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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

co-founder @harness_ai. previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE

1,661 Following   19,681 Followers   4,942 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


So, so you think you can tell Heaven from hell Blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field From a cold steel r… https://t.co/BI6wsRw6MY
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12/10
2017
“I worship the people who survived.” NYC FM Radio Stations the Night John Lennon Died https://t.co/kfTLvVIiq1
12/8
2017
@SeanAstin @BigSean I know the feeling...
12/7
2017
Now is when every one else finds out what the audience has always known: Prince Harry lied about going to Harvard… https://t.co/iYQUOtK0Mm
11/27
2017
Giggling at the English press reporting of last night’s rolling the oaks 😂 Fans completely cover playing field in m… https://t.co/N8D39wm2tS
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11/26
2017
Alabama is now trending. I guess the afternoon shift at Wal-Mart is over. @6pintsofkramer That’s right.I haven’t seen anyone in an Alabama jersey go down that easy since I took Terry Saban out for a nice steak dinner.The SEC 🐐 @DanielCarlson38 https://t.co/wS5AfRFXCr
11/25
2017
@coryb Heck yeah. If it has a holder for a grande latte I’m inDoes this mean every yuppie is gonna run out and buy a semi now?
11/16
2017
Oh cool, it’s sumo wrestling. Let’s watch a little. (1 hour later) This is really interesting. I had no idea it… https://t.co/QGO1fmyX3y
11/13
2017
Congratulations @AuburnFootball @CoachGusMalzahn on an EPIC win! Couldn’t be prouder. See you in 2 weeks. WDE! #Auburn
Retweeted by Sean CookYou know things are going well for a team when its defense is dancing before the play. https://t.co/T1O7p5EGDA
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11/11
2017
Actually, the current pronunciation is Comcast Ten-finity
11/6
2017
I wonder if Steve’s Bike shop is hiring...
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11/2
2017
Hey @NASA @neiltyson @BillNye We had a rough flight to say the least. 30000 feet in the air. Flying to chicago.… https://t.co/dx2uyjbD8D
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10/28
2017
If iPhones came out more often I’d be much better at Roman numerals.
10/26
2017
Giving an intro ML workshop with @theSeanCook. Thanks for organizing, @codepath, and thanks for hosting @OpenTable! https://t.co/Uf7Yb2ip1M
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10/17
2017
It’s only a matter of time before Twitter pivots to autonomous clown cars.
10/12
2017
@vespug Same. https://t.co/4uSuomaQX8
10/11
2017
@ryanchris It was a tequila sunrise out here https://t.co/LDMTqGl1dJ
10/7
2017
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10/2
2017
The struggle is real. https://t.co/bWcJmInoshKid when I was your age we were able to start World War 3 with only 140 characters. @tyip @MeganYip @YipRanch Good album choice
9/26
2017
@beersy Ah man. Can't believe it's been 10 years. Great article.Forest fires. Hurricanes. Earthquakes. Floods. Has anyone checked to see if North America was built on an Indian burial ground?
9/8
2017
Who is the umpire? He deserves great praise for how he expertly handled a unique situation with warmth and professi… https://t.co/JW5w2wg2Vy
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9/2
2017
Wrote something with @theseancook about ARKit, ARCore, and the real platform at stake. https://t.co/fyVzDk4Vti
Retweeted by Sean CookApple's AR Interface Guidelines: https://t.co/zAhDnKonTw
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8/30
2017
.@theSeanCook and I put together an ARKit demo in a weekend. It's crazy how much they give you. https://t.co/OFP5TYE5P2
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8/29
2017
@6pintsofkramer “Enough already with the pirouettes. You’re not fooling anyone!!!”
8/27
2017
