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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

719 Following   3,712 Followers   3,327 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07


@alexrkonrad Do you know what that hand has touched?CEOs decide quickly with limited data, then adapt their positions as they go. That’s bad for a @POTUS. But it explains a lot right now.
4/26
2017
@igorvolsky @me1000 That cannot possibly be true. If that is true, we are at a new new low. What?? What. 😖 What? @lg For example, I routinely set my Model X to 80 mph in a 25 mph zone because faster. @lg Configurable for X mph over the limit automatically, or just set a speed. @gusg priority is for messed up messed up people tho - pimp lost his top hat 🎩 - pregnant lady has a balloon 🎈 - old man has kyphosis 🥀In San Francisco, we deface our subway ads with intelligent commentary on the world's socioeconomic disrepair. #MAGA https://t.co/kPpGtVzY5j
4/25
2017
I’m thankful for @JohnLegere who routinely demonstrates that I can be a successful CEO even if I’m batshit crazy.
4/20
2017
@garyvee Who is this quote from? @robertcromwell I get it.Why is @Delta tweeting gate info to individual passengers? They have 1.3M followers. And I thought airport announcements were inefficient… 🙄Today, I can choose specific weights of fonts in @Google Slides. Yesterday, I could not. Today is better. @mgsiegler Not sure a Tokaji would be great after 183 years, especially given the bottling methods back then. But I… https://t.co/RH0Bb7phMP
4/19
2017
89k workers were laid off from #retail jobs since October. That’s more than work in the entire coal industry. https://t.co/9azqvbhykz
4/17
2017
Board as a doctor, Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisA whole new concept around the @United Club… #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #avgeek https://t.co/BjNnmQDHIZ @TheEconomist Corporations cannot “wish.” Only people can do that.The disease from which @United suffers isn’t operational, it’s cultural. It’ll take a decade of strong leadership t… https://t.co/wN1msaYzuQI’m intrigued by, and believe, that most interviews are “utterly useless,” as this professor asserts. What do we do? https://t.co/YykYyXRIBZ
4/10
2017
My 70-year-old father just told me he was proud of my CEO approval rating on @Glassdoor. 😛
4/8
2017
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3
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4/6
2017
Silicon Valley should have solved checkout lines by now. 🙅
4/2
2017
Congrats to @parkerconrad and the Rippling team on their launch. SO MANY reasons to be rooting for this company. https://t.co/NSB4czGzmb
3/14
2017
Red-eye flights are always made just a little better by a @McDonalds McMuffin and hash browns on the other end. 😁 https://t.co/isPv1xrOJC
3/6
2017
Congrats to the @StarskyRobotics team on the quiet but huge progress over the past year! Cool tech, cool mission. https://t.co/cNFNEHHAUs
3/1
2017
We were promised a lot of winning during the campaign. I hadn’t realized my side would be doing the winning.I worry that if every American must first become familiar with constitutional law and precedent in order to defend it, we are doomed. @ddebow @davealevine Trump’s got more likes. :( @motowashere Having reviewed a Wiki entry on said “Marbury” matter, I concede that your knowledge of constitutional law far outstrips mine.“It is beyond question that the federal judiciary retains the authority to adjudicate constitutional challenges to executive action.” -Yay.
2/9
2017
Amazing! That's a really long period of time! https://t.co/nCgDaRu4Nu
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @ariscott Yeah, except there’s no “Skip this version” button on @DrJillStein. Ugh.
2/7
2017
I just love love love @SenFranken. So good. @cspan is, for a moment, genuinely gripping television. @sfbart I guess it’s one of those days. 🚽
2/6
2017
Not well written, but the cartoons are oddly reassuring; we have survived xenophobia before and we will do so again. https://t.co/1cUArWV9m8
1/31
2017
@burritojustice Ha! The reality is that BART’s escalators look like that for hours and hours straight every weekday. Nuts!
1/30
2017
😧 https://t.co/47TSBaSZTQ @delta Can you please note the time zone in the time stamps on your News Hub articles?I just made my donation to the @ACLU. Join me and show your support! Thanks for the nudge, @mvernal. https://t.co/Ehwshcl6XW
1/29
2017
