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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


#OMG https://t.co/3byExcQn28Well, now I'm a fan of yours too @JRandalWard42. Good luck in the #StanleyCupFinal
5/29
2016
I love when he’s the big spoon. https://t.co/CHGPwBV8ItPlease give what you can. We didn't get Bill Gates to say "on" for nothing. #RedNoseDay https://t.co/wHbKxCyDyC
5/27
2016
Happy #TBT! https://t.co/TfXbigaAFBYou guys, @JesseTyler Ferguson doesn’t know what he’s selling. https://t.co/FgyfRNCyxfThe #RedNoseDay special is live on NBC tonight. Tell your friends, your family, and anyone who doesn’t nose. https://t.co/ChI0Bx30CmCircle is a great new way to make the Internet safe for your whole family. My cats keep joining Tinder. https://t.co/Q77SXPmiKCMoms have the hardest job in the world. https://t.co/qlpMhbB2ez
5/26
2016
Whatever you do today, I hope you make time to tell someone you love them. And to eat a cake wearing a tiny hat. https://t.co/tostt5CQOsThe Ellen Shop is having a big Memorial Day sale! I hope you don’t forget. https://t.co/32vpLzfNQCKate McKinnon impersonated me and @HillaryClinton, in front of me and Hillary Clinton. https://t.co/elqq4ZGQrcI played Heads Up! w/ 4 of the funniest people on Earth–also known as the #Ghostbusters cast https://t.co/p3bzb7Y1lF https://t.co/JzXSCGhwiCI played “Who’d You Rather?” with @HillaryClinton. Talking about her VP, of course. https://t.co/cFf1YBn1jpAll of the #Ghostbusters are on my show today. It’s a great day. As long as you’re not a ghost. https://t.co/iUSl4Wd6d5
5/25
2016
I’ll get right on top of that. https://t.co/7Dug5FkihAWoman Cards accepted here. https://t.co/nIu21XybZkDo you like my show? Do you like free money? This is the perfect opportunity for you. https://t.co/XTvmZ9RWDlWhen life handed Pearl lemons, they made lemonade. https://t.co/clItyslTzxFirst these two created the #RunningManChallenge, now they’re running the red carpet. https://t.co/RmkS0tsDSaHere it is! Exclusive, the new trailer! #FindingDory https://t.co/InPeUufFE5
5/24
2016
.@JamesConner_ is cancer-free! Sending so much love to him and his family. What amazing news..@BlakeShelton told me about the beautiful music he’s making with @GwenStefani. They’re also writing songs. https://t.co/ZjS3BWisL2Is that what I look like?!?! https://t.co/OsE36fO03mMy whole audience got a trip to Dubai, thanks to @Emirates. Seriously. https://t.co/JEJ0AkbzAFI don’t know how this audience member got here, but I know how she’s getting home. https://t.co/oMigdoGyYaI had a big surprise for Brian & Jackson. So did @DrewBrees. This is guaranteed to make you smile. https://t.co/hzG5Hd5P0sHere's a very first look at the cast of #FindingDory. The new trailer is out tomorrow! https://t.co/0gk5F10Fkt
5/23
2016
Knock ‘em dead tonight, @BlakeShelton! I’ll see ya on my show tomorrow. #BBMAs
5/22
2016
My friends who created #RunningManChallenge are takin over my snapchat on #BBMAs red carpet tmrw in Vegas. Oh, they also have some extra tixThis is unforgettable. @Sia https://t.co/lv5VpyH1nDI sent my writer Lauren to swim with sharks. I’ve been telling her forever she’s my good chum. https://t.co/sa9G348ST1I can’t believe it. Cher’s birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday. If I could turn back time.
