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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne Ireland via NYC via Ireland.

GM/Producer @Fishamble, Producer @24HourPlaysDub. Beginner Cat Lady. Youngest Child. Tactless, but trying. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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Joined Twitter 5/6/09


I'm so embarrassed for America. https://t.co/4HT1ql0E3bFlying home from Paris. Really delightful trip. Plane home is full of shrieking, over-tired, highly-sugared, post-Disneyland kids. 😬Climbed the dome at Sacre Coeur two hours ago. Legs still shaking.
3/25
2017
@margaritacors @ThatEvaOne Bit of both, plus comfort, plus trying on new items! On #7 now. Fully ridiculous.I'm on my 5th wardrobe change of the day. Thought y'all should know.Working holiday is going great an all but bottled water in Paris tastes like soap. Or something worse than soap. https://t.co/T6URWlNBPA
3/23
2017
@TophHooperton SERIO. Stop thinking, ya dumb bint! @TophHooperton I was explaining that to Pat K today. The dumb one and the bright one. NO!! You're THINKING TOO MUCH! Stop THINKING! *sobs*Who had fun using her limited French in Paris today? This moi! #JeVoudraisUnVerreDuVinBlanc (@TophHooperton my Michel Thomas is working!)
3/22
2017
@OSullivanRichie @lizzienugent It's a doozy, Richie. Enjoy! @IrishArtsCenter Fantastic news! Very happy St Patrick's Day!Ok, so Trump's staffers are actively trolling him. Which would be GRAND, if this administration wasn't destroying l… https://t.co/ynt9BwEhCd @PippinParker We are sufficiently mortified to be considered a 'friend', don't worry.I don't want to boast you guys, but I've gotten PRETTY good at making pancakes this month. I'd share a picture, but… https://t.co/IOfZWA5Fdu
3/17
2017
Lads, if ye think for a second Enda ISN'T going to invite Trump to Ireland and promise him a grand old time to be sure, y'all are dreaming.
3/16
2017
do not try to stop them https://t.co/uKbsjjBdiP
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3/15
2017
@louisemcsharry Was up at 5am to drive from Galway, plus a weekend of poor sleep. Stick a fork in me, I'm done! Zzz.In bed at 6pm and I can hear neighbourhood children still playing outside. Not even remotely embarrassed. Night night, world! 😴This might be a generous assumption, but I wonder how much of @seanspicer's day is spent pinching the bridge of his nose and sighing.
3/14
2017
Galway. Someone has tried to rip off a rape counselling service sticker from a restroom door. And has very helpfull… https://t.co/VhWWYEh5Y0
3/13
2017
Watching #SteelMagnolias with birthday girl @Aobred. Tissues at the ready. https://t.co/qHH1y7g6xc
3/11
2017
This is your 24 hour call! One day more to apply for Fringe 2017. Applications close at 5pm tomorrow.… https://t.co/7psYLxFI7y
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanI just got a notification from Ello. Remember Ello? Bless.
3/9
2017
#Grease2, the clearly superior Grease, is on. Louis DiMucci, be still my beating heart. 😍It's a beautiful aul day all the same. Spring has sprung.
3/8
2017
@CeciliaCopeland I feel your pain. Found some in my slipper a week ago. Luckily, I discovered it before I put my foot in. @carrollclaudia So terrifying. I need to bring 'That's all' back into my repertoire. And 'why is nobody reaaady?'. A personal favourite! @carrollclaudia https://t.co/SZbWyNItAF
3/5
2017
@AODhubhshlaine Do you even gif, bro? Dude I have to be up in 6 hours. Good NIGHT, sir. @AODhubhshlaine WOW. https://t.co/YaZwH8cxwd @AODhubhshlaine That's the 3rd time this week I've been called a truth teller/ truth sayer. Does that make me a prophet or messiah, or... @AODhubhshlaine I don't know what that is, but it sounds like your mind is made up.I spend a considerable portion of my life wondering why people format Word documents the way they do. :|Confession: I don't love my Bobble Bottle. Whenever I finish a drink, it re-inflates(?) making an unholy hissing sound. Chills my very soul.
3/2
2017
@thefashionhorn Plus all the furniture he'd bagged through work. Sweet perks.Wait, @thefashionhorn - Jesus invited HIMSELF to Zaccaheus' house? https://t.co/PgspERN9jLPitch yourself with the confidence of a man who thinks the world wants to read about his patchy beard https://t.co/liZczihlgK
