Zannies!My 76-year-old psychiatrist, who I’ve been seeing since I was 11, just retired so I had my first appointment with a… https://t.co/nKvpiBaInYI AM! https://t.co/fbMbIkCMe8
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @whoweekly what’s it called when a who is who-ified further https://t.co/QQ8yNUjMLIShoutout to all the friends and even strangers throwing down $ for @SafePassageProj. 239 children separated from th… https://t.co/7WizQ7ksBm
Retweeted by Caroline MossLeslie is still taking Venmo donations (LESHORN on Venmo)! https://t.co/8pcci0E0LO @McJesse devastating own on your last day https://t.co/2r1c1g0abPThat classic teaching of Christ https://t.co/YFwRVUg19E
Retweeted by Caroline MossTired: texting your friend “sorry just seeing this” when you forgot to text back Wired: texting your friend, “ https://t.co/Sa1wwKPoE1 @katierosman I saw this and died laughing. It was so beautiful!9 things to know about the life and death of #AntwonRoseJr, the 17-year-old honor student killed by a cop… https://t.co/9ZBQsrusKs
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @lkoturner A tip from me to you, all of the eps are on https://t.co/Dn96EmzOlf.LAGUNA BEACH, but no reboot. I want the same cast. https://t.co/JgD4127oaNI finally figured it out: I'm a Miranda https://t.co/LQFuZpqXRh
Retweeted by Caroline MossI'm gonna show YOU how to use context clues and visual indicators to get the GIF you want, instead of asking "what… https://t.co/3u8aXVyQgr
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @DavidZenon1 Hi Dave!!! Cool that you are at the draft!I would just like to say 🎶 mo mo mo mo mo mo bamba 🎶 will make a great cheerI Don’t Want Children Because I Am Perfectly Fulfilled Raising My Boyfriend: https://t.co/1CI7Nn5F1O https://t.co/HK4TmlrgSP
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @biettetimmons BothIn this house we trust the process @Alex_but_online @christinefriar bye @imbeccable You got your moneys worth imo @imbeccable They were over our house today delightfulMe, 30 seconds ago: I don’t need no man in my life Me, now: I need exactly one man in my life https://t.co/iSl6Ckza5E
Retweeted by Caroline Mosstomorrow i'm doing an event with @thegretalee and @the_wing at Books Are Magic. we'll be collecting donations for t… https://t.co/7hwI4j8JFt
Retweeted by Caroline MossIt's just not true that this show is necessary to do something nobody else can possibly do. There's new blood out t… https://t.co/Ai94GwuVyC
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6/22
2018
womp womp https://t.co/8Mwz7PJAM9 @joshgondelman @puptheband Wow @dannosowitz also subscribed to thisA bodega in Fort Greene has taken a stand https://t.co/Tulve6v2r8
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @Kozza “Many men come up to me and say congrats and I say thank you I won the lady she is mine.” @AlannaBennett Which oneI’m an immigrant woman of color. I’m also an investigative reporter for @reveal and the ONLY reporter who has talke… https://t.co/PxaQab4V55
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @EmilyDreyfuss HivesLiterally an INSANE thing to say https://t.co/SVNYS0FjO5 @katienotopoulos https://t.co/iN9xEoTVVl @katienotopoulos Mommy’s three favorite kids are Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Pinot @Kozza Yes! I am very uncomfortable listening to the language choiceWhat is outrageous is that she’s there pretending to do anything but PR. She’s visiting kids in cages like she didn… https://t.co/9wnizk4yen“The libs will never be happy with Melania. She went to Texas and they focused on her clothes” is now their message https://t.co/0uW19OdDurI really don’t care about Melania’s jacket and I am pretty sure this administration knows how to create a distracti… https://t.co/JNXHfPAVFW @max_read Jweisondjfslkdmag;keep venmo-ing @LesHorn (same username) and she’ll turn your $$ into supplies (and she’s going to drop them off her… https://t.co/8Maj51d7LWUpdate: just spoke to Levine's office and they are at capacity for physical donations right now HOWEVER they're abo… https://t.co/ib43ebvlIc
Retweeted by Caroline Moss @shani_o ImportantA podcast where people have to explain to their significant others what they're laughing at on Twitter
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6/21
2018

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