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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

677 Following   3,589 Followers   3,147 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07


😂 https://t.co/pr1VhNI5tz
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8/24
2016
Because it is. https://t.co/5eodj2e2qA
8/23
2016
@shervin The path to great tweets is through mastering pithy paradoxes. @stgarrity Stockholm syndrome.Jeez, @stgarrity… Stop flying @united! There are so many other choices…
8/22
2016
@nytynagarwal @getpeid The science is blindingly clear. It is human activity.Terrifying GIF of monthly temperature anomalies each year since the 1880s. #climatechange https://t.co/KgedGlr68G
8/21
2016
@le1f One Direction @naval s/tame software/tame humans/;
8/20
2016
Soorry, America. #Rio2016Canada always values the rules. Sometimes, that means they actually win. #winning #manners #Rio2016<DirtyJoke>I’ve recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it does is gather dust.</DirtyJoke>
8/19
2016
Rotisserie chickens are cheap mostly because they’re smaller. Great @priceonomics article. https://t.co/vGqbisCYDD https://t.co/WQhJHzg5POOur political times are weird, but not unique: we once amended the constitution (!) to stop people from making or selling booze. WTF.
8/15
2016
@bradneuberg We’ll still have cheap and easy in 5 years. But by then, I hope Keynote doesn’t look better. :) @hishamabboud @alsaqqaf That’s a tricky question! In-n-out is not franchised, whereas Chick-fil-a and McD’s are. Concept of margins differs.In five years, we will look with nostalgia, but not favor, upon Google Slides circa 2016. @danielwrasmus “The US has to oversee private missions to other planetary bodies to ensure companies don’t violate” [the prime directive].🖖🏻S: In-n-Out burger 2014 revenue: $584.6M. 🍔 M: Chick-fil-A 2014 revenue: $5.8B. 🐔 L: McDonald’s 2014 revenue: $35B. 🍟Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. They look super small, right? $1B in revenue and 185 stores in AZ, CA, ID, NV, OR, WA and PA. 48th in the US. @joshuaforman What gives you away? Dad bod? 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧Intern: “So, how old are you, exactly?” Me: “I’m 36.” Intern: 😳 Me: “Is that old?” Intern: You look younger than that. Good save. @m2jr working how?What if San Francisco took half of the money invested in managing where people park and instead spent it on managing where they defecate? 🤔💩
8/10
2016
@darrendub Such a win! Caffeine AND superior mouthfeel and taste, all at once! @soylent
8/9
2016
This is glorious. https://t.co/GaQQeaWGUB
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8/8
2016
@stgarrity Most importantly, what were their respective exit plans? #exitbeforeyoustartThis says as much about societal impressions of the role of women in sports as it does about the sport itself. https://t.co/ZndQZfDjxZ @fahrenthold God’s work is contagious. ⚖ @stevesi Right. Grouping humans into discrete, arbitrary buckets isn’t just racial or religious: bucketing “millennials” is timeist.
8/7
2016
@pmarca 🤔 https://t.co/ktkh4uMhGFSomeone needs to supervise those abs. https://t.co/Ls3Kvhwn3qwho the fuck is antonia saborto anyway? https://t.co/F9wFjjnAl3 @austinkleon This is my favorite one so far. 🤓 @craigmod If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
8/3
2016
For Salesforce, how to handle content "is a Hobson’s choice. Quip is a way out," says @stanine. https://t.co/RDpAqNIHz7
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisSalesforce's acquisition of Quip spells doom for the PDF, and foretells the file-free workplace. https://t.co/mE8KUdQrRQ on @LinkedIn
8/2
2016
I did it. I had @McDonalds Gilroy Garlic Fries today for lunch. Legit. Already craving them again. At bedtime. 🍟🤔 @acohenNY DeepFace, the FB algorithm, would likely just show you your parents, siblings and children. 👪Congrats and thanks to @sfciti and other sensible progressives in SF for defeating the disastrous “tech tax” proposal. @Benioff @RonConwayI think @GooglePlayMusic is just trolling me at this point. “Complextro Glitch Bangers” cannot possibly be a thing. https://t.co/OUsSzG55H0
8/1
2016
4 steps for effective science communication | Baruch Fischhoff @CarnegieMellon https://t.co/r7fH1sxpPM #scicomm https://t.co/p3KtrybiBI
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @richardbranson My mother used to put me on a tether and let me run around in the backyard attached to the clothesline.
7/29
2016
@brentnelsen It’s OK, she won’t actually do any of that stuff. She’s center-right.Watching @FoxNews for some contrast. Sad attempts to tear down @HillaryClinton’s speech. Calling her “shrill.” Accused her of plagiarism. 🙄😂"A man you can bait with a tweet isn't a man you can trust with the nuclear codes." Ouch.
7/28
2016
Packed house at @roblauber's session at #Illuminate! #TurnKnowledgeOn in your business! https://t.co/mbA05iWzog
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisNext time you fly on a 777, marvel that it was the first @Boeing aircraft type to be designed using CAD. ✏️ ➡ 🖥 It launched in 1995.
7/27
2016
Let the armchair quarterbacking begin: @verizon is paying $5B for @Yahoo, clearly hoping for a second AOL-ish outcome. 🤔 @rmac18 1863 was a better year than most. @rmac18 The 1860s sucked even worse in that department. FWIW.
