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Host of the What the HELL Were You Thinking Podcast. Disgraced Dungeon Master. Purveyor of fine Mustache Waxes. Proud Father Guido Sarducci Cosplayer.

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@scalzi Aww hell...you earned it. That was an amazing novel. Can't wait for the next one!You DON'T say! https://t.co/l3ePqySdoF @auntbeckyrose Objectivity. You know the kind of objectivity that elected Hitler. @spookperson Also solid way to keep demons at bay. @cheerful_ExGF @ukuleledan You need a Clippy like product? It looks like you are trying to post a photo of your b… https://t.co/y2EbjpoOAL @j_arthur_bloom You lost the war. Deal with it.Yes. Of course she does. https://t.co/xrA0yn9HAA @_grendan What now? No, wait, I don't want to know...#PermitPatty https://t.co/mirAOk6mNa#PermitPatty demonstrates the fundamental problem of privileged white women. Well, that and the 53% of them who voted for Trump. @brianstelter God, I am just some jackass on the street and I knew he was full of shit yet SOMEHOW CNN puts him on… https://t.co/JlytL5x3yl @spookperson Ah, what you do not know is that Ted is the flesh incarnation of an Elder God, avatar of Nyarlathotep.… https://t.co/Qhkv15M5c2Welcome to memedom #PermitPatty https://t.co/vrvqx2CDqZ @guygavrielkay There is a direct ration to those who never travel more 50 miles from their place of birth to xenoph… https://t.co/SKxb9v3oRSThe day will come when you and your hateful ideology will be on the dustbin of history. Until then, just let me sa… https://t.co/0HnMxomV3HCatch the wave and be sitting on top of the world! https://t.co/9rxzN5nEy9Enjoy the refried beans!Huh, I would just have shit in your food. You got off light. https://t.co/jsWdFdB0Lk @cheerful_ExGF Ah! So it DID happen! @cheerful_ExGF Got mine https://t.co/ovu1b8J8K2 @RandBallsStu @TBTL There are dozens of us. DOZENS!de Blasio is out of control https://t.co/7iebN2K37Q
Retweeted by Dave *Eat At the Red Hen Lexington VA* Bledsoe @Stonekettle It is why I drink Jameson, the Irish have multiple redundancies built into the system.STOP! JUST FUCKING STOP DOING THIS! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING TOM ARNOLD MOMENT! FUCKING CHILDREN ARE IN CONCENTRATI… https://t.co/VqRP82fYbUHave you heard ‘Episode 165: Waiting for a Ghoul Like You’ by What The Hell Were You Thinking? on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/EyvAsH1LYpWe look into the history of Dear Leader Trump’s long and illustrious career in hating non-whites going all the way… https://t.co/P6EerDr9ge
6/23
2018
When family needs help and you can help, you help. @TBTL is family which is why I donated to the #tbtlathonI AM! https://t.co/fbMbIkCMe8
Retweeted by Dave *Eat At the Red Hen Lexington VA* Bledsoeyour much-needed best of the day #thiswebsiteisfree https://t.co/bD81GQZcMl
Retweeted by Dave *Eat At the Red Hen Lexington VA* Bledsoe @cheerful_ExGF No shaming! I mean, I am a *mumbles* year old dude and I recognized them so... @cheerful_ExGF I have this book "How To Talk To Your Teen About Folk Music" that you should read, because...those a… https://t.co/MOjkTfqDeS @RandBall I prefer an Uncle Clem's Cousin Kisser, hoppy with just hint of strawberry, just like my cousin.Fucking Fox News is busy promoting fascism for profit. https://t.co/5xCdsZv0MvWomp. Womp. https://t.co/HbeDjZnRsnNo. Stop it! Please, for the love of humanity just STOP! https://t.co/ZCeuhJOH8H via @thedailybeast
6/22
2018
