Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH
Happy #BlackCatAppreciationDay! https://t.co/XQ9yVjYeCyHey Matt Damon, let your man bun down. https://t.co/mjynQXpg8ePeekaboo. https://t.co/3vxfFGAQug https://t.co/tz4ldKQl1mIt’s been a brutal summer of fires in California. I send my love to the people losing their homes and to all the amazing firefighters.I’m ready to officiate the wedding. Is next Thursday good for you? https://t.co/CmD9Xf97Ri
Happee birthday, Kathie Lee. @KathieLGiffordHappy birthday, @SteveCarell and @Madonna! I’m celebrating by acting like a 40-year-old virgin.Anyone else ready for a snack? https://t.co/6JfT5ahfaMBest thing I ever did. #8years #HappyAnniversary https://t.co/kb0oLj2RASLouisiana, I love you. Text LAFLOODS to 90999 to make a $10 donation through the American @RedCross. #LouisianaFloodI am highly aware of the racism that exists in our country. It is the furthest thing from who I am.
#SelfieCat #CamouflageDog https://t.co/9QiClzDTokHeres something you dont see very often-@UsainBolt losing a race. This was 1 of my favorite moments from last season https://t.co/oj9qC03KxuThis is how I’m running errands from now on. #Rio2016 https://t.co/gYPtG9T1aoMy baby girl @AmySchumer wrote a book. “The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo.” Get it here. https://t.co/7RUk6sCOxqThe trailer for #HiddenFigures is here! I’m so happy these figures aren’t hidden anymore. https://t.co/x3AmSnrroDHappy birthday, @JoeJonas, @BenAffleck, and Jennifer Lawrence! I hope you all enjoy some cake by the ocean together.
Greatest Audience Members of All Time #Rio2016 https://t.co/R2b0fcztK6Climb every mountain. Slide down every hill. https://t.co/FnYm9Q6jXFThis is why there is a #WorldElephantDay https://t.co/5y2G94jwmJAt 4’8” @Simone_Biles is 1 of the strongest people. Don’t let anyone say what you can’t do. Take their criticism & turn it to gold #Rio2016#IfYouWannaBeMyNeighbor, you gotta grow vegetables. https://t.co/TB90FntLTH
My friend Matthew Wilder wrote the hit "Break My Stride." Check out his new video. It has a great message. https://t.co/k71V0idGYFThere’s a lot going on in the world right now. I thought you could use this photo of a Weiner dog. #ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/PTdMBmZCFF#TBT to the original Pete’s Dragon. https://t.co/sJrpjPzqvPI would love to, but @Oprah is using my plane. https://t.co/RaPbImNFGvHappy birthday, @ChrisHemsworth! Your body is a wonderland.I can’t help but feel completely responsible for this. https://t.co/XmtOshBiN1
On second thought, I should’ve had him hang that somewhere else. https://t.co/dZyOfKTIQhI don’t know which one of them is charging, but they should raise their price. https://t.co/fbCuLj9SdXIn honor of #DuranDuranAppreciationDay and #Rio2016 https://t.co/s4n9JUYhO1Fu and I found out about her medal at the same time. #Rio2016 https://t.co/7vSCneIxXyFirst Olympic marriage proposal #LoveWins #Rio2016 https://t.co/ZAyJsPJgYc
Who doesn’t love adorable flour girls? https://t.co/ZNgmLNY7VKYou dont have to be in Rio to show off your Olympic talent. Check out the Act It Out for the GOLD category @HeadsUp! https://t.co/XgzenCxeJYHBD @MarthaStewart! I wanna bake ya a cake. Any tips? Let's bake together! Or you bake& I help. I’ll watch. You bake it& tell me how it goesScientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip.
This photo is very tongue on cheek. https://t.co/9br0zRGXub
Catnap. https://t.co/6uTHqiXmwVOne of my viewers, Jennifer, won $25K from Mattress Firm just for watching my show! Jennifer, if you read this, DM me. We should do lunch.
It’s #ClearTheShelters pet adoption day! If you have a rescue pet, I wanna see a photo of ‘em. Right here, right now.
Lucy always helped Bruno keep his chin up. https://t.co/i1l9OAzGaV
Lightly coat in flour… https://t.co/vq5DAQkNlL
Faster! Faster! https://t.co/bBm5zwvqw3
ED by Ellen now has sunglasses! That’s right. I’m throwing shades. https://t.co/BxsjNT5GAI
I’ll get my bowl. https://t.co/6xvVOaxUVg
Apparently, it’s an episode where we share brunch. https://t.co/0KOmggICeqHad to look for a long time for this one. https://t.co/qD1jtwDX0SWho wants $25K? If you just said, “ME!” I have bad news. It’s “I”. But you could still win, thanks to @MattressFirm! https://t.co/er9yqfNG4cWho could forget my favorite cover of ELLE? Happy early #ThrowbackThursday #TBT https://t.co/gNxMnqZQ48
Happy birthday to my fellow CoverGirl, @SofiaVergara! She’s breezy. I’m easy.
I second that emotion. https://t.co/aLuEMdNCKN