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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

co-founder @ something new. venture partner @signiavc. cto @ciyp. i hate the phrase 'that's not my job.' previously: @twitter, @layer. #WDE

1,626 Following   19,693 Followers   4,897 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/9/09


@sandofsky Yeah, but Pence really isn't any better
5/20
2017
Got a spare 5 minutes? Listen to this absolutely gorgeous rendition of Nothing Compares To You by Chris Cornell ❤️ https://t.co/uUcShVPAys
Retweeted by Sean Cook
5/18
2017
Saw #breaking2 trending and secretly hoped that @BryanCranston and @aaronpaul_8 were coming back to save us from 2017
5/6
2017
There should be an option called Uber xx where the driver only plays electronic British indie pop in the car
5/5
2017
@bolton Are you checking UIApplication.shared.isRegisteredForRemoteNotifications before attempting to register?
5/4
2017
@dannykanell Good luck man
5/3
2017
The only Austrian I've ever loved, @messl https://t.co/wJrwq0QapP
4/29
2017
@AMeyers122 @NathanCHubbard https://t.co/nRi0kqC6ZL looked this up recently. Thought missing #s were for fight club.
4/28
2017
@isaach @mikeindustries If you view it on the Apple watch it just says <aluminum />
4/24
2017
Roughly translated, "Las Vegas" means "indoor smokers."
4/22
2017
now my juicer *really* doesn't work
4/21
2017
Dance like no one's looking. Except Thom Yorke. And make that dude proud.Made my tax checks out to "Mar-a-Lago" to hopefully make it easier on the IRS' accountants.
4/18
2017
No one told me when I was 14 that Fake Plastic Trees would make a lot more sense at 35.
4/17
2017
Producers in Hollywood are already deciding which white actor they'll get to play the United passenger
4/10
2017
I'll still order Twitter Heavy at the bar.
4/6
2017
Dude, if I had an aerial sight-seeing company I'd totally call it NorCal Hellacopters.
4/5
2017
@hemal @aunder @nuzzel Do it. The Shahs of Silicon Valley @hemal @aunder You're my new @nuzzel @hemal 1 to drink
4/4
2017
"...Hi Mr. O'Reilly Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey" - @LudacrisIn case you didn't know, @JaValeMcGee34 is the man.
4/1
2017
@counternotions Red Dawn
3/31
2017
@origiful catholicism FTW
3/24
2017
@lessachu required listening in my house https://t.co/0hzMuIuUeX @AntonioFrench proud of you. good luck and keep fighting the good fight.
3/7
2017
The NFL combine, but for coders. "He came in a bit overweight but nailed the sort exercise in 2.32. Stan made himself big bucks today."
3/4
2017
@TRUEBE @clove never before has a single picture summed up twitter so well
2/27
2017
Real talk: I found La La Land to be devastatingly sad.
2/26
2017
They're so good I like to listen to Bob Fitzgerald and @uograd66 even when I'm at the game https://t.co/QtzEH37doHFirst Warriors game 🏀 as a CA resident with @theSeanCook! https://t.co/7fCNXgWhnL
Retweeted by Sean Cook
2/25
2017
@6pintsofkramer I hear golf digest already listed him as champion
2/21
2017
I bet weather forecasters are really good at small talk.
2/11
2017
@TRUEBE "Your your pun on 'gaol' makes sense to me" - an Irishman @hemal ...when i come back like jordan, wearin the 4-5, it ain't to play games with you. it's to make up for gross TWTR losses. @hemal don't ever subtweet me again, Shah
2/10
2017
@ryanchris as long as it wasn't Wrong Way to his little girl I think you've got to let it go. If it was, then go ahead and beat him down.
2/4
2017
My one criteria for investing in high-growth tech companies: Do they serve Hint Water to employees?
2/2
2017
I hope she names one Jay and the other Zed @rallat ¿
2/1
2017
@mdb ...it wasn't until we got to Houston that I realized I brought the *wrong* Falcons to the game
1/31
2017
"I'm in love with the shape of U!" - @edsheeran learning his ABCs
1/30
2017
On shuttle bus to airport: "You live in California? Do you know a guy named Mike Pavlov?" Me: "No, but his name rings a bell." Crickets.
1/29
2017
@inafried congrats, Ina!
1/27
2017
@Pufferfish @TheDon https://t.co/qhzjPtdxos
1/21
2017
That John Denver's full of shit, man. @MikeFurtak @hemal looks just like the one on my upper thigh @bswift @hemal i'm sorry you had to find out this way @adamvduke @hemal I deleted my first three responses #growth @hemal congrats dude @hemal 8/ Sean, I'll never forget our long walks, hand-in-hand, through the park. You mean the world to me. I love you. @6pintsofkramer we can hopeOn a more positive note, I bet we're gonna get a great @radiohead album out of this.
1/20
2017
https://t.co/fiEr89Q9ei @sandofsky @manuel if we both ride on Alaskan are we Eskimo brothers?
1/19
2017
"...just cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothing to say." -@drivebytruckers
1/16
2017
@SciencePorn cc: @eniacvc
1/14
2017
I haven't seen anyone in an Alabama jersey go down this easy since I took Terry Saban out for a nice steak dinner.
1/9
2017
@sippey @fromedome courage
1/6
2017
@carllawson55 give 'em hell, man. Good luck. WDE.
1/4
2017
@rallat don't tell us how it ends
1/3
2017
Typical @OU_Football fan. https://t.co/TdUB8fAZruReminder: Joe Mixon punched a woman in the face and kept his scholarship at @OU_Football. Clearly @BobStoopsFBCamp preps men for the NFL.That's my dog @DanielCarlson38
1/2
2016
Happy 1984 to all the hipsters out there.
12/31
2016
[shows opened hand] You guys are way up here! (points to fingers) ...But you should be here! (points to palm) - inside the @UMich OL huddle
12/30
2016
For fun last night I parked my rental car in the neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
12/25
2016
World to Carrie Fisher: "We love you." Carrie Fisher: "I know."
Retweeted by Sean Cook
12/24
2016
Why are vampires always so hot in movies? Like, how do they get ready in the morning? I can use a mirror and I'm like a 4/10 on a good day.
12/13
2016
@niw I just got one. Works great so far. Seen improvements over my old Apple wifi.
12/11
2016
@Uno_Kam I'm happy for you man. We know that you're a special talent with an NFL career in front if you. WDE.
12/10
2016
In America, politics are like soccer. Every 4 years we get excited, try to learn the players' names and pretend that we know the rules.
12/9
2016
@EricFrohnhoefer damn Twitter HQ has changed
11/22
2016
Lies, damn lies, and @SwiftLang compiler errors.Courage. https://t.co/tFyntUk8lJ
11/15
2016
Air Jordan logos on football uniforms make as much sense as when I had a little alligator on my chess team shirt.
11/5
2016
Russell Westbrook was sitting in the locker room before this game, listening to Taylor Swift and cutting KD out of their team photos
11/3
2016
https://t.co/UqQt7guxgN
Retweeted by Sean Cook
11/2
2016
Someone once looked out the window of a subway car and said, "Look at that grimy tile! That's exactly the look I want in my new kitchen!"
11/1
2016
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