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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

696 Following   3,659 Followers   3,280 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07


Stephen Hawking: "This is the most dangerous time for our planet." https://t.co/lQQVcgIu29 https://t.co/3fKFJsrX4c
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12/4
2016
Have been flying @Delta a lot recently, and impressed with the service consistency and on-time performance. ✈️👌When a customer sees a new feature and describes their “rush of euphoria,” you’re doing something right. Happy Friday, @inkling team! 👍😍
12/2
2016
Whichever politician is responsible for blocking @Uber in #Vancouver should be voted out of office forthwith. Your cabs are terrible.
11/24
2016
Those rare moments when you allow yourself to fondle your perfect phone without its protective case.
11/22
2016
Please, @TeslaMotors, apply your magic autopilot technology to jet bridges. @wshed @inkling @degreed @OpenSesame @Kaltura excellent companies coming together in Portland with @CaterpillarInchttps://t.co/245gLEe8VY
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11/15
2016
One nice outcome tonight in the fight against populism: rational centrist @Scott_Wiener is now our State Senator! 👍 https://t.co/kdMv0l62nsI’m Canadian, and I’m staying here. I’m going to make things better. I want more Canadians to move here, not the other way around. 🇨🇦🇺🇸⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisHey, look at it this way: Nothing’s ever so bad that it couldn’t get worse.I sure hope Melania was able to get ahold of @FLOTUS’s speech for tonight.Man, @realDonaldTrump must be terrified right now.Holy smokes. Florida is separated by 28 votes after 60% reporting. TWENTY-EIGHT. 😳 https://t.co/p5Ag5skWiJThat's a lot of awesome Twitter rolled into one tweet: @HarryStebbings @stgarrity @HearsaySystems @saastr @inkling 🤣Even if you haven't registered, the following states allow SAME DAY REGISTRATION & VOTING CO CT DC ID IL IA ME MN MT NH WI WY
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11/8
2016
Happy Monday. This election is almost over. https://t.co/Nu5GzzDoMg
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis84% chance of winning doesn’t taste nearly as good as 100% won. I’m hungry. #imwithher
11/7
2016
In “really bad” turbulence, your plane is moving about 40 feet up or down. Extreme is 100 feet. Never thousands… ✈️😎 https://t.co/iAFKBfCgCyIt's 2016. Everyone on TV should understand: IT'S NOT A BACKSLASH.The @PartsUnknownCNN on Sichuan is the funniest and most accurate show I've seen on China. Bourdain is hilarious. Craving some 火锅 right now!
11/5
2016
We at @Inkling have decided to shut down our @SlackHQ instance and switch everyone to an also ran product. J/K! /giphy lol 😂 @macinna great tweet! 👍 @HarryStebbings @mhdempsey @inkling The pressure to spend your way to growth can override your better judgment on c… https://t.co/fXnzZ9lrzm
11/2
2016
Pretty sure this Tweet makes @schreier cry. https://t.co/sEZKeVOFoeCA needs 3.5M new homes in next 8 yrs so housing crisis doesn't worsen. I'll work in State Senate to meet this need. https://t.co/GwQyrZK2Le
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11/1
2016
You have to ask when thinking about building culture 4 both #sales & #engineering from @stanine @inkling on @saastrhttps://t.co/4CdMDHisYZ
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisTo hold someone accountable is to care about them enough to risk having them blame you for pointing out their deficiencies. @patricklencioniMe talk pretty. https://t.co/eY1Uvg3MeZHad fun talking with @HarryStebbings on today’s @saastr podcast about building a healthy #sales culture. @jasonlk https://t.co/jzUbEdMjsK
10/31
2016
I have watched none of the @Apple announcements yet, but watching the Twitter feed of comments about ESC and “holes” is funny and confusing.Remember that your relevance isn't just fleeting, it's false.
10/27
2016
@octal Yeah, the difference between Keurig and Nespresso is huge. Former is swamp water. Latter is strong, tolerable coffee. @mgsiegler It’s not a late ad in the campaign. It’s an early ad for his new media business!I love how the implosion of the GOP is causing the implosion of Fox News. “Fair and Balanced,” indeed. https://t.co/vyfR45U1fJ
10/26
2016
@brannonmc If you’re suggesting @realdonaldtrump may win the election, I’ll take the odds based on this @nytimes fo… https://t.co/SHWOCcwumrGood news! In 14 days, we all get to stop thinking in any significant way about @realDonaldTrump. 🙅‍♂️ @clairesuddath I would love to talk to you about that! @alphabetsuccess @calestous foe sho
10/25
2016
