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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne Ireland via NYC via Ireland.

GM/Producer @Fishamble, Producer @24HourPlaysDub. Beginner Cat Lady. Youngest Child. Tactless, but trying. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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Joined Twitter 5/6/09


@parkadge Yes, with his tiny hands clenched because he is an angry, imbecilic narcissist. But I do hope he gets flickers of anxiety.Shhh. Come on now. Let’s get you back into bed. *aside* Call the family. Tell them he’s agitated again. https://t.co/XZkF3e6mWi
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan @JasonSimms I mean, of ALL the people in the world, HE has to be suffering from some impostor syndrome.I wonder if Donald Trump ever locks himself into his bathroom, sits on the edge of the bath, blinking tears away, panic rising, chest tight.
2/4
2017
Still singing 'coconut pirate-head and mermaid blanket, lightbulb, bottle of bleach' @ArtRiordan & @SineadDiskin created a #24HrDub earworm! @LisaGarvo I already spilled water on my mac last week. I'm fearless, Garv. FEARLESS!
1/30
2017
Thank you @MCLAREN_G @AbbeyTheatre, so honoured to have your Irish theatrical debut with @24HourPlaysDub. Here's to the next one! :) @ClohessyMusic Spectacular work, DC! Stop making me cry with your choices! xxx @StefPreissner @24HourPlaysDub That goddamn head is going to haunt my dreams forever.So I'm writing the @24HourPlaysDub programme note a full 3hrs earlier than this time last year. Kinda worried that… https://t.co/1CzXWzdUNlHappiness is a Tayto sandwich and a can of Diet Coke. Thanks @DubYouthTheatre and @24HourPlaysDub catering maven, E… https://t.co/moI8OK6F10Great start to #24HrDub this morning. I love this gig. https://t.co/sNKOoMrSaI @enormous Splotchy! @StefPreissner I believe in you, Stef!Attn @24HourPlaysDub #24HrDub fam - I've come without my face moisturiser. If anyone has something handy, could ya spare me a squiz please?x @StefPreissner @ArtRiordan I got 4.5 hours girl! On my way in for the next 24! 😣😣😣I'm up, I'm UPPPPP. #24HrDub @crokeparkhotel Ha! No fear... though very very tempting to close my eyes again!
1/29
2017
So glad to be back in the comfy embrace of @crokeparkhotel, accommodation partner of #24HrDub. Up in 5.5 hours. B… https://t.co/HWntMdRjt6Potential #OneLineBio for #24HrDub : Eva Scanlan is aware that she's covered in cat hair and glitter, but thanks for the heads-up. @McMahonPhilly Do you have that effect on many people? 😉 Congrats on Dublin Oldschool, btw!So, my annual #24HrDub injury/illness hasn't presented itself yet (@McMahonPhilly thinks 'just wait'), but there's loads of time yet.
1/28
2017
Great walk-through @AbbeyTheatre this morning for #24HrDub. It's nearly time! :) https://t.co/MO76cnlwwv
1/26
2017
@DubYouthTheatre @StillFilms @IamSamAtwell @AbbeyTheatre @24HourPlaysDub Already sorted, sure! https://t.co/QGxVbmY727Wonder how many #24HrDub one-line bios /plays will be Trump related. #Bigly #Nasty #TinyHands #Yuge. Can we play Trump Bingo?A video about how I made the poster for @24HourPlaysDub https://t.co/ssBOrf8e0C I swear this is how I make all my p… https://t.co/SC9Ld7iPOE
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan @margaritacors 'spacial' instead of 'special'. Say nothin'!Just found a year-old typo that I made in a #24HrDub programme which over 500 people saw. https://t.co/m0YEi4Qsd8
1/25
2017
@lizzienugent Can you imagine being on that staff? In charge of wrangling his phone? @lizzienugent In a huff, while throwing a tantrum. https://t.co/E4I8qCztL4I imagine the worst part of being a parent is calling your kids 'darling son' and 'darling daughter' on the internet. That's a rule, right? @ThatEvaOne Realised that a little late! Yes, maybe I'll just rewatch TWW and pretend the Other Stuff isn't happening... @kathyroseobrien He looks so angry. At himself, at his boss, at the turn of events that has made him compromise himself.I wonder if Sean Spicer ever watched The West Wing, imagined he'd one day be a real-life CJ Cregg, and whether he's disappointed in himself.
1/23
2017
Don't be scared #24HrDub newbies! I meant tearing their hair out in a GOOD way... with creativity and excitement. T… https://t.co/Pn71mmETy6 @trumpetandbell @TaraFlynn @officialkeith @SeanaKerslake Thanks so much, Joanne! It's great! :) @TaraFlynn I love this pic of you and Carl! The nerves!
