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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

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Demarjay is at the @NBA All-Star Game. Those players don’t know what they’re in for. https://t.co/FmyGJsbxM4Macey played the new Disney Parks deck with my Head Writer, Kevin! Things went downhill from there. https://t.co/PIYKr44TXX
2/13
2016
Demarjay met @Drake at the NBA All-Star game. I love this photo. https://t.co/oEHot8v9ip❤️ https://t.co/AtevCjO5sPThe NBA All-Star Game is this weekend. I think I just found their starting lineup. https://t.co/ZE9AANu1A1.@DNCE was NCRDBLE https://t.co/Q68WuQUSyqThe things I do for you, @FLOTUS. https://t.co/Dz15UNkxqXIf you love my game Heads Up!, and you love Disney Parks, today is a very very very good day https://t.co/DghgP4rqvB https://t.co/V2lpEqxWAWDarby, you done did it! https://t.co/EPl0XGOuHzMacey meets the President. @BarackObama @POTUS https://t.co/FJPz5KszoeA day with @BarackObama that I will never forget. @POTUS https://t.co/58a9Nno1u8
2/12
2016
Selfie with the Chief. @BarackObama @POTUS https://t.co/ggivtyPi6jI’m ready to Barack and baroll. @POTUS @BarackObamaThis is the photo I took right before secret service tackled me. You can almost see @BarackObama’s shoe. https://t.co/SP4bYzAOpfMy wife and me at the Saint Laurent show. https://t.co/ztxvDvamFz.@BarackObama was here in 2007, and tomorrow he’s barack. I mean back. #TBT @POTUS https://t.co/LKU0eS0GXFMarriage equality may be the law of the land, but there's more work to do to end discrimination. Join the fight: https://t.co/DlDQ35K8o6
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresI'll be watching you at the #Grammys this Monday, @NickiMinaj. #TBT https://t.co/CYNDYVltbcIt’s not every day I get to do this. Sending love to Spain Elementary and Detroit. Thank you @Lowes. https://t.co/n5yWFDtI30Happy birthday to my wonderful friend, Jennifer Aniston. You've come so far. And you've made it Theroux..@ElleKingMusic was here to perform "America's Sweetheart" for America's Sweetheart. https://t.co/XuIkmOXMCe
2/11
2016
❤️ U 2 https://t.co/J0sDxsrdhfWe should start a club of #Scandal wives. https://t.co/2RB5kYVWETHe’s wildly undercharging. https://t.co/CBHPjmSbFWThe Grammys are Monday. I remember when this whippersnapper was on my show for the 1st time. #GrammyTB #Throwback https://t.co/4q9jI4w4Id.@ddlovato told me she’s ready for a ring. I hope you’re listening, @WValderrama. https://t.co/APGoZZwILHYou’re gonna be FNTSTIC. https://t.co/FTct0r84uh.@Adele is on my show next Thursday. You’re welcome.You’ve got dreams. I know you do. Chevy and I wanna make ‘em come true! https://t.co/NBXHzdFQIvIt’s National Umbrella Day! I’m celebrating with @Rihanna.This performance by @ddlovato is unreal. https://t.co/869WiDIPvh
2/10
2016
They're on now, West Coast! https://t.co/osOL0cQnk6I guess he had a big lunch. https://t.co/u7BS7M4ZmHYour husband is on my show this week, @FLOTUS. Quick question — is he better or worse than you at push-ups?Guess who’s here today. @Millerlite40 https://t.co/kJlgbaaPrpThis undefeated high school wrestler just lost his first match for the best reason. https://t.co/FjDKYAbvGKWhere did Von Miller want to go after winning MVP of the Super Bowl? The Ellen DeGeneres Show! @Millerlite40 https://t.co/z0PATXYzXDI remember filming this scene. I still have water in my ears. #HaveYouSeenHer #YoullSeeHerSoon https://t.co/Z3nh7LjS1IThe cast of Fuller House is here today, and they brought me an exclusive first look at the show. https://t.co/ZvQi3SMu6d
2/9
2016
#EllenDesignOnHGTV starts in 8… 7… 6… 5… (hurry and turn on your TV)Happy #MeMeMonday! https://t.co/RXs3ZMHlGcTonight on Ellen’s Design Challenge, one of my all-time favorite surprise guests stops by. Me! #EllenDesignOnHGTV https://t.co/FJ5IdgUyVNMichelle Neither loves when I prank people. So I pranked her with a new @Chevrolet. #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/GlIeGJcwJoI wish they had shown the other side of the Super Bowl stadium last night. Beautiful. #SB50 https://t.co/6D9dAHVupdWhat’s in the box? A vacation for everyone in my audience. And maybe one for you, too. https://t.co/0v9KoWcmlo https://t.co/PPQ5lkEgg2.@ItsJulieBowen does a fantastic impression of @SofiaVergara. https://t.co/WZCEkdfJbG
2/8
2016
Congratulations to Peyton Manning and the Denver @Broncos on a great win. Keep your heads up @Panthers. You did good. #SB50That was the best halftime show ever. Believe in love. @Coldplay @beyonce @brunomars #SB50Love you so much, @ladygaga. I'm so glad I loaned you my jumpsuit.If ur not playing the @HeadsUp Football deck while you watch the #SuperBowl, you may wanna rethink some life choices https://t.co/9II24c0is1If you’re wondering who’s gonna win the #SuperBowl I already did the leg work for you. https://t.co/8NHNQWWcMyHappy birthday, Ashton Kutcher! I hope you’re celebrating in your birthday suit. https://t.co/J7QJ9N3SK0
2/7
2016
Happy birthday, @AllisonHolker. Hope you and @official_twitch don’t celebrate too hard, or this could turn into two birthdays.
