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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


Ever wonder what your pets think when they’re watching your talk show? I’m sure you have. Here's Ep. 2 of #PetDish! https://t.co/BUUYgrDjQk
3/29
2017
If you take a great graduation photo, print it up at @Shutterfly. If you get a terrible one, send it to me. #4Ellenhttps://t.co/18bmiXqnyaMy Bachelor recap show got to grill Nick and Vanessa on just how engaged they really are. #TheBachelor https://t.co/uutDscFCv8Happy birthday, @LadyGaga! It’s been 31 years since you emerged from your giant egg, and we couldn’t be happier abo… https://t.co/ornzYtFLrc
3/28
2017
Sometimes the big spoon is a little spoon. https://t.co/s9iWpyvYTyEveryone’s mad for #MarchMadness, especially my montage editor. https://t.co/1wpXbeONPLHappy birthday, @MariahCarey! I hope today hits a high note. https://t.co/Y9orBvIbZk
3/27
2017
Happy birthday, @Eltonofficial! I ❤a Saturday bday. Saturday night's the night I like. Saturday night's alright alright alright.
3/25
2017
I want to watch @MelissaMcCarthy and @BenFalcone's morning show every day. https://t.co/JgsPwSSw1cGina just won something so big it will knock your wig off. https://t.co/3eGd5GK785 https://t.co/34WDDKRHqn.@MelissaMcCarthy and @BenFalcone are two of the funniest people I have ever met. https://t.co/wYwjayzhXSEXCLUSIVE! My jam session with @GwenStefani, @AdamLevine, @BlakeShelton, @AliciaKeys. https://t.co/ZDD2HyGObRHappy birthday, Jim Parsons! Everything I know about science, I learned from #TheBigBangTheory's theme song.
3/24
2017
If you love my ED Ellen DeGeneres footwear, it's about to be on @QVC! https://t.co/N9sSqa3rsk https://t.co/0XrRb6xtSB.@EllenPompeo tells me about the incredible long run of #GreysAnatomy. https://t.co/aFQq7uP7h1Happy #NationalPuppyDay! Love, E-dog. #WoofWoof https://t.co/RaEc9HvbKzWe all fell in love with this little boy, and now he needs our help. https://t.co/Jqc2r4oBbSI always thought I'd make a great biker chick. https://t.co/YHSsf7UIRUSix of Rachel's bachelors from #TheBachelorette just got very personal with my audience. https://t.co/jqf6h0D0nt https://t.co/b19UrQyDFYYou never know where you’ll find a Russian spy… https://t.co/tUywd1QUUa https://t.co/P7156mE80JWhat happens when two unbelievably adorable, genius 5-year-olds meet backstage at my show? https://t.co/yksylfmoISI ❤ Philadelphia. https://t.co/IBGdsAXyIc
3/23
2017
Nobody shows up like Philly. Lots of love in Philadelphia today! ❤️ https://t.co/8baz0AdFwULook who showed up! @Eagles @JonDorenbos https://t.co/L9j5yYGHYmThis is it Philly! Get to the Capital One Café –you're gonna be on TV and you might win a huge prize. Anyone else hear the Rocky theme song?I love you, Philly. See you soon. https://t.co/V9Q653ayesJust finished rehearsal. Loved seeing you, Philly!I’m proud of my friend @LenaDunham for not letting the haters get the best of her. You always look great to me. https://t.co/WgEkIAXq4lHappy birthday, @RWitherspoon! I love you even though you can't say wreath Witherspoon. https://t.co/AZZ1bX6JppThese sorority sisters may have just flipped their way into a trip to my show. https://t.co/YF9ZVewidv https://t.co/XGwLsYWK9lI can't wait to see you on my show today, Philadelphia! I love a city named after cream cheese. See you at 4pm at 17th and Walnut!Here it is! My first animated series on @ellentube. My pets have never looked so good. It's Ellen's #PetDish! https://t.co/DvcOkN0cNASending love to everyone in London.#Philly! Come dressed as a famous duo – Lucy & Ethel, Bey & Jay, or Rocky & Adrian. Portia & I are dressed as us, so come as something else.
3/22
2017
Hey you. Yeah, you. I love you. #EDbypetsmart https://t.co/T2wZP5t4X0My friend & Pres. of Humane Society, @WaynePacelle has a new book. It's perfect for the animal lovers in your life. https://t.co/XwxZGnmfALIf you’ve tried to meditate but couldn’t stop the voices in your head, see a doctor. Or this guy. @AndyPuddicombe https://t.co/e5Cfha3nDUDid you see President Trump is writing children's books? This is totally real. https://t.co/UIrHMcmEKmIt’s here! "Ellen’s Pet Dish," my first animated series, premieres tomorrow on @ellentube. Here’s a sneak peek. https://t.co/vRu7Ly8TjWLooks like the Beast is having some relationship issues. Tale as old as time. https://t.co/SNXgilxq0MI don't know what you've got going on tomorrow, #Philly, but you better be free at 4pm... that is, if you wanna be on my show.Balang is only 8 years old, but he's already a dance legend. https://t.co/O22lNgK5Lo https://t.co/abrG59x7nX❤️ https://t.co/MWLJOj4hRCI broke my finger, but at least I have a story to tell. https://t.co/bXH7ZlfiAc https://t.co/kH5FDWfZbXI love @SesameStreet for making more people feel included. We need more of this in the world. https://t.co/1BnL21NhUrTomorrow I'm sending some of my crew to #Philly for a live shot on Walnut Street. Y'all are gonna look great on my show.
