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Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @markets. Fan of poker, chess, handball, country music, and Chinese food.

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@AdamPlatt1999 yes, that was the cherry on top @Rxbun factBye Hong Kong. Thanks for all the food! @AdamPlatt1999 agreed. Amazing @AdamPlatt1999 an investigation seems like overkillSanders in '90 Haaretz interview: I wish U.S. would push Israel harder on Palestinian issue
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalCruz's bemused look when he passes Carson on the way into the debate was his most humanizing and endearing moment of the campaign.I saw Dean's scream live, and I was like WTF. I saw Rubio tonight live, and I was like WTF. The narrative didn't create the WTF moment.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @RosieGray exactly. @RosieGray I cried too. Unbelievably funny. @fromedome who did well on Alertthingy and FriendFeed? @whpatterson in the airport!Everything about this tweet made my spit out my beer. @whpatterson sorryThe good news for Rubio is that after tonight, he can spin 4th in New Hampshire as a win.The whole “Cruz too unlikable” thing? Yeah, not buying it. Mostly annoyed beltway Republicans.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalTime for everyone to get over it! @ThePantau cruz, IMO, has the best chance to hold his own in a debate against HillaryHard for me to grasp why so many republicans want keep Rubio alive when they already have a conservative who can beat Trump.Chinese New Year yum cha @DuddellsHK with fresh-off-the-plane @julesaly & about-to-leave-on-a-jet-plane @TheStalwart
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal(Which Rubio couldn't adjust to in real time?)Christie pre-announced his plan to shiv Rubio. Did Rubio think the attack would be about experience and Christie hit him w/ another angle?So wait - maybe we shouldn't all rush to anoint a third-place finisher as the GOP nominee? Huh. Weird.
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Rubio also getting some tough reviews from @NROcorner &
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @ellencarmichael Christie should have stopped thirty seconds earlier.What'd you miss?? @TheStalwart @HaidiLun and me brunching @DuddellsHK #HongKong #dimsum @BloombergTV
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @AJentleson @ComfortablySmug rektI love logic like this. North Korean TV anchor Ri Chun-hee, out of retirement for the nuclear test, is back for the rocket launch.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMy closing statement: Citizens, this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing is fiction. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @adamcarstens nailed itAll cities should have something like Hong Kong's airport express. Just checked my bag downtown 5 hours before my flight.Truth bomb from Ben Carson: "None of us up here is a military expert. We sometimes act like we are, but we're not."
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalJoe Biden:Neil Kinnock::Marco Rubio:Ed Miliband
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalChina's foreign-exchange reserves down another $99b in Jan, albeit less than record $108b fall in Dec, to $3.23t- lowest reserves since 2012
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal"The keystone pipeline without eminent domain wouldn't go 10 feet." Another great line from Trump.One never asks votes to visit their website from a position of strength.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @DavidSchawel Just general common sense solutions!When it comes to health care, I'm in favor of common sense solutions.Trump's answer was better.Ted Cruz: "Let me start with the part of the question that lets me avoid saying anything of substance"Yeah, I thought it was a compelling answer.'s answer on this immigration stuff is question-begging.I don't normally find things to be funny. But just watched this and had me in tears. @TPCarney Agreed. @TPCarney He went on the attack about 30 seconds too long. Should've been like Ali... not thrown the final punch.I don't know much about EMPs, but why do people always think the threat is nonsense?"Rubio just won that exchange with Christie" -- The media."This country already has a debt problem." Can one of the hosts flash a 10-year yield chart for Rubio?Rubio says he's going to make America great again. @conorsen @adamcarstens yeah, what's going on? @NateSilver538 is there any chance it's not Rubio?Oof most popular Barrons stories this wk: 1 $20 oil 2 SPX-3.1% 3 MLPs worst not over 4 Mkts suffer China depletes reserves 5 Cloud shs socked
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalGonna be weird when Rubio finishes fourth in NH and the media pronounces him the “real winner”
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalWatch the Super Bowl for a great game and commercials. For the best strange stories, follow @AP_Oddities
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalNot really feeling the Marcomentum here
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI feel like, 24-hrs later, this tweet is looking stronger:
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalGood job/wage growth, w/ weak output/sales growth, coming off record margins, is bearish. Makes total sense for mkt to be weighed down here.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @_SidVerma I really thought you meant people chewing at the same time @_SidVerma oh @_SidVerma thank you! @_SidVerma what do you mean mutual mastication? @_SidVerma most podcasts just have way too much throat clearing. It's really annoying @Ned_Donovan isn't that why we're all here on earth? @MacroDalmatian betterDefinitely one of the best pieces of fish I've ever had. @ Queen Street Cooked Food Market curiosity gap is dead; long live "insult engagement"
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalCommodities will bottom when Global LEI bottoms. So far... Not yet. But close.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe European Bank Selloff is Raising Some Worries About Credit Risks#ECB #eurozone
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @LorcanRK Honestly, I think Hong Kong time Twitter might be my favorite. @LorcanRK What do you mean "cycle drivers" @Rxbun Bracing myself now. @nycsouthpaw I wonder if successful traders are referred to as upstat.Where are we in the backlash cycle to the Twitter news. People complaining? Or people calling the complainers media snobs? @nycsouthpaw hahaha, it really is uncanny @nycsouthpaw Did you say the same thing? @Rxbun Isn't that crazy?This Bridgewater stuff really is wild. It reminds me of stories from Scientology. is great from @reihan on what Marco Rubio's all about. @ilkandcookies Yeah, we'll see how it comes out! @ilkandcookies Got two suits, with two extra pairs of paints and 4 shirts for $1300 (US) @alanwongw L&K Custom Tailor. I just walked in on a whim. But seemed solid. Who knows though. @2William Hong KongI wonder if there's a Chinese Trump who's offended that this says Season's Greetings instead of Happy New Year across asset classes w/ Chinese equities/oil prices well above averages. Latest
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalHow all grocery shopping should be @ 旺角街市 Mong Kok Market is the day Unicorn CEOs begin to learn what a PE ratio is. And the cold reality that a 30-40 PE is a high valuation.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalSo I just bought a tailored suit. As I leave, tailor says: "I come to NYC a lot. I have a lot of Jewish customers!" Lol.
On breakfast #2 @ Tim Ho Wan, Olympian City if they let folks book the Snowden Suite here. CC @MichaelBKelley plans to introduce an algorithmic timeline that reorders tweets as soon as next week, via @BuzzFeedNews
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalClassy, China releases report into Tianjin explosion just as country goes on holiday for new year:
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe definition of weird is catching up on old episodes of The Good Wife and suddenly realizing you're in it!
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI'm doubling down on #Minsky this yr, speaking 25th Annual Conference & Minsky Summer School
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalIf true, none of this seems to have broken through. @JimPethokoukis @TheStalwart In the general, he’ll probably be hit for his absurd tax plan but republicans dgaf.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalYeah, this is what I've been thinking. Rubio getting hammered on immigration doesn't weaken him for the general... I've been thinking about: Sanders is hammering Clinton on stuff that hurts her in the general. Is the same happening w/ GOP fight?Gundlach Says 'Frightening' Seeing Financial Stocks Below Crisis via @business
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