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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

co-founder @harness_ai. previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE

1,665 Following   19,327 Followers   4,963 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


Sometimes I like to drive to the edge of Austin’s city limits and think about how awesome it would be to have a concert there.
4/20
2018
Sometimes I like to listen to the Westworld soundtrack and pretend I’m having an existential crisis in a bar in the 1800s
4/4
2018
@truebe Are you playing football there?
4/3
2018
It’s hard not to take this personally, @netflix. https://t.co/SgQq828NJS @tapbot_paul It starts good, but by the end it just repeats the same notes over and over
4/2
2018
Santa Monica’s ad campaign for me is totally working. https://t.co/NQyYySKXQp
4/1
2018
Mark Zuckerberg Prepares For Congressional Testimony By Poring Over Lawmakers’ Personal Data https://t.co/oMsNkKRIlF https://t.co/kK20xtYCES
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3/28
2018
@6pintsofkramer Nice.
3/24
2018
@episod I still have favorite playlist that are titled “Episod Says”. Adding this. @bhaggs @design @Twitter Let’s fly @bhaggs @design @Twitter Congrats, man. I dare you to pitch T1 at the next @design meeting.DST is awesome. The clock on the wall I’ve been repeatedly asked to change for months is finally correct again.
3/12
2018
If you want to feel good, brainstorm it. If you want to appear good, test it. If you want to know if you’re any good, ship it.
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3/8
2018
So proud of @AuburnMBB @coachbrucepearl on winning the SEC Championship. Congrats! Party like its 1999!
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3/3
2018
@6pintsofkramer To be fair that does sound like a pretty boss party
2/27
2018
@Craig__Stevens Great Cake reference. Also, I need to party with more goats.
2/18
2018
Rolling with @carichampion @kingjames: https://t.co/uRkwepGMc0 https://t.co/cmEE5YHpef
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2/15
2018
I bet it’s hard to be a Grateful Dead fan if you don’t like tie-died shirts.
1/25
2018
We're saddened by the passing of iconic college football voice, Keith Jackson. Listen to his call of "Bo Over the… https://t.co/cyusyH0V2i
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1/13
2018
Sidewalks and curbs apparently celebrate Christmas two weeks after the rest of us. https://t.co/xUy48JYN44
1/3
2018
I’m glad we can now say “Happy Nuclear Armageddon!” again without offending any one.
1/2
2017
Happy Haole Days! https://t.co/XzaFBIXAaH
12/30
2017
Sommeliers are just really classy drug dealers.
12/26
2017
@messl I’m not proud of what I’ve become.For fun last night I parked my rental car in a neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
12/25
2017
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from hell Blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field From a cold steel r… https://t.co/BI6wsRw6MY
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12/10
2017
“I worship the people who survived.” NYC FM Radio Stations the Night John Lennon Died https://t.co/kfTLvVIiq1
12/8
2017
@SeanAstin @BigSean I know the feeling...
12/7
2017
Now is when every one else finds out what the audience has always known: Prince Harry lied about going to Harvard… https://t.co/iYQUOtK0Mm
11/27
2017
Giggling at the English press reporting of last night’s rolling the oaks 😂 Fans completely cover playing field in m… https://t.co/N8D39wm2tS
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11/26
2017
Alabama is now trending. I guess the afternoon shift at Wal-Mart is over. @6pintsofkramer That’s right.I haven’t seen anyone in an Alabama jersey go down that easy since I took Terry Saban out for a nice steak dinner.The SEC 🐐 @DanielCarlson38 https://t.co/wS5AfRFXCr
11/25
2017
@coryb Heck yeah. If it has a holder for a grande latte I’m inDoes this mean every yuppie is gonna run out and buy a semi now?
11/16
2017
Oh cool, it’s sumo wrestling. Let’s watch a little. (1 hour later) This is really interesting. I had no idea it… https://t.co/QGO1fmyX3y
11/13
2017
Congratulations @AuburnFootball @CoachGusMalzahn on an EPIC win! Couldn’t be prouder. See you in 2 weeks. WDE! #Auburn
