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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

builder of products and teams. happiest when we're laughing. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer, @kajeet, @surfkitchen. #WDE

1,586 Following   19,512 Followers   4,783 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


FOOTBALL
8/26
2016
@_Jordan @Sommer indeed. big fan of @layer. let me know if i can answer any questions or put you in touch with them.
8/15
2016
Kevin Greene on his Auburn teammate Bo Jackson: 'He ran my ass over. He ran a lot of asses over.'
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8/6
2016
Overall feeling after watching the #OpeningCeremony: I hate Tom Brady.
8/5
2016
"Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel." - a contestant on Hawaiian Wheel of Fortune
8/4
2016
@blakeells see also: https://t.co/3qwPAlTdjM
7/27
2016
Back in my day all it took to get someone verified was giving @omid a plate of bacon and a smile.
7/19
2016
I secretly loathe Christmas stores that are open year-round but I watch Love Actually any time it's on TV. @keltonlynn Congrats and best of luck. Love you, man. @miradu in that case I really hope there's a Care Bears AR game on the horizon
7/15
2016
Conway's Law. https://t.co/5zHtymgNcL
7/14
2016
.@KDTrey5: "In this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach... San Francisco" https://t.co/KZAQNbH9kMHappy birthday, Tom Cruise.Kevin Durant makes his free agency announcement. https://t.co/fA5ievVZwN https://t.co/urr4Ov6tOG
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7/4
2016
I'm starting a band that plays post-punk new wave goth rock exclusively at summertime birthday parties. We're called "The Cure for Cancers".
6/22
2016
@SheetalJaitly ...and those two blurred is what I call a "sheetal" ;)
6/21
2016
Weโ€™re proud to represent @CONCACAF in the #CopaAmerica semifinals.
Retweeted by Sean Cook.@Cristiano's lack of goals in #EURO2016 is disappointing but I feel better about myself when he doesn't have a reason to take his shirt off @jmwhittaker bots can't feel confusion
6/18
2016
Steve Kerr: "'Lebron' is actually French for 'The Bronie'. Not creepy at all, if you're into that type of thing."
6/16
2016
@EShy @NBA yeah, I'm sure they do. Still feels good to complain :) @binder the @Indians were gracious enough to give my @Braves their World Series back in 95. If Kyrie can pitch they should call him. @binder you guys still have the @Browns man. Not fair.Adam Silver and the @NBA got their wish. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธhttps://t.co/X5oZfmprJ5
6/13
2016
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6/12
2016
3 of the product hunt top 5 are ex-Twitter joints. Proud of @iano @dougw and @sm https://t.co/R7lfp8oSC2
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6/9
2016
Laughed at this headline then realized that MySpace still has more users than Twitter and now I'm not laughing. https://t.co/0wi36nhvfb
6/1
2016
Steve Kerr on why Steph Curry's toughness continues to be questioned... https://t.co/PbvOQuEX7N
Retweeted by Sean CookOn nights like tonight, I like to think the fog horns are saying "ohhhhhh" while watching @StephenCurry30 highlights.I'd like to dedicate this game 7 victory to the Oklahoma City lawmakers. You suck at life and your team does too. https://t.co/jpGAUpUDtg
5/30
2016
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5/28
2016
@6pintsofkramer I know! They should've Hodor'ed Pacey.I don't think I ever truly recovered from the series finale of Dawson's Creek.
5/25
2016
Have they announced any new features for Buzz? #IO2016
5/18
2016
Obligatory 'I finally saw Hamilton and it changed my life' tweet. https://t.co/C413oG2yLE
5/14
2016
@elizabeth congrats!
5/11
2016
@Reeve samesies @Reeve I don't think we call them comrades until after Bernie's elected
5/5
2016
...and now he's quitting, just like how the Zodiac killer abruptly stopped murdering people. @miradu dude get that macro from zenefits
5/3
2016
What an exciting time to be alive...and dead inside.
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4/26
2016
@ericsimmerman indeed it does
4/22
2016
This. https://t.co/JHBWfD8bkz
4/21
2016
@kang https://t.co/xNoPrG5LQSSign I'm unremarkable: Every Starbucks cashier I interact with is convinced they've helped me before, when most haven't.
4/20
2016
@bswift WHICH WAY DO THE TOILETS FLUSH? @JeremySF https://t.co/08B3YgRikm
4/18
2016
Great day for baseball at Wrigley Field. https://t.co/CpILwUdk2g
4/16
2016
