Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @markets. Fan of poker, chess, handball, country music, and Chinese food.
4,473 Following 105,632 Followers 240,649 Tweets
Joined Twitter 3/7/08Tweet
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalCruz's bemused look when he passes Carson on the way into the debate was his most humanizing and endearing moment of the campaign.I saw Dean's scream live, and I was like WTF. I saw Rubio tonight live, and I was like WTF. The narrative didn't create the WTF moment.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @RosieGray exactly. @RosieGray I cried too. Unbelievably funny. @fromedome who did well on Alertthingy and FriendFeed? @whpatterson in the airport!Everything about this tweet made my spit out my beer. https://t.co/jahK4mLsYN @whpatterson sorryThe good news for Rubio is that after tonight, he can spin 4th in New Hampshire as a win.The whole “Cruz too unlikable” thing? Yeah, not buying it. Mostly annoyed beltway Republicans.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalTime for everyone to get over it! https://t.co/RFJD0IRyrO @ThePantau cruz, IMO, has the best chance to hold his own in a debate against HillaryHard for me to grasp why so many republicans want keep Rubio alive when they already have a conservative who can beat Trump.Chinese New Year yum cha @DuddellsHK with fresh-off-the-plane @julesaly & about-to-leave-on-a-jet-plane @TheStalwart https://t.co/UgisNif5AR
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal(Which Rubio couldn't adjust to in real time?)Christie pre-announced his plan to shiv Rubio. Did Rubio think the attack would be about experience and Christie hit him w/ another angle?So wait - maybe we shouldn't all rush to anoint a third-place finisher as the GOP nominee? Huh. Weird.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @ellencarmichael Christie should have stopped thirty seconds earlier.What'd you miss?? @TheStalwart @HaidiLun and me brunching @DuddellsHK #HongKong #dimsum @BloombergTV https://t.co/5zzVMKNgST
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @AJentleson @ComfortablySmug rektI love logic like this. https://t.co/A7a1x8UKB0Renowned North Korean TV anchor Ri Chun-hee, out of retirement for the nuclear test, is back for the rocket launch. https://t.co/W9afGrHWll
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMy closing statement: Citizens, this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing is fiction. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @adamcarstens nailed itAll cities should have something like Hong Kong's airport express. Just checked my bag downtown 5 hours before my flight.Truth bomb from Ben Carson: "None of us up here is a military expert. We sometimes act like we are, but we're not."
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalJoe Biden:Neil Kinnock::Marco Rubio:Ed Miliband https://t.co/pZog4joDml
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalChina's foreign-exchange reserves down another $99b in Jan, albeit less than record $108b fall in Dec, to $3.23t- lowest reserves since 2012
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal"The keystone pipeline without eminent domain wouldn't go 10 feet." Another great line from Trump.One never asks votes to visit their website from a position of strength.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @DavidSchawel Just general common sense solutions!When it comes to health care, I'm in favor of common sense solutions.Trump's answer was better.Ted Cruz: "Let me start with the part of the question that lets me avoid saying anything of substance"Yeah, I thought it was a compelling answer. https://t.co/ZcX2IOUvwHRubio's answer on this immigration stuff is question-begging.I don't normally find things to be funny. But just watched this and had me in tears. https://t.co/DchjkCxjAO @TPCarney Agreed. @TPCarney He went on the attack about 30 seconds too long. Should've been like Ali... not thrown the final punch.I don't know much about EMPs, but why do people always think the threat is nonsense?"Rubio just won that exchange with Christie" -- The media."This country already has a debt problem." Can one of the hosts flash a 10-year yield chart for Rubio?Rubio says he's going to make America great again. @conorsen @adamcarstens yeah, what's going on? @NateSilver538 is there any chance it's not Rubio?Oof https://t.co/BlxlAE4UMm5 most popular Barrons stories this wk: 1 $20 oil 2 SPX-3.1% 3 MLPs worst not over 4 Mkts suffer China depletes reserves 5 Cloud shs socked
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalGonna be weird when Rubio finishes fourth in NH and the media pronounces him the “real winner”
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalWatch the Super Bowl for a great game and commercials. For the best strange stories, follow @AP_Oddities
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalNot really feeling the Marcomentum here https://t.co/VkD66KQxqz
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI feel like, 24-hrs later, this tweet is looking stronger: https://t.co/Gkk0fe8nL2
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalGood job/wage growth, w/ weak output/sales growth, coming off record margins, is bearish. Makes total sense for mkt to be weighed down here.