2/6
2016
I love @SerenaWilliams for inspiring girls to be anything they want to be. #InTheHuddle https://t.co/cAza5gTcHX.@PanicAtTheDisco tore this place up. https://t.co/K9lZMXboLyWe look good in each other’s underwear. https://t.co/4G9dmd9TnoIt’s National Doodle Day! Have a happy Doodle Day, everybody. Suddenly, I sound Irish..@HeidiKlum showed off her Ellen underwear from the #EllenShop. She’s never looked better. https://t.co/VNyGfZybCQ#FeelGoodFriday https://t.co/lwKh3xkT8zThe biggest Panthers fan is going to the Panthers' biggest game. Thank you, @Visa. https://t.co/cba6ftY0gcI have loved Earth, Wind & Fire my entire life, and my heart goes out to Maurice White and his family today..@Rihanna and I sang some @BonJovi in the commercial break. https://t.co/bUwJ7kMo2eConfirmed! President @BarackObama is on my show next Friday! And he’s gonna play “Never Have I Ever"! That part is uncomfirmed.
2/5
2016
Happy #ThrowbackThursday #TBT https://t.co/0VvlS1RBAcThis is adorabowl. https://t.co/ubsmjjQEhW.@Rihanna told me about boys, parties, and karaoke. I know about at least 2 of those. https://t.co/arLwpNW8KbYou shined bright like a diamond. Unless you shone bright like a diamond. https://t.co/fg0C19jyjZ.@Rihanna is going on tour! And I'm giving out free tickets right here. https://t.co/hFUWF6aai9George Clooney told me how he proposed to Amal. https://t.co/bxjH4Oz58GThere may be nothing more fun than playing "Never Have I Ever" with George Clooney and @Rihanna. https://t.co/QcjCzzIVAX
2/4
2016
Did they let you fly the plane? https://t.co/a4l2B7wbEYHere’s an 11-year-old changing the world… https://t.co/c8jucq3fyf.@TimTebow was here for the first time. I had him throw balls at Andy. For charity, of course. https://t.co/8CTVPEscyRPeople always ask what it’s like backstage at my show. The shirtless hunks were on a lunch break. #BackstageAtEllen https://t.co/zkc3zA0Y4AHappy Carrot Cake Day! They all laughed at Martha Clutterbuck when she wanted to put carrots in her cake. Who’s laughing now, Martha?I sent Jeannie to surprise some big fans who could use a boost. Consider them boosted. https://t.co/RlaXKUrJbc
2/3
2016
“Now, for the reason I brought you all here.” https://t.co/ojzY5vHBB9Happy #GroundhogDay! I hope I get to watch the movie. https://t.co/57fUJotQiF.@Sia is a genius. https://t.co/jjkjJs6r9CHappy #GroundhogDay! Gosh, that was a great movie. https://t.co/rslYIzXELlI found these dancers from my dance contest on Chosen. Have you uploaded a dance video yet? https://t.co/rlBwAJd7X1Happy #GroundhogDay! That movie is one of the best. https://t.co/hTTcUIZK9L.@JacobTremblay is adorable on every level. https://t.co/76zhPOyYRwHappy #GroundhogDay! Wasn’t that movie great? https://t.co/QL6pX8tNIP
2/2
2016
Hello from Ohio. https://t.co/kAid47PQYBTonight on Ellen’s Design Challenge, the tables are turning. #EllenDesignOnHGTV https://t.co/qAA1m66pqeAnybody want a signed copy of “Blue Neighborhood”? #TroyeOnEllen https://t.co/Ar5MCoGNloThis is a master class in how to be adorable. https://t.co/JONWy9eCj3Tonight’s a new episode of #EllenDesignOnHGTV! These are some of the best furniture designers around. You won’t believe what they make.It sounds like having Wolverine for a dad is better than Tinder. https://t.co/OhluT0deJZ.@LA_Reid sent me a copy of his memoir. It's a great L.A. read. https://t.co/2iBGc2KFdNI have a new puppy. I won’t tell you what’s in this cup. https://t.co/VyNslI5co9 https://t.co/qf9xfhXcUwHappy birthday, @Harry_Styles! 22 is gonna be a great year. That’s the year I learned how to play Yahtzee.Do you like me? Do you like elephants? Watch this. https://t.co/LgzBPnHMEUHappy birthday, @RondaRousey. Please come back and rough up @AndyLassner. It doesn't even need to be on TV. https://t.co/PyMif842Z7
2/1
2016
Jeannie I don’t wanna make you nervous but you only have one chance to get it right in Grease: Live! in front of the whole world. Go get em!Happy birthday to my brilliant and adorable friend, @Jtimberlake.Happy birthday to my incredible wife. https://t.co/jlawDts5vE
1/31
2016
I love this story and I love this video. https://t.co/5Dqm01CRZ7Brielle played Heads Up! for kids and OMG it’s adorable. #SesameStreet https://t.co/7np9xgyeS3
1/30
2016
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