7/24
2016
@realDonaldTrump "Her killed jobs?" Nice grammar. Very presidential.
7/23
2016
Mmmm. It’s a Clinton Kaine. @HillaryClinton @timkaine https://t.co/YcSDcgpincNext up? Flash. https://t.co/8ha3mbvFHK
7/22
2016
The GOP's pivot to the general is like RIM's pivot to the touchscreen. #RNCinCLEPokemon GO zombiesNext stop, $1,191 psf. Doors closing. https://t.co/AjwvF9s8n4One giant leap! #OTD in 1969, #Apollo11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed and walked on the moon. https://t.co/IVOyNujp9z
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7/20
2016
I’m making this part of the interview process at @Inkling. https://t.co/f9xB7fMsJYWhen you accidentally tweet from the work account https://t.co/DLntx3eq6W
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @darrendub @dribbble dinnerAn unauthorised use at the Republican Convention against our wishes - Queen
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7/19
2016
@mcgd You're paying with your personal data. Fwiw. @mcgd There's some quality humor on the twitsies tonight.The higher up you get, the more extreme the ambiguity within which you’re expected to execute with excellence."I want a lady who can deliver a speech like that." Yes, @realDonaldTrump, just like that. Just like it. https://t.co/R0UOfOMMTA:large invisible calzone: https://t.co/rFCHabponE
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisYAAAAS KARL 😂 https://t.co/RjnP3njhfDPlease stop saying @MelaniaTrump's speech had "striking similarity" to Michelle's. It implies that they were different. 🙄Oh. My. God. My jaw is going to fall out of its socket. https://t.co/ZedxsRnq2aOh my god. Does @realDonaldTrump know there's an immigrant onstage right now?? Round her up!!! 😅Sort of offended that the🍦emoji only comes in vanilla.Intervened in a physical altercation btw a man and a homeless woman this am at the 16th/Mish @SFBART station. NYC would not tolerate this. 😠
7/18
2016
From my @JetBlue flight this morning JFK-SFO. Not bad for 35k feet. https://t.co/ZW2mVYuDKgGod, please, give me a way to block those annoying Trivago TV ads. They insult my intelligence.
7/16
2016
People still run around shouting "taxi!" at the top of their lungs in Manhattan. It boggles the mind..@stanine sandwiched between his two favorite Mormon CEOs at #fortunetech @RyanQualtrics @skonnard https://t.co/SMCyCtHY5b
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7/15
2016
@jeremyrudy Ugh. Thank you, overlords!iOS brags about no bloatware. But I can’t delete: iTunes U GarageBand Tips Game Center Find Friends Music Videos Notes Reminders News Maps… @fmbutt @owillis “Fear is the mind killer.” Terrorism is not aimed at the frontal lobe, but that’s whence our response ought to come. @owillis @fmbutt That’s because modern “conservatism” is actually simple populism, and populism is human emotion expressed in politics.7/7 If you’re interested in the #blockchain, read the 1968 essay! @BillGates made it available for free here: https://t.co/yrYIdKgQGu6/7 For a multitude of reasons, the reversal of the effects of @Xerox will be orders of magnitude more impactful than their origination.5/7 The #blockchain is likely the first true reversal of the effects of Xerox (and later tech) by offering digital entity uniqueness.4/7 Reactions in #publishing, #technology, and the Congress were profound and fascinating. The effects persist today.3/7 @Xerox invented paper “copying,” revolutionary in the ’50s. Suddenly, certain kinds of data could be duplicated instantly/infinitely.2/7 His fifth essay in the book is about the rise of @Xerox, which any student of the #Blockchain must read, because…1/7 Business Adventures by John Brooks is one of the best biz books of the 20th century written in the years to 1968 https://t.co/g5ZvEWldZ4 @balajis (You already know this, I know. But this is Twitter. We state the obvious in 140 chars.) @balajis The broader effects of Ethereum in particular, if widely adopted, will make its effect on sovereign currencies look trivial. @balajis Saying Bitcoin undermines monetary policy is like saying the Internet undermines libraries. @balajis Bitcoin and Etherium as the exit from Clinton and Trump. Got it. I shall call it BExit. @balajis @naval SGTM. Let’s get busy not arguing about Trump versus Clinton. What’re we going to build? @GovPenceIN is on the wrong side of history in every important way: abortion, gay rights, global warming… most Republicans disagree w/ him!Day 10: they suspect nothing https://t.co/BPrNIfDm58
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7/14
2016
Brooks ca 1960: "Communication btw people by whatever means, far from simply accomplishing its purpose, invariably breeds the need for more"
7/13
2016
In customer interactions, "authenticity beats perfection every time." True. -Hyatt CEO @MarkHoplamazian at #FortuneTech
7/12
2016
Meanwhile in Canada https://t.co/c0flRsklYT
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7/8
2016
@getpeid I tried *twice* to order a OnePlus 3 this week! Failed at the checkout. 😫 I will try again tonight.2/2 @lovemysilk Hiring a sloppy marketing agency was a big oxident! https://t.co/9XxKNxUCUW
7/7
2016
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