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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

36,095 Following   70,189,965 Followers   14,475 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/14/08


Hanging out with the crew. #EDbypetsmart https://t.co/khxlFsubW8Happy birthday, @ArianaGrande. You light up the world. https://t.co/U4sNh8KpSR
6/26
2017
Happy birthday, @RickyGervais! What can I say? You’ve got balls. https://t.co/9yWe1BK77O
6/25
2017
Savannah, I see you, I hear you, and I'm so proud of you. https://t.co/TqnMr0BLT3
6/24
2017
Oh, hey there. https://t.co/AaeDsBJAnB.@BeccaTilley5 loves #TheBachelor so much, she’s been on it twice. Today she’s on my #Bachelorette recap show!… https://t.co/vMDc4bqKXTLemons can be vicious opponents. https://t.co/VSKhN5GY66
6/23
2017
Something life-changing is happening on #BeatShazam tonight, and it's not just the chance to see my friend @iamJamieFoxx.Happy birthday, Meryl Streep! You've given some of the most iconic, versatile & moving performances of all time, &… https://t.co/Z04T7DBBEL
6/22
2017
Tonight is the premiere of @NBCLilBigShots #ForeverYoung! It's like Little Big Shots, but the Big Shots are bigger and a little wrinklier.I'm nominated for 2 #TeenChoice Awards! When I was a teen, I didn't make a lot of great choices, but you can here. https://t.co/IgptbNVzDQThere's more #Bachelorette scoop on my Bachelorette Recap Show. I hope you're watching. https://t.co/xcjTEeLTBI https://t.co/UItFhvcRV0#SummerFashion https://t.co/f76nwxgm8FHappy birthday, @prattprattpratt. I love when you visit my show. I love it when you do anything, really. https://t.co/ajHKb1wSXA
6/21
2017
Spot the difference between these twins. https://t.co/hQ9Gok0O0U
6/20
2017
@RamsNFL @wbtourhollywood You make my set look great.I can’t believe I have 70 million @Twitter followers. This totally makes up for getting tangled in my Slinky this morning.I can’t tell if this is a really big chair or a really tiny dog. https://t.co/tCpdp9ePUZJulianne, I’m stealing all of your moves. https://t.co/rAlaFf19AsHappy birthday, @Macklemore. I love you so much, I named my fish after you. I call him Mackerelmore.
6/19
2017
It’s not easy being dad. #FathersDay https://t.co/QWWN7Vkgvq
6/18
2017
.@KaitlynBristowe from #TheBachelorette is in the building! I love this Bachelorette recap so much. https://t.co/Gc5HL7q1V3
6/17
2017
Cozy Friday. https://t.co/ERc8ahDDQEThis is the start of a beautiful friendship. https://t.co/ZjfwBMz7Sx @ActuallyNPH ❤️
6/16
2017
About to watch the AFI @Diane_Keaton Life Achievement award on TNT while I drink Keaton wine. I love her so much.Reuben from #LittleBigShots makeup is on fleek. https://t.co/waU8cgOu4cI'm a model. https://t.co/FQ5YFO5xuiThis is my kind of hammock. https://t.co/bXbNlDb698 https://t.co/Y7wvz6z7ZuHappy birthday, @ActuallyNPH! I hope it's magic. https://t.co/8Gvy2NqhH2
6/15
2017
I'll be watching! Love that show! https://t.co/WNUh75xAv1
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresHold on to your Wednesday – tonight is the season finale of #LittleBigShots!I love it when we're cruising together. #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/BYsHyK04nHMe and my crew. https://t.co/DFdEB9FhUGThis could really help people with their prescriptions. Check out Blink Health. https://t.co/L80JwL915wElijah has a love/hate relationship with lemons. https://t.co/Dkvssxeb8F
6/14
2017
Is that a dog or a cloud? https://t.co/D4bbGfZtARMagic https://t.co/6KaRGUYq9IHappy birthday, @ChrisEvans! You’ve got wonderful moves. https://t.co/COjuZ3yPt2
6/13
2017
