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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


Happy birthday, Bruce @Springsteen. Know where you should celebrate? On my show. I’m working on a dream.
9/23
2017
@SofiaCarson https://t.co/EXNer6f8ly⭐️🌈 Watch me perform ‘Praying’ on @TheEllenShow here! 🌈⭐️ https://t.co/Xg1b8QUvOU
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresHey @SenJohnMcCain -Thanks for fighting for kids like me. @SenatorCollins & Senator @lisamurkowski you're up! ❤️ Bi… https://t.co/8QvIaPP2ef
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresGoing to Magic Mike Live inspired me to create this new @HeadsUp deck. https://t.co/A71CUsU09j https://t.co/QTJKBp6MB0I can't wait to put my head on a pillow. https://t.co/pLPw5EvwHHI’m not telling you to go see #Kingsman just because @ChanningTatum & @HalleBerry are my friends. But they are, in case you were wondering.I ❤️ Jake Gyllenhaal. https://t.co/yYF38XtTO6I don’t know how you can watch this amazing couple and think they're not fit to serve our country. https://t.co/DIkPTkEf6uYou can only see @KeshaRose’s performance here. It’s beautiful and powerful. https://t.co/2mv59bMxVu#AGT winner Darci Lynne stopped by my show with her dummy. @ItsDarciLynne https://t.co/GcigoQX6X3 https://t.co/ULdvcHzU0IJake Gyllenhaal shows me just how much Stronger he’s gotten. https://t.co/fG5CJPGZip https://t.co/G2AWyVWCDm#LookWhatYouMadeMeDo @TaylorSwift13 https://t.co/8rUDDtwbdHIt's the first day of #autumn! Fun Fact: The word autumn was first spelled with an N at the end when someone was trying to win at Scrabble.
9/22
2017
@kenjeong @official_tWitch You dance like an angel.Get it? #EDBundlesOfJoy https://t.co/UkiGuS866D https://t.co/0urKBvQOM2This might be the most fun I’ve had with my audience. Be a part of 1M acts of good with me & Cheerios… https://t.co/2vuL2pO9o0I answered my audience questions today, and now I wanna answer yours. Got a question for me? #AskEllen #ellen15 https://t.co/I1kd4zVFTtHenry taught class while holding his student’s baby. I love this story, and I love this baby more.… https://t.co/tcalreokDC @YouTube @DavidSpade @Adele @DavidSpade, has @Adele been over to your backyard yet?Dame Judi Dench wants to do it with Jake Gyllenhaal. https://t.co/cUN47svVtRThis is gonna make you go out and buy a pole right now. https://t.co/zkXRLP1oYwThe next part of #EllenShowMeMore Show is here, featuring @IMKristenBell, @KenJeong, Young Dylan and more!… https://t.co/1ooZ2WG3gU
9/21
2017
Meanwhile...on @TheEllenShow. #FashionKing #WhyNot Photo Credit: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros. https://t.co/84RFYrlnUX
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresYou have something on your face. https://t.co/iYYiQ2WoPYHappy birthday, George R. R. Martin! @GRRMspeaking https://t.co/olQKLERWnX.@AllyssaBeird is a Ninja Warrior. @AndyLassner is an Executive Producer. You’re gonna want to see this. https://t.co/nMmgq672ztWarning: If you play my slot machines in Vegas, I might show up and surprise you. https://t.co/LKk5MsMHiR @MyTrainerBob Love you right back, Bob Harper.Yeah, make sure you check him out on my show today! https://t.co/5Z5iuatL8p @FelicityHuffman @MsSarahPaulson ❤️Their song is incredible, and these two have started a conversation that we clearly needed. @Logic301 @AlessiaCara https://t.co/aDTa6lkkqXIt was great to meet you, Alex! Looking forward to seeing you at WWDC 2018! @TheAbilityApp @TheEllenShow https://t.co/dFHI7WLAHQ
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres @jimmykimmel ❤️When Jimmy says call, I call. So should you. I love you, @JimmyKimmel. (202) 224-3121 https://t.co/n8IkhcFzxL @alessiacara @Logic301 Loved it.Interesting exchange about the President with @MegynKelly. https://t.co/JoiTW0DbirHappy Jewish New Year! I'm not Jewish, but I'm still gonna kiss a random person at midnight. #RoshHashanah
9/20
2017
