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Host of the What the HELL Were You Thinking Podcast. Vicious Drunkard and Noted Scrooge.

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Dude, if Mike Huckabee says go, you should pack up your shit Roy! https://t.co/kJdTr1AOzTOmarosa being fired from a job that not even Omarosa knew what said job was is the most 2017 thing of 2017.So long Jared. https://t.co/xBwOkqxcCG @SlateGist @pescami @KrustyBatman My grandmother served it batter dipped and pan fried. @DireWolfGrl Oh, EVERY time I cash my Soros check I do!I feel like I need to thank every Black voter in Alabama personally, or at least send a card. #ThankYouAlabama @carolrhartsell How good are you feeling today? https://t.co/9m0BjxMa8o @LPontheleft got much love from Lifehacker in the best True Crime roundup of the year. @marcusparks @BenKisselhttps://t.co/iuNb6QTdESDear White People, You're welcome. Signed, The Black Voters of Alabama #AlabamaSenateElection
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeThe Best Part of Waking Up Is: A Democrat in Jeff Sessions old seat Bannon's Molester Beaten The people of Alabama… https://t.co/zul3fSwKsQI have taken the senate seat that was in yr state and which you were probably saving for an alleged pedophile For… https://t.co/cAMfDVSHmb
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12/13
2017
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Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* Bledsoe @HenryLovesYou I usually drill a hole in my skull when that happens, just oozes outDear Alabama: If you do the right thing today I will take back like half the bad things I've said about you. #RTRI just backed Save https://t.co/CtxQnNPojh on @Kickstarter https://t.co/NIPm5PZ5I0
12/12
2017
Roy Moore- This is me in a real foxhole. I didn't care who was next to me as long as they had the American flag o… https://t.co/HJP9UAmHgr
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoePeople outside of NYC: TERRORISM!!!!! New Yorkers: Dude’s a loser with a crappy bomb who’s crowning life achievemen… https://t.co/vET4e46Mbb
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeI love New York City, guy blows himself up and we are pissed cuz he did it at rush hour. #portauthoritySafe at work #TimesSquare
12/11
2017
BREAKING NEWS: The bunny rescued from the California wildfire has been accused of sexual harrassment
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeWhen you try to sing all the parts of Bohemian Raphsody. https://t.co/yi9LePN3wg
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeApropos of nothing: https://t.co/sgUuIN4STLThis kid is all of us. And he is better than we can ever be. #KeatonJones https://t.co/QOq7f78k7D @ashleyfeinberg Oh! Sick Burn from First Grade! #OwnedCory Booker quotes: Langston Hughes, MLK Jr., Jefferson, Stokely Carmichael
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeI fucking love New York City. https://t.co/kpmDJONKsO @MBCock I fucking love New York CityOn the other hand, also a LOT of Cranberries, so it balances out.My 90's music archive has WAY too much Dave Matthews. What the hell was I thinking in the 90's?Richard Shelby is a dyed in the wool Alabama Conservative, he probably disapproves of dancing, if HE says it how mu… https://t.co/Y2BDWFMEeb
12/10
2017
@nprmonkeysee Get behind me Satan! @TVietor08 Yeah, and now we are ALL in that special hell @benjaminwittes #LockHimUp @sheboyganscan News 9 Choppers are on the scene!I can fucking die a happy man! #IfICouldWalkOnWater @ImEddieMoney https://t.co/9Zcm5VcKY1 @cheerful_ExGF I knew it!🤗 @cheerful_ExGF LOL! OK. https://t.co/kJiJsBNQJb @PineyMcknuckle YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! @cheerful_ExGF I usually clammed up when her mom was totally hot and I was into the mom. I mean, I did that just like last week...
