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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


These two won a trip to the GEICO Skybox, and you can see why. #12Days #ThanksSponsor https://t.co/TScHvngqS7One of the things I love most about Ellen is her kindness. Thanks for having me, @TheEllenShow! #JonOnEllenhttps://t.co/T9MwhL89pR
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresI am so glad I met Imani in my audience. #12Days https://t.co/xctzqyExy6 https://t.co/AIGJhJWiCE @HamiltonMusical @Lin_Manuel Macey was not giving away her shot!It seems like every TV show is getting an action movie these days. Did you see the trailer for the new "Dora the Ex… https://t.co/dFWn7hMmsCThis is one scare I will absolutely never forget. Neither will @GarthBrooks. https://t.co/co2rtiS9R1 https://t.co/ILjbuPOyqvYou can support elephants with this new ED by Ellen T-shirt. All of the net profits go to the David Sheldrick Wildl… https://t.co/eyo1pjBAPeHappy birthday, @JoeBiden. Love, your running mate.The #12Days of Giveaways starts RIGHT NOW. Wanna win today’s giveaways? Enter here! https://t.co/G178rHTkjn https://t.co/hFObZtI97wIt’s the perfect time of year to support @stjude and the amazing work they do for kids and their families. I’m grat… https://t.co/sBdCzZFt5V
11/20
2017
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, @Pink outdoes herself. Wow. #AMAs #PINKxAMAsIf you’re excited for the #AMAs tonight, you better get over to my Snapchat to see the red carpet. https://t.co/i95UBMFppjHappy birthday, @AllisonBJanney and @Tyga! Not that I’m suggesting anything, but I’m pretty sure you’re both single.Happy birthday, Noah Ritter! I’ll never forget when we first met. https://t.co/ID5IO6bzdT
11/19
2017
You can help elephants right now by signing this petition from the @HumaneSociety. #BeKindToElephants https://t.co/EtuzlJ1w6V
11/18
2017
Scaredy Cat https://t.co/1onZiu7vMrAll the biggest stars are going to the #AMAs this Sunday night. Who wants tickets? https://t.co/A2kpDjjqQzI figured out how 4-year-old Noah got his name. He seems to Noah lot about geography. #EllenShowMeMore https://t.co/NTy41g1phmAmber Cook does so much for so many. It was time someone did something for her. #OneMillionActsofGoodhttps://t.co/8Hdey3OU96Who knows more about Hamilton... @Lin_Manuel or Macey Hensley? https://t.co/ThvuBYVeA3 https://t.co/quhAdcRW4yNow in @HeadsUp, you can play extra long rounds, thanks to GEICO! Go check it out. https://t.co/A71CUsU09jTy Burrell had no idea this was coming. #EllenShowMeMore https://t.co/yx2WBshaUx https://t.co/HJ2fw0Mcc2Puerto Rico is getting a front-row seat for one of the most popular shows in the history of theater. @Lin_Manuel https://t.co/zzh26PCBZV
11/17
2017
@blakeshelton That sounds like a country song. #ImadeTubeSocksSexy @KristinDavis @DSWT I ❤🐘 & U @MoMcCormick7 I ❤🐘 & U @SeanAstin I ❤🐘 & U @hwinkler4real I ❤🐘 & UPlease retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wi… https://t.co/dAGQh3O4inI’m determined to do something about this. #BeKindToElephants https://t.co/0dGkx4vNzDMy show got interrupted today by a live car chase. Well, not exactly a car chase. https://t.co/kbqWdZO3SJ @HumaneSociety ❤️The #SexiestManAlive and @GwenStefani’s BF got a little bit kinky today. And a little bit drinky. @BlakeSheltonhttps://t.co/r52zGi2D2m.@SteveSpangler made an explosive appearance on my show today. I learned a lot about slime, and got some great new… https://t.co/47IgcHIAoTThis mother’s dedication to her son will move you. And her dedication to my show should be a lesson for you. https://t.co/iBVH5NAM3sMy #12Days of Giveaways mascot is here! Are you ready for it? https://t.co/kDUveVLjQsIt’s not every day you get to talk to the #SexiestManAlive about being sexy. @BlakeShelton https://t.co/GQXHCgVq9vThat tusk belongs to her mama and no one else...and it's not a partisan statement to say that. https://t.co/mewmOE5zUh
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres.@JacobTremblay is about as adorable as you can get. https://t.co/8rdEDY8XE2Compassion, social intelligence, decisiveness, patience, wisdom. These are all qualities found in elephants and not… https://t.co/GefG6RDUSr
