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Sudi Green @Sudi_Green New York, NY

Model, Activist, writes for SNL

713 Following   7,822 Followers   4,312 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/7/10


Honestly congrats to all my fucking makeup.
12/11
2018
This holiday season...MEN. ARE. VICTIMS.My favorite part of a boomerang is catching that small sad moment at the beginning where you can tell we all hate o… https://t.co/qUScxfE1H9Me on Raya https://t.co/NK2qogQXxm
12/10
2018
Let’s make history and let a beauty influencer host the Oscars!!!!I have one goal in life and that is to be a mother with bangs. @tweetrajouhari I actually ask myself every day if singing is funny
12/7
2018
Today I saw a man carrying a giant box of cookies hold a door open for a baby. So yeah, you could say I’m living my best life!At least there's one thing, I'm sad and everything makes me feel bad.
12/6
2018
My 23andMe just said "persian princess."They say manners are dead but I am waiting to take my bra off until after the food delivery guy comes.
12/4
2018
Naming my daughter Julia after Julia Roberts in Julia Roberts' Comeback.
12/3
2018
Can’t wait to get married. Would need to meet a straight man first. I know it’s rare but I have hope. #hopeful @JoannaBlably Go off on Hampshire
12/1
2018
Wait, it’s not called “Creed II Back Back Back Again?” Smdh they should have just made another Trolls movie.
11/26
2018
Can’t wait to see CREED II* *the Maria Callas documentaryGetting “is anyone sitting here?” tattooed across my knuckles.
11/25
2018
No gyms have diffusers on their hair dryers and that is curly hair erasure!!!Just thought to myself “I’m in the mood for a fascinating documentary”joan didion is my goal weight.
11/24
2018
To answer all your questions, no I am NOT in the live action Aladdin as Jasmine’s fun friend. Please respect my pri… https://t.co/tnamVtucLUWriting a new book that’s Jane Austen but all the girls work at fashion magazines and all the guys are architects i… https://t.co/guyUWNU7DFHappy thanksgiving to all the inspiring, creative people I’m lucky enough to have in my life brought to you by the new #googlehomehubThankful for my dry skin and mean sense of humor 🙏
11/23
2018
@SamanthaaaReece U horny
11/21
2018
How many candles is too many because that’s how many I have. @JesseOut They know what we want and they give it to us every time.When any housewives show up to a house and they go through each of the rooms and pick, that is when I feel most joy.
11/19
2018
I walk into the Variety and scream “WHERE DA HOES AT?” So far it’s going well!My thing is I can read.I’m gonna get hot over Thanksgiving.
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11/18
2018
Just say no to birds
11/16
2018
And you knowwwww it's the one year anniversary of releasing Power Couple with my husband (makes movies)… https://t.co/wbrTU31Kkf
11/14
2018
@imaliwaller Omg u sweetie damn!!!! And honored!Imagine how much more of a bitch I would be if I could sing.
11/13
2018
This is so good. https://t.co/hUTDE6uuaAAnother year older another item of clothing covered in stains...
11/12
2018
My diet is I only eat the red and purple skittles.
11/10
2018
Sorry if I seem extra empowered today, I've been looking at pictures of the Victoria Secret fashion show all morning.I looked at my phone on my couch Until I realized I could look at my phone in my bed.She's had to move four times, pay for a private security detail & hasn't been able to return to her job as a profes… https://t.co/u0IjhBePDz
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11/9
2018
@marybethbarone Not only did you do the right and brave thing but you stuck up for all women in this city by doing that. Thank you.
11/8
2018
Ugh...🙄 @nbcsnl #texas https://t.co/eIRkiGPfLD
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11/7
2018
When in the movies there’s three mean women, I’m the one on the left!!!! @Anne_Slease This sketch was written by the great Kent Sublette and Aidy Bryant but I'm glad you enjoyed the show :)Oooooh and that’s going to be the only gif I use for next 1000 years https://t.co/t09Fk3FKx4
11/4
2018
I ask god for just one ab for free.
11/3
2018
Oh no today I forgot to have my almond. Guess tomorrow I get 2! #luckygirlAsk yourself one question why haven’t you married me.
11/2
2018
When I was in 4th grade I wanted to be an angel for Halloween but my mom said “you can’t, we’re atheists” so I was… https://t.co/41cMCe7tNv