@ijustine @MKBHD @DRMcCoy_ @GRIFFINSMITHH You look wonderful. All two and a half of you.I love this. #VoteYes https://t.co/g5Mo33XczE @nickjonas Special you’re welcome.Sending all of my love to the people of #Mexico today.❤️ 🇲🇽If you know who this person is, I wanna hear from you. https://t.co/Ka5Fb12k1k https://t.co/DciQgo7iee @rkyncl Thanks @SusanWojcicki and @rkyncl! Does this mean I'm getting a raise?Happy birthday, @JimmyFallon! I hope The Roots play Happy Birthday for you on some wax paper harmonicas and a toy a… https://t.co/TgycuteS6C @MsSarahPaulson You mean it wasn't funny to you when you were under the coffee table?I asked my hunks some tough questions. Still waiting to find out who invented the wheel. https://t.co/j8HJAhTQpo https://t.co/QcGhCfRs3BNothing says "The LEGO NINJAGO Movie" like dropping your mom 20 ft. in air. #ThanksSponsor https://t.co/Z7gsIXLXxo https://t.co/JjaymZxbVb.@NickJonas is learning a new language. The language of love. https://t.co/BKsaIOWRjP.@AndyLassner challenged Noah Ritter to a game of Pie Face. Apparently, that was a good idea. #EllenShowMeMorehttps://t.co/A5nvKeo8ouI sent 12-year-old Alex Knoll to the Apple Keynote. Then @Tim_Cook surprised him. https://t.co/QVp8hqq9cgThe premiere ep of #EllenShowMeMore is straight 🔥 w/ @KimKardashian, @ddlovato, & Noah Ritter! Watch now on YouTube… https://t.co/h2xWDTzeRP
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresThis is more than the best scare of the year. This is one of the best scares ever. I love you, @MsSarahPaulson.… https://t.co/ST3qUbYNkDIt's here! It's the premiere of my brand new show #EllenShowMeMoreShow on @YouTube! I can't wait for you to see it.… https://t.co/EXO5qE8Chw
9/19
2017
Sending love to the people in the path of #HurricaneMaria. Please do everything you can to stay safe.Just did my first scare of Season 15. Wait till you see it tomorrow. OMG. 😬😱😝 #ellen15 https://t.co/Acu7rd6LvPWhy can't I get my hair to do this? #EDbyPetSmart https://t.co/SjCtg6LS6wIn everybodies' letterbox is an oppurtunity to make Australia kinder. Please take it. X
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneres.@GraceVanderWaal is adorable and wonderful, and so talented. https://t.co/Z28DBUb70cYou’ll never guess yodel-ay-hee-who stopped by my show today. https://t.co/IqNFJX6BokDo you wanna play Burning Questions? Tweet #EllenShowMeMore + 🔥to get your own burning question to answer. Don't mi… https://t.co/Iw7NGCZZOKI had so much fun with @JLo in her dressing room, she wouldn't let me leave. https://t.co/MQZweHplvZThe next time I show up to understudy for you, I expect to go on. https://t.co/9Z5DdRHd4aThis might be one of my favorite red carpet tape pieces of all time. #Emmys https://t.co/sdcBsXdpR2
9/18
2017
Congratulations, @RWitherspoon! Jen and I are watching and we're so proud of you. #EmmysCongratulations, Nicole Kidman! That was some kiss with @KeithUrban! #EmmysCongratulations, @OfficialJLD and #Veep! It really is one of the best documentary series I've ever seen. #EmmysCongratulations, @LenaWaithe. The first African-American woman to win for comedy writing. Your speech was incredible. #EmmysHe did it! Congratulations, @AlecBaldwin. I'm so glad I could help you with that impression. #EmmysCongratulations, @LauraDern! I can't wait to hold your Big Little Emmy. #EmmysI'm so happy for for you Kate McKinnon ... Listen, stop by the show tomorrow if you want to finish that speech?? #EmmysI’d like to apologize to Emmy winner John Lithgow. And Winston Churchill. And the Queen. https://t.co/ukHiq8P4yMAndy Zenor's on the red carpet of the #Emmys! You can watch on my snap and insta (that's Snapchat and Instagram, mama)Happy Game Day. @official_tWitch #NFLSunday https://t.co/viqqqT1ZkrI appreciate my wife every day. I can’t imagine calling her anything else. #WifeAppreciationDayhttps://t.co/Mg75F3ilUJ
9/17
2017
Happy birthday, @NickJonas! You’re only 25, but I know we can get higher.It’s Amy Poehler’s birthday and #GuacamoleDay! Which is exactly why I have a candle in all this guac.
9/16
2017
Oh! Deer! https://t.co/Gue3e9JtYOCeline Tam is about to knock your socks off. https://t.co/rhYaroEMss
9/15
2017

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