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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

co-founder @ something new. venture partner @signiavc. cto @ciyp. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE

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Joined Twitter 5/9/09


They're so good I like to listen to Bob Fitzgerald and @uograd66 even when I'm at the game https://t.co/QtzEH37doHFirst Warriors game 🏀 as a CA resident with @theSeanCook! https://t.co/7fCNXgWhnL
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2/25
2017
@6pintsofkramer I hear golf digest already listed him as champion
2/21
2017
I bet weather forecasters are really good at small talk.
2/11
2017
@TRUEBE "Your your pun on 'gaol' makes sense to me" - an Irishman @hemal ...when i come back like jordan, wearin the 4-5, it ain't to play games with you. it's to make up for gross TWTR losses. @hemal don't ever subtweet me again, Shah
2/10
2017
@ryanchris as long as it wasn't Wrong Way to his little girl I think you've got to let it go. If it was, then go ahead and beat him down.
2/4
2017
My one criteria for investing in high-growth tech companies: Do they serve Hint Water to employees?
2/2
2017
I hope she names one Jay and the other Zed @rallat ¿
2/1
2017
@mdb ...it wasn't until we got to Houston that I realized I brought the *wrong* Falcons to the game
1/31
2017
"I'm in love with the shape of U!" - @edsheeran learning his ABCs
1/30
2017
On shuttle bus to airport: "You live in California? Do you know a guy named Mike Pavlov?" Me: "No, but his name rings a bell." Crickets.
1/29
2017
@inafried congrats, Ina!
1/27
2017
@Pufferfish @TheDon https://t.co/qhzjPtdxos
1/21
2017
That John Denver's full of shit, man. @MikeFurtak @hemal looks just like the one on my upper thigh @bswift @hemal i'm sorry you had to find out this way @adamvduke @hemal I deleted my first three responses #growth @hemal congrats dude @hemal 8/ Sean, I'll never forget our long walks, hand-in-hand, through the park. You mean the world to me. I love you. @6pintsofkramer we can hopeOn a more positive note, I bet we're gonna get a great @radiohead album out of this.
1/20
2017
https://t.co/fiEr89Q9ei @sandofsky @manuel if we both ride on Alaskan are we Eskimo brothers?
1/19
2017
"...just cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothing to say." -@drivebytruckers
1/16
2017
@SciencePorn cc: @eniacvc
1/14
2017
I haven't seen anyone in an Alabama jersey go down this easy since I took Terry Saban out for a nice steak dinner.
1/9
2017
@sippey @fromedome courage
1/6
2017
@carllawson55 give 'em hell, man. Good luck. WDE.
1/4
2017
@rallat don't tell us how it ends
1/3
2017
Typical @OU_Football fan. https://t.co/TdUB8fAZruReminder: Joe Mixon punched a woman in the face and kept his scholarship at @OU_Football. Clearly @BobStoopsFBCamp preps men for the NFL.That's my dog @DanielCarlson38
1/2
2016
Happy 1984 to all the hipsters out there.Urban Meyer Weiner.
12/31
2016
[shows opened hand] You guys are way up here! (points to fingers) ...But you should be here! (points to palm) - inside the @UMich OL huddle
12/30
2016
Multiple requests for comment from the Wicked Witch of the East went unanswered. https://t.co/TMNffHFnQI
12/29
2016
For fun last night I parked my rental car in the neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
12/25
2016
World to Carrie Fisher: "We love you." Carrie Fisher: "I know."
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12/24
2016
Why are vampires always so hot in movies? Like, how do they get ready in the morning? I can use a mirror and I'm like a 4/10 on a good day.
12/13
2016
@niw I just got one. Works great so far. Seen improvements over my old Apple wifi.
12/11
2016
@Uno_Kam I'm happy for you man. We know that you're a special talent with an NFL career in front if you. WDE.
12/10
2016
In America, politics are like soccer. Every 4 years we get excited, try to learn the players' names and pretend that we know the rules.
12/9
2016
@EricFrohnhoefer damn Twitter HQ has changed
11/22
2016
Lies, damn lies, and @SwiftLang compiler errors.Courage. https://t.co/tFyntUk8lJ
11/15
2016
Air Jordan logos on football uniforms make as much sense as when I had a little alligator on my chess team shirt.
11/5
2016
Russell Westbrook was sitting in the locker room before this game, listening to Taylor Swift and cutting KD out of their team photos
11/3
2016
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11/2
2016
Someone once looked out the window of a subway car and said, "Look at that grimy tile! That's exactly the look I want in my new kitchen!"
11/1
2016
SAY ALUMINUM
10/27
2016
I will find you.
10/24
2016
Still cursed on spelling, thoughIn April, my dad and I sat behind home plate after lunch and drinks at the Billy Goat Tavern. My birthday is 10/22.… https://t.co/XmLPZuelSfGreat seats to watch my Tigers obliterate Arkansas. War Damn Eagle. https://t.co/EUGPYSAAg4 @6pintsofkramer indoor plumbing is still an oddity round there. I don't expect them to be phasedJust shared an elevator with @BoJackson. It was like any other elevator ride except it would run your ass over if you got in its way.
10/22
2016
Proud to be back @AuburnU this week to speak with students. #wde https://t.co/567Bswa83x @TigerCage_AU it's my pleasure. thanks for all that you're doing for AU students!
10/20
2016
@TRUEBE is the address still on No Ducking Way? @TRUEBE AT YOUR DUCKFARM @TRUEBE So, will you sell me one? @TRUEBE what, I've been drinkinOne day I'm gonna own a duck farm just so I can type "I don't give a duck" on my phone and not curse autocorrect.
10/17
2016
@jstpierre sounds like they were playing a trick on the American at the bar. Trump's warned us about this.
10/15
2016
.@Inc covers Scoop + our groundbreaking partnership with #sanmateo and #fostercity. Read + share! https://t.co/Bc8ULVHV1W
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10/13
2016
What is ROLL TIDE? https://t.co/LuBeVEeGfB
Retweeted by Sean CookGreat time seeing old friends @TwitterBoston. https://t.co/a8Cwow3WhxFact: Paul Revere was the last decent driver in Boston.
10/10
2016
In Boston for the weekend. The whole town is celebrating like their Uncle Tommy is coming home from prison this Sunday. @6pintsofkramer @blakeells my mom once ironed a pleat in my JNCOs. I was quite the alternateen
10/7
2016
@Javi congrats! Can you get me verified?The worst part of having jury duty is that all of these jerks act like they've already heard my Paulie Shore jokes.
10/3
2016
Make up your mind... Decide to walk with me Around the lake tonight Around the lake tonight @zachmay I can't really believe itOh Hail Mary, thUGA.
10/1
2016
I bet Angel has a hard time on Valentine's Day. https://t.co/wTff4Dpblc
9/30
2016

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