11/1
2018
@MattRogersTho Not me, just my ass. @MattRogersTho My assSpilled blue cheese on my rug twice hi just being me
10/30
2018
This year for Halloween I’m going as the person I pretend to be online.My mom loves those Leslie Mann Jergens commercials so good job it worked.
10/27
2018
@bowenyang https://t.co/4PLl5IIgUd @anafabregagood Oh no it's because I am conceited 😦 @waxmittert you don't want to know...
10/26
2018
Getting high and spending $300 on Everlane is my brand honeyyyyyy.
10/25
2018
I just set up a monthly donation to Transgender Law Center and you can too. https://t.co/JY7b47zofZWho are these handsome men and where did they find them??? https://t.co/IU3OtIlP7fThis is tonight! You must come!!! https://t.co/XVJnQmvjvb
10/24
2018
@TransLifeline is a wonderful group of good people that provides suicide prevention support specification for trans… https://t.co/sUcOv635Se
Retweeted by Sudi GreenCan’t wait till tomorrow when I lose 100 pounds!!!!
10/23
2018
TFW everyone in the club is harmonizing!!!!
10/20
2018
Naming my baby Vote!!!!!"She's kind of that girl from high school who would...." - me describing a new pasta I liked. @MattRogersTho I’m the only real atheist you will ever meet.A Star begins at conception.
10/18
2018
Yeah would suck to be dripping in gold and throw great parties you yurtle-necked taint. https://t.co/cnqewYDuJhfun app we got here, lots of celebs having fun and a few rape threats here and there, dogs doing silly things, the news.
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10/17
2018
A play but it's about a bunch of people talking about art.Can't wait till I'm so famous I make genuine instagram stories that start with "hey you guys..."Do you like to laugh? Do you like singing that is good? Do you like Patti Lupone? Get into Friends Who Folk and lis… https://t.co/FrTYScla6cI'm hosting this show 10/24 and a portion of ticket sales go to the Lower East Side Girls Club! It's going to be a… https://t.co/EXcuxpj5XjVery normal that we’re talking about politicians’ ethnicity percentages!
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10/16
2018
My white friends and I talk about how much we love fall until our heads fucking explode!!!!! @kristencheeks @ExpressScripts literally fuck you all day @ExpressScriptsI love my all my children* equally *fall looksFelt cute for one day and now I’M running for President in 2020.
10/15
2018
World War II https://t.co/vjqFu55lTv
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10/13
2018
While everyone else hid behind pizza-gate and emails, Kanye was at least honest about something no one else had the… https://t.co/31ccjxT6ryDear @juliothesquare will you be pursuing a legal course of action towards Disney’s Nutcracker for stealing your le… https://t.co/zHwwrB22igMen are winning how do we stop them. https://t.co/tcPGaO0grgHappy national coming out day to my mustache in 8th grade and all my gay friends who make my life.
10/12
2018
💕💕💕 https://t.co/oEApeO28Iw
10/11
2018
Read @annadrezen talking about our fav character to write! I'm outed as somone who "watches documentaries." https://t.co/ByGn83Zo51
10/10
2018
A lot of things are hard for me because I’m so shy.
10/9
2018
WRITE IN TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!
10/8
2018
Lil bang bang.
Retweeted by Sudi GreenWhen I have cash on me the world is my deli
10/7
2018
I used to be a secular humanist but I guess now I’m a Padma Lakshmi???? @timothydunn Feel seen for the first time in my life by this tweet
10/4
2018
Wow I guess my ultimate sexual fantasy now is for Bradley Cooper just to be proud of me?
10/2
2018
Daily reminder that ICE is still incarcerating children, and that no administration official has been held accounta… https://t.co/RADXfl9T7G
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10/1
2018
At this point I'm just screaming into my own mouth."In cases when you compare evidence you look at people, what their goals are...their reasons to lie. On one hand, y… https://t.co/QiVcDTm0yZ
Retweeted by Sudi GreenWhat's it called when you don't think you're a lesbian but you're also pretty sure you'll never have sex with a man again?Look at me while I'm talking to you. They believe us, they hear us, they just ultimately don't care. https://t.co/Ca0ItHylaS
9/28
2018

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