co-founder @ something new. venture partner @signiavc. cto @ciyp. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE
@6pintsofkramer I hear golf digest already listed him as champion
I bet weather forecasters are really good at small talk.
@ryanchris as long as it wasn't Wrong Way to his little girl I think you've got to let it go. If it was, then go ahead and beat him down.
My one criteria for investing in high-growth tech companies: Do they serve Hint Water to employees?
I hope she names one Jay and the other Zed @rallat ¿
@mdb ...it wasn't until we got to Houston that I realized I brought the *wrong* Falcons to the game
"I'm in love with the shape of U!" - @edsheeran learning his ABCs
On shuttle bus to airport: "You live in California? Do you know a guy named Mike Pavlov?" Me: "No, but his name rings a bell." Crickets.
@inafried congrats, Ina!
That John Denver's full of shit, man. @MikeFurtak @hemal looks just like the one on my upper thigh @bswift @hemal i'm sorry you had to find out this way @adamvduke @hemal I deleted my first three responses #growth @hemal congrats dude @hemal 8/ Sean, I'll never forget our long walks, hand-in-hand, through the park. You mean the world to me. I love you. @6pintsofkramer we can hopeOn a more positive note, I bet we're gonna get a great @radiohead album out of this.
"...just cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothing to say." -@drivebytruckers
I haven't seen anyone in an Alabama jersey go down this easy since I took Terry Saban out for a nice steak dinner.
@carllawson55 give 'em hell, man. Good luck. WDE.
@rallat don't tell us how it ends
Happy 1984 to all the hipsters out there.Urban Meyer Weiner.
[shows opened hand] You guys are way up here! (points to fingers) ...But you should be here! (points to palm) - inside the @UMich OL huddle
Multiple requests for comment from the Wicked Witch of the East went unanswered. https://t.co/TMNffHFnQI
For fun last night I parked my rental car in the neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
World to Carrie Fisher: "We love you." Carrie Fisher: "I know."
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Why are vampires always so hot in movies? Like, how do they get ready in the morning? I can use a mirror and I'm like a 4/10 on a good day.
@niw I just got one. Works great so far. Seen improvements over my old Apple wifi.
@Uno_Kam I'm happy for you man. We know that you're a special talent with an NFL career in front if you. WDE.
In America, politics are like soccer. Every 4 years we get excited, try to learn the players' names and pretend that we know the rules.
@EricFrohnhoefer damn Twitter HQ has changed
Air Jordan logos on football uniforms make as much sense as when I had a little alligator on my chess team shirt.
Russell Westbrook was sitting in the locker room before this game, listening to Taylor Swift and cutting KD out of their team photos
Someone once looked out the window of a subway car and said, "Look at that grimy tile! That's exactly the look I want in my new kitchen!"
I will find you.
Still cursed on spelling, thoughIn April, my dad and I sat behind home plate after lunch and drinks at the Billy Goat Tavern. My birthday is 10/22.… https://t.co/XmLPZuelSfGreat seats to watch my Tigers obliterate Arkansas. War Damn Eagle. https://t.co/EUGPYSAAg4 @6pintsofkramer indoor plumbing is still an oddity round there. I don't expect them to be phasedJust shared an elevator with @BoJackson. It was like any other elevator ride except it would run your ass over if you got in its way.
@jstpierre sounds like they were playing a trick on the American at the bar. Trump's warned us about this.
@Javi congrats! Can you get me verified?The worst part of having jury duty is that all of these jerks act like they've already heard my Paulie Shore jokes.
Make up your mind... Decide to walk with me Around the lake tonight Around the lake tonight @zachmay I can't really believe itOh Hail Mary, thUGA.
I bet Angel has a hard time on Valentine's Day. https://t.co/wTff4Dpblc