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Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @markets. Fan of poker, chess, handball, country music, and Chinese food.

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9/10
2016
!!! Trump just said Clinton could walk into this arena of 20,000, shoot somebody and not get prosecuted.
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal#Schäuble on Anti-Austerity summit: Socialist leaders seldom come up with something good #eurogroup @dwnews https://t.co/IAw6gDJjAG
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbarro I think you've heard me argue that all politics is about sexual attraction. This election and the emergence of "cuck" vindicating meFacebook’s Trending Topics served up a 9/11 conspiracy theory. via @verge https://t.co/xZFvtfBDf8
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal#ICYMI: Driver of #Austin's dangling car caught on video climbing out. He's safe. https://t.co/KfsjdobWYy https://t.co/IIrQMPd2RG
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalBogle on Bloomberg right now talking about nuclear war
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @georgepearkes @conorsen @boes_ https://t.co/Kthyc8QUdR @conorsen @boes_ yeah, amazing chart. @conorsen Unless they plan on retiring sooner than I expect. @conorsen From their perspective, arguably the best week!Split Among Fed Speakers Leaves September Rate Outlook Murky https://t.co/mRbjTL3Hum
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalSolarCity's $TSLA offer spread was 8.9% two weeks ago. It ended this week at 21.6%: https://t.co/NeP7pHQS39 via @Bfly $SCTY
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal.@boes_ coming up and joining @torstenslok https://t.co/AlWXaEc04k @WallStCynic Just having a little fun.We're going to talk about the gloom.WDYM TIME. @torstenslok coming up. https://t.co/AlWXaEc04k.@howardlindzon coming up on TV https://t.co/AlWXaEc04kStocks Sink With Bonds, Dollar Rallies as Complacency Broken https://t.co/H7Tx6fRRTq via @markets
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalHedgeyes Wide Shut #MakeAMovieMoreCanadian
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDas Aboot #MakeAMovieMoreCanadian
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalMarkets heading back towards LOD.The worldwide bond market selloff, in charts https://t.co/x3pDcPgfnE via @LJKawa https://t.co/vs9VSuEeFc
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Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDefense Trade Unravels as Bond Yields Jump Most in Month: Chart https://t.co/b7Ldtrks2T via @markets #markets #stock #bonds #WallStreet
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWells Fargo's lessons via Matt Levine: "1) You get what you measure. 2) The thing that you measure will get gamed." https://t.co/SkF9LAMCRK
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThe lyric "In a town this size, there is no place to hide" from John Prine seems relevant right now. https://t.co/41y5BCSiKSLow volatility ETFs are getting smashed. https://t.co/BkgNucnTgW via @daniburgr https://t.co/jKFdALXbSPThere's literally nowhere to hide right now (except Czech 5-year bonds?) https://t.co/zietDivejQ https://t.co/R7mI7WBES6Keep an eye on Greece. https://t.co/JJXMwhpVPgHey! What's your favorite chart that you're looking at today? IB me a G chart on the Bloomberg and I may show it on WDYM today.Where would we be without capitalist innovation? https://t.co/WJMHD31eTu
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWow. This is a very devious tactic to prevent Team Lowered Expectations from regrouping and three-peating. https://t.co/ZGgfUNc2Tw @Davidzteich @nycsouthpaw I didn't say that. Merely that a favoribility poll doesn't answer the question in either way. @Davidzteich @nycsouthpaw evidence of what? @nycsouthpaw people may night like Putin. But that doesn't mean that anyone outside if DC really cares about him @GaryGoddmn For whom, specifically, is it a liability.All. The. Time. https://t.co/0kIaemxwik
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDoes anyone else get David Bossie and Umberto Bossi confused? https://t.co/XmpD4vfOk9I find it reassuring that political pundits as driven by the polls as market pundits by the stock market. https://t.co/WyDkg5fp9pEvery word of this tweetstorm endorsed https://t.co/3X3okvJV15
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWhat happened to @cimmerian999?yea, so, summer's over https://t.co/eaKW9NI0SH https://t.co/I4Aal4TZK6
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @shaneferro Make sure they show you the special shoes they wear down there. @shaneferro OMG!!Shares of Amazon still basically just tracking the price of silver. https://t.co/XvhxcPiX5GThese Charts Show the Bond Market Selloff That's Roiling Markets Around the World https://t.co/IhQphavybD via @ljkawaThat's probably true isn't it. https://t.co/QdzFK665C8! https://t.co/giHk1BAsXKRead this from @christokyo on the ghost ships that might ruin your Christmas. https://t.co/o3YPW4DqcA https://t.co/2dlfVs6m0LBear steepener twitter
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbarro This is truly the philosophical question of our time. @JamesLiamCook I still don't know what that means. Is that like peng? @JamesLiamCook Absolute scenes innitI'll be on with @TheStalwart doing 'what Howie keeps missing' on Bloomberg today at 3-30 pm est.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalBUNDS! cc: @JamesLiamCook https://t.co/m8OIxS0k0i @guan Yes, each wave of feminism has had its preferred safe-haven currency.(And CHF)Bund is driving all the moves today.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalFirst wave of panic: Buy dollars. Second wave: Dump dollars for yen. https://t.co/aVoq3GaZSpThe last two days have seen two of the biggest yield spikes on German bunds all year. https://t.co/evyUOfGJQm https://t.co/uD4yYtRMQLRemember the great rotation. .#TBTA high yielder. https://t.co/lXwvJbdempThe S&P 500 may have its first 1% decline since right after Brexit. https://t.co/zietDivejQ https://t.co/GQqWQ8b1hPStop. https://t.co/Kk0uJqfoAL
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThe three words you don't want to hear from your contractor are "by the way…" #ItsMy2Cents
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThis is the best thing to happen to Larry King since the Observer's Larry King Jr columns! https://t.co/bCYhbNyI8a
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalEXCLUSIVE: Amazon is pursuing video rights to a wide range of sports events, including the French Open https://t.co/cCFVCitxM9 @Lucas_Shaw
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal'Putin is evil, but at least he's competent at that' is an interesting assessment of a leader. https://t.co/0JvphRKCykI am sorry, I need to do some fixed income hedging trades https://t.co/TzsKaO68dV
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @jbouie I'm very curious what @hughhewitt is basing that on.Correlation between different market factors has been soaring. https://t.co/VXhkkbsJj2 via @daniburgr https://t.co/u5XJCaOBhPI don't think it's going to be a good day for risk parity portfolios.There's an artist who is stuck on one of the Hanjin ships that can't dock anywhere due to the bankruptcy https://t.co/3aal277zzIGAM's Paul McNamara looks at how Russia has weathered lower oil prices. Watch on @BloombergTV https://t.co/0ssLAGOo6v #investing #oil
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalCracks are appearing in the world's most important rally. https://t.co/RYA1n4tauCJust logging on now so I'm late but wanted to say BUNDS. CC: @JamesLiamCook https://t.co/MFuVluhCqy
9/9
2016
How @NHL copes with weak loonie & update on Vegas franchise-- my convo w/ commissioner Gary Bettman: https://t.co/nVkVGTFqjN via @business
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @ejenk is the scandal that Clinton got them early before the rest of us?
9/8
2016
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