5/21
2016
Mug for the camera. https://t.co/Xs8aba6t0OMy Ellen Shop products are on Amazon! Order some and have a drone fly it to you. https://t.co/wUf29N7n9zOMG Johnny Depp is the coolest! https://t.co/06eXJlArP7Do you look like your pet? If so, you could win the new contest in Chosen! Download the app! #PurrfectPairs https://t.co/Pm85BQ02VhCheck out my first 360° video. The future is here. https://t.co/2kXWQkV3r3I dance so good it’s scary. Right, @AndyLassner? https://t.co/TQzhx7NnXQMy whole audience sang happy birthday to my mama! https://t.co/UoD8EkdrJr
5/20
2016
.@TheLaurenGraham told me the name of the new show — Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life! https://t.co/cJX3jvXY4EHappy #TBT https://t.co/MlEYPXWm2vIt’s hard to remember the rules when @KanyeWest’s around. https://t.co/StQctSwTkA https://t.co/dP4yBKB7JFI love this little boy so much. https://t.co/G0LWzySK7E https://t.co/Amf1kTYo42If you're watching my show, I hope it's on a @TCL_USA Roku 4K TV. If not, you can get 'em at Target! https://t.co/8IKmE8k8Vw.@KanyeWest had a lot to say on my show. Like, a lot. https://t.co/n5teUiaaQL https://t.co/monULJQxUAI never know what my friend @KanyeWest is going to say or do on my show, but I always love it when he’s here.
5/19
2016
I guess her uncle is on Tinder. https://t.co/lja1b1xrk9I scared @Drake, and boy, did he jump(man). https://t.co/4pvExBNx7x https://t.co/HHCzWI0iYEThis was the most incredible round of Hot Hands ever played. Incredible. https://t.co/Ef4aKGPNV0 https://t.co/ezuYtKGdwIThis little gymnast wowed my audience, but I knew there was only one thing that would wow her — her dad. https://t.co/Dta1OkHSVFHappy birthday, Tina Fey! You’re very funny and very smart. You’re smunny.I played Never Have I Ever w/ @JaredLeto & @Drake. There’s not a lot they’ve never ever done https://t.co/Y0xMzVXcjp https://t.co/mt6FVlQRBbMe and my boo thangs. (That means friends, right?) #BackstageAtEllen https://t.co/r4pIt5B1hZ
5/18
2016
#MakeADrake! Make a meme of this photo & post w/ the hashtag. If I show it on my show, I’ll send you some underwear! https://t.co/4FlNiF9H07Congratulations Army Secretary Eric Fanning, the first openly gay leader of a US military service. 5 years & we're already running the place#SquadGoals https://t.co/mkl98Kt9klI just can’t believe how talented these kids are. #TADC https://t.co/fyPGYBZvke https://t.co/v5S29BLrY2Shutterfly has given away over 5 million dollars on my show. Today, they have some for you. https://t.co/9i4mUeyF2cBill Hader is here today! He's hilarious. Hader's gonna hade. https://t.co/a1JKFlkv5o https://t.co/K6xirDMsrBI love playing with Colin Farrell… you heard me! https://t.co/7KFIj8ZLcq https://t.co/pbTnHo4E7HI love my friends @Shutterfly. Here’s why. https://t.co/LJgZPH0sT1 https://t.co/3vcLDPBwdjI had a big surprise for some of my favorite people, thanks to @LibertyMutual. Things didn’t go the way we'd hoped. https://t.co/tkZjiWxbBJThe entire cast of Ghostbusters is here next week and now @HillaryClinton is coming, too! Get your Woman Cards ready.
