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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. https://t.co/rJNCGU9GhH

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


The ladies love this new game with @LLCoolJ. https://t.co/CPsptpF1Ar"The Night Of" is now on iTunes! Spoiler alert: I just found out I’m in Episode 5. https://t.co/kJQJasHK0RHere’s a sneak peek of The Cousin’s Grand Design! Watch the whole episode here. #LaughDancePartnerhttps://t.co/D7P2uWBAtYThis amazing mother and daughter spun my Wheel of Riches. That’s not the only wheel they’ll be grabbing today.… https://t.co/al6x2qf2qd
9/30
2016
#CatWeek is almost over. We better get some good licks in while we can. https://t.co/8ECckto5JnI can see your whiskers. https://t.co/d5o9PL0JlmHappy #CatWeek #TBT @TaylorSwift13. https://t.co/e16mp1Wb9eYou were wonderful. I watched on my nanny cam in the studio. https://t.co/wFd7fwDRrN.@SJP played 5 Second Rule with birthday boy @Official_tWitch and guest host @MileyCyrus. https://t.co/BOLcZ1D8bu https://t.co/8l0aXJ9QqU @SJP played 5 Second Rule with birthday boy @Official_tWitch and guest host @MileyCyrus. https://t.co/BOLcZ1D8bu https://t.co/47ivPI3RCOWe need more people like Tonya from @CapitalOne in customer service. This story is incredible. #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/r9jZBKE3phI had no idea @MileyCyrus did such a good impression of me. https://t.co/mufi3Qb9E0 https://t.co/h5awoULt8xYou gave all you had for #CatWeek. Love you, Miley. RT @MileyCyrus: .@TheEllenShow Love you Ellen! Feel better soon… https://t.co/d1bPQvyhUQThat time Elsa and Hannah Montana were talking about Disney. @MileyCyrus @IdinaMenzel https://t.co/J57ygqT1xtIf laughter is the best medicine, these videos will have me better by noon. https://t.co/L21VI1YPU5Happy birthday to my incredibly handsome and talented DJ, @Official_tWitch! I love you so much, I made you an emoji. https://t.co/ycVL1xIuzV
9/29
2016
The bad news is I’m sick & can’t tape my show today. The good news is @MileyCyrus dropped everything to host for me. Thanks, Miley!Anyone for tea? #CatWeek https://t.co/WIZxMYztBSBeing an organ donor is the greatest gift in the world. Don’t take my word for it, listen to 14-year-old Al J and h… https://t.co/bH4BoJBEUp.@LukeBryanOnline has very specific rules about his butt. https://t.co/IWhKPZatf7My Executive Producer @AndyLassner raced @MichaelPhelps in a swimming pool. The good news is… it’s on tape. https://t.co/FLHt30qlucEveryone’s zodiac signs have changed! I thought I was fine with it, but I checked, and it turns out now I’m angry about it. @TheEllenShow We’d love a Retweet. #VoteHoney WATCH the #WillAndGrace reunion scene - https://t.co/cNh6yzRUgB https://t.co/InDKgRDPwN
Retweeted by Ellen DeGeneresHere it is! You found it! The premiere of the "@FantasticBeasts and Where to Find Them” trailer! #IWantToBeAWizard https://t.co/4GzuKNlsAN
9/28
2016
Set your alarm! Tomorrow at 6am the @FantasticBeasts trailer premieres on https://t.co/APojFeehjF — if you're wondering where to find them.Happy Almost-Half-Way-Through-Cat-Week. https://t.co/CwdpNC9vaQThis might be my favorite episode of #TheTylerOakleyShow so far, besides the one I’m in. @TylerOakleyhttps://t.co/waUeufsKlpThere’s a new car just for women. I’m completely serious. Well, as serious as a woman can be. https://t.co/HBbiGfceLx.@ShawnMendes told me what it feels like to lose to me at ping pong. https://t.co/AxKkbkxc7S https://t.co/cIQ3W0jLOfYou know I ♥️you https://t.co/aLT2ii20ix.@UsainBolt stopped by my show with a few of his solid gold friends. https://t.co/9CUUeZjMahHappy birthday, @LilTunechi! If you keep getting older, we’re gonna have to start calling you Wayne.Happy #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! @KatyPerry https://t.co/soyP0hX373
9/27
2016
They say 100M people are watching these #debates. If you’re interested enough to watch, I hope you’re interested enough to vote. We need youCat Week! Cat Week! Cat Week! Cat Week! https://t.co/fWGkCh1gPAI texted @MichaelB4Jordan. I hope you're very happy together. https://t.co/cTZpQ6oklVI’m not sure what “the munchies” are, but if I get ‘em I’ll try some of these snacks @TylerOakley & @SethRogen made. https://t.co/iXTcxFs0V1This is what kindness looks like. I love these guys. https://t.co/CV59zk963NI helped @MsLeaMichele figure out who she should date. https://t.co/gm798l7RW2 https://t.co/uZIzNizVz7This year’s Cat Week sponsor is Bejeweled Stars! Which also describes these cats. #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/ctd7agDLSCHappy birthday, Andy Zenor! I hope your spirits are as high as your hemlines. https://t.co/JG3kjKryHbIT’S CAT WEEK! Seriously. I’m not kitten. https://t.co/Q4OOeCCe0KI loved the time I got to spend with @OreillyFactor. And he didn’t call me a pinhead. https://t.co/Bz81mgSMp8The trailer for “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” is premiering on ellentube. @JK_Rowling you’re welcome to come over & watch w/ us
9/26
2016
Happy birthday, Will Smith! I hope you’re celebrating it doing what you do best — protecting us from aliens.
