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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

778 Following   3,734 Followers   3,424 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07


@nikolajf Yes, really good phone. Snappy, clean Android with a phenomenal camera. @weschan I miss Apple circa 2006.Number of times I've squeezed for assistant on purpose on my Pixel 2: 3? Number of times I've done it by accident… https://t.co/URcacpMxh9
11/19
2017
Hey, @munchery! Me again. It's not fresh when you accidentally freeze it before delivery. 😭 https://t.co/hq91WWXpem
11/14
2017
Once again, @munchery, your instructions beguile me. What are these green things for? 🙄 https://t.co/98mC00RX9V
10/23
2017
@alexrkonrad Two words: pix, el.iPhone 8 is suffering the same fate as iPhone 5c. Remember that thing?
10/19
2017
I ❤️ my Inkblots :) https://t.co/veaxqyLHqh
10/16
2017
@FLOTUS @InvictusToronto “at home & w”? try harder you’ll get there
10/1
2017
i before e, except after c and in 'ay' as in neighbor or weigh. And weird. 🤷
9/29
2017
@TED_ED @AndreaKuszewski END THE TYRANNY OF LINGUISTIC PRESCRIPTIVISM!
9/28
2017
@papapigeon Gotta put a space between @Morning_Joe and Trump. :)
9/25
2017
@stevesi No account? Create one!
9/22
2017
WHY is SF suing Exxon?? Fix Muni! Fix homelessness! Fix housing! Fix education! Or lower my taxes. Just do something USEFUL, please. @mcgd Is it a fucking spider, or a Fucking Spider? If the latter, did it succeed in its namesake activity? Were you into it?
9/21
2017
@davealevine It’s OK, you’re not nearly as slow as @Gogo. @davealevine Because you haven’t been reading my tweets.The exchange of value between me and Gogo on every flight: Me: I pay you money. Gogo: I might do s om e th in g i n ret ur n
9/20
2017
Roughly eight minutes from now, you will know whether the sun still existed eight minutes ago. 🌞The @sfmta_muni plans to outlaw its own competition. Do I live in China or America? Rooting for @chariot. https://t.co/b6dyBtyKzN
9/14
2017
@lesamitchell totaly!Congrats to the @tacobell team on their national launch of @Inkling into 7,000 restaurants! Hard work on both sides… https://t.co/TD5IOAwhQc @Android Oreo is a train wreck. Do not upgrade. Just lost 12% charge in 20 minutes while reading NY Times and listening to music! ☠️
9/13
2017
Why is it so difficult for so many men to keep their dicks out of the office? Seriously. It's not going to work out for you. Stop. Don't. @reginame48 That's what we call a sweet tweet! 🍬🐥 Miss you, Regina.
9/11
2017
@m2jr New tech will undermine the value of bloated intermediates incompetently guarding honeypots of data.… https://t.co/TcUZaYHBaS @naval Uh, no. That's my Mom. Your Mom must sound weird.
9/10
2017
While Texas is running out of gasoline, I'm worried SF is about to experience a tragic shortage of rosé.
9/1
2017
Baby's first wings on @Delta today! Already considering a career... 😁 https://t.co/BAnp9AvsCG
8/27
2017
@eBooksinMotion No.
8/21
2017
Rush hour in the wealthiest city in America. Powell Station. Urine. @SFBART @BevanDufty @realDonaldTrump #MAGA https://t.co/BOyLaOAnGK
8/18
2017
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Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @MuncheryCares Yes, “a few other edits.” As in, someone should have read it… once, at least… before printing. But… https://t.co/ydrIsJMao0
8/11
2017
Hey @munchery! What do I do with the shallots? The ginger?? Also, what's with the Thai chili gobbledygook? This rec… https://t.co/1x1Wu2hfnk
8/10
2017
@KevinMKruse @nicoleann75 https://t.co/OvBfo9d73B
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisPrediction: time travel is going to significantly disrupt #blockchains everywhen. @naval Are you saying they aren’t reacting to #blockchain tech, or are you saying the public isn’t reacting to the shift?
8/8
2017
A lot of thinking is about waiting patiently with a net till the right ideas swim in - and resisting the urge to agitate the water.
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8/2
2017
