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Trevor Noah & The World’s Fakest News Team. Weeknights 11/10c @ComedyCentral. Tickets: https://t.co/otjFIiMtNU

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How many times will Trump tweet "I hereby order" before he realizes it doesn't do anything https://t.co/MRJCH78grWOn reparations and white privilege. #BetweenTheScenes #FYC https://t.co/pXqNXkQsl9.@ronnychieng talks s**t with @BillGates. #ReinventedToilet #FYC https://t.co/uiUZzoy9aT
8/24
2019
When you notice that Mike Pence always. talks. like. this. #FYC https://t.co/5zXiNndx4sAfrofusion artist @burnaboy sings a pair of songs from his album “African Giant.” https://t.co/USTb7eATbX
8/23
2019
Trevor on the difference between offending and affecting and how The Daily Show will tackle 2020. #FYC Full panel:… https://t.co/GrYKtKCGr0.@dulcesloan wants more than equality for Black Women's Equal Pay Day. Full piece: https://t.co/bf068gZYvn https://t.co/CQocpJCjYEStudent debt has reached an all-time high of $1.4 trillion across America, or roughly one dollar for every Democrat… https://t.co/glsMJe8wLNWith a new dealer infringing on their territory, The CSC (Chicken Sammich Coalition) looks for a way to slow Popeye… https://t.co/yPZTJCWKPS
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8/22
2019
“Get some bifocals. Take it easy, kid. You know? The war is over. Just lean into aging. Go with brains, good luck.”… https://t.co/GSGXZsjBmBMatrix 4 looking like trash https://t.co/lZ3mO4BMTGThe Mooch wants everyone to know he doesn't move his hands like this anymore https://t.co/pS3PHsEdjLWhen is Trevor’s mom coming on the show? Never. #BetweenTheScenes https://t.co/mTkN1PleGCNothing but respect for our King of Israel https://t.co/LZLXHK8MvESTEPHEN MILLER: President Trump is the most gifted politician of our time and the best orator to hold that office i… https://t.co/oPebLtH9VO
8/21
2019
MTV Cribs: Soweto featuring Trevor Noah https://t.co/1H8Pknr6TcTrevor went to Soweto, South Africa to talk to his grandmother about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and w… https://t.co/95wqn4qIS0These five lucky children got an exclusive tour of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library in Washington D… https://t.co/fm54wI1GRL
8/20
2019
.@RoyWoodJr has a 2020 strategy for Democrats that might be crazy enough to work. Catch the season finale of “This… https://t.co/rGx7gcN5VCHow can you throw away a BMW when there are kids in America driving Kia Sorentos. https://t.co/q1prJC8GgP2020 presidential candidate @MichaelBennet takes questions from the audience on how he'd improve education and addr… https://t.co/zSgXloZmfI#tbt to this gem from 2004 #FYC https://t.co/Grba8AJowSPeople on both sides of the aisle are acknowledging America’s white supremacy problem — except Tucker Carlson: https://t.co/i1k7gOANPI
8/19
2019
We connected the dots and it’s abundantly clear that Donald Trump is trying to deport Melania. #DontDeportMelaniahttps://t.co/QXf0U6NSZp“Do not try this s**t if you are black. Or Muslim.” A Missouri man walked into a Walmart with full body armor car… https://t.co/baVBZVXgK7Reminder that the El Paso shooter’s manifesto is just Fox News fan fiction. https://t.co/DPbUSWqnrJ
8/18
2019
Tucker Carlson took a surprise vacation after these comments. 🤔 Full piece: https://t.co/x3leoSHuE5 https://t.co/2nTJfyiigtChris Cuomo claps back at a negative Italian stereotype… with another negative Italian stereotype. https://t.co/ln7fz5vnreIf video games have the power to inspire mass shooters, could they also inspire legislators to push a gun bill thro… https://t.co/txSboklE8x
8/17
2019
“Because Trump is such a visceral assault on the senses, I think people have forgotten the power of voting 𝘧𝘰𝘳 some… https://t.co/EJBV3dG2GfNow that Viacom and CBS are merging, the spinoff possibilities are endless. Full piece: https://t.co/shGHIDAYIJ https://t.co/4c2SPSRrJq#DontDeportMelania brilliant!! https://t.co/PMpVdnREiL
