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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

co-founder @ something new. venture partner @signiavc. cto @ciyp. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE

1,602 Following   19,640 Followers   4,829 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


@EricFrohnhoefer damn Twitter HQ has changed
11/22
2016
Lies, damn lies, and @SwiftLang compiler errors.Courage. https://t.co/tFyntUk8lJ
11/15
2016
Air Jordan logos on football uniforms make as much sense as when I had a little alligator on my chess team shirt.
11/5
2016
Russell Westbrook was sitting in the locker room before this game, listening to Taylor Swift and cutting KD out of their team photos
11/3
2016
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11/2
2016
Someone once looked out the window of a subway car and said, "Look at that grimy tile! That's exactly the look I want in my new kitchen!"
11/1
2016
SAY ALUMINUM
10/27
2016
I will find you.
10/24
2016
Still cursed on spelling, thoughIn April, my dad and I sat behind home plate after lunch and drinks at the Billy Goat Tavern. My birthday is 10/22.… https://t.co/XmLPZuelSfGreat seats to watch my Tigers obliterate Arkansas. War Damn Eagle. https://t.co/EUGPYSAAg4 @6pintsofkramer indoor plumbing is still an oddity round there. I don't expect them to be phasedJust shared an elevator with @BoJackson. It was like any other elevator ride except it would run your ass over if you got in its way.
10/22
2016
Proud to be back @AuburnU this week to speak with students. #wde https://t.co/567Bswa83x @TigerCage_AU it's my pleasure. thanks for all that you're doing for AU students!
10/20
2016
@TRUEBE is the address still on No Ducking Way? @TRUEBE AT YOUR DUCKFARM @TRUEBE So, will you sell me one? @TRUEBE what, I've been drinkinOne day I'm gonna own a duck farm just so I can type "I don't give a duck" on my phone and not curse autocorrect.
10/17
2016
@jstpierre sounds like they were playing a trick on the American at the bar. Trump's warned us about this.
10/15
2016
.@Inc covers Scoop + our groundbreaking partnership with #sanmateo and #fostercity. Read + share! https://t.co/Bc8ULVHV1W
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10/13
2016
What is ROLL TIDE? https://t.co/LuBeVEeGfB
Retweeted by Sean CookGreat time seeing old friends @TwitterBoston. https://t.co/a8Cwow3WhxFact: Paul Revere was the last decent driver in Boston.
10/10
2016
In Boston for the weekend. The whole town is celebrating like their Uncle Tommy is coming home from prison this Sunday. @6pintsofkramer @blakeells my mom once ironed a pleat in my JNCOs. I was quite the alternateen
10/7
2016
@Javi congrats! Can you get me verified?The worst part of having jury duty is that all of these jerks act like they've already heard my Paulie Shore jokes.
10/3
2016
Make up your mind... Decide to walk with me Around the lake tonight Around the lake tonight @zachmay I can't really believe itOh Hail Mary, thUGA.
10/1
2016
I bet Angel has a hard time on Valentine's Day. https://t.co/wTff4Dpblc @bonnell I guess that explains why that palace place is so palatial
9/30
2016
Courage. https://t.co/ZhOxS2SgwT
9/26
2016
@pixelcon equivalent of random civil war reenactments I see in jawja. whatever you do don't tell them the war's over.
9/24
2016
@hemal I got the same. They're trying to say a player who gets paid is beating a directional school. Uninstall.
9/10
2016
For sale: Apple headphones, never worn.Can we get the person running @apple's Twitter account to also run these pre-orders?
9/8
2016
Yeah, this won't be weirdThe iPhone 7: Irish Edition is $649 but tax-free. @tsmith what's a 'friend'?I can't wait to lose that adapterJony Ive's voice is what Morgan Freeman hears when he thinksYES BUT DOES IT CATCH ON FIREWe're lemmings, that's whySAY ALUMINUM
9/7
2016
FOOTBALL
8/26
2016
@_Jordan @Sommer indeed. big fan of @layer. let me know if i can answer any questions or put you in touch with them.
8/15
2016
Kevin Greene on his Auburn teammate Bo Jackson: 'He ran my ass over. He ran a lot of asses over.'
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8/6
2016
Overall feeling after watching the #OpeningCeremony: I hate Tom Brady.
8/5
2016
"Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel." - a contestant on Hawaiian Wheel of Fortune
8/4
2016
@blakeells see also: https://t.co/3qwPAlTdjM
7/27
2016
Back in my day all it took to get someone verified was giving @omid a plate of bacon and a smile.
7/19
2016
I secretly loathe Christmas stores that are open year-round but I watch Love Actually any time it's on TV. @keltonlynn Congrats and best of luck. Love you, man. @miradu in that case I really hope there's a Care Bears AR game on the horizon
7/15
2016
Conway's Law. https://t.co/5zHtymgNcL
7/14
2016
.@KDTrey5: "In this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach... San Francisco" https://t.co/KZAQNbH9kMHappy birthday, Tom Cruise.Kevin Durant makes his free agency announcement. https://t.co/fA5ievVZwN https://t.co/urr4Ov6tOG
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7/4
2016
I'm starting a band that plays post-punk new wave goth rock exclusively at summertime birthday parties. We're called "The Cure for Cancers".
6/22
2016
@SheetalJaitly ...and those two blurred is what I call a "sheetal" ;)
6/21
2016
We’re proud to represent @CONCACAF in the #CopaAmerica semifinals.
Retweeted by Sean Cook.@Cristiano's lack of goals in #EURO2016 is disappointing but I feel better about myself when he doesn't have a reason to take his shirt off @jmwhittaker bots can't feel confusion
6/18
2016
Steve Kerr: "'Lebron' is actually French for 'The Bronie'. Not creepy at all, if you're into that type of thing."
6/16
2016
@EShy @NBA yeah, I'm sure they do. Still feels good to complain :) @binder the @Indians were gracious enough to give my @Braves their World Series back in 95. If Kyrie can pitch they should call him. @binder you guys still have the @Browns man. Not fair.Adam Silver and the @NBA got their wish. 💸💸💸https://t.co/X5oZfmprJ5
6/13
2016
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6/12
2016
3 of the product hunt top 5 are ex-Twitter joints. Proud of @iano @dougw and @sm https://t.co/R7lfp8oSC2
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6/9
2016
Laughed at this headline then realized that MySpace still has more users than Twitter and now I'm not laughing. https://t.co/0wi36nhvfb
6/1
2016
Steve Kerr on why Steph Curry's toughness continues to be questioned... https://t.co/PbvOQuEX7N
Retweeted by Sean CookOn nights like tonight, I like to think the fog horns are saying "ohhhhhh" while watching @StephenCurry30 highlights.I'd like to dedicate this game 7 victory to the Oklahoma City lawmakers. You suck at life and your team does too. https://t.co/jpGAUpUDtg
5/30
2016

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