I make things. They'll probably come back to haunt me in a few years' time. YOUTUBE: https://t.co/sPckzShxW6 FB: https://t.co/zF450hHAvo IG/SNAPCHAT: tomscottgo
@BothersBar That's obviously a reboot of the 2005 series IS THIS THE WAY TO AMARILLO.
@ScootyRSN Not from here, but the links at https://t.co/Ob9WFEJweN will put the right cookie on your browser :) @cackhanded @coldclimate I actually had a line about "salt and sauce" but cut it as it wasn't strictly relevant! @BRE_Group No worries, thanks – sorry to pester! @juliakite So I reckon that might be because they overdilute it to save money. At the right concentration, it should taste almost identical. @CharlesYarnold They were really good. That probably doesn't help. :) @BRE_Group Hello! Sent an email asking about filming with you last week but didn't get a reply: is there a better address to send it to? :)New video! The fake vinegar in British fish and chip shops: https://t.co/3H69JjcJLW @cr3 @jonty @hllnS @iamdanw In similar "nope not a chance you're not getting me on that": https://t.co/P3nGpk06Xb @MuiJonathan That's a lovely screenshot! @hllnS @iamdanw I would love to do that. However, entry to that pool involves a jump off a very high platform, and NOPE nope nope
@brianftang "Registration is limited to US citizens." (I couldn't make it to New Orleans then, anyway, but thank you for the link!)
New Park Bench! Today, @unnamedculprit and I discuss the 50 Shades of Matt Gray: https://t.co/6w9B4bU6Ts @hexapodium @chrisdwoo Okay that also works but then I have to pretend that Nemesis was an actual film and, just, ugh.(And before anyone asks, yes, the law holds because Nemesis just wasn’t a Star Trek film. Don’t get teenage-fanboy-me started on that.)The law of every other Star Trek film being good holds. I thoroughly enjoyed Beyond. Even the… well, I'll let you all see it first. 🖖
@Sc1naps Too busy just yelling "TOGETHER" really loud! @BothersBar I don’t want to get your hopes up too high but basically YESAbsolutely perfect @petshopboys gig at @RoyalOperaHouse. So many lasers. I danced. It takes a lot for me to dance. https://t.co/xoncAcfx4p @hollygramazio Sorry to say I have plans tonight, but I am in theory up for impromptu parks in future if this becomes a regular thing :)
I've been avoiding Twitter lately for many reasons, but there really is no other place to post a sentence like that. @kateru If there aren't dinosaur Pokémon there, something's gone wrong. @tef I think you just got a bingo on "sentences that would make no sense five years ago"I live in a tiny flat. It's the hottest day of the year. I somehow bought a ready meal that needs the oven, not the microwave. Wish me luck.
@DavBlayn Sure, fill in the form, but part of the reason behind it is so people actually subscribe to your channel when they get there! @garybrannan Strong Finnish translation work here. https://t.co/a6gKUAieRh(The wonderful not-Pokémon illustrations in that video are by @beesesteeses: you should hire him for your animated things too!)New video! No, Pokémon Go can't read your email: https://t.co/W1kd8MheDu @ZeHamberglar “He reads books, y’know.“ — the subtitles get it right! @whoisdanw Not here — definitely swings male but not exclusivelyWalking through central London. Passing so many Pokémon Go players on their lunch breaks, alone or in groups. Never seen anything like it.
