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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

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You're right. I might be tangling it more. https://t.co/aZQeXt5BWEDay 9 is simply divine! Upload your #Ellens12Days video on #ellentube for a chance to win! https://t.co/9ZykQXvLXF
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres.@TylerOakley and @ZooeyDeschanel made the best holiday sweaters. https://t.co/SstB54aR9G https://t.co/oPGvbhhYaWYou're gonna need some Cold Water after this acoustic performance by @JustinBieber. https://t.co/0WpAJ2yQhqD.J., Stephanie and Kimmy of Fuller House played a holiday version of my emoji game. @CandaceCBure @JodieSweetinhttps://t.co/tbxBDf7yrD.@JustinBieber is in the building. https://t.co/PpYEbKJP6p https://t.co/SMrPVNJRlIHappy Day 9 of my 12 Days of Giveaways! You can win today's gifts right here. https://t.co/RPJCOpotxY https://t.co/Myg4iR4aUp
12/5
2016
There is not a more caring, giving, Super Bowl winning team in all of sports. I ❤️ Nola https://t.co/uadwjzBoD4This just made my weekend. https://t.co/9Dz4Xbk4s8
12/3
2016
Whaddya mean it's not snow? https://t.co/Czol6nSYfcI played a new game with @BlakeShelton called Wet Head. https://t.co/KbTSjzYxmb https://t.co/5f9JPhWIor.@DiegoLuna_ told me about "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story." The Force has never been lovelier. https://t.co/UtXqlAAA4bThey thought they were playing a game with gifts. They had no idea the biggest gift was waiting backstage... from N… https://t.co/x5twc6kaOQI could watch this all day. The holiday emojis are here! Apple: https://t.co/ZtdTFnC4Mh Android:… https://t.co/hIyJlakbf1Happy birthday, @AaronRodgers12, @CharliePuth and @BritneySpears! I love you like a brother, a nephew, and a pop diva superstar icon..@BlakeShelton thinks @GwenStefani is the bee's knees. https://t.co/rDWrzDCxe2 https://t.co/27v37AtPdpDon’t forget you can win it all from home. Enter here for your chance to win. https://t.co/xK9bCtpgjd.@BlakeShelton's new children's book sounds interesting. Happy Day 8 of 12 Days! https://t.co/nXrJeDtn2a
12/2
2016
You're as lovely as you are hilarious. https://t.co/cCbUV6YhmMWho put me on this dog? https://t.co/Yaw7btP2hyHappy #TBT! @JTimberlake https://t.co/G39EuyhOpXWhat do they want? HBO! When do they want it? NOW! @HBONOW https://t.co/4MeulXqMvkThanks to everyone who's voted for the People's Choice Awards! What's that? You haven't yet? Look what I have here. https://t.co/PJnfO7sPD0These kids must've hired a Coppola to direct their @ellentube video. They were in my GEICO Skybox today. https://t.co/xvb7f2qXPJFake news is becoming a huge problem. I read about it on https://t.co/FasptSo7Ys https://t.co/bq1FTWwgRHIt’s #WorldAIDSDay, and it couldn’t be easier for you to make a difference. https://t.co/v8U3uUhlUDYou can’t say @NotTJMiller isn’t funny. https://t.co/EAEVeREOqeI gave away some wonderful gifts today. Who wants some? https://t.co/pTDI1UYlB0These firefighters are napping for the first time after 36 straight hours of rescuing the people and animals of Ten… https://t.co/Tydgyr69DYMy audience got some incredible surprises today. T.J. Miller's juggling was one of them. @NotTJMillerhttps://t.co/KgnsS1N6os
12/1
2016
Who wants Thanksgiving leftovers? If you've got an adorable photo like this, send it to me! #4Ellen https://t.co/cWH5On1mQUI knew I liked these two young men. This reaction is priceless. https://t.co/QkGfYzfeXt https://t.co/n9LEP5PpzdWhat's better than playing @HeadsUp with Jennifer Aniston? Playing it in sumo suits. https://t.co/K3woT5eWtM https://t.co/OIBVatLpGfAndy and Andy ate the hottest chip in the world. Only one Andy returned a champion. @AndyLassner #OneChipChallenge https://t.co/6MPaggRlks.@AmandaSeyfried is pregnant! Congratulations to you and your fiancé. That is so fetch.Happy birthday, Kaley Cuoco and @ChrissyTeigen! I love you both equally and for many of the same reasons.Jennifer Aniston told me about her baby bump, her divorce, and her fits of jealousy over other women. I just love h… https://t.co/qLi3etVUTgHave you won any gifts from the 12 Days of Giveaways? We're halfway through. Enter here: https://t.co/2tRXf4pSsiJennifer Aniston really knows her way around a cockpit. Happy Day 6 of 12 Days! https://t.co/DjQgkp0ENm https://t.co/6q6JMvUJWi
