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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08

You're right. I might be tangling it more. 9 is simply divine! Upload your #Ellens12Days video on #ellentube for a chance to win!
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres.@TylerOakley and @ZooeyDeschanel made the best holiday sweaters.'re gonna need some Cold Water after this acoustic performance by @JustinBieber., Stephanie and Kimmy of Fuller House played a holiday version of my emoji game. @CandaceCBure @JodieSweetin is in the building. Day 9 of my 12 Days of Giveaways! You can win today's gifts right here.
There is not a more caring, giving, Super Bowl winning team in all of sports. I ❤️ Nola just made my weekend.
Whaddya mean it's not snow? played a new game with @BlakeShelton called Wet Head. told me about "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story." The Force has never been lovelier. thought they were playing a game with gifts. They had no idea the biggest gift was waiting backstage... from N… could watch this all day. The holiday emojis are here! Apple: Android:… birthday, @AaronRodgers12, @CharliePuth and @BritneySpears! I love you like a brother, a nephew, and a pop diva superstar icon..@BlakeShelton thinks @GwenStefani is the bee's knees.’t forget you can win it all from home. Enter here for your chance to win.'s new children's book sounds interesting. Happy Day 8 of 12 Days!
You're as lovely as you are hilarious. put me on this dog? #TBT! @JTimberlake do they want? HBO! When do they want it? NOW! @HBONOW to everyone who's voted for the People's Choice Awards! What's that? You haven't yet? Look what I have here. kids must've hired a Coppola to direct their @ellentube video. They were in my GEICO Skybox today. news is becoming a huge problem. I read about it on’s #WorldAIDSDay, and it couldn’t be easier for you to make a difference. can’t say @NotTJMiller isn’t funny. gave away some wonderful gifts today. Who wants some? firefighters are napping for the first time after 36 straight hours of rescuing the people and animals of Ten… audience got some incredible surprises today. T.J. Miller's juggling was one of them. @NotTJMiller
Who wants Thanksgiving leftovers? If you've got an adorable photo like this, send it to me! #4Ellen knew I liked these two young men. This reaction is priceless.'s better than playing @HeadsUp with Jennifer Aniston? Playing it in sumo suits. and Andy ate the hottest chip in the world. Only one Andy returned a champion. @AndyLassner #OneChipChallenge is pregnant! Congratulations to you and your fiancé. That is so fetch.Happy birthday, Kaley Cuoco and @ChrissyTeigen! I love you both equally and for many of the same reasons.Jennifer Aniston told me about her baby bump, her divorce, and her fits of jealousy over other women. I just love h… you won any gifts from the 12 Days of Giveaways? We're halfway through. Enter here: Aniston really knows her way around a cockpit. Happy Day 6 of 12 Days!
You have a little something in your hair. loved their @ellentube video, so today they watched the 12 Days of Giveaways from the GEICO Skybox! Fisher told me about her love affair with Han Solo. is over, but today is #GivingTuesday! I can’t think of anyone more deserving than @StJude’s.’s the story of my day at the White House. was all about the coolest tech gadgets. Happy Day 5 of 12 Days! Enter to win here:…
I’m guessing this cheese is Babybel. friend @TylerOakley talked with @TomDaley1994 and @ScottEastwood. That’s almost too many abs for one episode. were wonderfl. Marsden has a big crush on Helen Mirren, which means this clip is mandatory viewing. performed for the first time on Daytme Televisn. to all of Day 3's home winners of 12 Days! Have you tried all the ways to win yet?… Day 4 of 12 Days of Giveaways! Mirren tried to take over as the host of my show. Good thing it’s Day 4 of the 12 Days of Giveaways!…
That’s not gonna fit in his stocking. young friend Violet tried out this new construction toy for girls. Boy do I love that. Black Friday! For those of you ready to shop 'til you drop, there’s 30% off in the Ellen Shop!
What was the Pilgrims' favorite kind of music? Plymouth Rock. #HappyThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving! I’m so thankful for every one of you. Even the ones who have eggs as their profile pics & are probably undercover robots
All @MariahCarey wants for Christmas is... well, you'll see. found the perfect centerpiece for Thanksgiving.'d better be careful messing with my Executive Producer @AndyLassner now that he knows tae kwon do. told me about her new docu-series, "Scientology and the Aftermath.” birthday, @MileyCyrus! I love you and everything you stand for. I hope 24 comes in like a wrecking ball. ain't Christmas without @MariahCarey. Day 3 of my 12 Days of Giveaways! You can win all of the gifts from today's giveaways just by entering here.… all about having fun with the people you love. Thats why Im making @HeadsUp! free all wknd. Happy Thanksgiving!
What a wonderful day. picked the wrong day to wear flats.’m making this my screen saver. uploaded a video to @ellentube and now they're headed straight to my GEICO Skybox! told me a crazy story about her first outfit on "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life." you can add exactly what you always needed to your family's Thanksgiving – @WolfBlitzer. can win all of the gifts from today's giveaways just by entering here! What can I say? I'm a giver. Barack Obama just awarded me the #MedalofFreedom. I hope it serves as an ID. I have no idea how I'm getting…'m in. the second day of #12Days, Ellen gave to me, a lot of wonderful things for my kitchen! haven't let me in to the White House yet because I forgot my ID. #NotJoking #PresidentialMedalOfFreedom
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. there a more adorable pair than @KelliePickler and @TylerOakley?