With the good work of the @boringcompany, the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles will be TRAFFIC-FREE. 🚗🚗🏗️🚗🚗Superb insight from a brilliant thinker. https://t.co/fz4wO9kwtjYay! Dollar for dollar, it would be foolish to buy a gas-powered @BMW 330i over an electric @TeslaMotors Model 3. 🔌🙌 https://t.co/EwjuK2runS
7/31
2017
😙 https://t.co/xOj4lW1iGP
7/28
2017
@rextar4444 @naval Those are some narrow filters.From now on, if I am unhappy with an employee’s performance, I will just tweet about it. No conflict. BETTER.
7/25
2017
About to try @FiveGuys for the first time. Anyone have advice on how to make it a good experience?
7/21
2017
Femtopayments with Ethereum contracts attached to each electron you disturb as you spam the Internet #ethereum #blockchain #imrichbitch
7/17
2017
@stevendoyle Was this supposed to be a DM? 😂 @stevesi @jackiebo Can *anyone* get by with saying, “Just do what I tell you?” @TZhongg less a frown more a wtf 😙 https://t.co/cVQ2Q6HcOD @TZhongg better than mine 😦 @TZhongg 🤷🏻‍♀️
7/14
2017
@mcgd https://t.co/fLTKWiXOOe @ernstae @realDonaldTrump You meant Russian deal.It's Wednesday, and I guess I still don't think @realDonaldTrump is fit to be president.That @pearson is expected to deliver a dividend in a period of radical transformation is silly! Delusional investors https://t.co/w3u2Hke4vL
7/11
2017
@dflieb Yeah. Like, uh, every other Bluetooth headset can do that. But you go, gurl, with your hot new technology. https://t.co/FJzspHmpsA @ethanyeh Certain uncomfortable realities are elicited by this device. @stevesi In other news, did Fortune ever figure out how big a problem America's poor are? Just wondering. 7? 23? Bigger!?
7/7
2017
New heights of absurdity for @sfplanning and their regressive, oppressive "keep 'em poor" agenda in SF 😟 Cc @SFyimby https://t.co/QK3eWBUGad
7/5
2017
Can't decide whether to go to Walt Verizon World or Verizon Land. Really comes down to the flights, I guess.
7/3
2017
@msanthropetweet @mattgreenfield @ericgarland We’re better than that now. 😝Our love is saving us. We are still here. That's big. Keep loving
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6/29
2017
@TSBWis You bet! DM me and I'll pass along a link. @Delta DL2180 has been stuck on the ground at SFO without a gate for >33 mins and counting. Surprised we were coming? When can we deplane? 😤 @pdacosta @calestous The de-concentration of wealth will happen, in part, through EQUAL access to financial service… https://t.co/fdwefPCNMD
6/28
2017
@darrendub s/asdfghjkl\;/omg drake\!/;
6/27
2017
Good high-level summary of how #blockchain technology works, and why it probably matters a lot. @GoldmanSachs https://t.co/fBYAHQIVJR
6/26
2017
😂 https://t.co/25F0Zp0c9x
6/23
2017
Hey @Delta! Your A319 aircraft have overhead seat labels that straddle rows. It’s confusing. Plz add some ↙️ and ↘️ stickers! cc @macinna
6/19
2017
@om @AlaskaAir @VirginAmerica @Boeing @united Uhh, no. Not @United. 👎 So horrid. I’m now 60% @Delta and 40%… https://t.co/RFaxYR9F44 @om @AlaskaAir @VirginAmerica The A320s were turning middle-aged, and @VirginAmerica wasn’t prepared. Now it’s… https://t.co/iMkXNkIhzi @hunterwalk @POTUS No, no. So we’re clear, I wasn’t saying he’s NOT upstanding. I just really hope he is. I hope we… https://t.co/5bMlxjC8x3I’m beginning to get the impression that @POTUS is not, like, a super upstanding guy or whatever. @BevanDufty @fubini @SFBART @josefow @sfmta_muni Thank you. We'll be holding our breath - literally - until then! https://t.co/RMYFrUY4uk @BevanDufty @fubini @SFBART @josefow @sfmta_muni That's good to hear. What's the timeframe in which commuters shoul… https://t.co/OGtQ2erd6m
6/8
2017
@fubini Agree. The Powell station is unforgivable. @BevanDufty is on the board of @SFBART if you want to remind him… https://t.co/gJJYS0Ur1U @mims @WSJTech @trippmickle Really nice hardware, though. 🤔 @davidmarcus I love reactions! But I really dislike “My Day.” Please let us disable that feature so it doesn’t gum… https://t.co/8YOVKtOAlc
6/7
2017
@bosmeny Pinned tabs: -Gmail (work) -Gmail (personal) -Keep -Cal -WhatsApp -Messenger -Music -CRM Plus ~10 GDocs… https://t.co/mgfXUHpI0p
6/6
2017

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