12/9
2017
@jbouie I never really understood how revolutions started until now...The world is falling apart. So, I just play the music of my youth. @cheaptrick #TheFlame https://t.co/45LvL3sX4y @spookperson https://t.co/hCwwH8eo7hDon’t forget your Fixodent! And that you’re endorsing a pedophile! And that you’re a giant scum puppet! https://t.co/YmAUpkyb80
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* Bledsoe @Bencjacobs Well, they are fucking morons, so what can you do?Have you heard ‘Episode 139: Meandering Toward Mediocrity’ by David Bledsoe on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/wtyxezA8wLIt's OK to just be OK in the a new show of a OK podcast! https://t.co/lsubpOUNqIPublic Radio is apparently a haven for shitty men. Allegedly. https://t.co/8CljNO7tf0It looks like Gloria Allred may have tainted the Roy Moore yearbook evidence. Now all we have to go on is the othe… https://t.co/gpicsgN9lC
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* Bledsoe @pescami Look at all that space for the Show Time kids though.... @sarahkliff Yeeeeeeahhhhhh https://t.co/gy0SCjE4un @mattyglesias Whoa! Matt! Let's go crazy here! https://t.co/rmHmVHYK5oGo. Fuck, Yourself. With. A. Chainsaw. https://t.co/UhTVaIKRdo#ShowNotes Ep. 139 "Meandering Toward Mediocrity" An average show from an average podcast, and that is OK. New sho… https://t.co/IDW76TodeO
12/8
2017
If the White House told the truth. https://t.co/ToreqdtPxj
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeSadly Donny, none of these are true about you... https://t.co/fpf2r0QuLrSo many dudes looking for someone to blame for Al Franken. Yo, men, maybe you could, I dunno, blame AL FRANKEN?
12/7
2017
Seriously, thread #ALSenate https://t.co/pQagDE13j1"Freud sometimes a cigar is a just a cigar, oh yeah, well some times it's a big brown dick!" --George Carlin https://t.co/yYYrioVZZoCountdown until @realDonaldTrump Tweets about his teeth being as real as his hair...We call it: "Operation Hot Pocket" https://t.co/D95H4sV7VD via @voxdotcom @spookperson Do you go long on the yeah or the boy? Need for a mental image. @jelani9 *Trebek Voice* No, sorry, the answer we were looking for is "What are racists...racist" It's still your board Senator Sanders.*Trebek Voice* No, sorry, the answer we were looking for is "What are racists...racist" It's still your board Senat… https://t.co/VIjNV7M8os @jackshafer I usually start my Mansplain with "What you have to understand is..."🎶We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn burn motherfucker burn🎶 https://t.co/XIkArpIxLj @dwallacewells When you want the #SkirballFire to end but then find out it's gonna burn down Rupert Murdoch's house: https://t.co/y2OIkNjBdT
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* Bledsoefortunately for rupert murdoch, climate change is a myth https://t.co/gOdbeuVooQ
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* BledsoeI said Al Franken, what I can do for me, Al Franken that would be the right thing to do: and the answer was resignAhem: Awww snap! https://t.co/RDyjuAholL @Bobosphere riboflavin rallied hard at the last minute.Is that really "Breaking" or is it more like "Uh, yeah!" https://t.co/7A7DF9EbvQ
12/6
2017
@brianbeutler It's even odds on winning that bet--I can see WHY the did, just not how they sleep at night. @andrew_walsh Oh great Andrew, now I have to walk around the the day with All That She Wants running in my brain!You get $100 worth of credit against the 1 trillion dollars you transferred to the 1%. But still, you do get the hu… https://t.co/kocc65nMcr @pescami https://t.co/kC0iUHvJYGI wish there were a god, so he could tell Roy Moore to go fuck himself. https://t.co/yr1C87vJoqFootball in 2017 is cigarettes in 1960. Everyone knows. Everyone sees what's happening. But everyone keeps whistlin… https://t.co/XhtqLdfIVu
Retweeted by Dave *Veteran of a 1,000 Christmas Wars* Bledsoe @JamesFallows @mckaycoppins @Reince I would trust Reince to tell me what is wet.Huge wave of credible sexual misconduct allegations against members of Congress in the past month, but as of right… https://t.co/psjhqTdCbF
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12/5
2017

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