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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

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Joined Twitter 5/19/07

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when ur brother wins the super bowl but then u remember that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate https://t.co/iXdyWCQ63F
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisWHO CARES @BorgeousMusic LOVE your podcast… but those phone-ins in #51 were painful. Keep ‘em out. (Especially the ditzy teenage girls. Ugh.)
2/7
2016
"The Big Sleep" The couple that took their own lives together: https://t.co/zpjOr4CgZQ (@juliamedew, @theage) https://t.co/kbF4PLqLTk
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2/6
2016
Atheists and agnostics are now the second largest "religious" group in America. https://t.co/NSRZQz3l00.@AmericanExpress hung up on me again!! It’s 2016. Why can’t you put me on hold without hanging up on me? Honestly. People. It’s 2016. Like…
2/5
2016
Thank you, @stewart and @SlackHQ, for revolutionizing how I communicate with my CFO. #business #winning #highfive https://t.co/PH68hIA7ub
2/4
2016
Powell @SFBART station is filthy, dilapidated, and houses dozens and dozens of homeless, some of whom are relieving themselves on the floor.
2/3
2016
@chiefpplofficer It all began with you circling “personell” on my resume in 2002!Happy to see @stanine leading the way to updating employee learning & development across large orgs https://t.co/RYn0yP852h
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis“@Inkling is an easy business case, reducing shipping/printing costs alone. Then you can talk about all it enables.” https://t.co/8y1oQKjzEE
2/2
2016
Congratulations on the purchase of your new corporate #learning management system! Happy driving. https://t.co/AQeMvrfkYxThe Iowa caucuses are like a middle school science fair: everyone’s a winner!Iowa province rejects socialist milksop Bernard Sanders in favor of braying she-ass Hillary Clinton to succeed US gangster president Obama.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @MotoWasHere But Trump said he'd never run an independent campaign! So that's unpossible.With O’Malley dropping out, the Democratic Party’s nominating process will look a lot less like a typical Canadian election. Bummer.Although segfaults and core dumps in software seem a lot less risky than in nuclear energy.If venture capital is at its best when it solves our greatest problems, then VC+energy is the ultimate win. https://t.co/VPUTuCLmfDToday’s fission reactors are the nuclear equivalent of coal-fired steam engines. Engineers will develop cleaner, more efficient approaches.The new technology that replaces old technology generally doesn’t look like the old technology. As an incumbent, it’s hard to see it coming.When Google gives me drive time estimates “without traffic,” it’s like a scale giving me my weight “without gravity.”
2/1
2016
Thank you @AmericanExpress for #thecenturionlounge! Setting the standard for airport lounges. Totally worth the membership fee! #travelI love all the Robs in my life, but there are too many of you. Parents, please stop naming all your children Rob. Thank you.
1/28
2016
I have found that Fresca and cottage cheese make for a delightful, high protein snack combination.When the sales team is in a good mood, I’m in a good mood.
1/27
2016
@karinsandstrom The pen is mightier than the sword, Karin! They must be taken away. @hunterwalk p.s. I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! ! And you. BUT MOSTLY THE BEEBS!!!!!!!1 #twitter #beebs #connecting_to_the_stars_! (Sorry. EOM.) @hunterwalk But I think THE BEEBS is driving more new Twitter users than the smaller celebs, which they badly need. (No offense intended.) @hunterwalk I feel like Twitter is now a place for normal folk (me) to connect with celebrities, both small (you) and big (Mr. J. Bieber).Unlike meat, fish decays quickly even when refrigerated because fish are cold blooded; their enzymes and bacteria keep going, even at 34F!Did you know that baby carrots are generally cut from misshapen full-sized carrots? Thank you, picky consumers…
1/18
2016
Coolness, with a touch of irony! https://t.co/vlTfdmMbRb @kinch_ahoy Ha, yes, that’s true.$YHOO book value per share $29.94. Share price on Friday was $29.14. (According to the world’s leading finance site, Yahoo! Finance.) @hunterwalk What if we could calculate a discounted word flow for some of our favorite valley blowhards? Negative value assigned per word.Whatever happened to the good ol’ discounted cash flow as a method of valuing a company? Too simple for people who are paid to make it hard?
1/17
2016
In marketing technologies, your best hope is detente with occasional advantages. It is not a battle for sustained supremacy.
1/15
2016
Each time Rubio says “Here’s the one thing I’m not gonna do,” I hope he says “murder people.” Cuz, um, if there’s only one thing… #GOPDebate
1/14
2016
@patrickc @collision That is actually a one-word imperative statement. It’s encouraging you to take risks in life. Clever kettle!If your website offers a “mobile solution” in addition to your main product, you’re fucked.
1/13
2016
I have 3 voicemails. I’ll never listen to them bc each caller subsequently sent me an email that began “Just left you a vm on this, but…” :P5/5: My favorite: the meditation room. Even in 1968, we were too distracted to think. https://t.co/EuxZfn5GMx4/5: The open floor plan of the 1960’s. (This is a hand drawn rendering!) https://t.co/yH6vwjvHC03/5: Check out the phones built into the workstations. Also, that variance in chairs must have gotten frustrating. https://t.co/LDNHyfbKZQ2/5: Then-modern plastics with soft cushions. And a huge creepy clown image. https://t.co/zzVdtzR0RN1/5: @McDonalds HQ in 1968, by ASD. It’s amazing how the #design foretells today’s office spaces. #architecture https://t.co/eDvfHRFH1w @smmorsetx @fastcolead Thanks! Good luck being more direct and honest this year; it’s hard! :)
1/10
2016
The American empathy epidemic https://t.co/7WTLME0yIZ
1/8
2016
@jasonlk Disagree. If you tolerate any passive aggressive behavior between your senior executives, you’re not doing it right.Use Inkling templates to build better, interactive content today. Request your free trial: https://t.co/7nqkpOh3Ty https://t.co/qxiX2UafVe
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1/7
2016
#NorthKorea is killing it! https://t.co/yp4EYg1N47It is repugnant that the vile, diabolical leaders in N. Korea spend such immense resources to build bombs instead of feeding their citizens.