Sitting here working, coffee got cold. Ordered a mug hotplate from @amazonprimenow and… ✨! Now I’m sitting here working… with hot coffee. 😲👍
10/23
2016
Empowering our dealers providing them authoring access @inkling. Growing the ecosystem together. Build and power th… https://t.co/UXBBRxNsvS
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10/22
2016
How many times have I accidentally typed “jjjjkkkjkjkjkj” into the Gmail search box?lol “during the Obama regime" lol
10/19
2016
JOY TWEET "The privilege of a lifetime is to be who you are at all times." @stanine CEO of inkling at today's #UltimateCulture conference
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10/18
2016
“@Inkling lets @McDonalds save money and time while keeping consistency high.” 🍟🍔💯 https://t.co/vzIsEIoc9F
10/17
2016
Proud of the @Inkling team that volunteered w/ 2nd graders at Jean Parker Elem. last week. Thx, @sfedfund and… https://t.co/QBPYG7sxM5 @v_v_g We used an involved recipe from Kenji Lopez-Alt’s @TheFoodLab. Whipped egg whites, buttermilk, sour cream, “careful folding.” 💯🍳🍰It’s raining, so I made pancakes. I ate them all. Blood sugar is sky high. It’s still raining, so I’m sitting here. Head going to explode. ☢ @mattturck And yours gets one! 😀Donald Trump is a loser. https://t.co/HwwVDp4KIN
10/16
2016
These are the same nutjob supervisors who oppose new housing developments. @AaronPeskin and @DavidCamposSF https://t.co/a0FulYewG2Great description of this election situation. Captures my diminishing respect for people well. https://t.co/eX9zokeiut
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis.@HillaryClinton: "I want to give a special shout out to Supervisor Scott Wiener & everyone who worked so hard to p… https://t.co/nSj0vNpEQO
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisCalled IRS twice. Both times, they say “our call volume is too high to handle your request,” and they hang up. And the deadline is the 15th.
10/13
2016
We are increasingly accessing computers by talking. We’re also increasingly accessing one another by typing. What will the balance be? 🙊🙉I want Ron Howard to moderate the next debate as the Arrested Development narrator. TRUMP: I never said that. NARRATOR: He did.
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10/11
2016
So simple, @hunterwalk. if ethical() { it.do; } else { don’t do it }Hey @donlemon! Your producers are scraping bottom trying to find remaining @realDonaldTrump supporters to hold up the house of cards on TV.Total Mensch Calls Massive Scumbag's Bluff and Releases His Tax Data, via @nytimes https://t.co/fTeBp2n03h
10/10
2016
@stevesi Sadly, 2 million viewers of that show.Tonight's #debate was the most Tweeted ever, with more than 17 million debate-related Tweets sent.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisOhio is phenomenal.HE AND I HAVEN'T SPOKEN AND I DISAGREE.I'm watching a beautiful sunset and wondering... will the sun bother to come back up tomorrow? #Debate https://t.co/EOSrjt8WfXGOP at this moment. #debate https://t.co/nD0gc29sWj
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisTrump: “You will have plans that are so good. They will be so good, the best plans.”
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis#Debate: a formal discussion on a particular topic in a public meeting or legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward. @parkerconrad I reject your buckets. I am a freethinker. Should have been facebook_desktop_VeryIndependentThinker 🤓I clicked a link to the @NewYorker from a Facebook campaign. The URL included this: source=facebook_desktop_VeryLiberalPolitics. 🤔👎 Sez who?
10/9
2016
As @realDonaldTrump has clearly demonstrated, it's a bad idea to hijack a plane you don't know how to fly. #GOPThis is neither profound nor clever, but: this election is genuinely depressing. @cher Does this begin to approximate your feelings on the topic? https://t.co/VGmFG9mMMd
10/8
2016
Someone please fix sexual harassment training. Please. Just not me. But someone. Please. https://t.co/QJUDQwlUgvU.S. Unemployment Rate: Sept 2010 9.6% Sept 2011 9.1% Sept 2012 7.8% Sept 2013 7.2.% Sept 2014 5.9% Sept 2015 5.1% Sept 2016 5.0%
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10/7
2016
@marscuriosity Sorry to hear about your global dust storm. It’s probably because of all the immigrants.
10/6
2016
@Nestsupport I have a degree in software engineering, but I cannot figure out how to change my billing credit card info. Any tips? 🤓 @neiltyson You’re aging terribly, gracefully.
10/5
2016
In 1995, at the tender age of 25, I earned about $916 million more than Donald Trump. Yet, I never felt wealthy. #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
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10/2
2016

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