Retweeted by Sean CookYou know things are going well for a team when its defense is dancing before the play. https://t.co/T1O7p5EGDA
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11/11
2017
Actually, the current pronunciation is Comcast Ten-finity
11/6
2017
I wonder if Steve’s Bike shop is hiring...
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11/2
2017
Hey @NASA @neiltyson @BillNye We had a rough flight to say the least. 30000 feet in the air. Flying to chicago.… https://t.co/dx2uyjbD8D
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10/28
2017
If iPhones came out more often I’d be much better at Roman numerals.
10/26
2017
Giving an intro ML workshop with @theSeanCook. Thanks for organizing, @codepath, and thanks for hosting @OpenTable! https://t.co/Uf7Yb2ip1M
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10/17
2017
It’s only a matter of time before Twitter pivots to autonomous clown cars.
10/12
2017
@vespug Same. https://t.co/4uSuomaQX8
10/11
2017
@ryanchris It was a tequila sunrise out here https://t.co/LDMTqGl1dJ
10/7
2017
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10/2
2017
The struggle is real. https://t.co/bWcJmInoshKid when I was your age we were able to start World War 3 with only 140 characters. @tyip @MeganYip @YipRanch Good album choice
9/26
2017
@beersy Ah man. Can't believe it's been 10 years. Great article.Forest fires. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Floods. Has anyone checked to see if North America was built on an Indian burial ground?
9/8
2017
Who is the umpire? He deserves great praise for how he expertly handled a unique situation with warmth and professi… https://t.co/JW5w2wg2Vy
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9/2
2017
Wrote something with @theseancook about ARKit, ARCore, and the real platform at stake. https://t.co/fyVzDk4Vti
Retweeted by Sean CookApple's AR Interface Guidelines: https://t.co/zAhDnKonTw
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8/30
2017
.@theSeanCook and I put together an ARKit demo in a weekend. It's crazy how much they give you. https://t.co/OFP5TYE5P2
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8/29
2017
@6pintsofkramer “Enough already with the pirouettes. You’re not fooling anyone!!!”
8/27
2017
@jrw I miss when we just tweeted about breakfast @tapbot_paul no way. i only use those on medium. @tapbot_paul [slow clap]kid, if you think things are bad today wait 'til i tell you about that time in the 90s when everyone pretended to be in to swing dancing
8/25
2017
New blog post: A peek inside Core ML https://t.co/mXnfoyV9Ay
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8/21
2017
a watched convolutional neural network never learns @Javi @taramann It’s the latter.
8/19
2017
Above it. https://t.co/nDXbsnQ4zi
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7/24
2017
Loved watching Jim when I was in DC. Great guy and a great newscaster. RIP. https://t.co/WSDZiaQFgX
7/22
2017
“How HBO’s Silicon Valley built ‘Not Hotdog’ with mobile TensorFlow, Keras & React Native” by @timanglade https://t.co/4REzerE3eC
6/26
2017
Every few years while walking around San Francisco I see something that makes me stop and think, “What is the plural of ‘penis’”?
6/25
2017
@MarcRichards Tell him you won’t stand for that Nomar @6pintsofkramer Saw this yesterday and I’m still trying to think of a good Jonestown joke @zachmay nope, didn't know that. i used to think it was funny to use my handle in example code until i woke up to l… https://t.co/lV5ol7Bp0o
6/23
2017
Jeff Sessions hasn’t been this mad on TV since he showed up to a taping of Crossfire and found out they weren’t really burning crosses.
6/13
2017
@danpfeiffer Let me buy you a beer!Lot of men in the Bay are gonna be called @KDTrey5 tonight.
6/12
2017
@parrotgeek1 yeah, i caught that too. i actually made this during the keynote when i hadn't noticed the new UI chan… https://t.co/uWJ8PuEblC @tolar not this year. prefer my summers bone chillingly cold so i stayed in SF. you coming up here at all? @parrotgeek1 i know, i know. <insert something about being able to edit tweets here>My favorite new feature in iOS 11 https://t.co/wNiTNWzZs1
6/6
2017

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