11/16
2017
Colin Farrell is a wonderful actor. Questions aren’t really his thing. #EllenShowMeMore https://t.co/kLRJ1jLmZKI can’t bear it. https://t.co/B5nUjia1THIt’s true. @BTS_twt is coming to my show, and we’re saving limited space for #BTSARMY to see their performance. https://t.co/LIvF0qs0g9Today I asked @KimKardashian about her pregnant sisters and about the Kardashian family group text. https://t.co/Tq3cuQ1mYSOh, Straight People. https://t.co/MZTXYueqmsReuben meeting his idol, @KimKardashian, is the kind of thing you need to see today. https://t.co/dEsRWJJwCM https://t.co/pUZetYDeomThanks for watching, sharing, and loving my new series, Summit. Episode 2 is here! @ellentubehttps://t.co/rnmfe3QJMpWarner Bros. replaced my billboard, so I sent them a little message. https://t.co/Rib5JvM3cW.@KimKardashian did not hold back in this round of Five Second Rule. https://t.co/QEZqkKPVfz https://t.co/fV19VSJlMXCongratulations, Australia! I’m so proud to be an Aussie! #marriageequality #Australia
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresYes, @KimKardashian did just accidentally tell the world the gender of her baby. https://t.co/clBxCKPvAL
11/15
2017
I learned a lot about Colin Farrell during a game of Burning Questions. Specifically, that he doesn’t know how to p… https://t.co/06AeLmYbPD @harto Your eyes have never looked better.This year there are gonna be so many ways for you to win my #12Days of Giveaways from home. Make sure you’re ready… https://t.co/wVhyecn6NfIt’s a g’day. Way to go Australia. #MarriageEquality https://t.co/0tdnBHPAW1I saw @EseraTuaolo on #TheVoice and I was blown away. So I brought him here to blow you away. https://t.co/dAtmQd6wIPIt’s too easy. @andylassner https://t.co/3AkdTI2MNvThis pizza place doesn’t care about your politics. https://t.co/hzs7LpsANPWhat are these? Oh, just some of @Pharrell’s shoes for @adidas that my friend @Pharrell sent me. https://t.co/PeaTcLSRhKColin Farrell is sexy and talented... one of my favorite combinations. https://t.co/tahBFX354y @AnAvidTVWatcher @daxshepard1 Thanks for the question. Did you see @DaxShepard1 answer it on my show?… https://t.co/ZsV0dP2zKc @daxshepard1 I did no such thing. Stop being so humble, Doctor.Happy birthday, @JoshDuhamel. I hope it’s a ripper. https://t.co/9zMCd21cVzI love this new segment Ask Dr. Dax, w/ my friend @DaxShepard1. It’s the only love advice you need.… https://t.co/fxd65rNynQ @kelly_clarkson 😭The video of the Watson Family honoring their stepdad will melt your heart. https://t.co/6ha5WSocI3
11/14
2017
The holidays are almost here, and I’m looking for the world’s greatest gift wrapper! If you know who it is, send th… https://t.co/8ZHywdThGH.@iamJohnOliver, you’re right. They are the best. But they love you too. https://t.co/wpd3bIkEXAI picked three of my all-time favorite audience members to play “Don’t Leave Me Hangin'.” Here’s why. https://t.co/NRNBLWTsRwHappy birthday, Kai! I’d catch a grenade for you. https://t.co/OWjN3hMhYTMy friend @JonDorenbos in his first interview since the surgery that saved his life. https://t.co/5dcNQm48Aj#SweaterWeather #EDbyPetSmart https://t.co/bVFxT7NIXtThis round of Mega Memory was mega risk, mega reward. https://t.co/twM7BqjyC7 https://t.co/Db5wZzwBP4It’s #WorldKindnessDay! Find a new way to show the world some kindness. #ThanksSponsor https://t.co/5NqnfYzbnp https://t.co/rxBz0EBIdLHappy birthday, @JimmyKimmel. What a year you’ve had. Thanks for all you do – especially making me laugh. ❤️ ya. https://t.co/xNhzBRgwX6.@DaxShepard1 is brilliant at giving relationship advice. If you tweet me your question, he might answer it on my show. #AskDax
11/13
2017
Happy birthday, @RyanGosling. You sweep me off my feet. https://t.co/9fklH8lP1L
11/12
2017
I have so much respect for Jane Goodall. I plan on seeing #Jane, and you should too. https://t.co/LKQ2j3RioSDo you have an amazing or adorable animal video? I wanna see it! Send it to me right here. Hurry! Seriously, I love… https://t.co/gUC06TIa0y
11/11
2017
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