I hope your Monday is beachy. https://t.co/s6SADElWm3This is my happy face. https://t.co/d5nyZwQhR1This baby is not here for your spray bottle. https://t.co/6fon8extIvMy heart is in Orlando today. #PulseNightclubI'll never forget meeting Tony Marrero. His story filled me with so much hope and so much pride. #OrlandoUnitedDayhttps://t.co/s0hQAgHZoF
6/12
2017
Working on my Netflix special. 📷: @portiaderossi https://t.co/8Y0joiqz97 https://t.co/3WSrtp5270
6/11
2017
.@JoshAllanMurray is on the #Bachelorette Recap show! We made him uber home. https://t.co/qxy6CFnNA5Portia has a new Instagram account. https://t.co/DFv8PALJLQ https://t.co/ImV9yB5CT2
6/10
2017
I hope everybody gets to hang out by the pool with their BFF this weekend. https://t.co/pkn8z0dTiZI need more ramen material. https://t.co/D9J93gEamR @bretteldredge I know I am!.@BrettEldredge sang “Somethin' I’m Good At". For me, that song would be about guessing what people are at CVS for. https://t.co/aOMPmu6va6Well, I never thought this would happen. @LievSchreiber told me about My Little Pony. https://t.co/AmrLk0FfC7Keyes is doing so much to help young women. I couldn’t resist doing something to help her. https://t.co/8WAe0VHbKd
6/9
2017
I can't even handle this puppy right now. #EDbypetsmart https://t.co/q0igO5fyNqHappy 40th birthday, Kanye! You’re officially over the heezy. I hope your cake is lit.Sometimes getting your feet wet in the grass isn’t fun. Nobody knows that better than this baby. https://t.co/B8OvjJaXMwYou know how the seasons go... winter, spring, summer, fail. https://t.co/UJ0VZ4TlDRI saw Michael’s beautiful motivational speech to his class, & I had to meet him. It’s gonna motivate you right now. https://t.co/J6ls9RGlFG @CurtisStone Look at us. We make beautiful spiraled cucumbers together.Here's Owen Wilson trying to show us what nipple clamps are. You heard me. https://t.co/kMt9NUSyv2 https://t.co/6V7REgg7ST.@SofieDossi can shoot an arrow with her feet from behind her back in a handstand, and other practical skills. https://t.co/ITIqCHrD6KHappy #NationalBestFriendsDay to all my best friends. You know who you are. https://t.co/PfU6z2EZa4
6/8
2017
My Wednesday is not complete without #LittleBigShots. Don’t miss it tonight!Come on, baby, let’s do the twist. https://t.co/qVjb5OrQ3EThis week on #TheBachelorette Recap, my staff dishes on when the Bachelors were stripping on my show. https://t.co/5W6aAcb1ybWe get around. https://t.co/U2Yn83rOC2.@JuddApatow is here on his 20th wedding anniv. with Leslie Mann. You’ll never guess who is here to surprise him. https://t.co/VCDJv0xtFq.@Mark_Wahlberg is 46, which is also how sexy he is on a scale of 1 to 10. https://t.co/g3MZEAOixvWe went Dutch. @JustinTrudeau @BarackObama https://t.co/CkZMs1FFkn
6/7
2017
The best part of waking up, is when you look like your cup. https://t.co/g2jsTuBuOLThey can sing, they can dance, and they can kick! The @BackstreetBoys played "Foot Flickers" on my show. https://t.co/VlhuUJgQZLYou are not gonna believe how well this baby can Juju on That Beat. https://t.co/OYh8EzLROPPlease never stop sending me your videos. Here are just a few of my favorites. https://t.co/f6pjKFZG1X https://t.co/BHwh50PsNF.@KerryWashington revealed a lot about herself in only five seconds. https://t.co/KqnNt8Msyo https://t.co/mwyBMycKMyWelcome to the world, Ella and Alexander Clooney. Congratulations, George and Amal, or as I’m now calling you, Ocean’s Four.
6/6
2017
I loved every minute of it. Thanks to you and @TigNotaro. https://t.co/JxYVJgAgsXHappy birthday, @Mark_Wahlberg. Can’t wait to see you on Wednesday. Don’t forget to forget your shirt.Tonight on #TheBachelorette, it’s the most shocking surprise guest of the season. ME!The hunks from #TheBachelorette were here and they got all wet. https://t.co/lVqYnlMAgv https://t.co/SCfaySiOAw
6/5
2017

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