1/21
2017
I feel a little bad for Melania. If Trump hadn't won, I imagine she'd have filed for divorce right around now. Maybe after the impeachment.Great stuff @Jay_Duffy96 @officialkeith @IanDempsey on @todayfm Thanks a mil! Tickets https://t.co/zWgiSZcH6B
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanJust to clear up any confusion folks - #Riverdance will not be performing at the #Inauguration Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance is
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanIt begins. https://t.co/6A4kwzzYwJ
1/20
2017
Tune into the @IanDempsey Breakfast Show tomorrow after 8.30 to hear our #24HrDub champs @Jay_Duffy96 &… https://t.co/RqquMjm9XI
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1/19
2017
@TophHooperton SO CLOSE. @TophHooperton It is, isn't it? https://t.co/Y9e9f18DoL @TophHooperton IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY (she said with enough confidence to make him forget that she nearly missed it)! Have a blast. Love you. xThat 'said no one, ever' phrase is so deeply unfunny, said Eva, five years ago and again today.
1/18
2017
@landmarkireland @HamiltonWestEnd Gah!! Hope it works out!! @landmarkireland @HamiltonWestEnd Stay strong! Mine pin-wheeled for 11 minutes. ELEVEN! @minniemelange I'm an eejit - I'm broke (And inexperienced & ruinous - ok, so we're doing this!) but Dec = bday treat, Jan = going w/ a pal. @minniemelange December 15th and again on Jan 17th . Not quite sure of my reasoning... I was in a blind panic with too many windows open! :) @minniemelange @HamiltonWestEnd Saaaame! Me nerves!I think I've just aged 25 years, but I've gotten my tix to @HamiltonWestEnd for Dec 2017 + Jan 2018. Gaaah. @TophHooperton - see ya there! x
1/16
2017
What @enormous said! https://t.co/9QRBEGLZ3r
1/14
2017
@enormous Ehhh... make that TWO extra pairs of hands! :) @enormous An extra 4-6 hours in my day would do the trick. And an extra brain. And an extra pairs of hands that can work independently. :)*Chestpains* https://t.co/TFvUxqoxfUI'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane
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1/12
2017
@lizzienugent Healthcare *AND* the rest. Though, did you see this? https://t.co/8JSiRhSgKe Amusing & tragic in equal measure. @lizzienugent The ... is the most loaded ellipsis I've ever seen. He's a master of diversion-the US burns, while we're all raging for Meryl. @AODhubhshlaine Nasty women and proud, gurrr.
1/9
2017
The set for @rte's #DancingWiththeStars looks super fancy.
1/8
2017
Dear People who write these things: stop calling it 'Alt-Right'. STOP calling it 'Alt-Right'. STOP CALLING IT 'ALT-SHITTING-RIGHT'.
1/5
2017
If you want to die laughing, I might recommend @Mortified's # 68 - Paul: The Family Misfit. @LisaGarvo Gorgeous people and a fantastic day. Have a brilliant 2017, you two!Listening to @Mortified Forbidden Love episodes and DYING with 2nd hand cringe. So, so, so familiar. Amazing. @AODhubhshlaine 'MT'? What is this, 2009? Get up to speed, gramps.About to listen to @BookofMormon for the first time. I hear it's not bad. *clears my Spotify for 6 months*
1/1
2016
Just called emergency services to a bin on fire in Phibsboro. 2016 ends with an *actual* garbage fire. A little on the nose, but fitting.
12/31
2016
And now Debbie Reynolds. My god. @Cunionsandphey @opwireland @Carlow_Co_Co Thank you! I shall do tomorrow. The OPW numbers I'd tried earlier weren't answered. @opwireland Hi, there's a large, fallen tree blocking the path to the Browns Hill Dolmen. Maybe y'all or @Carlow_Co_Co should have a look.
12/28
2016
Be Princess Leia in 2017. Fight on the front lines. Strangle fascists with the chains they would have you wear. Be a motherfuckin' general.
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12/27
2016
It's all go at Lorelai's Car Wash. #ChildLabour https://t.co/cedmVYxI4d
12/26
2016
Can't be dealing with airport returns on TV3. @niamhsmith The horror. I sent an email this week with 'Tanks' instead of 'Thanks' due to too fast typing. Horrified, like.I've family arriving for Christmas in 5 hours. House is a total tip, but I've just discovered @JudgeRinderTV and my day is shot. @OwensDamien THAT I would watch.
12/23
2016
"Crotch Gusset". Two of my least favourite words. https://t.co/xYkzTD0gPR
12/22
2016
Advertisers beware: there is practically nothing on the internet that I want to see/read badly enough to watch a 30-second ad first. Sooo...
12/21
2016
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