Retweeted by The Daily ShowThe BEST (unlicensed) #immigration lawyer I know, #TrevorNoah, argues #DontDeportMelania. Hilarious. THE case for… https://t.co/m5BkXBC08y
Retweeted by The Daily ShowOne year ago today - remembering the life and music of Aretha Franklin. #BetweenTheScenes https://t.co/J8eifefjkMIs Donald Trump trying to deport Melania? The evidence points to yes. #DontDeportMelania Full piece:… https://t.co/37SCUrRk2G
8/16
2019
It’s #NationalRelaxationDay and Jeanine Pirro is here to calm you down. https://t.co/f0eufCGjLdWe promise this isn't a Fox News "vacation" https://t.co/h2VNMFo1aYTrue story. We’ll be back on Tuesday, September 3rd after our previously scheduled summer hiatus! https://t.co/KE7YxEe7BkIs Donald Trump trying to deport Melania? Trevor breaks down the president’s hard-line immigration policies that se… https://t.co/qy9AAonPa1In Memoriam: John Hickenlooper, Presidential Candidate, 2019 - 2019 https://t.co/rXe2iPS80aBrilliant! 👏😄 #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/Pw5Fa2PMOF
Retweeted by The Daily ShowDonald Trump’s immigration policies seem to be targeting his wife. Don’t let him do this! #DontDeportMelania Full… https://t.co/HOC1F5DYghTrevor Noah's #DontDeportMelania campaign is picking up some serious steam: https://t.co/FpExgyQTkv https://t.co/99zBlQKXeh
Retweeted by The Daily ShowEvery little bit helps, Nancy. #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/6KeHKewVrv‘The Daily Show With Trevor Noah’ Asks: Is Donald Trump Trying To Deport Melania? https://t.co/k8hvBFmiKe https://t.co/vEyvxG9aZA
Retweeted by The Daily Show @TheDailyShow is trying to make #DontDeportMelania a thing and, yes, it IS trending! @wonkfm
Retweeted by The Daily Show#DontDeportMelania https://t.co/PvRTP8YDEq
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTrump’s hardline immigration policies are aimed squarely at his wife. We see you Donald! #DontDeportMelania Full p… https://t.co/k5i7N8e288Don’t do it Donald, #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/dRoT5imqVw
Retweeted by The Daily ShowLeave it to Trevor to finally make sense of Trump’s immigration Executive Actions. #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/AvK9yh8JDE
Retweeted by The Daily Showthis one made me laugh way too hard #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/6nJ5VUT9Te
Retweeted by The Daily Show#DontDeportMelania 😄🤨 https://t.co/w1WqMX85pg
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTrevor Noah thinks Trump wants to deport Melania https://t.co/41kVELgqWt #DontDeportMelania
Retweeted by The Daily Show"The Daily Show" host creates the wildest conspiracy theory yet. #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/CzO4DUUVoq
Retweeted by The Daily ShowPlease #dontdeportmelania who will decorate the White House for Christmas? https://t.co/8fFSvUze1E
Retweeted by The Daily ShowWelp, @Trevornoah now owns the internet and we all have to pay him rent. #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/FHMcgl6HbS
Retweeted by The Daily ShowHere's the full interview with @jadapsmith: https://t.co/0AGfTQLW8WI just got off the daily show on Youtube to see if people will really do it and y’all did #dontdeportmelania https://t.co/NJzs1fh41G
Retweeted by The Daily ShowHere’s the full interview with @BilldeBlasio: https://t.co/vjdujclh3jThis is hilarious #dontdeportmelania has to be one the best trending yet today. https://t.co/TwhHvxXbYZ
Retweeted by The Daily ShowLooks like all of trumps immigration policies affect his wife hmm coincidence?? I think not #dontdeportmelania https://t.co/zYypRZGT3e
Retweeted by The Daily ShowMelania might be the best Trump we have… #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/qEdKrxajTh#dontdeportmelania because that was a rofl brilliant piece by @TheDailyShow
Retweeted by The Daily ShowHow did we not figure this out?? #dontdeportmelania https://t.co/Dh58UmxH3u