@jrw I miss when we just tweeted about breakfast @tapbot_paul no way. i only use those on medium. @tapbot_paul [slow clap]kid, if you think things are bad today wait 'til i tell you about that time in the 90s when everyone pretended to be in to swing dancing
8/25
2017
New blog post: A peek inside Core ML https://t.co/mXnfoyV9Ay
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8/21
2017
a watched convolutional neural network never learns @Javi @taramann It’s the latter.
8/19
2017
Above it. https://t.co/nDXbsnQ4zi
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7/24
2017
Loved watching Jim when I was in DC. Great guy and a great newscaster. RIP. https://t.co/WSDZiaQFgX
7/22
2017
“How HBO’s Silicon Valley built ‘Not Hotdog’ with mobile TensorFlow, Keras & React Native” by @timanglade https://t.co/4REzerE3eC
6/26
2017
Every few years while walking around San Francisco I see something that makes me stop and think, “What is the plural of ‘penis’”?
6/25
2017
@MarcRichards Tell him you won’t stand for that Nomar @6pintsofkramer Saw this yesterday and I’m still trying to think of a good Jonestown joke @zachmay nope, didn't know that. i used to think it was funny to use my handle in example code until i woke up to l… https://t.co/lV5ol7Bp0o
6/23
2017
Jeff Sessions hasn’t been this mad on TV since he showed up to a taping of Crossfire and found out they weren’t really burning crosses.
6/13
2017
@danpfeiffer Let me buy you a beer!Lot of men in the Bay are gonna be called @KDTrey5 tonight.
6/12
2017
@parrotgeek1 yeah, i caught that too. i actually made this during the keynote when i hadn't noticed the new UI chan… https://t.co/uWJ8PuEblC @tolar not this year. prefer my summers bone chillingly cold so i stayed in SF. you coming up here at all? @parrotgeek1 i know, i know. <insert something about being able to edit tweets here>My favorite new feature in iOS 11 https://t.co/wNiTNWzZs1
6/6
2017
@JoshConstine @inafried those methods should still be supported @mgrooves Yep, that's what it looks like @apetresc Yep, I'm sure it's tied to itEnd of an era https://t.co/YL9fNt38xATim: "We have all of these leftover Mac Pro cases. What can we use them for?" Phil: "Hold my beer."
6/5
2017
The MJ-LeBron debate is everywhere https://t.co/mryCRjeDmR
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5/29
2017
@sandofsky Yeah, but Pence really isn't any better
5/20
2017
Got a spare 5 minutes? Listen to this absolutely gorgeous rendition of Nothing Compares To You by Chris Cornell ❤️ https://t.co/uUcShVPAys
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5/18
2017
Saw #breaking2 trending and secretly hoped that @BryanCranston and @aaronpaul_8 were coming back to save us from 2017
5/6
2017
@bolton Are you checking UIApplication.shared.isRegisteredForRemoteNotifications before attempting to register?
5/4
2017
@dannykanell Good luck man
5/3
2017
The only Austrian I've ever loved, @messl https://t.co/wJrwq0QapP @AMeyers122 @NathanCHubbard https://t.co/nRi0kqC6ZL looked this up recently. Thought missing #s were for fight club.
4/28
2017
@isaach @mikeindustries If you view it on the Apple watch it just says <aluminum />
4/24
2017
Roughly translated, "Las Vegas" means "indoor smokers."
4/22
2017
now my juicer *really* doesn't work
4/21
2017
Dance like no one's looking. Except Thom Yorke. And make that dude proud.Made my tax checks out to "Mar-a-Lago" to hopefully make it easier on the IRS' accountants.
4/18
2017
No one told me when I was 14 that Fake Plastic Trees would make a lot more sense at 35.
4/17
2017
Producers in Hollywood are already deciding which white actor they'll get to play the United passenger
4/10
2017
I'll still order Twitter Heavy at the bar.Dude, if I had an aerial sight-seeing company I'd totally call it NorCal Hellacopters.
4/5
2017
@hemal @aunder @nuzzel Do it. The Shahs of Silicon Valley @hemal @aunder You're my new @nuzzel @hemal 1 to drink
4/4
2017

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