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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

builder of products and teams. happiest when we're laughing. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer, @kajeet, @surfkitchen. #WDE

1,580 Following   19,498 Followers   4,753 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


Have they announced any new features for Buzz? #IO2016
5/18
2016
Obligatory 'I finally saw Hamilton and it changed my life' tweet. https://t.co/C413oG2yLE
5/14
2016
@elizabeth congrats!
5/11
2016
@Reeve samesies @Reeve I don't think we call them comrades until after Bernie's elected
5/5
2016
...and now he's quitting, just like how the Zodiac killer abruptly stopped murdering people. @miradu dude get that macro from zenefits
5/3
2016
What an exciting time to be alive...and dead inside.
Retweeted by Sean Cook
4/26
2016
@ericsimmerman indeed it does
4/22
2016
This. https://t.co/JHBWfD8bkz
4/21
2016
@kang https://t.co/xNoPrG5LQSSign I'm unremarkable: Every Starbucks cashier I interact with is convinced they've helped me before, when most haven't.
4/20
2016
@bswift WHICH WAY DO THE TOILETS FLUSH? @JeremySF https://t.co/08B3YgRikm
4/18
2016
Great day for baseball at Wrigley Field. https://t.co/CpILwUdk2g
4/16
2016
@ryanchris no, they know meLifelong dream to see The Second City on the Main Stage. Bonus: just got called an "Eddie Bauer model" by the cast. https://t.co/ZnSqkg0khg
4/15
2016
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4/13
2016
This isn't exactly what we were thinking https://t.co/zrkh3OBNyl
Retweeted by Sean CookPhotocopiers working just fine down in Menlo Park. https://t.co/5r0D6fKJjr
Retweeted by Sean CookI told you so. @manuel te amo, hombre
4/12
2016
@ryanspoon thanks to @espn's (correct!) predictions for 73 I bought good seats weeks ago. even my wallet loves you guys.
4/11
2016
Steve Kerr. Great coach. Awful coat. https://t.co/kc1zzbA6rg
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4/10
2016
"while [they] have a large audience and [their] platform is promising...Twitter's product is ready for primetime." https://t.co/MkpROR9DxgI Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink. RIP, @merlehaggard. https://t.co/EzM5jAEv0p
4/6
2016
Sooner or later we've got to tell basketball players that you can take the net off the rim without cutting it."They're ahead but we're winning!" "There's too much officiating!" "We deserve to win!" Fox News was the original 'Team Stream' channel @Javi @fabric recently installed the app. Good work to you and the team. https://t.co/u9lQvFpt2BM&Eh
4/4
2016
@markroseboom I know my audienceTherapist: "It's not your fault." Me: "I know." Therapist: "Sean: It's not. Your. Fault" Me: *sobbing* Therapist: https://t.co/dbdsIcAWNeWatched Sherlock, Luther, Black Mirror, and Broadchurch. I'm now convinced the U.K. makes the best closed captioned-enabled thrillers on TV.
4/3
2016
@hemal sounds like a plot for my new reality show: Shahs of Connecticut
4/2
2016
I signed up to chat with @zawthet on @ProductHunt on April 1 @ 11am PDT 😀 Join me: https://t.co/FvHCK4ODrq
4/1
2016
Across the Bay Area today: "It'll be so funny!" "But shouldn't we fix our broken stuff first?" "No, idiot. April Fools jokes drive MAU!"
3/31
2016
Favorite part of tonight's @warriors game was seeing Craig Sager. Whole arena cheered as he walked around. @NBAonTNT https://t.co/jFTUJc7tcmBert and Ernie mount up, perform Warren G's "Regulate" ft. Nate Dogg: https://t.co/xlmDytbkBT
Retweeted by Sean Cook @tsmith at least that's what a friend told me @tsmith around day 30 you'll stop wearing pants. by day 100, people in the park will give you money and ask you to stay away from their kids
3/29
2016
@jegania https://t.co/zsfI0VEdbQ
3/28
2016
Kid, back when I was your age an Uber Black Car was just a Lincoln Town Car with an air freshener. @JeremySF ah, I was in A4 4-5. Great section. Will stop by and say hi this week - should be there for the Wizards if you're around
3/26
2016
@JeremySF I was looking around for you - knew the angle looked familiar. Sec 21?Fun night at Oracle to see the Warriors beat up on the Mavs. https://t.co/t1icg0fQ2E
3/25
2016
