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I make things. They'll probably come back to haunt me in a few years' time. YOUTUBE: https://t.co/sPckzShxW6 FB: https://t.co/zF450hHAvo IG/SNAPCHAT: tomscottgo

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Joined Twitter 7/30/07


@myvirginkitchen @FreshandPrispy Alas, it's mostly the remains of the just-popped balloon, which have to go somewhe… https://t.co/hbeyKAF416
4/24
2018
@cliffexcellent @myvirginkitchen @barshens It's been a vague plan for a long time, but our schedules never match up! @TaylorFBrim @myvirginkitchen @dailyblastlive Just to be clear, that reply is NOT permission to use the video, you… https://t.co/vs6bWMAkkb @PoliteIceCream @myvirginkitchen I now regret not including the line "if we all catch the Andromeda Strain, it's been nice knowing you"! @TaylorFBrim @myvirginkitchen @dailyblastlive Glad you like the video! You'd need to license it for rebroadcast, ha… https://t.co/nIXrZayQ7N @BothersBar I am 100% on board for Die Hard The Game Show.Brilliant! I suspected there'd be one out there; I've learned not to try and claim a world first on the internet. https://t.co/co00Q4c3NK @DanNerdCubed You only win by sending your opponent through the suspiciously-weakened table of the baby-changing station thoughNew video! We sent garlic bread to the edge of space, then ate it: https://t.co/0czSVjccIT (featuring @myvirginkitchen!)
4/23
2018
@cazm Either way, I'm taking it as a warning! @TeamPLF Twitter now may show tweets I like to all the people following me, which means I've got the same problem a… https://t.co/Ngn6f5syQT @DasGanon Hangouts on Air is a thing, but what I wanted was WhatsApp or similar to have an opt-in 'audience' option.So thanks to Talkshow (April 2016-December 2016) and Public (June 2016-no idea) for showing that "group chats with… https://t.co/ktO1C0YkwDI came up with a brilliant idea for an app, did some research, and found out the same idea has already been launche… https://t.co/Y7LWZ1j8EERight, here it is, the behind-the-scenes centrifuge video! Complete with terrifying description of what was going t… https://t.co/y23BCwC7y4This isn't so much a subtweet as just a really sarcastic way of giving a hint to any Adobe management folks following me @sam_cook Tom is not responding 🡺 Close Tom 🡺 Wait for Tom to respond[Adobe conf., late 2018] ADOBE EXEC: "Creative Cloud 2019 has no new features." [audience gasps] "Instead, this y… https://t.co/uOzi0gCt1Q @eventbrite Fortunately I just checked the Internet Archive and these terms weren’t in place for Citation Needed Li… https://t.co/3sUDEndSbOI was expecting this to be an overblown misreading of legal terms but, no, it’s entirely accurate. I’ve sold ticket… https://t.co/HVEaHRPXtO
4/22
2018
Thank you to all the #citationneeded audience today! Two shows done, and you were lovely. https://t.co/aM3DXOvpqRUpdate: it’s gone wrong https://t.co/MHFL3bvnyoLive from the Citation Needed green room. https://t.co/BbChInW0XK
4/21
2018
@soundofaspark No plans for that, but glad you like them! @cr3 See I would have replied to this with a picture of my air conditioner but you titled it "sext" and that makes it weird @alexhern Yes, but it summons Michael Buerk to do a slightly sinister voiceover of whatever's going on @tomblakeson I'll be honest, younger me would be very surprised to find out I'd ever have a job description of "millennial John Noakes"
4/20
2018
There's a new Unfinished London from @jayforeman, and I have a brief but illuminating cameo in it: https://t.co/jLnMBohNE9Time to update all the “select your country” dropdown boxes, and also update any code that insists all country name… https://t.co/MfqXkxNIZG
4/19
2018
@pa3weg @InesLauraDawson I run a Dell Precision which is ideal for that but may not be in budget. Dell XPS is meant… https://t.co/Ayqj8OM0FZ @sallylepage Definitely worth it!
4/18
2018
If you haven't been following the Windrush scandal, the sickening phrase "deported in error" pretty much sums up bo… https://t.co/5UsnnZtIZCRe: the destruction of Windrush archives - *this* is why we have archives and archivists. *This* is why you need to… https://t.co/UrhzpwautY
Retweeted by Tom Scott @geofftech @cr3 Okay look I don’t want this to sound like a callout to either of you but it’s in the actual Adobe R… https://t.co/2miFRry170
4/17
2018