9/25
2016
It’s Punctuation! Day
9/24
2016
I’m live on @QVC in 15 minutes! If you play your cards right, you could be done with your holiday shopping in the next hour.My @QVC holiday special is LIVE at 6pm PT! But you can check out the wonderful items we’ll be showing you right now. https://t.co/nlNjWWozrwI think we found a winner. https://t.co/5oSce1rnMjI’m gonna be live on @QVC tonight, starting at 6pm PT! I hope you’re ready to be put in the holiday spirit.Happy birthday, Bruce @Springsteen! My staff loves you so much, I call them the E Street Band. Also, when are you coming to my show?This kid is a cutie. He showed me how to cook in his puttu kutti. https://t.co/InoTlNYf5fWho knew it would be Shiney Hiney Week? https://t.co/fDkbXQPCqK https://t.co/szAutdhH1vWe can all agree it’s an important election. Now you can register to vote with a text message. Make it count. Text HELLO to 384387You can’t believe what these guys can do with $1K. @ColaneriJohn @CarrinoAnthony #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/bcm0GNI90G
9/23
2016
Happy #TBT! #HobbitDay https://t.co/mWZawmu4pHMe in #3FictionalCharacters. That was easy. https://t.co/Aje32uGqaUWerk, werk, werk, werk, werk. https://t.co/eSHiw9SStZImagine losing your home in Katrina. Then again in Baton Rouge, and still being able to smile. I love these sisters. https://t.co/qp3ZlDJEmeIf you're on https://t.co/APojFeehjF and https://t.co/codGmfrXdx and see one of my emojis, you could win a trip to my showji! Seriousji.Kate Hudson and I got in bed together. https://t.co/DDmGSmpSSQ https://t.co/FtgehxUQ90
9/22
2016
I was looking for Dory. I found someone else. https://t.co/lc56kwXllb.@Lupita_Nyongo cleared up the rumors about if she’s in the next Star Wars movie. https://t.co/f26oaCZHJf.@IMKristenBell went behind my back to make this Shiney Hiney infomercial. She also went behind her back. https://t.co/YFz3KHH1nlSenator and Vice Presidential candidate @TimKaine was here with his harmonica. https://t.co/kfdtRuC0MKI’m celebrating #InternationalDayOfPeace today. I hope for it every day. https://t.co/C30rOZxUkAHere it is! The very first episode of #TheTylerOakleyShow! I love it. @TylerOakley https://t.co/7VtPGsVqIS https://t.co/KcgBIkag0gI had a very special guest drop by with big news about #TheTylerOakleyShow! You’ll never guess who it was. https://t.co/3YXHslo1zX
9/21
2016
OMG I'm not gonna be able to sleep https://t.co/c83aHNMTmTWhen the Dalai Lama and Archbishop Desmond Tutu write a book, you gotta read it and #ShareTheJoy https://t.co/WQydH6Sr8qWe're available Friday for rehearsal. Call our people. https://t.co/jiDmcKN80YBlonde hair don’t care. https://t.co/Gfac1rZKEuShe fell asleep wearing a face peel and woke up an internet celebrity. https://t.co/UmChPJ5XVQThis bar saves lives. This lady loves it. https://t.co/M3YfEuw4xi #LaughDancePartner.@IamJohnOliver just proved why he’s one of the 25 sexiest celebrities. https://t.co/PRneL4IiGi @IamJohnOliver just proved why he’s one of the 25 sexiest celebrities. https://t.co/ztu6Epj2lXTry unseeing this. https://t.co/Po14QqQkYy https://t.co/CpoQ59IDRrMy co-host @IMKristenBell and I decided to Spice up our lives. https://t.co/XfDGbUt0lP
9/20
2016
I guess between these photos he learned how to read. https://t.co/R9Yrip5Azl
9/19
2016
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