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Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @business. Fan of poker, chess, handball, country music, and Chinese food.

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One little-known ritual of #InaugurationDay: At 12:01 pm EST the two major parties officially swap positions on the deficit.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWhat'd I miss?
1/20
2017
Not sure that the sensible first step of leaving the country is torching one's passport. https://t.co/4aPdqC06FP
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal#FACT: The Obamas have two Portuguese Water Dogs, Bo and Sunny. #MAGA #TrumpInaugural https://t.co/SoaUSuZuYT
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalHaving now finished it, I highly recommend Ed Thorpe’s “A Man For All Markets”. Smart, curious, and Feynman-ian. https://t.co/8UXFum0Rg2
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalMore interesting tweets coming (hopefully) after 1/20.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalGood news: The average number of people filing for unemployment insurance over the last 4 weeks dropped to its lowe… https://t.co/cl1bnmJwOy
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalHong Kong visa form. Marital status: Spinster? How did I come to this?!?! 😂 https://t.co/R8IUvDYzNl
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @NoahCRothman @MattZeitlin There will definitely tons of chances to fire this shot, IMO @NoahCRothman @MattZeitlin Ah, I forgot about this whole kerfuffle. @MattZeitlin That's what I thought too. Would be curious to know how @NoahCRothman spins it as anti-Trump intellectual dishonesty. @MattZeitlin @NoahCRothman Which obviously makes no sense, as an accusation, before Trump has even taken the oath. @MattZeitlin @NoahCRothman This paragraph. https://t.co/6JTNjLJgJL @MattZeitlin @NoahCRothman He's accusing you of bringing up alternative measures of labor market to make Trump look bad. @NoahCRothman If he had said that a year from now, sure. But this isn't an anti-GOP partisan line even slightly. So unfair accusation. @NoahCRothman Um, @MattZeitlin saying that about Obama's legacy doesn't back up your charge of intellectual dishonesty at all.DryShips traded at $1 today. Two months ago it briefly traded above $100. $DRYS
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @guan @nick_bunker +1Great chart that @scarletfu just showed on air on #WDYM. All the manufacturing surveys are on a roll right now.… https://t.co/Smxp4ivPQGIs an ETF a "medium of exchange"? @jneeley78 I vote either @ebruenig or @michaelbd, which would be a good troll. @McKdeKuyper That is kind of a hilarious response.Republican Governors Balk as Congress Races to Kill Obamacare (!) https://t.co/Fy4scEEgGD
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart ...So you had the progressive legal team of the Obama White House advocating need for Straussian Noble Lies about money.
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @rohangrey Right, I always thought not doing the coin would be impeachable. @TheStalwart Also lets not forget the alternative to this 'wacky' solution was explicitly violating the constitution https://t.co/7bdguOP5w4
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalSomebody get me a plate!! https://t.co/xMvOvVr9zG
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal"It's much harder to divorce than get married." -- Soros on Brexit.*SOROS: EU IN PROCESS OF DISINTEGRATION, WITH BREXIT, ITALY VOTE https://t.co/AlWXaEc04kBrazilian Supreme Court judge, who presided over Operation Carwash, on the passenger list of crashed airplane. https://t.co/kkMNhmAk9G*SOROS: SAYS HAS CALLED TRUMP A CON MAN AND WOULD-BE DICTATOR https://t.co/AlWXaEc04kSoros predicts Congress will stand up to Trump https://t.co/AlWXaEc04k @jbarro @DylanByers The traditional 2:35 swearing in.WATCH ---> https://t.co/9ZiA7LHaVQ#TeamNoPeanuts
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalTwo buyout firms just tri\pled their money on a retail investment. https://t.co/v9xBGFqSdt @ComfortablySmug Is "By Noon Tomorrow" the new "Before Asian Markets Open"? https://t.co/lXsdddb66PA new study suggests Tesla's autopilot is really good for reducing crashes https://t.co/c91fieHsZC via @tsrandallhttps://t.co/pH7n7VekSaThe S&P 500 just dropped to its session low https://t.co/ompUSsmNCi https://t.co/hdwzTEJNSn