@Cmdr_Hadfield Thanks! I’m glad you’re alive :) @Lixa123 @starrshiphope No long-term (or even short-term!) effects! @BronzeManul Fixed, thanks!New video! G-force, jerk, and passing out in a centrifuge: https://t.co/cxAAdw8tYe (thanks to the @starrshiphope team!)
4/16
2018
@ianvisits Oh, yeah, agreed, I just resent being lumped in with "sourfaced arse" there. (I'm also against National… https://t.co/vlIdxxwzDZ @ianvisits Controversial opinion: information boards shouldn't be used for things like that. Training people to ign… https://t.co/XaF2eeJjVF
4/15
2018
@tef @cr3 I am in awe @tef @cr3 I just giggled out loud in a service station and people looked at me weirdly, well done
4/13
2018
@jonty @cr3 @russss I think you can fork this as a start https://t.co/pHcOIdoZA3Someone's found an earlier ISO standard cup of tea on the internet! I'll update the video description. https://t.co/ceJ1EzOFfbNew video! Making an International Standard Cup of Tea: https://t.co/EOptIPK2MtGrading footage. I don't think @garybrannan is happy with me. https://t.co/emb8WEhGDT @CharlesYarnold @InstantArcade I’m envious and impressed. Congratulations!
4/9
2018
@ricardoautobahn @Phil_Gluvets Also “Pontypandymonium” is the sort of pun that’s so good it makes me a bit angry, well done @chrnochan @ricardoautobahn And many others! The Beatbox Saboteurs were the first tracks I heard.The European six-minute-slow power grid dispute has been solved! They ran the grid at 50.01Hz for a few weeks.… https://t.co/ixNHSWnwjq(That's by @ricardoautobahn, who's been responsible for a lot of good Weird Pop over the years.)I didn't know that a Pet Shop Boys style-parody of the Fireman Sam theme tune was what I needed this Sunday afterno… https://t.co/OQFkgwen95 @russss I think the worst part of that is his inability to thread tweets @CharlesYarnold You’re speedrunning Disney World. Amazing. Good luck!
4/8
2018
Many many thanks to @MoragHickman for letting me use her workshop as a last-minute set today! She makes beautiful t… https://t.co/hqfeyTxSS3
4/7
2018
@loureade @jonty @iamdanw @cr3 @unnamedculprit https://t.co/k8FM8ZKM4m @MilitantHobo @tarmo888 https://t.co/sGNsFritcq @LucyBellaEarl Wow, that happened fast. Congratulations!
4/4
2018
@tarmo888 @MilitantHobo Yes! Exactly. @tarmo888 @MilitantHobo Consider that there might be a difference between "it's technically public but it's incred… https://t.co/rpJJucsmcGAll the very very best to everyone evacuating @YouTube HQ. I'm lost for words. https://t.co/oc0WVHexDM @MilitantHobo For the overwhelming majority of people, this is not an international newspaper. It’s a little commun… https://t.co/CmRq9W4Rfp @insimonated Well, it was either start subtweeting "hey, maybe you could Cool It A Little", or flat-out blocking pe… https://t.co/fy7xgZiKIs @The_Dipl_Ing That's... kind of how analogies work? @MilitantHobo "If you don't want your photo taken, don't walk down the street." Sure, that's true. But if I had a f… https://t.co/rpyCOipYXS @tef The trouble is that at least here I know everything's public, whereas I'd be worried about accidental leakage… https://t.co/qlGonatwRq @meltymetroid There are a lot of great articles talking about that! This is from 2016, but there are more recent on… https://t.co/xOSHXigvrz @The_Dipl_Ing Not really. It's like if someone in a rural small town didn't lock their door because it's almost cer… https://t.co/kzayUle1jp @geofftech Amen.If you are either a friend who has posted a selfie today, or someone who inserts themselves into other people's con… https://t.co/rOZ78ZzZBbI need to have a second, private Twitter account so I can post encouraging replies to friends' selfies without worr… https://t.co/3K5FqBNXzs @Thelaserbearguy @bertieglbrt Alas, I never really got the Mighty Boosh!
4/3
2018
@chthonicionic @YouTube @YouTubeSpaceLon Thanks :) @NGamblin @Goldcoast_RR Nope, there wasn't a launch while I was in Florida! @QuizmasterDom @Goldcoast_RR Thanks for the heads up, I've updated the description!New video! The US president's bulletproof railcar: https://t.co/PC2VoIzdJi (thanks to @Goldcoast_RR!)
4/2
2018
The @starrshiphope team asked me to try to explain g-force while undergoing g-force. So they sent me flying with… https://t.co/5242nWpmif
4/1
2018
Every year @TRJeffries, @tomscott and I go through every @Eurovision entry and rate them out of 100! Here are this… https://t.co/BaJPi2BqkJ
Retweeted by Tom Scott @LucyBellaEarl @YouTube @YouTubeSpaceLon Thank you! :)
3/30
2018

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