@jgfong You mean because of the new MacBooks, right?
1/27
2017
Good lord: @TheEconomist just downgraded the US on the democracy scale: Now rated a “flawed democracy”… https://t.co/bbN3rJufWs
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1/26
2017
@AskCiti And which one would you like me to reinstall? 😣 https://t.co/LU9QvxbKKP @Citi This happens WAY too often. I can't bank with a bank that can't make an app work. https://t.co/4mRibfYYoQ
1/23
2017
Proud to see @inkling empowering mobile work forces for star clients like @McDonalds & @Starbucks https://t.co/YIPyliSHXV via @stanine
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1/19
2016
@mattgreenfield Because political polls are so reliable. 😉
12/21
2016
This is how a Sprinkler Gear works https://t.co/iZ4xKVWFj5
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12/18
2016
I promise @Inkling won't exit too soon, @benkepes! 😘 https://t.co/IePseN4TbN
12/14
2016
Welcoming @SapphireVC to the @Inkling family, and vice versa! https://t.co/tkzChSee49
12/13
2016
@sfyimby Are we paying taxes to fund the salaries of people who are wasting everyone’s time and money nitpicking this shit? @mgsiegler NO CARRIER @grow_sf @sfyimby What is this in reference to?What if surgeons depended on SharePoint?
12/8
2016
🤔 https://t.co/2Sw2yOw2gQ
12/7
2016
Stephen Hawking: "This is the most dangerous time for our planet." https://t.co/lQQVcgIu29 https://t.co/3fKFJsrX4c
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12/4
2016
Have been flying @Delta a lot recently, and impressed with the service consistency and on-time performance. ✈️👌When a customer sees a new feature and describes their “rush of euphoria,” you’re doing something right. Happy Friday, @inkling team! 👍😍
12/2
2016
Whichever politician is responsible for blocking @Uber in #Vancouver should be voted out of office forthwith. Your cabs are terrible.
11/24
2016
Those rare moments when you allow yourself to fondle your perfect phone without its protective case.
11/22
2016
Please, @TeslaMotors, apply your magic autopilot technology to jet bridges. @wshed @inkling @degreed @OpenSesame @Kaltura excellent companies coming together in Portland with @CaterpillarInchttps://t.co/245gLEe8VY
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11/15
2016
One nice outcome tonight in the fight against populism: rational centrist @Scott_Wiener is now our State Senator! 👍 https://t.co/kdMv0l62ns
11/9
2016
I’m Canadian, and I’m staying here. I’m going to make things better. I want more Canadians to move here, not the other way around. 🇨🇦🇺🇸⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z ⌘Z
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisHey, look at it this way: Nothing’s ever so bad that it couldn’t get worse.I sure hope Melania was able to get ahold of @FLOTUS’s speech for tonight.Man, @realDonaldTrump must be terrified right now.Holy smokes. Florida is separated by 28 votes after 60% reporting. TWENTY-EIGHT. 😳 https://t.co/p5Ag5skWiJThat's a lot of awesome Twitter rolled into one tweet: @HarryStebbings @stgarrity @HearsaySystems @saastr @inkling 🤣Even if you haven't registered, the following states allow SAME DAY REGISTRATION & VOTING CO CT DC ID IL IA ME MN MT NH WI WY
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11/8
2016
Happy Monday. This election is almost over. https://t.co/Nu5GzzDoMg
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis84% chance of winning doesn’t taste nearly as good as 100% won. I’m hungry. #imwithher
11/7
2016
In “really bad” turbulence, your plane is moving about 40 feet up or down. Extreme is 100 feet. Never thousands… ✈️😎 https://t.co/iAFKBfCgCyIt's 2016. Everyone on TV should understand: IT'S NOT A BACKSLASH.The @PartsUnknownCNN on Sichuan is the funniest and most accurate show I've seen on China. Bourdain is hilarious. Craving some 火锅 right now!
11/5
2016
We at @Inkling have decided to shut down our @SlackHQ instance and switch everyone to an also ran product. J/K! /giphy lol 😂 @macinna great tweet! 👍 @HarryStebbings @mhdempsey @inkling The pressure to spend your way to growth can override your better judgment on c… https://t.co/fXnzZ9lrzm
11/2
2016
Pretty sure this Tweet makes @schreier cry. https://t.co/sEZKeVOFoeCA needs 3.5M new homes in next 8 yrs so housing crisis doesn't worsen. I'll work in State Senate to meet this need. https://t.co/GwQyrZK2Le
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11/1
2016

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