11/30
2016
You have a little something in your hair. https://t.co/1p414tSS1PI loved their @ellentube video, so today they watched the 12 Days of Giveaways from the GEICO Skybox! https://t.co/oD3KnFUBOACarrie Fisher told me about her love affair with Han Solo. https://t.co/lpZnbXkXJNThanksgiving is over, but today is #GivingTuesday! I can’t think of anyone more deserving than @StJude’s. https://t.co/2Tx4ZUMDlpHere’s the story of my day at the White House. https://t.co/GR5YEALVfJ https://t.co/OJVjCf3QYgToday was all about the coolest tech gadgets. Happy Day 5 of 12 Days! https://t.co/pecK1Kevju Enter to win here:… https://t.co/RQFC6KtUHk
11/29
2016
I’m guessing this cheese is Babybel. https://t.co/YdH2JrbF18My friend @TylerOakley talked with @TomDaley1994 and @ScottEastwood. That’s almost too many abs for one episode. https://t.co/LGeBWwhWcHYou were wonderfl. https://t.co/tczSSYccjBJames Marsden has a big crush on Helen Mirren, which means this clip is mandatory viewing. https://t.co/tuhhd7bDdr.@TheWeeknd performed for the first time on Daytme Televisn. https://t.co/vsFvTLqTFrCongratulations to all of Day 3's home winners of 12 Days! Have you tried all the ways to win yet?… https://t.co/KXiMiWH6snHappy Day 4 of 12 Days of Giveaways! https://t.co/T46NSDdpw8Helen Mirren tried to take over as the host of my show. Good thing it’s Day 4 of the 12 Days of Giveaways!… https://t.co/Pz0GJu2pdr
11/28
2016
That’s not gonna fit in his stocking. https://t.co/QowNlKAkpyMy young friend Violet tried out this new construction toy for girls. Boy do I love that. https://t.co/UwgC4cxS35Happy Black Friday! For those of you ready to shop 'til you drop, there’s 30% off in the Ellen Shop! https://t.co/PeXDMNmVcF
11/25
2016
What was the Pilgrims' favorite kind of music? Plymouth Rock. #HappyThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving! I’m so thankful for every one of you. Even the ones who have eggs as their profile pics & are probably undercover robots
11/24
2016
All @MariahCarey wants for Christmas is... well, you'll see. https://t.co/gpbluGRfsBI found the perfect centerpiece for Thanksgiving. https://t.co/KC21NcfdyxYou'd better be careful messing with my Executive Producer @AndyLassner now that he knows tae kwon do. https://t.co/LqGbcWxu8C.@LeahRemini told me about her new docu-series, "Scientology and the Aftermath.” https://t.co/RXMMGZYX4VHappy birthday, @MileyCyrus! I love you and everything you stand for. I hope 24 comes in like a wrecking ball. https://t.co/aLt5vRZdfAIt ain't Christmas without @MariahCarey. https://t.co/OG80fFTd78 https://t.co/n3GOZKO20CHappy Day 3 of my 12 Days of Giveaways! You can win all of the gifts from today's giveaways just by entering here.… https://t.co/XnI6GylT9JIm all about having fun with the people you love. Thats why Im making @HeadsUp! free all wknd. Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/DghgP4J1Ub
11/23
2016
What a wonderful day. https://t.co/NfiOS6ULUEI picked the wrong day to wear flats. https://t.co/owYfu51QadI’m making this my screen saver. https://t.co/foocP21QvfThey uploaded a video to @ellentube and now they're headed straight to my GEICO Skybox! https://t.co/FrETi9ySNu.@TheLaurenGraham told me a crazy story about her first outfit on "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life." https://t.co/ciFX8GRGJ6Now you can add exactly what you always needed to your family's Thanksgiving – @WolfBlitzer. https://t.co/o2MBR6ZCdIYou can win all of the gifts from today's giveaways just by entering here! What can I say? I'm a giver. https://t.co/WHObytDQoP.@POTUS Barack Obama just awarded me the #MedalofFreedom. I hope it serves as an ID. I have no idea how I'm getting… https://t.co/kvmTVZk91LI'm in. https://t.co/oU344pnYsHOn the second day of #12Days, Ellen gave to me, a lot of wonderful things for my kitchen! https://t.co/z8FNfT1mTgThey haven't let me in to the White House yet because I forgot my ID. #NotJoking #PresidentialMedalOfFreedom https://t.co/sHocwqChKV
11/22
2016
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. https://t.co/A0rkP2ShV8Is there a more adorable pair than @KelliePickler and @TylerOakley? https://t.co/xRfbpcrJxF
11/21
2016
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