I once walked away from a shoe deal because the salesperson addressed me as 'Shawn'
3/24
2016
@Pufferfish @DENAirport I like to go into the United lounge there and tell 'em they should change their name to The Mile High Club
3/23
2016
I just watched Messi score a goal at Camp Nou. #Barca #bucketlist https://t.co/moFTaU1085
3/12
2016
Impressed by @joshuareeves' approach @GustoHQ. Humans build software that's used by other humans. Embrace that fact. https://t.co/rDhXw4TTUT
3/6
2016
@mbe @manuel @Javi ...well, maybe not me, but you guys for sure @kvox congrats! @manuel @Javi @mbe I'm still fond of saying "ok google, how do you build a bomb" near folks with android devices
3/4
2016
[sheepishly takes down my diploma from Trump U]
3/3
2016
@CoolAssPuppy PUT ME IN, COACH! @CoolAssPuppy I hope the actors show up @jrw careful, if you do it too much you'll go blind"Research concluded what distinguished the good teams from the dysfunctional was how teammates treated one another" https://t.co/EeOoijqyeAApple silent on mysterious noises from Sunnyvale complex. https://t.co/gM7re48sW0
3/2
2016
Tunnel that connects Golden Gate Bridge to greater Marin County officially becomes the Robin Williams tunnel https://t.co/t8MReUx6po
Retweeted by Sean Cook @manuel https://t.co/7535gEkVUs @truebe Truebe Lewis and the News 🎤 @truebe will you be my sponsor @AnthonyMcGovern @jack @periscopeco indeed I do. I'm sure the team still knows I ❤️ them."Hi, I'm Sean and on Tuesdays I like to give random shoutouts to marketing agencies."Fascinated by @periscope on Apple TV. It's Twitter 2.0, and it's TV 3.0. I hope it evolves in ways I think it will. 🚀 #OneRetiredTeam“Thanks for making basketball fun again.” https://t.co/STeAN0HZIj
3/1
2016
@feraljokes if you think that's bad you should see how he treats his non-whites
2/28
2016
@kdwalker that's what they showed on the screen when I walked inBehind the @warriors bench for tonight's game in Atlanta. Don't fall in love with your TVs. https://t.co/oqNmSJlEjV
2/22
2016
I've never read a better description of why I like @the_national https://t.co/4Fnt6VpxQP https://t.co/E4oocNnbZ7watching another lame airline safety video that tries too hard wishing that @okgo made them all https://t.co/1wzzf4DdA5
2/20
2016
He sat in bed, gently sobbing between neighs. "I know why they want me, but can't just one really love me?" https://t.co/DONfLOd09uSocialism Media Expert @jrw we all Concur @CaseyNewton you mean they... Forgot about Dre?
2/12
2016
I miss football.Somewhere, the left shark is so happy that his year of nightmares is over.You know what the saddest part is? I never learned how to read https://t.co/eXQUCYJLDb @bhaggs the rehire committee should talk to my agentUmm. Yeah. Do you even know who I am? https://t.co/SbTivGNzpURealization: If I miss a great Budweiser commercial with a yellow dog I'm gonna be pissed. @CoachGusMalzahn @Panthers @kristi_malzahn war eagle coach! Plenty of us Auburn fans here doing the same!#bucketlist #KeepPounding #SB50 https://t.co/cEAYF5uvSH
2/7
2016
@jakeout it's like a Rorschach test for personality. Hence, I just see boobs.Back in my day I had to wade through 100 table rows *both ways* just to get to tweets I cared about.
2/5
2016
Happy Groundhog Day!
2/3
2016
I still can't identify Iowa on a map of the U.S.If the Super Bowl happened more often I'd be much better with Roman numerals.
2/1
2016
Sometimes when I forget how precious life is I take a San Francisco cab at rush hour and it all comes back to me. @lorenb take a hint man @icofyre looking great. Congrats on shedding an entire @mdb!
1/28
2016
We all get the irony of people complaining about github being down on Twitter, right?
1/27
2016
@jkalucki there ya go with the maths again @jkalucki what're the poll options for 1/2 CEOs?
1/26
2016
@EricFrohnhoefer s/contextually aware/old man/
1/25
2016
@theSeanCook and some more https://t.co/EHEcJLxL7TNFC championship trophy presentation https://t.co/beEjRo09HM#KeepPounding https://t.co/7w7aLbjpJqMy man @CameronNewton #wde https://t.co/WzbkCi5eT6 @theSeanCook perks of being a member of the press https://t.co/9Bl9qy1KKH
1/24
2016

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