"If you want to come to America, fuck a rich old man a few times like I did" the First Lady told the terrified and… https://t.co/4RZcu8TET2You know Jeff, have the courage of your convictions, you tiny little Klan Elf Fuck. https://t.co/dYion7uprCIt's important to remember that Melania was never an ofDonald. She's always been Serena Joy.Actually, Melania, I really do care.Some things are so fucking stupid, the HAVE to be true. #MelaniaTrump https://t.co/gOZYFqrJ2GThey cut their bog into pieces. This was their last resort. https://t.co/PQjMnIR0k0 @davidplotz Could you say they cut their bog into pieces, it was their last resort?Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn https://t.co/TJuE2uDeeuToday is the first day of my countdown to the first day of Fall. #FuckSummerHey Facebook, about that Fake News things... https://t.co/54xZuHAFhx#ShowNotes Ep 165 (This time for real) we talk about the rancid creature consuming the decaying flesh of POTUS' ass… https://t.co/Tl75jhaJU1 @scalzi I want to be college age again...Just your regular reminder that Paul Ryan should eat a bowl of dicks. https://t.co/FwcN54foIk @onlxn Well, unless you a Koch brother.This is AMAZING! https://t.co/3LmcQfRKEK @StephenKing Stupid looks smart when you are stupid. @ClaraJeffery So, just the two Departments, this one and Defense?Well, gosh darn it, what the hecking heck should I be saying Flanders? https://t.co/DEy5QHdjFd @andrew_walsh @RandBallsStu The only way to stop a bad phanatic with a hot dog cannon is a GOOD Mr Met with a bigger hot dog cannon.
6/21
2018
@Aviation_Intel POTUS Mobile KFC Distribution Vehicle. He is never more than 30 seconds from a six-piece and a side.There is two-word phrase that comes immediately into my mind... https://t.co/qYvHJ3jvDkWe will still put people in concentration camps, but we will put them in TOGETHER! #FamiliesBelongTogether https://t.co/S849iZ9Kc7 @Stonekettle No, just the best of a bad lot. @lukeburbank If there is a twister, you should hold onto Andrew, you do not want to arrive in Oz without a buddy. @scalzi Gordon Lightfoot covers for EVERYONE!My friend is learning Spanish and I want to help. I, however, do not actually SPEAK Spanish. So I am finding raunch… https://t.co/wwMwwWIrTy @maggieNYT Maggie. That ship sailed, ran into a container vessel in the harbor, sank with all hands aboard and is… https://t.co/WnQwNG1f6ZMaggie. That ship sailed, ran into a container vessel in the harbor, sank with all hands aboard and is leaking oil… https://t.co/oaZn5uKdEsAn imagined conversation between Trump supporters: "What is it now?" "Kids in cages." "We support kids in cages?"… https://t.co/jkgO2zrM1K
Retweeted by Dave *Eat At the Red Hen Lexington VA* BledsoeI've been struggling all week to find a way to make light of this tragic week. I settled on a vicious, mean-spirite… https://t.co/458w5k8jEp"IF YOU WERE A FLAG I'D HUG YOU!" https://t.co/PCpIIMt2sq
Retweeted by Dave *Eat At the Red Hen Lexington VA* Bledsoe @carolrhartsell I usually just photoshop in some abs on my selfies. @scalzi Blocked!DC fights the good fight! https://t.co/uL4PmLPbMx @scottdetrow Evergreen Feeling.Awww man, Trump canceled the Congressional cookout? Whose gonna eat all that potato salad with raisins in it now? @cheerful_ExGF https://t.co/mkxPptqjVp @cheerful_ExGF Pics or it didn't happen :) @jeffzeleny I so want to photoshop Robert Mueller into the window behind the sign...Trump to MAYBE undo thing he did and could have undone any time except he is a stupid old racist fuckwit.… https://t.co/QElm85YcRm @CLewandowski_ WE HEARD YOU DO IT! @TMobile Been a customer for years, either Lewandowski goes or I do. #WompWomp #BoycottTMobile https://t.co/hsGyd6y1D3 @scalzi It's like that Spaceballs tech where the movie is on video while still being made. @pegobry What actual mob violence might look like https://t.co/sGu2XT9tPd
6/20
2018

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