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Co founder of award winning Play-Tone recording artist -The Wonders

575 Following   811 Followers   8,056 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/11


I just beat my wife’s extend family in hearts on the last hand of the game and they are gonna hear about it for the next 30 fucking yearsBuild a wall around Philly! Deport eagles fans! https://t.co/WQA2bgGEzSHOLY BALLS WATCH @joshgondelman https://t.co/aB2QhClXLrHow do I lose weight in my forehead? @Schrotime U never grease down the poles early. Everyone knows that. MUSH
1/21
2018
We got a great Ep this week!!!! Listen and subscribe ya boners https://t.co/eDdbtKm5BW
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1/20
2018
@gregstone_ I can provide shoeDad just sent me a text that said "WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME"... Dude is gettin put in a home @BrooklynRon @gregstone_ good call. way ahead of me @BrooklynRon @gregstone_ yea I would accept this if you walked to the coffee shop and back in themFACEBOOK LIVE @gregstone_ https://t.co/pUC5KK90AYIf this gets 500 retweet’s I’ll eat a shoe
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1/18
2018
@JuliaLouisOlson @mikerecine Chilli tho. I LOVE MAKING CHILLI @mikerecine @JuliaLouisOlson Listen. I LOVE SOUPS. I just think they’ve been perfected and I don’t need to make them. Gimme some progresso @ComicJosh NO PASS @mikerecine This is crazy mike @sgcollin20 @AndrewTCollin Hard pass @AndrewTCollin @sgcollin20 Sounds like an idiotIf you find out I'm making my own soups, shoot me in the fucking head.TONIGHT AT UNION HALL. ITS A SHOW. ITS FUN. https://t.co/KBe2NrVgB9
1/17
2018
No man with this haircut has ever been up to anything good https://t.co/SZsdGfU1nH
1/16
2018
Just fucking make snakes illegal already. STOP THIS @caseyJsalengo https://t.co/vYX7t9OQ9GNothing terrifies me more than a child singing softly...I think all my friends should have to to check in at the end of every week and let me know where they stand so I can focus my energy.I have the type of anxiety where I feel like my friends are constantly mad at me for who I am. What's that called?… https://t.co/s8VW4emS0n
1/15
2018
You- aliens aren’t real! Octopus- Hold my beer https://t.co/f7GeHiF7a5Hey @RandPaul I fixed your statement https://t.co/S533qijdSY
1/14
2018
@GlitterCheese @noahgcomedy I’ll take conversations amongst Jews for 400 Alex @TheRealAadil She was next to me and approved when I tweeted it. With her nipple out @TheRealAadil I’m repulsed by it. But it keeps fucking happening and I hate itMy wife and I are the youngest people in this 4pm showing of The Post by 100 yearsThe best part about my sister having a baby is that I’ve seen her nipples a tonHit rock bottom yesterday. Fell asleep in the dentist chair with not one but two people’s hands in my mouth @TommyMcNam The cyst is here to stay Tommy. It’s all I have @nerdwich I been saying u like gang se-hwang for yearsMy sister said I can only see my niece between 11-1, 4-6:15, or 7:30-8:45. Didn’t realize I was trying to get a tour of fucking Ellis island
1/13
2018
@PatrickHastie @dashboardmusic @ConanOBrien @TBSNetwork @FueledByRamen Don't wait, not sure this thing will be on demand @dashboardmusic @PatrickHastie @ConanOBrien @TBSNetwork @FueledByRamen Damn.. this is the ultimate vindication. @caseyJsalengo just trying to understand. Any other info here? @caseyJsalengo ???I’m on @BenningtonShow on @SiriusXMComedy at 130pm today. Headlining @CarolinesonBway on Jan. 30 at 730pm, singing… https://t.co/fmsn3MflYf
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1/12
2018
Come to this tonight https://t.co/zv8D9BnsCX
1/11
2018
Been doing this for 6 years. Good to find out the benefits https://t.co/HiRfI4FbWQ
1/10
2018
mom’s computer got a virus https://t.co/pQeq31cLeG
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingMy arch rival and infamous cuck @dunkinswan joins @LukeMones and I on @ALLTHEBESTPOD listen rate and subscribe and… https://t.co/aFqxaoQRxs
1/9
2018
@yoitsthesav THUNDERDUNK @Schrotime watch itJust found out Zendaya isn't a cryptocurrency
1/8
2018
2007 was a long time ago. INFLUENCER is everywhere this February. https://t.co/GZhd59Lmta
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @mikeabrusci Damn @mikeabrusci What’s that?They say you should never go to sleep angry so I haven’t slept in about 14 yearsMy sister just had a baby and our mom wants to go by G MOMMA. Expect her mixtape to drop in March
1/7
2018
Killer Set by @GaryVider https://t.co/kNrnRLmqWo
1/5
2018
Typical government... decided via bowl https://t.co/8n3jo044SeWe call that ULTRA reform https://t.co/AzHcDDnToeThis checks out. Give a like and subscribe. We get to 100k downloads and I’ll change the handle https://t.co/ObOh03Lx9vLaugh It Up, Astoria returns tonight at 9pm with: @jaqifurback @BakerBone @THEYCALLMEAHRI @IANfidance & hosts… https://t.co/790gjFN4fb
Retweeted by Ahri Findling9pm tonight! Laugh It Up, Astoria returns with @jaqifurback @BakerBone @THEYCALLMEAHRI @jennwehrung @iamlizsimons a… https://t.co/S0kuLe0eFx
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1/4
2018
@ohJuliatweets ugh. never not once.LIL K CUP https://t.co/r5vUW9vVj4
1/3
2018
new episode of All the Best now on iTunes, the podcast app, and wherever podcasts are sold. For free, of course. Su… https://t.co/5vPVdQ1WUT
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingOur @ALLTHEBESTPOD Christmas ep was so good we had to put it out on Jan 2. listen here https://t.co/WeXSmxIdZSYou know someone is ready to by a father when they are just walking around New York City on New Years Day taking no… https://t.co/Zt99P1UYaxYou think his family is pissed that no one ever wants to go back in time and stop the William McKinley assassination? @JakeyJim28 i remember when you could buy a soda pop for a nickelLEAVE KEANU REEVES ALONE, DUDE JUST WANTS TO RIDE THE SUBWAY AND BE A GOOD PERSON! WE ARE FOLLOWING HIM AROUND LIKE ITS THE TRUMAN SHOWJudging by how many she wears, this girl in my office must be sponsored by berets.Nothing has ever concerned my mother as much as black ice. Literally the only reason she called me from 2011-2014WHAT DOES THIS SENTENCE MEAN? GOOD ON VAPES. WHAT'S JUULS AND WHAT IS A VSCO? https://t.co/abKlvIgTLP
1/2
2018
12/31- I can each as much cheese fondue as I want 1/1- https://t.co/jqyuC9JQWtThey should do daylight savings on New Year’s Day. Just really fuck with people
1/1
2017
😂 my iPhone X facial recognition isn’t working rn.... https://t.co/0SwjwtF6J6
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @iamryanbeck It was good cbs morning today
12/31
2017
“Who’s that? Now who’s that? What about that? And her? She’s who now?- me while being forced to watch vanderpump @JakeyJim28 U think he saw this?
12/29
2017
You should never tell a couple they look alike unless they are both blindThe combination of people I follow on Instagram should be illegal
12/28
2017

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