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Sudi Green @Sudi_Green New York, NY

Model, Activist, writes for SNL

798 Following   7,202 Followers   4,211 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/7/10


Just thinking about that little part of me that died the day Hilary lost ✌️✌️✌️
9/23
2018
Be careful with me https://t.co/q2ktptTxmB
9/22
2018
My parents saved me a piece of cake in the fridge and they have reminded me about it no less than four times.👏👏👏👏 https://t.co/6SBPw4uproI’m from a part of the country where you can barely even get a good manicure and no one is telling our stories.TFW the patriarchy affects all six of you. https://t.co/QtzhHXtU7wShe probably got the wrong guy, because your rapist is very easy to forget. Not something that haunts you daily or anything like that.
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9/21
2018
@davemizzoni @nbcsnl These are the tits that write the bits ✌️
9/18
2018
"While Nixon had support from progressive figures like Sarah Jessica Parker, Cuomo has vocal election day support f… https://t.co/MGNsOO4FgL
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9/13
2018
If you don’t listen to this ep of Seek Treatement literally go see a medical professional. Thank you to my loves… https://t.co/ys32lC0Fxo
9/11
2018
WOWOWOWOW! Congrats @will_stephen @Reddsaidit @officialkenan and Eli for winning an Emmy for Come Back Barack! https://t.co/qXcklaWszC
9/10
2018
free show wednesday at 8pm at @ClubCumming with a lineup to pass away 4 — @Sudi_Green @bowenyang @MattRogersThohttps://t.co/ba1udEBnrG
Retweeted by Sudi GreenIf you see me looking good in a picture... it’s a trick! ;)
9/4
2018
My new lower back tattoo https://t.co/aKi0yhmBKc
9/3
2018
Hi I’m here to audition for the part of “Friend who Sometimes Wears a Hat.”
9/2
2018
Shout out to all my Patagonia daddies.A Star is Born is my Election Day!!!!
9/1
2018
I eat men.There was no Shahs on last night and that honestly has fucked up my whole day.TONIGHT! 08/31: That Shit Ray! w/ @rachelpegram @rayjay3k @anafabregagood @Sudi_Green @bowenyang @MattRogersTho & m… https://t.co/SThzLdcHdu
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8/31
2018
@oneamyzimmer https://t.co/rreP82F5tl @MattRogersTho Wow I gotta say, you're Dorinda babe!
8/30
2018
Time for another delicious night of cold red wine and deli meat :)
8/29
2018
No but you guys are right, 'Nanette' ruined comedy.If only Louis were an actress over 50 then we'd be fine never seeing him again. WHERE THE FUCK IS JULIA ROBERTS????Imagine not being able to do something for ten months. Now imagine someone blocking the door while they jack off in front of you.Damn! I showed my butthole to Louis CK at a comedy festival so he would stop doing comedy but it didn't work!!!!Should I get highlights or improve my personality?
8/28
2018
Sometimes I do something adorable and no one takes their phone out and it hurts so so bad.
8/26
2018
I was so responsible tonight I took my contacts out before I got high.
8/24
2018
@rayjay3k @anafabregagood @bowenyang @MattRogersTho @UnionHallNY this is going to be gorgeous for me.
8/22
2018
Luv to go to the dry cleaners so everyone knows I own many nice clothes that I cover in gum and wine.Oh no did you guys hear???? It’s a major key alert!!!!!I am very proud of all Jlo and I have accomplished over the years.
8/21
2018
Will today be the day you explain CBD oil to your parents?
8/19
2018
Find someone that smiles at you the way you smile at your own Instagram stories. @natasharothwell ☺️🧡🍰
8/18
2018
Can't believe even my core is engaged and I'm not!!!!!If you describe something as ‘magical’ you better be talking about Harry Potter otherwise bitch, I’m out.Vaguely planted the seed that I should go back to Pilates more and I already feel so strong and healthy I guess I d… https://t.co/gfaoX21Wbg
8/17
2018
I'm so proud of all my different charging cords. I love them each in their own special way.The one and only @Ozrodriguez01 is making da movie!!! Yay!!!!! https://t.co/DkIeaSWjJJ
8/15
2018
Just realized I outed myself as flying in first in this last tweet but I A) didn’t pay for it B) am still a comm… https://t.co/UKqRXpnMpPThe man next to me ordered a bud light in first class...so now I know who he voted for!When I poop and it comes out so clean that I only need to wipe once https://t.co/g3v1FuPo35
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8/13
2018
If my hotel room doesn’t have a tub in it I shit on the floor to teach them a lesson!!!!!
8/10
2018
Let him produce. https://t.co/NIFaVvyzc0
Retweeted by Sudi GreenMy super power is I can buy so many things but still feel nothing.Well I cried in a Duane Reade pharmacy today because I was put on hold for 20 minutes!!! ***SEX AND THE CITY MUSIC***
8/9
2018