Some of this week's notes from Citation Needed's subtitler. @garybrannan must've been more excited than usual. https://t.co/p7W8meZtka @youngvulgarian That also means you can sing them to the tune of Goldfinger, if that helpsThis is why I didn’t immediately rush out and make a Pokémon Go privacy video. There’s usually more to the story. https://t.co/Pe1AIeohKb
@Akki14 I think all I can reply to that with is “well done”…! @jamesgrime Nicely done!New video! The scientifically inaccurate dinosaurs that must stay that way: https://t.co/CsHaffnxYZBasically having to ignore Twitter at the moment; not enough hours in the day! For anything important, email me: https://t.co/rzt3fN0lZn
@MoragHickman Yes! I played with Tilt Brush once, it’s AMAZING. I want one. Or I want one of my friends to buy one. Maybe two.New Park Bench with @unnamedculprit and @iamdanw! Looking back on @AdventLocker, plus a bonus tale from Dan: https://t.co/tpwOtNuUWT @Natbat @simonw All the very best to both of you! Have a photo of some goslings I just met. https://t.co/hKcFLTAQmD
@lohphat @MinuteEarth We had a long argument about that! I naturally pronounce it with a soft g, but that sounds weird to many people. @MinuteEarth I love the fact you actually drew me into this, floppy hair and all :)I did a video with @MinuteEarth! It's about Null Island, the busiest place that doesn't exist: https://t.co/17t3IeFoA1 @Sc1naps Didn’t see you take that! Thanks for inviting me :) @thixotropic I’m not sure whether your cat’s doing a good job or a bad job.New Citation Needed! Today, @unnamedculprit, @garybrannan and Chris on Camp Bonifas and Yorkshire Scouting: https://t.co/3JsTWr3IcX
@whattheflynn @DavidJBodycombe @bandanachap That’s lovely! I’ll CC @stecks into that too :)New video! The Bus Replacement Rail Service (and yes, that's the right way round): https://t.co/aqagqEhr6n @Pearfalse I’ve got Rachel Stevens’ “Some Girls” in my head with changed lyrics now so thanks for that @abbiistabbii Thanks! Alas, I’m not headed that way :) @EliMSchwartz I’ve tried both. Absolutely fell for the Vive. Don’t have room, or time, though! @ThePurpleDrazi That’s how it’s said in my dialect/accent. @abbiistabbii Good eye! And yes, that’s why I had to remove “unique” from my script when I was writing it…!
Filming Park Bench with @unnamedculprit. 14 minutes of as-live Q&A starts now. Send us your questions for 14 minutes only!Experiments at @YouTubeSpaceLon for a possible future project. https://t.co/MMLfsOYyHG @mattround London tip: it is considered rude to travel on the underground wearing just your socks @cr3 @youngvulgarian @RachaelKrishna I now have "bread sauce" going round my head to the tune of Bad Horse from Dr Horrible so there's that
I didn’t know you could send web pages with Apple’s AirDrop. I suppose @unnamedculprit could have sent me far worse. https://t.co/ztWyDciSjiToday @unnamedculprit and I are joined on a Bench by @iamdanw! We’re here for about half an hour, wherever here is… https://t.co/bWrCXU5KOE @cr3 I typed ME and then I remembered history and maybe I'll pass @Computerphile Both are valid; it depends on your dialect!New video! The man who invented, then hated, shopping malls: https://t.co/i7P47hSdCs
Road trip with @cr3. Late night driving in the rain. S Club 7 playing. Traditionally this doesn’t end well for me, but I’m feeling good. @tef Hi https://t.co/ia7PZaZneQNew Citation Needed! Today, @unnamedculprit, @garybrannan and Chris handle BackpackersXpress and the Disco Carriage: https://t.co/EgIf2PPFFE(A niche joke for anyone following both the current British political disaster and Korean game/reality show “The Genius”, there.)I really hope someone in Boris’ office had “Extreme Ways” cued up for when Gove made his announcement this morning. https://t.co/Bpsz7TVAZZ
@chrisapplegate Is that Icelandic commentator back on duty tonight? I do hope so.Because people have asked, I've put some thoughts on Brexit in a Facebook note. It has no predictions whatsoever. https://t.co/Ii0zOqPV0g @sheilamu @RobinKuiper_ Right now, the definition is “the mass of this thing”! @wing_sparrow For many reasons, the scientists I talked to disagree: access to the standard is important! @ogbajoj Purely coincidental!New video! Nobody’s exactly sure how much a kilogram is right now (with @NPL): https://t.co/zrGshCMc0U @phototropy I can’t make it to that, but all the best: you’re absolutely right.