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTONIGHT: Actor and host of @RedTableTalk @jadapsmith is here! 📸: @ruminasean https://t.co/hzdYZF09YaTrevor Noah descubre los verdaderos motivos de la insistente retórica y las políticas de Trump contra los inmigrant… https://t.co/k4a6SwG3YI
Retweeted by The Daily ShowAs Trevor Noah put it: #dontdeportmelania
Retweeted by The Daily ShowThis is a thing now huh... thanks #TrevorNoah #dontdeportmelania
Retweeted by The Daily ShowI should have seen this the whole time. #dontdeportmelania. https://t.co/taabvqKoff
Retweeted by The Daily ShowIs Donald Trump trying to deport Melania? #DontDeportMelania https://t.co/aWoNOErfbVTONIGHT: 2020 presidential candidate @BilldeBlasio is here! 📸: @ruminasean https://t.co/w4khbOqC5i
8/15
2019
TONIGHT: Don’t throw away your BMW when there are kids driving Kia Sorentos! https://t.co/XoVynrpc20.@burnaboy is being sampled by everyone, including Drake, and was named Best International Act by @BET for his Afro… https://t.co/JLePzKJwgZTired of the hustle and bustle of being dropped by advertisers? Want to get away because your boss says you have to… https://t.co/IiWKANUIm2Of all the surprise Fox News host vacations, Bill O’Reilly’s was the best. And longest. https://t.co/5xiPpC0uT2Nothing beats a Fox News vacation! https://t.co/CpN3l0IUKJThese house hunters got out of this house real fast once they found KKK paraphernalia framed on the walls. https://t.co/LDJBnxGbsuSponsors bail on Fox News's Tucker Carlson over his comments downplaying the white supremacy threat, and Nigerian s… https://t.co/ELlaJEi2be💪🏾🙏🏾 https://t.co/VGeebNIPQ8
Retweeted by The Daily Show @burnaboy And here's @BurnaBoy's performance of "Ye" and "Anybody": https://t.co/T9T3ta8C2RHere’s the full interview with @BurnaBoy: https://t.co/JscmoqOBiQTONIGHT: @burnaboy is here to talk about his new album #AfricanGiant! 📸: @ruminasean https://t.co/AUbjFqyOGxHmm… Fox News hosts have a curious habit of going on surprise vacations after saying something controversial. https://t.co/mH7n8kN7soTONIGHT: Is there an N-word equivalent for Italians? Chris Cuomo & @roywoodjr weigh in. https://t.co/SV5RBTFPdK
8/14
2019
@MrDanZak @washingtonpost Don't talk about it, TOK about it @delasfar YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DIDHong Kong protesters spent hours in an airport with no plans to travel. The dedication... https://t.co/p129bz8bQPNo end in sight for our bitter TikTok feud with the @washingtonpost https://t.co/ZdnNdEEKmn🤔🤔 🤔 Full coverage of Jeffrey Epstein’s death and conspiracy theories: https://t.co/SYPauOSfSM https://t.co/2ACRC7MbbSTY to @TheDailyShow for having me on to discuss the chaos & corruptness of this administration - but also the unspo… https://t.co/1GUZWO3t7c
Retweeted by The Daily Show.@RepPressley reacts to Trump's "go back to where you came from" tweet. Full interview: https://t.co/4HLHAuuNbs https://t.co/mU734HJHzS“Do not try this s**t if you are black. Or Muslim.” A Missouri man walked into a Walmart with full body armor carr… https://t.co/36T1x1uSuw“One minute you’re answering questions about pork chops on a stick, and then the next thing you’re getting yelled a… https://t.co/oc67K46QuSTrump needs a finsta. Full piece on the Epstein death and conspiracy theories: https://t.co/SYPauOSfSM https://t.co/6E13PV5ev2Unpacking the real conspiracy in the Jeffrey Epstein story: https://t.co/9s7paf0YMw
Retweeted by The Daily ShowGymnast Simone Biles lands a historic dismount, questions swirl around Jeffrey Epstein's supposed suicide, and Cong… https://t.co/Bc6BYTnvjQHere’s the full interview with @AyannaPressley: https://t.co/4HLHAuuNbsUnpacking the real conspiracy in the Jeffrey Epstein story: https://t.co/9s7paf0YMwTonight I’m talking gun violence & immigration with @Trevornoah at 11pm EST @TheDailyShow @ComedyCentral https://t.co/xll3a6QQya
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTONIGHT: @AyannaPressley is here! 📸: @ruminasean https://t.co/6QomQRUg9q
8/13
2019

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