My soul cycle instructor told the class he was better than us today. Then he played "End of Time" by Beyonce and I… https://t.co/CTrPEyAfdNHahahaha a man wrote this https://t.co/svIFJduVgw
8/7
2018
@mikeyfuntime That People magazine is still good. What like I don’t want to see pictures of Kristen Bell at Whole Foods anymore???
8/4
2018
@melissavcomedy Hell yeah bish ✌️Sometimes I like to just post up in the coffee shop and let the daddies come!!!!!Hmmmm never not thinking about the bridge of Blank Space!!!!I personally identify as a Bethenny which is hard for my friends to accept but ultimately my truth.I've been on an amazing personal journey discovering that I need every item of clothing that has ever been made.
8/3
2018
Saw a girl on Instagram describe herself as “super into dresses” so I died and am a ghost now! @DaveKingThing Amy Adams has no oscar.
8/2
2018
🗣 Hey, #SNL fans! The Ticket Lottery is now open: https://t.co/nGqqmhMLcs https://t.co/nnGb8TYRym
Retweeted by Sudi GreenWhen all the men left for war we had no choice but to take over their social media jobs
Retweeted by Sudi GreenJust another casual night at home googling how to tape my tits!!!!I heard that since Rihanna’s Vogue cover thick eyebrows are out and I’ll probably never experience true joy.
8/1
2018
I’ve always been hot and that’s why I’m funny.I put the REAL in I am a rude bitch!!!!
7/31
2018
If you have an android, sorry but you’re a sociopath.
7/28
2018
If u hav sumthin negative 2 say about me...TELL IT TO MY FILLERS!!!!!GUY WROTE A BOOK! We are not worthy!!!! https://t.co/MnL8QdNnI8I can’t wait till I poop out a baby so I can ruin it later with my love!
7/26
2018
@LyndhurstNarc Addiction is a disease girl!!! And she has not had an easy life girl!!I love Demi Lovato so much and this is the only earnest tweet I’ve ever tweeted that wasn’t about trump. Pull through girl!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
7/25
2018
@AmericanAir Yes thank you I know. We have been told the plane can go to Dallas but we need it to go now. This is o… https://t.co/ucwLM3KXGj @bowenyang @AmericanAir They have said we can at least get as far as Dallas but nothing is happening we need to boa… https://t.co/BhHNZFsBah @bowenyang @AmericanAir Thank you Bitch. We definitely could have taken off with our crew by now but we still here and no answersGod bless this woman not even working right now and came to our gate to get us answers about our flight. Pilot blew… https://t.co/rf1wQcepFe @AmericanAir flights are delayed like crazy and we have no information. AA1997 what is the status????? Says taking… https://t.co/Uj2cZDbyb5
7/23
2018
Instagram but it’s all cheeseboards.In that little moment of hesitation before someone tries to pronounce my name....... I cum!
7/22
2018
Everybody on my plane NEEDS to go to Philadelphia and that makes me feel...good!
7/21
2018
Should I write a dramatic monologue from the perspective of the bandaid I saw in the Reformation dressing room?Dogs in LA are my goal weight.
7/19
2018
@Sudi_Green "I'm here, but I don't really feel like doing anything." -mine
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7/17
2018
Men are bad and women are good? https://t.co/0xZB5xqDcd"I just don't know if I can do this anymore" - my strapless braYou know what they say, all ideas are bad ideas. @MattRogersTho So much thai.Just looking for the “taking your bra off good” level feeling in food and/or men.
7/16
2018
The secret to a man's heart is telling him you're a bad driver.
7/13
2018
We got that Emmy nomination again for our web series Creating SNL! We make the series to showcase some of the wizar… https://t.co/DKccvpz9zz
Retweeted by Sudi GreenAs if you needed any more evidence that @catccohen is a gift to us all from Satan. https://t.co/4ftJbNlN3CSNL has the hardest working cast and crew in the biz. Congrats to everyone on their nominations! I’m so lucky to ge… https://t.co/skbl6hgDnh
7/12
2018
Wow I'm very excited for this show tomorrow idk if there will be a raw bar or if this is false advertising but it W… https://t.co/4uhGi3VD3VI miss all my friends and their personal photographers.
7/11
2018
The discourse in this country has gotten too negative, which is why I will never tweet something like, “I want Dona… https://t.co/ZqhgbepuwS
Retweeted by Sudi GreenOh...sweetie...you are the Handmaids Tale. https://t.co/Of7aFrdjMvI am not explaining to my planned and wanted daughters what a legal abortion used to be. Abortions are not DVD players.
7/10
2018
Oh BTW: Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind. https://t.co/8jj3mmFqGf
Retweeted by Sudi GreenAint no salad like an airport salad cuz an airport salad don’t food
Retweeted by Sudi GreenLooking for someone to love me despite all my good qualities.I'm so tan.
7/9
2018

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