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalYou guys! I'm never going to get to tweet out my super clever #dow20k meme.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalCiti's U.S. economic surprise index now at highest since 2014 https://t.co/hC00L07I99 @BGrueskin Maybe he got confused at first, like everyone else does, about the fact that there's a town called West in Central TexasPublic: Zuck, you running for President? Zuck: Well, here's me meeting with teachers, eating local food and callin… https://t.co/TdrFpian3I
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalBroad deceleration in the 3m avg YoY wage growth ATL Fed measures in Dec. Still trending higher of course. https://t.co/5y1WiU7NIN
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalTime to cut rates! https://t.co/igrLhKvwFkMarkets haven't gone anywhere in a long time. https://t.co/YceQsq0jZn https://t.co/7zQVwRsJv1 @ComfortablySmug I missed it @ejenk I wouldn't make it, of course. @ejenk There's a "No hope, no jobs" joke to be made here..@ljkawa wrote about Canada https://t.co/vzoANDfUtDFannie Mae and Freddie Mac fall after Mnuchin refers to privatizing them https://t.co/3hbSSfYscR https://t.co/JgmZn3aOrr
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @sknthla I think there's something to that. They're ideologically "available" in a way they wouldn't have been in the past.Fannie Mae just dropped 11% from where it was trading a few minutes ago. @Fullcarry Ah @Fullcarry What's that in reference to?$FNMACorey Lewandowski boasts his firm is in talks to represent candidate(s) in Mexico! *Trump brand is golden there. https://t.co/QXA2n5lHvA
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal(It will come out Monday. In the meantime, subscribe here! https://t.co/jQ7VU7UvgR).@tracyalloway and I just recorded an Odd Lots podcast with @gcaw on the monetary policy of the Islamic State. Can't wait til it comes out.There are 29 #MintTheCoin stories on BI. All from 2013. Of them, 10 are by @BrettLoGiurato and 16 from @TheStalwart https://t.co/gVMEmQA99Y
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @THAToneil Dammit @jneeley78 no, totally differentJust thought of an idea for a column. Look out for it in the next couple of months if I ever get around to writing it. @bondvigilantes https://t.co/q9WiZOeRLV https://t.co/RzFd3UJl08Like this is the parody version of #MTFC. Coin doesn't have to be massive. Just needs to platinum and have $1 trill… https://t.co/08FuMxEKRAFinally! Obama's thoughts on the Trillion Dollar Coin. Unfortunately he seems to have been misinformed. But still. https://t.co/mylGJfEsg8 @BGDBinc Right. People see it as the media getting "distracted" but it's just the media doing what it's done for ages. @BGDBinc The media has a history of covering the President's every burp. And Trump exploits that pattern masterfully.This is a good read from @ryanlcooper https://t.co/J0deIkEKkT @BGDBinc Yeah, it's a real issue. I don't think anyone has it really figured out, finding the right balance.Rail traffic was up 2% Y/Y last week $IWM $SPY $QQQ https://t.co/m7yevPxly7 https://t.co/C13z1tCQjK
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalSCOOP: Buyer's remorse at the #Kremlin over @realDonaldTrump @bpolitics https://t.co/QAmJFdidxV
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal“Strength Training is Learning from Tail Events” — @nntaleb https://t.co/Q27EN3v5G1
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @_SidVerma Yeah, you just bring an acoustic guitar, go up to the front of the room and put your name on a list. @Peter_Eller10 @markets One day! Hopefully!These 10 indicators will measure Trump's impact on the economy https://t.co/cD3uJtd8gx via @bbgvisualdata
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @TGNY2000 @markets Thanks man!How Donald Trump is like a news media financial crisis. From today's @Markets newsletter https://t.co/e5TYtjIuOw https://t.co/A9CkSIG5xW @TGNY2000 @markets No worries!
1/19
2017

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