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Co founder of award winning Play-Tone recording artist -The Wonders

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Joined Twitter 4/3/11


Five new faces from the brand that discovered all the people you love. Get the details on The Creators Program.… https://t.co/qcA4v9YfhT
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4/26
2018
@TheRealAadil Seems okWe’re not a racist country? In every city, we call the place where Chinese people hangout Chinatown. It’s not a sec… https://t.co/oHUTf1JLzMI like how we named a part of New York “Hell’s Kitchen” in the 1800’s and still to this day we are like... Yea that still sounds rightCARROTS ARE MERELY A VESSEL FOR HUMMUS. AND I AM MERELY A VESSEL FOR GOD'S VOICE!!!! @realDonaldTrump Ask him about why my phone keeps dying“Thank you Kanye, very cool!” was my Sr quote https://t.co/ziGHhyt8IUI went to the same summer camp as Mark Zuckerberg. It’s insane that our camp has two people with a combined net wor… https://t.co/2iQN6fNHxwNothing scares me more than getting a text that just says WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS. I don't know what this is about but I'm definitely out $200We came to an agreement, I agree to a temp of 73, and she agrees to have sex with me.My wife and I can't agree on a sleeping temperature. I like it around 68 degrees, and she would prefer the temperature of the sun.A SMOOTH CRIMINAL https://t.co/aZUx9LPOYm🎵YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY... A SMOOTH CRIMINAL🎵 https://t.co/mY2VvdFI0N
4/25
2018
Crazy that when you used to get caught saying things like this you would get fired. I assume he will be promoted to… https://t.co/3zbUdtqRIC @sirchrisdaniels @silkyjumbo I hate an all hat trick showtime crew. Get up on them barsHi! I run a podcast I’m very proud, “Mourning Coffee” (@MourningCoffeeP.), where I talk to comics about grief, loss… https://t.co/fm562tbI7D
Retweeted by Ahri Findlinghi buddies! one of my bigger freelance gigs dried up and i'm looking to take on more work! i'm good at the things l… https://t.co/YWhISb6AIu
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingEVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS, I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU. https://t.co/zQArcIBBsiNothing I love more than two people actively trying not to see each other.
4/24
2018
Finally! WTF AVRIL https://t.co/MZIxO91Kz5
4/23
2018
@clsauer https://t.co/NjYFZVCDoe @clsauer Not all men wear capes @clsauer Checks out
4/22
2018
@JuliaLouisOlson @caseyJsalengo We gotta get a Sunday morning watch Party @iamryanbeckOne for Chicken Blockers please
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingHappens to the best of us, don’t let it get to u https://t.co/KbhXe0zFbYConservatively go through 4 pairs of headphones a quarterSomeone please delete iMovie from this turds phone https://t.co/DjGM8XkD8sHonestly thought this was @TrumpComedyNerd https://t.co/Cg6QWDTPcKITS THE RESOLUTE DESK DONNY, USE A FUCKIN COASTER https://t.co/OFfRj77fPn
4/21
2018
@mikeabrusci Talk shit about hubie and I’ll fuckin kill you @Oak_Aged https://t.co/C3WsDimWq8 @Oak_Aged sounds like someone is jealousCOME HELP US SPREAD DEMOCRACY https://t.co/sHf3QlhHwhILL RETURN A POKE FROM 6 YEARS AGO. IDGAF
4/20
2018
What should we make as the official attire for baseball umpires?? Seems like knee pads and a blazer is our only option!Scott Pruit sure is Counceleman dexharting his way through the governmentBBQ sauce is better than ketchup on everything but eggs. And THAT is why I’m announcing my Candidacy for governor o… https://t.co/zlz9r4J0qrI'm hosting a new show called "The Loop" on @WhistleSports! watch Episode 1 here and look out for my new jacket whi… https://t.co/IYrrnd3JJf
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingI live my life one disaronno on the rocks at a timebeen wearing a fannypack all day. dont @ meNYC: You do not want to miss this incredible lineup at a special late-night @creekandcave comedy 10pm, $5 gets you… https://t.co/wyjqHwvMgl
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4/19
2018
Hey this is cool! We’re gonna get nice on Sirius XM! Boast Rattle is a new show on @SiriusXMComedy, check it out! https://t.co/N8UmrRaNcu
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingDunno what happened in 2013. But my mom came out firing https://t.co/EGI6ppnU1U
4/17
2018
@luisadieznuts Oh shit. We got pics? @luisadieznuts What were batteries used for?My wife- We can have sex, but FYI I’m gassy Me- https://t.co/ERCNMf3dGJPistachios are great but if I have to unshell every nut I might as well start my own farm
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @mikeabrusci https://t.co/YpBmSsQNpNATTENTION @mikeabrusci https://t.co/m7DFHY34N8
4/16
2018
Im watching a man tie his girlfriend’s shoe because her pants are too tight to bend over, and we all deserve that kind of love in our lives.
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4/15
2018
Jokes on you, I taught Dan smith everything he knows about guitarMy biggest fear is running into my therapist in the wild
4/14
2018
fuck, marry, kill: stormy, melania, syria
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @Oak_Aged Thanks bud!Friendly reminder we are bombing a country that we don’t accept refugees from...Hey @netflix can a guy get a shuffle button. I’m losing my mind making decisionsIt was 1960 and doo-wop was the sound on the streets. It felt like there was a doo-wop group on every corner back t… https://t.co/V9kKiqIFf7 @drosenberg13 Is that the reason it has no faves? @thisdiegolopez @rosebudbaker @mikeabrusci FUGITIVE POPETonight at 7 start your weekend off with 🔥🔥🔥 @KrystynaHutch @RobbySlowik @THEYCALLMEAHRI @AkaashSingh @MattPavichhttps://t.co/kYscEalMG6
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4/13
2018
My Debut Album is Available Now! https://t.co/jy8KxW3egB
Retweeted by Ahri FindlingKILLER #OnTheOffensive planned for tomorrow at @NewYorkComedy! Featuring: @KrystynaHutch @RobbySlowikhttps://t.co/LZwclXa7xW
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4/12
2018
@JakeHead_ Told uWait until he realizes what he did to the national debt https://t.co/vT3BUZ18LO
4/11
2018
Now Mr. Zuckerbird...how can my constituents be sure that these facebooks won’t show up on their front lawn one day… https://t.co/httaHLL8kp
Retweeted by Ahri Findling @GlitterCheese YES!
4/10
2018
Loveseat does sound way better than fuck couch
4/8
2018
If I learned anything from ready player one it’s that you look like a real turd playing in VRDo we even know if @KingJames like three billboards? We seem to really be sure billboards are the best way to get h… https://t.co/0bWWbIzpRS
4/6
2018
@caseyJsalengo https://t.co/H23HgOYbZC
4/5
2018
Any interest @HarperCollins https://t.co/af7orQrEHNYou would be surprised how nice the people are in the comments section on the youtube feed for the White House press briefing @UFOlogyPodcast @EmilyMcWinter @samcoryrose @brian_bahe need to start gofundme to get you a new inflatable alien
4/4
2018
Check out our newest episode w/ sweet boy @THEYCALLMEAHRI https://t.co/RN4K735PgM
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4/3
2018
Oh boy, it's snowing again but the forecast for Wednesday says no snow so please come to Revision. We'll have drin… https://t.co/pKm20iquKV
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4/2
2018
This man is now an enemy of the state... https://t.co/V4K7k98qdX
4/1
2018
At my Seder I’m Alice Cooper https://t.co/uMh5Mr75Q6This picture that they are using is a hate crime. Give a listen https://t.co/KJljGNMtd0
3/30
2018

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