1/5
2016
What salt is not sea salt?
1/4
2015
Here's a wish for fewer "thoughts and prayers" and more meaningful policy change in 2016.
12/31
2015
Sometimes I wonder whether the #GOP has ever been this low, and then I'm like, Sarah Palin.
12/21
2015
@soylent with a shot of espresso: Friday afternoon win.
12/18
2015
Amazon should let us have access to the product recommendations of other users (like spouses and siblings). We'd buy better gifts. :)"Humans sleep the least of any primate." Glad to hear it's not just me! ;) https://t.co/y81RtAdUSV
12/17
2015
I have found that my fingertips get uncomfortably cold on the new Magic Trackpad 2. Is that a bug? "Frosted tips?"
12/16
2015
Canadian children performed the same welcome song for refugees that was sung to Mohamed https://t.co/Z2FSTO6r4M https://t.co/fzHFrEXrEh
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12/12
2015
#B2B marketers: when you refer to your "solution," you might as well refer to your "thing." It's the same.
12/10
2015
@_sunilrawat That's cryptic.Are you trying to get work done right now? If so and you're reading this, you're doing it wrong.
12/9
2015
@judegomila Thank you for your deposit."If you're scared to share [your beliefs], no one can accept you for who you know yourself to be." https://t.co/EZHvdR75lCGoogle+ is proof that you can get perfectly good engineers to work on just about anything!Listening to customers is just so darn HARD because they keep ruining your convenient truths. @jfedeyko @thec100 @markorgan @lg @mattwyndowe That's not the best photo of me I've seen, but… talk to the hand. :)
12/8
2015
@katie_martin_fx @pmarca Oh god. I thought I was the only person who still knew that song. https://t.co/I1PJ8BzsywGoing.....going....not yet gone! "The death of Adobe's Flash is lingering, not sudden" https://t.co/otsDY98N7h https://t.co/z0hvO5Bx3E
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12/4
2015
Now that I've submitted my feature request in detail, when does it ship? Hello? Yes, when does my feature ship? Where is it? My feature?Tartine & Blue Bottle: "Coffee infrastructure doesn’t support food and food infrastructure doesn’t support coffee." https://t.co/yEAbcytrJJBREAKING! NY Times: "It takes twice as long when there is a man at a urinal next to you compared to going it alone." https://t.co/jmthvfgBDe
12/3
2015
@naithanjones Depends on the religion and/or skin color of the shooters.Apparently if you support a presidential outcome in favor of the Democrats, you should be rallying for @realDonaldTrump right now #Trump2016
12/2
2015
Yahoo SVP: "I just try to ship products I'm not ashamed of." Um... #winning? https://t.co/3GdEGNO2KT @idothethinking How is it possible that someone as smart as you only has 4 followers?My @FastCompany piece on managing cultural debt: people first, then culture, then strategy. https://t.co/d77c9ow7EiTIL Caltrain carries 61k passengers per day. The #38 Geary bus line carries 58k each day. Discuss.
12/1
2015
Just overheard a mother explaining to her child what a pay phone was and why we used to have them.5% of the worlds population lives in the blue shaded area, 5% also lives in the red shaded area - https://t.co/JOftEe4a96
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11/29
2015
@gordonrhay_md What's going on?
11/28
2015
Hear, hear. @peterthiel speaks truthiness: The New Atomic Age We Need https://t.co/Sy5vOnWLUF“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” -Henry Kissinger 😆
11/27
2015
If you live in North America, almost entirely regardless of your personal circumstances, you have much to be thankful for this year. 🕊
11/25
2015
@omosanzalette you get one and you get one and you get one and you get one and we all get one. 😐LinkedIn.connection.random() endorsed you for a skill! Skill.random();
11/24
2015
@theeconomist Shoulda said: "Don't kill."
11/23
2015
"BEFORE you discard of your horse and buy an auto it is well to think of the cost" (1915) https://t.co/0crf7IOgg9 https://t.co/9iBYegOLyw
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis @calestous Thanks. Yes, it's per capita. I bet a lot of residents of those countries use virtually no electricity at all. 💡 @calestous I assume this is the per capita consumption (total consumption ÷ population) and not "an average Ethiopian."
11/22
2015
I had never noticed the straight- 💑💏, gay- 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and lesbian- 👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 specific emojis. Subtle!
11/20
2015
As CEO, if your investor talks publicly about their opinion of your valuation w/o your consent, 1) your investor sucks and 2) you're public.
11/19
2015
@janekim What facts are you disputing? Did you not support the housing moratorium? You're consistently antigrowth and your policies hurt SF.
11/17
2015
@10LBA @arquibravo @EJMun Not my area of expertise, but looks fascinating! Good luck!TIL BART trains have two horns: one that's really loud, and one that's EAR-DESTROYING LOUD. First time in five years I'd heard the latter. 🙀
11/16
2015
I can kill for Myself just fine, thanks.
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11/14
2015
I want "WiFi and cellular" on my MacBook far more than on my iPad.
11/11
2015
@recruiterguru4u @inkling Admittedly, I've thought that I look like him, too. But I'm not sure it's a flattering comparison. ;-)I love carbs.
11/10
2015
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