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Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @markets. Fan of poker, chess, handball, country music, and Chinese food.

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!!! Trump just said Clinton could walk into this arena of 20,000, shoot somebody and not get prosecuted.
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal#Schäuble on Anti-Austerity summit: Socialist leaders seldom come up with something good #eurogroup @dwnews
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbarro I think you've heard me argue that all politics is about sexual attraction. This election and the emergence of "cuck" vindicating meFacebook’s Trending Topics served up a 9/11 conspiracy theory. via @verge
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal#ICYMI: Driver of #Austin's dangling car caught on video climbing out. He's safe.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalBogle on Bloomberg right now talking about nuclear war
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @georgepearkes @conorsen @boes_ @conorsen @boes_ yeah, amazing chart. @conorsen Unless they plan on retiring sooner than I expect. @conorsen From their perspective, arguably the best week!Split Among Fed Speakers Leaves September Rate Outlook Murky
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalSolarCity's $TSLA offer spread was 8.9% two weeks ago. It ended this week at 21.6%: via @Bfly $SCTY
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal.@boes_ coming up and joining @torstenslok @WallStCynic Just having a little fun.We're going to talk about the gloom.WDYM TIME. @torstenslok coming up. coming up on TV Sink With Bonds, Dollar Rallies as Complacency Broken via @markets
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalHedgeyes Wide Shut #MakeAMovieMoreCanadian
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDas Aboot #MakeAMovieMoreCanadian
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalMarkets heading back towards LOD.The worldwide bond market selloff, in charts via @LJKawa
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Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDefense Trade Unravels as Bond Yields Jump Most in Month: Chart via @markets #markets #stock #bonds #WallStreet
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWells Fargo's lessons via Matt Levine: "1) You get what you measure. 2) The thing that you measure will get gamed."
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThe lyric "In a town this size, there is no place to hide" from John Prine seems relevant right now. volatility ETFs are getting smashed. via @daniburgr's literally nowhere to hide right now (except Czech 5-year bonds?) an eye on Greece.! What's your favorite chart that you're looking at today? IB me a G chart on the Bloomberg and I may show it on WDYM today.Where would we be without capitalist innovation?
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWow. This is a very devious tactic to prevent Team Lowered Expectations from regrouping and three-peating. @Davidzteich @nycsouthpaw I didn't say that. Merely that a favoribility poll doesn't answer the question in either way. @Davidzteich @nycsouthpaw evidence of what? @nycsouthpaw people may night like Putin. But that doesn't mean that anyone outside if DC really cares about him @GaryGoddmn For whom, specifically, is it a liability.All. The. Time.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDoes anyone else get David Bossie and Umberto Bossi confused? find it reassuring that political pundits as driven by the polls as market pundits by the stock market. word of this tweetstorm endorsed
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWhat happened to @cimmerian999?yea, so, summer's over
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @shaneferro Make sure they show you the special shoes they wear down there. @shaneferro OMG!!Shares of Amazon still basically just tracking the price of silver. Charts Show the Bond Market Selloff That's Roiling Markets Around the World via @ljkawaThat's probably true isn't it.! this from @christokyo on the ghost ships that might ruin your Christmas. steepener twitter
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbarro This is truly the philosophical question of our time. @JamesLiamCook I still don't know what that means. Is that like peng? @JamesLiamCook Absolute scenes innitI'll be on with @TheStalwart doing 'what Howie keeps missing' on Bloomberg today at 3-30 pm est.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalBUNDS! cc: @JamesLiamCook @guan Yes, each wave of feminism has had its preferred safe-haven currency.(And CHF)Bund is driving all the moves today.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalFirst wave of panic: Buy dollars. Second wave: Dump dollars for yen. last two days have seen two of the biggest yield spikes on German bunds all year. the great rotation. .#TBTA high yielder. S&P 500 may have its first 1% decline since right after Brexit.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThe three words you don't want to hear from your contractor are "by the way…" #ItsMy2Cents
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThis is the best thing to happen to Larry King since the Observer's Larry King Jr columns!
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalEXCLUSIVE: Amazon is pursuing video rights to a wide range of sports events, including the French Open @Lucas_Shaw
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal'Putin is evil, but at least he's competent at that' is an interesting assessment of a leader. am sorry, I need to do some fixed income hedging trades
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbouie I'm very curious what @hughhewitt is basing that on.Correlation between different market factors has been soaring. via @daniburgr don't think it's going to be a good day for risk parity portfolios.There's an artist who is stuck on one of the Hanjin ships that can't dock anywhere due to the bankruptcy's Paul McNamara looks at how Russia has weathered lower oil prices. Watch on @BloombergTV #investing #oil
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalCracks are appearing in the world's most important rally. logging on now so I'm late but wanted to say BUNDS. CC: @JamesLiamCook
How @NHL copes with weak loonie & update on Vegas franchise-- my convo w/ commissioner Gary Bettman: via @business
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @ejenk is the scandal that Clinton got them early before the rest of us?