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These two won a trip to the GEICO Skybox, and you can see why. #12Days #ThanksSponsor of the things I love most about Ellen is her kindness. Thanks for having me, @TheEllenShow! #JonOnEllen
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresI am so glad I met Imani in my audience. #12Days @HamiltonMusical @Lin_Manuel Macey was not giving away her shot!It seems like every TV show is getting an action movie these days. Did you see the trailer for the new "Dora the Ex… is one scare I will absolutely never forget. Neither will @GarthBrooks. can support elephants with this new ED by Ellen T-shirt. All of the net profits go to the David Sheldrick Wildl… birthday, @JoeBiden. Love, your running mate.The #12Days of Giveaways starts RIGHT NOW. Wanna win today’s giveaways? Enter here!’s the perfect time of year to support @stjude and the amazing work they do for kids and their families. I’m grat…
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, @Pink outdoes herself. Wow. #AMAs #PINKxAMAsIf you’re excited for the #AMAs tonight, you better get over to my Snapchat to see the red carpet. birthday, @AllisonBJanney and @Tyga! Not that I’m suggesting anything, but I’m pretty sure you’re both single.Happy birthday, Noah Ritter! I’ll never forget when we first met.
You can help elephants right now by signing this petition from the @HumaneSociety. #BeKindToElephants
Scaredy Cat the biggest stars are going to the #AMAs this Sunday night. Who wants tickets? figured out how 4-year-old Noah got his name. He seems to Noah lot about geography. #EllenShowMeMore Cook does so much for so many. It was time someone did something for her. #OneMillionActsofGood knows more about Hamilton... @Lin_Manuel or Macey Hensley? in @HeadsUp, you can play extra long rounds, thanks to GEICO! Go check it out. Burrell had no idea this was coming. #EllenShowMeMore Rico is getting a front-row seat for one of the most popular shows in the history of theater. @Lin_Manuel
@blakeshelton That sounds like a country song. #ImadeTubeSocksSexy @KristinDavis @DSWT I ❤🐘 & U @MoMcCormick7 I ❤🐘 & U @SeanAstin I ❤🐘 & U @hwinkler4real I ❤🐘 & UPlease retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wi…’m determined to do something about this. #BeKindToElephants show got interrupted today by a live car chase. Well, not exactly a car chase. @HumaneSociety ❤️The #SexiestManAlive and @GwenStefani’s BF got a little bit kinky today. And a little bit drinky. @BlakeShelton made an explosive appearance on my show today. I learned a lot about slime, and got some great new… mother’s dedication to her son will move you. And her dedication to my show should be a lesson for you. #12Days of Giveaways mascot is here! Are you ready for it?’s not every day you get to talk to the #SexiestManAlive about being sexy. @BlakeShelton tusk belongs to her mama and no one else...and it's not a partisan statement to say that.
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres.@JacobTremblay is about as adorable as you can get., social intelligence, decisiveness, patience, wisdom. These are all qualities found in elephants and not…
Colin Farrell is a wonderful actor. Questions aren’t really his thing. #EllenShowMeMore can’t bear it.’s true. @BTS_twt is coming to my show, and we’re saving limited space for #BTSARMY to see their performance. I asked @KimKardashian about her pregnant sisters and about the Kardashian family group text., Straight People. meeting his idol, @KimKardashian, is the kind of thing you need to see today. for watching, sharing, and loving my new series, Summit. Episode 2 is here! @ellentube Bros. replaced my billboard, so I sent them a little message. did not hold back in this round of Five Second Rule., Australia! I’m so proud to be an Aussie! #marriageequality #Australia
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresYes, @KimKardashian did just accidentally tell the world the gender of her baby.
I learned a lot about Colin Farrell during a game of Burning Questions. Specifically, that he doesn’t know how to p… @harto Your eyes have never looked better.This year there are gonna be so many ways for you to win my #12Days of Giveaways from home. Make sure you’re ready…’s a g’day. Way to go Australia. #MarriageEquality saw @EseraTuaolo on #TheVoice and I was blown away. So I brought him here to blow you away.’s too easy. @andylassner pizza place doesn’t care about your politics. are these? Oh, just some of @Pharrell’s shoes for @adidas that my friend @Pharrell sent me. Farrell is sexy and talented... one of my favorite combinations. @AnAvidTVWatcher @daxshepard1 Thanks for the question. Did you see @DaxShepard1 answer it on my show?… @daxshepard1 I did no such thing. Stop being so humble, Doctor.Happy birthday, @JoshDuhamel. I hope it’s a ripper. love this new segment Ask Dr. Dax, w/ my friend @DaxShepard1. It’s the only love advice you need.… @kelly_clarkson 😭The video of the Watson Family honoring their stepdad will melt your heart.
The holidays are almost here, and I’m looking for the world’s greatest gift wrapper! If you know who it is, send th…, you’re right. They are the best. But they love you too. picked three of my all-time favorite audience members to play “Don’t Leave Me Hangin'.” Here’s why. birthday, Kai! I’d catch a grenade for you. friend @JonDorenbos in his first interview since the surgery that saved his life. #EDbyPetSmart round of Mega Memory was mega risk, mega reward.’s #WorldKindnessDay! Find a new way to show the world some kindness. #ThanksSponsor birthday, @JimmyKimmel. What a year you’ve had. Thanks for all you do – especially making me laugh. ❤️ ya. is brilliant at giving relationship advice. If you tweet me your question, he might answer it on my show. #AskDax
Happy birthday, @RyanGosling. You sweep me off my feet.
I have so much respect for Jane Goodall. I plan on seeing #Jane, and you should too. you have an amazing or adorable animal video? I wanna see it! Send it to me right here. Hurry! Seriously, I love…