@ryanchris no, they know meLifelong dream to see The Second City on the Main Stage. Bonus: just got called an "Eddie Bauer model" by the cast. https://t.co/ZnSqkg0khg
4/15
2016
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4/13
2016
This isn't exactly what we were thinking https://t.co/zrkh3OBNyl
Retweeted by Sean CookPhotocopiers working just fine down in Menlo Park. https://t.co/5r0D6fKJjr
Retweeted by Sean CookI told you so. @manuel te amo, hombre
4/12
2016
@ryanspoon thanks to @espn's (correct!) predictions for 73 I bought good seats weeks ago. even my wallet loves you guys.
4/11
2016
Steve Kerr. Great coach. Awful coat. https://t.co/kc1zzbA6rg
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4/10
2016
"while [they] have a large audience and [their] platform is promising...Twitter's product is ready for primetime." https://t.co/MkpROR9DxgI Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink. RIP, @merlehaggard. https://t.co/EzM5jAEv0p
4/6
2016
Sooner or later we've got to tell basketball players that you can take the net off the rim without cutting it."They're ahead but we're winning!" "There's too much officiating!" "We deserve to win!" Fox News was the original 'Team Stream' channel @Javi @fabric recently installed the app. Good work to you and the team. https://t.co/u9lQvFpt2BM&Eh
4/4
2016
@markroseboom I know my audienceTherapist: "It's not your fault." Me: "I know." Therapist: "Sean: It's not. Your. Fault" Me: *sobbing* Therapist: https://t.co/dbdsIcAWNeWatched Sherlock, Luther, Black Mirror, and Broadchurch. I'm now convinced the U.K. makes the best closed captioned-enabled thrillers on TV.
4/3
2016
@hemal sounds like a plot for my new reality show: Shahs of Connecticut
4/2
2016
I signed up to chat with @zawthet on @ProductHunt on April 1 @ 11am PDT ๐Ÿ˜€ Join me: https://t.co/FvHCK4ODrq
4/1
2016
Across the Bay Area today: "It'll be so funny!" "But shouldn't we fix our broken stuff first?" "No, idiot. April Fools jokes drive MAU!"
3/31
2016
Favorite part of tonight's @warriors game was seeing Craig Sager. Whole arena cheered as he walked around. @NBAonTNT https://t.co/jFTUJc7tcmBert and Ernie mount up, perform Warren G's "Regulate" ft. Nate Dogg: https://t.co/xlmDytbkBT
Retweeted by Sean Cook @tsmith at least that's what a friend told me @tsmith around day 30 you'll stop wearing pants. by day 100, people in the park will give you money and ask you to stay away from their kids
3/29
2016
@jegania https://t.co/zsfI0VEdbQ
3/28
2016
Kid, back when I was your age an Uber Black Car was just a Lincoln Town Car with an air freshener. @JeremySF ah, I was in A4 4-5. Great section. Will stop by and say hi this week - should be there for the Wizards if you're around
3/26
2016
@JeremySF I was looking around for you - knew the angle looked familiar. Sec 21?Fun night at Oracle to see the Warriors beat up on the Mavs. https://t.co/t1icg0fQ2E
3/25
2016
I once walked away from a shoe deal because the salesperson addressed me as 'Shawn'
3/24
2016
@Pufferfish @DENAirport I like to go into the United lounge there and tell 'em they should change their name to The Mile High Club
3/23
2016
I just watched Messi score a goal at Camp Nou. #Barca #bucketlist https://t.co/moFTaU1085
3/12
2016
Impressed by @joshuareeves' approach @GustoHQ. Humans build software that's used by other humans. Embrace that fact. https://t.co/rDhXw4TTUT
3/6
2016
@mbe @manuel @Javi ...well, maybe not me, but you guys for sure @kvox congrats! @manuel @Javi @mbe I'm still fond of saying "ok google, how do you build a bomb" near folks with android devices
3/4
2016
[sheepishly takes down my diploma from Trump U]
3/3
2016
@CoolAssPuppy PUT ME IN, COACH! @CoolAssPuppy I hope the actors show up @jrw careful, if you do it too much you'll go blind"Research concluded what distinguished the good teams from the dysfunctional was how teammates treated one another" https://t.co/EeOoijqyeAApple silent on mysterious noises from Sunnyvale complex. https://t.co/gM7re48sW0
3/2
2016
Tunnel that connects Golden Gate Bridge to greater Marin County officially becomes the Robin Williams tunnel https://t.co/t8MReUx6po
Retweeted by Sean Cook @manuel https://t.co/7535gEkVUs @truebe Truebe Lewis and the News ๐ŸŽค @truebe will you be my sponsor @AnthonyMcGovern @jack @periscopeco indeed I do. I'm sure the team still knows I โค๏ธ them."Hi, I'm Sean and on Tuesdays I like to give random shoutouts to marketing agencies."Fascinated by @periscope on Apple TV. It's Twitter 2.0, and it's TV 3.0. I hope it evolves in ways I think it will. ๐Ÿš€ #OneRetiredTeam
3/1
2016

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