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Co-host of 'What'd You Miss?' on BloombergTV. Editor at @business. Fan of poker, chess, (American) handball, country music, and Chinese food.

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The gold standard is alive and well in our minds. @heardattheCME Yes @tomgara It was easy for me.I don't see Trump recovering from this."This is my last resort." --Fannie-Freddie @paparoach
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @ThePantau I wish!I'm sad I didn't' go to that ZeroHedge conference in Marfa. @sknthla #declineThis day in history: the first ATM opens at a Barclays branch in London. June 27, 1967.
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalML: Clients buy bond proxies, sell almost everything else
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthalfrom 5-7am, it doesn’t get much better than @bsurveillance w/ @tomkeene
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThe only entertaining part of this whole dumpster fire of a bill will be watching Cruz vote yea.
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @ComfortablySmug @leftoutside @alexhern @johnb78 @GavinHJackson If they're not, then the term MSM is meaningless (which it is either way, tbh) @leftoutside @alexhern @johnb78 @GavinHJackson BBC is definitely MSM. @BaldingsWorld @TheStalwart there is also a listed company in Hong Kong making wooden combs, in case you are wonder…
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal*GOOGLE GETS RECORD EU2.42B FINE FOR SKEWING SEARCH RESULTS don't think there's a single topic that I understand as well as @M_C_Klein understand's Thucydides @Ned_Donovan This is why I'm here. To help you out. @SoumayaKeynes Love Google alerts for discovering which high school athletes share the names of famous people in finance and gov.Peter Navarro been a bit quiet lately
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalMichelle Meyer will guest host @BloombergTV @bsurveillance w/@tomkeene today from 6-7am ET
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalThis is a real full stack umbrella company. They make the cloth and the shaft. Graham & Dodd.And by "not often" I mean, I've never even heard of an umbrella stock before.It's not often that you hear about an umbrella company stock crashing. Kong small-cap plunge wipes out $6.1 billion in value. now, three Republican Senators oppose moving forward on the healthcare bill. to the booming Texas port at the center of U.S. oil exports
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalFT Alphaville: A weekend in Texas with ZeroHedge readers, Part 1
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWhat'd I miss?
So cool. Love #Billions and found this podcast so entertaining!
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @ComfortablySmug when Joe tweeted this? Days are getting shorter. I'm already packing my shorts away and pulling out those…
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @pinkhasov I'm terrible, but I'd be down for sure @pinkhasov Do they actually have racket sports there?Tension between cleaning workers and police outside the Ministry of Interior today in Athens #Greece
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalTalks between gov't, unionists on trash jobs collapse @ekathimerini #Greece #GarbageStrike
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalWhen's @wet coming out with another album? @UreshP That's satire @EMostaque Why do you foresee massive deflation?.@sahilkapur coming up next to talk about this morning's weak Durable Goods report. @harryh idkThe Senate bill would see 26% less Medicaid spending than current law over the next 10 years.… 1628, Better Care Reconciliation Act of 2017
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal"you should melt one of your gold medals into a fidget spinner"
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Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalDavid Kotok of @CumberlandADV up next! time. @BondsFx From the Rodman peak.Potcoin is down about 40% since Rodman's trip to North Korea. bloodbath. @MylesUdland @benjaminburke It should be up 26% then. @ungarino Who would have ever guessed?$HTZ shares up 13% because Apple is leasing three cars from them. Three.
Retweeted by Joe Weisenthal @stevekovach @MylesUdland Get a Richard Spencer cut like MylesBirth and death of the travelers cheque. (Offed by the credit card).
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalJeff brought his Fibonacci's. #ebiwest
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalHuh. lineup is next level @sahilkapur That's what I mean: Eventually, with the revisions. They'll get it done. @sahilkapur Cmon, we all know it's going to pass, right?If StockStream ever has an ETF, the prospectus will have to identify "Troll Risk" in the Risk Factors section. can't tell which is worse: Prada selling an expensive money clip or E*Trade running ads that promote the idea of getting rich quick.It's mortifying that Prada is selling an unnecessary luxury item at a high price. to return to journalism to lead world-beating team of economists & economics reporters @Bloomberg Economics
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalAn unfortunate result of the Facebook-optimized content era is that every headline looks the same.…
Retweeted by Joe WeisenthalAmazon's new echo has a screen. @MaxNisen Got it. Thanks. @MaxNisen What are some of the regulations that they could change? @MaxNisen That's also how the House bill started, right? @MaxNisen And does this bill allow for those same waivers? @jasonzweigwsj Whoa, I didn't know he lived in Brattleboro. Lived there for many years. @MaxNisen I thought the house bill de facto got rid of it. @MaxNisen Why do you think gauranteed issue isn't going anywhere?.@Lavorgnanomics leaving Deutsche Bank. @charlescwcooke Good one. @JayCaruso @ComfortablySmug Like everything else he tweets tbh