5/17
2016
.@JTimberlake has something to show me tomorrow. OMJ! I hope it’s not in a box.Kym Douglas has some tips for summer! Summer great. Summer not so great. https://t.co/z86SJTw2uU https://t.co/Z1WU60OqZrHappy #MeMeMonday! https://t.co/Wn6voJ232v.@Xtina showed off her impressions of @Adele, @Rihanna, @Beyonce & more. It was insane. https://t.co/99ebJhPW0C https://t.co/8Mi71qnCJnHappy birthday, Janet! Or, as I call you, Ms. Jackson. @JanetJackson
5/16
2016
This girl is so talented. https://t.co/jujxSSPolM
5/15
2016
I’m pretty sure this is a picture from the Kitty Lee and Hoda show. https://t.co/GQLvOZsWL8I have my own slot machines in the DoubleDown app. Are you playing yet? https://t.co/oKWB8FGuASHey girl. @RyanGosling knows all about your memes. https://t.co/E7DgNmaB2H https://t.co/6wrRFWxh7cSummer fun is almost here, and to celebrate, I have a new deck in "Heads Up!" from Crocs! The shoe. Not the animal. https://t.co/WQcpIDFhKEIt’s embarrassing how my staff reacted to @RyanGosling. https://t.co/FrUBUoWc9Q https://t.co/VG2y1KxUFbIt's #FridayThe13th! I'm not scared. There are too many real things to be afraid of...like glitter, or if Khaleesi will escape the DothrakisIn case you missed me in #Lemonade, here it is. https://t.co/YRUO9BtDDx https://t.co/THmoEV8NSA.@RyanGosling showed me the 1st photo of his new baby girl. I think she looks just like him. https://t.co/v7fJBJHCtw https://t.co/3jpmFIUYBy
5/13
2016
We’ve all been there. https://t.co/kStuHzOgTG.@KeithUrban helped me with my first installment of Keith Urban Dictionary. https://t.co/BCFnEnP7rs.@AlecBaldwin told me about his baby, Finding Dory, LIVE with Kelly, & Donald Trump. We had a lot to catch up on. https://t.co/dCRU3wTF28I ❤️ That Cute Little Soap Shop. https://t.co/hzrmbxcZh3 https://t.co/djnRi7DqwD https://t.co/1xh8o6CF7PIn honor of @RyanGosling being here tomorrow, happy #TBT. https://t.co/IoYvg8GBe9The Brielle-iant 4-year-old is back. I hope you’re ready, Internet. https://t.co/HbidTkFFd5 https://t.co/Yb2ntut52x
5/12
2016
They have their differences, but they can still see nose to nose. https://t.co/ELo8F14F67You’re welcome. https://t.co/FzOj01Y8HV.@IamWandaSykes really appreciated Mother’s Day-ish. https://t.co/RFhgcMl4df https://t.co/H5bdsBWF73I had a surprise that sent grandma running. https://t.co/u2OLbjW6n7 https://t.co/Qd35OiTUwCI can’t help it. #FruitOfTheLauer https://t.co/4dNZUHGiwx https://t.co/BXeMMB93u1Sometimes being a big fan really pays off. Thanks, Chevy! https://t.co/nyPvPGUg6x https://t.co/fcy5aW66R5#BackstageAtEllen https://t.co/8OfTDpCE5q
5/11
2016
Three dog bowl. https://t.co/UtSAtcl2v0I continue to hope for a world where everyone is treated with dignity. If you do too, sign here. #RepealHB2 https://t.co/MqPRaeFiaX.@FifthHarmony performed “Work From Home”. I hope none of my staff listens. #5HonEllen https://t.co/BG8Ov5NIbB https://t.co/THQ9f3vi8iWho’s ready for some more #MagicMike? https://t.co/CpmSwjFUgq https://t.co/AxeoZsSxO2This is just like that scene from The Notebook. https://t.co/f5M2wFayX8Academy Award winner @RussellCrowe told me about important things. Like meeting @RyanGosling https://t.co/Vur2WpxX0x https://t.co/LMDswWNPRUYou are #1in7Billion & I love every 1 of you. At least the ones who post videos on ellentube https://t.co/x61OsGUvEB https://t.co/acW23Hsc64Happy birthday, Bono! I hope you’ve found what you’re looking for.I think it might be physically impossible to get cuter than my friend Violet. https://t.co/oQW0VBp4ux https://t.co/tHMV1JxV8v
5/10
2016

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