I can't believe people have unfollowed me just because I haven't tweeted for two years. I will return to Twitter on September 14th 2017.
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Retweeted by Greg @bad_gary Yep. That would be good. @bad_gary I need a hypnotherapist. Did you enjoy it? Find it useful/interesting? @helloitselliot Someone covered it on The Voice last week. Hence its appearance.I'm starting to like the rain. This is like Stockholm Syndrome, but with weather. @sadeagle The Chinese were created by the world's elite so to distract us. They're nothing more than an optical illusion.It's absolutely sickening how just a few rich people control so much of the world's wealth. http://t.co/yEnf8LWE @sesp @wowser @NaomiMc That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.If I had a pound for every cup of tea I've had today, I'd be disgusted. Subsidising tea-drinking isn't going to revive the economy.Many of you failed to retweet me today, which means I'll be docked pay. Thanks a lot.If anything, the sandwich was a bit too thick. Sandwich-making isn't an exact science, like love or chemistry.In answer to your questions, the filling of my sandwich is leftover cod from last night's fish and chips. I added some ketchup.David Cameron: "Twix!" Ed Miliband: "Kit Kat!" Nick Clegg: "I don't know. This is some kind of trick, isn't it? Ummm... Chomp?"I am eating a sandwich. @chummers69 7/10. Enjoyable. It helps if you've seen Thor/Captain America but it's not essential.Simon Cowell has totally ruined the Queen's speech. These days monarchs don't even write their own material. @AdamRichman You never did answer my US/UK quiz questions. I don't mind. You're a busy man."It never did stop raining," he mused from the top of his tower. He looked out over the sea at what used to be London. She walked inside. @robinince That is a heartwarming story. @NadiaShireen He is a terrible man. @drpamlynch I didn't do a queen's speech so you must be thinking of someone else.Oh no! Rod Liddle has escaped! He overpowered two guards and stole a car. I think he's going to try to drive to Mexico. DO NOT APPROACH HIM.http://t.co/9znkmtD0 At my mum's, looking through my grandfather's old magazines and journals.I heard that i gonna leave the Spurs? LOL COYS
Retweeted by Greghttp://t.co/wK311Ol3 Please retweet.The bus traces a path up Ferme Park Road. The reservoir is a fine mist of raindrops. Scott Walker sings Boy Child. I have been here before.http://t.co/Hk0x5M9A Please retweet.