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @_SidVerma I really thought you meant people chewing at the same time @_SidVerma oh @_SidVerma thank you! @_SidVerma what do you mean mutual mastication? @_SidVerma most podcasts just have way too much throat clearing. It's really annoying @Ned_Donovan isn't that why we're all here on earth? @MacroDalmatian betterDefinitely one of the best pieces of fish I've ever had. @ Queen Street Cooked Food Market https://t.co/hSIkfvFZkFThe curiosity gap is dead; long live "insult engagement" https://t.co/AzIRCyIU88
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalCommodities will bottom when Global LEI bottoms. So far... Not yet. But close. https://t.co/XulEB6Nmw8
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe European Bank Selloff is Raising Some Worries About Credit Risks#ECB #eurozone https://t.co/JZ8k2dBbq6
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal @LorcanRK Honestly, I think Hong Kong time Twitter might be my favorite. @LorcanRK What do you mean "cycle drivers" @Rxbun Bracing myself now. @nycsouthpaw I wonder if successful traders are referred to as upstat.Where are we in the backlash cycle to the Twitter news. People complaining? Or people calling the complainers media snobs? @nycsouthpaw hahaha, it really is uncanny @nycsouthpaw Did you say the same thing? @Rxbun Isn't that crazy?This Bridgewater stuff really is wild. It reminds me of stories from Scientology. https://t.co/NzGKrYg4iuThis is great from @reihan on what Marco Rubio's all about. https://t.co/o4V73pawWR @ilkandcookies Yeah, we'll see how it comes out! @ilkandcookies Got two suits, with two extra pairs of paints and 4 shirts for $1300 (US) @alanwongw L&K Custom Tailor. I just walked in on a whim. But seemed solid. Who knows though. @2William Hong KongI wonder if there's a Chinese Trump who's offended that this says Season's Greetings instead of Happy New Year https://t.co/w4DslY0DWoCorrelations across asset classes w/ Chinese equities/oil prices well above averages. Latest https://t.co/dP64kvxsHT https://t.co/0tEx5NOxdx
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalHow all grocery shopping should be @ 旺角街市 Mong Kok Market https://t.co/3XQL4iYkpeToday is the day Unicorn CEOs begin to learn what a PE ratio is. And the cold reality that a 30-40 PE is a high valuation.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalSo I just bought a tailored suit. As I leave, tailor says: "I come to NYC a lot. I have a lot of Jewish customers!" Lol.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalClassy, China releases report into Tianjin explosion just as country goes on holiday for new year: https://t.co/1ir7gdJGEh
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe definition of weird is catching up on old episodes of The Good Wife and suddenly realizing you're in it! https://t.co/eACLcPPFLe
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI'm doubling down on #Minsky this yr, speaking 25th Annual Conference https://t.co/FfpPB1feHI & Minsky Summer School https://t.co/mfLVHUAB8c
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalIf true, none of this seems to have broken through. https://t.co/vYFcK5YvXO @JimPethokoukis @TheStalwart In the general, he’ll probably be hit for his absurd tax plan but republicans dgaf.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalYeah, this is what I've been thinking. Rubio getting hammered on immigration doesn't weaken him for the general... https://t.co/m9gnIHkeJ4Something I've been thinking about: Sanders is hammering Clinton on stuff that hurts her in the general. Is the same happening w/ GOP fight?Gundlach Says 'Frightening' Seeing Financial Stocks Below Crisis https://t.co/e4DQaeTc65 via @business
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal