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Co founder of award winning Play-Tone recording artist -The Wonders

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Joined Twitter 4/3/11


I'm headling @StandUpNY for the first time next Friday the 31st at 7:30 PM. I'd really love you to come, It would m… https://t.co/1BHMyVCgod
8/20
2018
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 https://t.co/NmaUHrg9fx
8/19
2018
@luisadieznuts Isn’t this the same person?
8/17
2018
Had a fun time talking emotional support dogs and peacocks on Great Day Live. https://t.co/T7VX3u61Rs
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingPick this up for my show on August 31!!!!! https://t.co/G6uiysDgkADETAILS OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE DO NOT INTEREST ME https://t.co/1mlzOLbROR#Repost @maramarek ・・・ PITTSBURGH. This is exactly ONE WEEK AWAY! And this show is one very close to my heart as I… https://t.co/ToYm3mOsQO
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8/16
2018
PITTSBURGH. This is exactly ONE WEEK AWAY! And this show is one very close to my heart as I’m performing with my… https://t.co/bz2dZJbOwe
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingBACK ON ONE OF MY FAVES TONIGHT!!!!! https://t.co/Xy7iaZgYeH @derek_del @TheFrankOzJam 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
8/15
2018
@Schrotime @StandByYourBand U EITHER DIE THE HERO OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME THE VILLAINMy name is Ahri... AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE https://t.co/JIKSIR2PLg
8/13
2018
@ReallySamEvans Tried to get mine to be #imwithher but she shot it downTonight is the night! The #Perseids meteor shower, caused by debris left behind by the Comet Swift-Tuttle, peaks ov… https://t.co/AKqd8FS1ET
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8/12
2018
You have NO IDEA how much time this will save me https://t.co/t3DDSlqGso
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingKylie Jenner has been 21 for 18 years @Jeanbabyone Love is LoveA good friend sends u a pic of them shitting
8/10
2018
I hate when women tell stories about guys not being able to get erect during sex. THAT’S MY MOVEHow'd you like @AndrewTCollin in YOU GOT LEFT @SpeakUp_RiseUp @TheTankNYC w/@THEYCALLMEAHRI @ashernovek @AltonPR?… https://t.co/N2cfx0CgCa
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingDM this tweet to someone in Scotland so they can come to the show with @natashavaynblat and @natedern in the Edinbu… https://t.co/UpMXcMnzKb
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingMy dental hygienist negs me like she read The Game @SillyGideon https://t.co/3tdw3XVB74 @SillyGideon Nov 6Anderson- Can you provide any insight into today’s proceedings? Stone- YOUVE BEEN HIT BY, YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY, A S… https://t.co/DMaIUpuPRl
8/9
2018
I’m tryin to get sick abs for the midterms @mikerecine only movie that has made me laugh, cry and crave foodPeople don’t talk enough about how great the movie Chef is...
8/8
2018
@Schrotime https://t.co/U8LlTC7TeJTrust the Process @Schrotime https://t.co/5D2vBKL0SPthis sounds like two elves are getting married https://t.co/EdA570fBmp
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingDamn JFK looks great https://t.co/q8jiB2qzJUI just had a 90 year old lady come up to me and ask if we know each other and I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this
8/7
2018
@Jeffmascheen I’m here to talk whenever u needI know she isn't your daughter and some of you will glance and move on....PLEASE...today don't do that. PLEASE....t… https://t.co/SClDgjFJ6l
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingThis is really gonna come in handy two years ago. https://t.co/bQKugw6eRk
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @JuddLegum they still have a press pass?FREE JIMMER https://t.co/IecWP6weymI'll BE HERE TONIGHT https://t.co/4k1idBRVmXTFW U ACCIDENTALLY DRESS LIKE U OWN THE RAILROAD https://t.co/WC41bDHbLd @AndyFiori His veneers are all looseSP @LukeMones https://t.co/Cyf5hI71i4
8/6
2018
Sinner is better than true detective
8/5
2018
https://t.co/w9uEUPcnz5I wish I had boobs on my back so my boyfriend would rub it more.
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingPeople with good posture should be interrogated and treated as an enemy of the state
8/4
2018
@yoitsthesav FUCK YOU
8/3
2018
Come to this! https://t.co/5o6PqUzxY8
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8/2
2018
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN https://t.co/HJYMSDRYf6 @BTMurr U know daddy don’t work Thursday’s @BTMurr @AlisonLeiby NOT for ice cream @BrendanSagalow Apparently he does acting too?!?!?!?MAKE THEM STOP @AlisonLeiby https://t.co/30N13aV93QFUCK THAT MAKES TWO OF US https://t.co/YspwFUzMzm @AaronKleiber Salmon? @BrendanSagalow @LukeMones Typical Brendan. Forgetting poison and plastic bullets existtonight @TheFancyShow features @imAndyHaynes @Missckc @SamtTaggart @JattyRobinson @MrSeanPatton w/ guest host… https://t.co/WgayZlSPAV
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingTONIGHT do a happy dance cause we got @imandyhaynes @missckc @samttaggart @JattyRobinson @mrseanpatton w/ guest hos… https://t.co/KS0sbk6Or5
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @JohnJohnPhenom @TheFancyShow @NotMikeJoyce https://t.co/Ve3nT4da77Hosting the @TheFancyShow tonight. I have it on good authority that @NotMikeJoyce is giving out free cheese to anyo… https://t.co/dXwIUbkS5XI TALKED WITH THE OTHER JEWS AND WE ARE FILLED TO CAPACITY https://t.co/BTii4WwZvJ
8/1
2018
ABARAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER BITCH https://t.co/tXbNtoxg4eFLATBUSH MISDEMEANORS (@flatbushbabies) is an Official Selection in @LAFilmFestival. Full list & all eps online- https://t.co/pw6Mp4AhbF
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingY’all coming out to my album recording? Yea you are. @creekandcave #sexyweekend #raddudecast https://t.co/tzakNDrVPg
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7/31
2018
Wednesday night I am doing a longer set at @ComedyCellarUSA at The Fat Black Pussycat! Make reservations now… https://t.co/KD9lC1CAcC
Retweeted by Ahri Findlingat least he is consistent with saying no to pre-existing conditions https://t.co/85PogvLvXpAug 31st @StandUpNY Get your tix to see me With @courtmaginnis and @NoahBuiltTheARK https://t.co/AkLTCU0Oj4 https://t.co/8MJqslX5tt
7/30
2018
Either you have stopped your act 10 mins in and start playing Simon sez or u haven’t bombedYou had me at We https://t.co/3bgInhbJUfHow many Sephoras do I have to walk into before someone acknowledges my Iron Man suit?!?!?I go to the container store to feel"If it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer” -me when my wife asks me to go to the HamptonsHAD ME AT HELLO https://t.co/N9PLtILLQ9
7/29
2018
@iamryanbeck @ComedyCentral @natedern Dye your hair blondeHow is naming a movie “fast and furious” after there is already a movie in the franchise called “the fast and the f… https://t.co/78BewIXqsO
7/28
2018
@jp_mcdade Hahahaha https://t.co/CUPHymk4aWIt’s insane how often Twitter lets me know that @jp_mcdade liked a golfers tweet @mary_cella https://t.co/UuRW9Jhj0dMe trying to ignore my anxiety. https://t.co/LtXUwuH4gy
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7/27
2018

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