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan @thefashionhorn He's a divil for the aul tea. I was getting that song mixed up with 'Jesus sat down in the shade of a tree...' #EarWormChuffed to be working @AbbeyTheatre again, this time with @Fishamble for the #FishambleKINEVANE trilogy, Mar 30-Apr… https://t.co/MLy1PbBHpe @thefashionhorn This will be in my head all week! Was there a bit about him being chased and climbing a tree?
3/1
2017
@Gusclaw Little blustery up here too! Day for staying indoors I'd say. :) @Gusclaw Didn't realise we had another storm so soon after Doris!
2/26
2017
@JasonSimms Oh yes? Anything in particular?
2/20
2017
@PippinParker @BeardedGenius Yes! And the almost imperceptible head tilt at 0:14... Say whaaat? @PippinParker #NeverForgetTrump supporter feat. Dido https://t.co/ZgfIwvuzDz
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2/19
2017
@lizzienugent https://t.co/5rgnFlQL6V @StefPreissner Hi Stef! What was the brand of the black facemask you had for 24HrDub? Any good? Thanks! x
2/18
2017
@ClionaDukes Indeed. He seemed a little too jovial saying 'nuclear holocaust' yesterday..! @ClionaDukes Someone HAS to be taking him down from the inside... When this cracks, and it will crack, it will be spectacular.This is gold, Jerry, GOLD! https://t.co/ibklkbh3XfWell that was pretty emphatic. Thanks, nerds! https://t.co/dU1o8jQSef @carrollclaudia Is... is that a Kinder Bueno / Rocky Road cake..?! 😍 @TophHooperton SAME. I have this pee dance that I do in my chair... https://t.co/YqLeGCPRGy @TophHooperton Remember when we had enough time on our hands (between conference calls) to make up a language? Schn… https://t.co/ocapftinLr
2/17
2017
@OrlaSanders Did you get them both at the same time? I worry the current one might get arsey at a new interloper! @tomcreed1980 I'm imagining lots of opportunities for hissing 'Good GOD, Lemon!' @TaraFlynn A friend had decided to call mine 'Fuzzy McButtface'... Any relation!? @TaraFlynn Current cat's full name is Captain Chester von Ferguson aka Chez, Chezzy, Chezbot, Lil Shitbag, and *occasionally* Chester. @enormous @Fishamble Hahah! I saw a stray kitten out on the roof a couple of months back. It took a LOT of restraint not to swipe him. :) @JasonSimms My offer stands. Spare room for US refugees. @JasonSimms Ha, that worm. I'd never warm to him (hypothetical cat) if he was called after that dope. @enormous Chez is alone 60% of the time. Cat lady guilt is strong. He needs a buddy.Halp! These results need a tiebreaker. @enormous @tomcreed1980 @TophHooperton @AODhubhshlaine @TaraFlynn (tagging f… https://t.co/xJwrZ5D0Sj
2/16
2017
Where my #catlady friends at?! Potential names for potential new cat: @lizzienugent Good luck! @lizzienugent Find a craniosacral osteo or amatsu (sp?) practitioner. Very gentle manipulation and no major clicks required! @lizzienugent The SOUND was the worst part. Honestly thought he was a maniac who had just deliberately paralysed me. But it worked. :) @lizzienugent and he forcefully clicked my head so my ear practically touched my shoulder. Wouldn't recommend THAT, but I was realigned! @lizzienugent Very likely. I went to a v old doc (only appt I could get at late notice when I couldn't take it and thought I had meningitis) @lizzienugent Any shoulder/ neck tension or injury? I had a whopper 5-day headache a few years back, osteo/manipulation helped immediately.
2/15
2017
@louisemcsharry Ain't that the truth. @louisemcsharry Imma need you to take that back, please.Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He doesn't realise. This is the best day of my life. https://t.co/fl0lFPHXf5
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanThe Oirish accent on @BlueBloods_CBS is making my eye twitch. Begorrah, CBS can't afford a dialect coach, to be sure.So "inaccurate information" is just a fancy way of saying "lie", right? Asking for a back-peddler.
2/14
2017
@parkadge Yes, with his tiny hands clenched because he is an angry, imbecilic narcissist. But I do hope he gets flickers of anxiety.Shhh. Come on now. Let’s get you back into bed. *aside* Call the family. Tell them he’s agitated again. https://t.co/XZkF3e6mWi
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan @JasonSimms I mean, of ALL the people in the world, HE has to be suffering from some impostor syndrome.
2/4
2017

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