3/21
2017
This is my finger. Seriously. Find out what happened tomorrow. https://t.co/oy4sAyvPDNI’m going to shut down a couple of blocks on Walnut St. in #Philly. If you’re free on Wednesday, it’s gonna be fun.Idea for a sequel: Even Beautier and the Beastier. https://t.co/CfV54Wix6M.@AsiaKateDillon is awesome on "Billions" and even awesomer on my show. https://t.co/Iz7V1WsgBYI hope this softball coach from the Bronx & his students inspire you as much as they inspire me. I love this story. https://t.co/bv8yBHe1KELook who went to the @ManCity game and met @AgueroSergiokun! https://t.co/J7qebmwnCy.@JaneFonda brought me something. I don't think I can say what it is without getting in trouble. But it vibrates.… https://t.co/drZ1LV2RHO
3/20
2017
Natalie is on #LittleBigShots tomorrow and she is all kinds of adorable... especially the kind that gets… https://t.co/PCvXWIM6RuHappy birthday, @AdamLevine! You're my kind of guy – talented, funny, a high voice, and super pretty.
3/18
2017
When you're trying to watch your favorite show, and someone keeps talking to you. https://t.co/jaBd8RGvUj.@IMKristenBell told me her side of the story today, @DaxShepard1. https://t.co/BHNJgbDNRS https://t.co/RioaZbgRIWFrito-Lay has an opportunity for kids with big imaginations. Find out more about Dreamvention:… https://t.co/cK1AWcfjwHWho told you about my pot of gold? #StPatricksDay #EmojiExploji https://t.co/ZtdTFnC4Mh https://t.co/kf9hVQTmSdHappy birthday, @RobLowe. You're a dear friend, a wonderful actor, and a prime slice of beefcake. https://t.co/WKd9yRZUTD.@IMKristenBell and I played a special round of @HeadsUp for #StPatricksDay. It's safe to say our knees were the lo… https://t.co/1stIMs35jiHappy #StPatricksDay to all of my Irish fans. And everyone who enjoys day drinking. https://t.co/BHJLegYqoh
3/17
2017
@thelaurengraham I love you right back.Everyone on my staff is so obsessed with my game "Dice with Ellen," they're too busy to focus on Show with Ellen.… https://t.co/nWR3KAA16CBrielle learned about pollination & why bees are so important. It doesn’t get much cuter than this… https://t.co/WTsuck0K9AThey're so cute and they nose it. https://t.co/6xljFwVMCJ"The Real Housecats" are back! This might be the best thing I've ever done. https://t.co/v7HhygDYp4I've teamed up with @danceon to find my next FITNESS trainer!!! You might get a chance to audition for me in NY.🗽… https://t.co/Kzp0qIcJKX
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresSome of my audience members are on Bumble, so I offered to help them improve their profiles. #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/wuOyiOCxPKHappy birthday, @theLaurenGraham! How do I tell you I love you? I do it with a montage. https://t.co/qpROVdh9d4I got in bed with @LeaMichele. You heard me. https://t.co/yKe8ZpQ6B3 https://t.co/6gMlRVBmXiNate is 5 years old, and he's already an expert on two things – geography and being ridiculously adorable.… https://t.co/NgcQ7ToqCq @FelicityHuffman You are almost as competitive as I am, but everyone knows I'm the most competitive.
3/16
2017
It’s the finale of my staff's #Bachelor recap show! We were all thinking it. They said it. #TheBachelor https://t.co/SNVIaSz2WBIf you missed @TheEllenShow yesterday, you can watch my performance here: https://t.co/eq8jdg7nEp https://t.co/aJjPmg0vWB
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresThis is @EdGlavin’s dog, Lady, who has almost figured out how to use my #EDbyEllen dog bed. https://t.co/Jdewh54CV8Kelsey still hasn’t recovered from how much she loved playing "Dice with Ellen." It’s so much fun at home too!… https://t.co/nzIa1OuHOm @mindykaling The first thing you do when @MindyKaling is on your show today. https://t.co/4EMOP1DuAfBig things are coming to @ellentube. Soon. https://t.co/cGk6iAyEOZ
3/15
2017

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