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Trey Darley @treyka Brussels, Belgium

Director of Standards Development @newcontext; Technical Director @iot_isao; official @firstdotorg/@oasisopen liaison; bit-flipper; tweets are my own, etc.

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Joined Twitter 3/10/08


Welcome up anarchist club. The first rule is that there are no rules. The second rule is that there are no rules.… https://t.co/g3yRcKCmSE
Retweeted by Trey DarleyRaccoon 1: "Here's the plan, you go in the house, act like a cat and they'll give you food? Raccoon 2: "what are… https://t.co/l7O0BR3ZFm
Retweeted by Trey Darleyhttps://t.co/WTsfj6kSL2Just mix 10 kg of garlic and 210 grams of bulgur, then sprinkle with 230 grams of wasabi. Now you have a japanese tofu smoothie.
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4/22
2018
Get knokked downe nyne tymes. Get up eighte. Ninthe tyme, flye up ynto the skye. Ye are a dragon. The trees bende w… https://t.co/Iav9OSavDs
Retweeted by Trey DarleyJust overheard a little boy call rhinos ‘warrior unicorns’ and my mind is blown
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Retweeted by Trey Darleybefore you proceed, you must answer our riddles https://t.co/ccQfvs1c1P
Retweeted by Trey DarleyMassive BBC sound effects library now available in WAV format for free download for personal, educational, research… https://t.co/qxLJT22GIJ
Retweeted by Trey DarleyOh, gods, I just snorted milk out of my nose! 🤣 https://t.co/uS2cPqu9gr @theDawgCr8 Done and done ^_^the rock test. learn it. use it. https://t.co/yxB1PaThoR
Retweeted by Trey DarleyShazam but for whether someone is mad at you
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThat's literally my one and only hack for conventions: ask people what they've read lately. Oh, and go to bed when… https://t.co/sUAi8ymao0
Retweeted by Trey DarleyHey everyone, today is "International Don't Be a Dick On the Internet Day", which I just made up, so let's all try… https://t.co/PpK4jqHCpd
Retweeted by Trey DarleyFinal drafts of the Second Book of PoC||GTFO have been delivered to @nostarch, containing all the articles from PoC… https://t.co/Z25tp0oVzB
Retweeted by Trey DarleyTerrific looking lineup, kudos to the PC! ^_^ https://t.co/5zEoMnugorBest part of my #RSA2018: straight talk with that notable mensch @jack_daniel.I survived #RSA2018 with my sanity (mostly) intact. 😎 https://t.co/LEE5wWHO3MAt the end of 2018, Macs will have been using x86 chips longer than they were using PowerPC. https://t.co/UkihgYlsqT
Retweeted by Trey Darley @nigelkersten @puppetmasterd A/UX, anyone? https://t.co/jcUSj3dOzJI’m only in your feed right now because romaine lettuce is trending and I got jealous.
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4/21
2018
But the threat was coming...from inside the capybara! ☣ https://t.co/3NNPR1cV5jYesterday's CTI meetup was deeply gratifying. *So* much progress in the STIX/TAXII community in the past 5-6 years:… https://t.co/ZR5SvweSMHIn the misty dawn of prehistory the gods gazed down upon humanity and took pity. They gave us two gifts: dark humor and beer.
4/19
2018
If you’re still at #RSAC18 come Friday and you’re scared of spiders, I’m happy to announce that my talk will be 100… https://t.co/a2L2KPfn1tOhmygosh, this poem by Jennifer Chang! “The daffodils can go fuck themselves.” https://t.co/MchIhnKzT9
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4/17
2018
Cats on sheeps. That is all. https://t.co/4XIpjK3W5S
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4/16
2018
THINGS BOOKWORMS ARE ALLOWED TO DO • read a LITTLE or a LOT • fall in love with fictional worlds • build a comforta… https://t.co/wUUAmIuwaP
Retweeted by Trey DarleyATTENTION: baby lemmings can fit in a spoon. That is all. https://t.co/OaKCBMHH3K
Retweeted by Trey DarleyGreatest thing I’ve read in recent memory... https://t.co/CAcWW6cXFc
4/15
2018
Happy 102nd birthday to the queen, Beverly Cleary. https://t.co/kZQFExxIYV
Retweeted by Trey DarleyStupid pretexts for war are like Count Olaf, they keep coming back in transparently obvious disguises, fooling all… https://t.co/CWa6tNB8YZ
Retweeted by Trey DarleyLOL. https://t.co/JQq0AMRypt
Retweeted by Trey DarleySomething I've learned: If someone who respects you does something a bit inflammatory, privately letting them know… https://t.co/uRETVNIKu6
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4/12
2018
I just published “The Responsible Software Development Manifesto” https://t.co/qfeqnMEJid
Retweeted by Trey DarleyMy #RSAC talk on an idea whose time has finally come: Software Bill of Materials / Software Transparency. Vendors b… https://t.co/I9k1Os5HrG
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4/11
2018
Come and help us hack for beer ! Submit to the #BruCON0x0A CFP/CFT . Deadline is 30th of April.… https://t.co/foS3URJc42
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4/10
2018
Been meaning to see what's new with STIX 2? Interested in writing some code to automate your CTI? @OASISopen CTI TC… https://t.co/yObcX3dbkL
Retweeted by Trey DarleyDid you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condi… https://t.co/EY1aJc11hZ
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4/6
2018
To date, this is my favorite version of this meme. https://t.co/oIdkkDFCCi
Retweeted by Trey DarleyExcited to announce a full day of (free!) STIX2/TAXII2 training 06 June in the D.C. area with Richard Struse,… https://t.co/GAyrC6cvn8Chuffed to be leading a STIX2/TAXII2 workshop with Richard Struse at the 30th Annual @FIRSTdotOrg conference on beh… https://t.co/Ur8Rn2aPRAAn S3 bucket for your GDPR tears
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4/5
2018
Abstracts for the 5th LangSec Security & Privacy workshop updated: https://t.co/HEuyl8GENU Early bird discounts end… https://t.co/5mArbztcYF
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4/2
2018
@blueclock Yup, but somebody already came back with PTES.
3/27
2018
One of the mysteries still out there is why the West colonised half of the world for spices and they still don't know how to use them
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3/25
2018
'New on your e-reader: choose from four e-personality modes!’ (for the @guardianreview) https://t.co/fRR3zBkObF
Retweeted by Trey DarleyOpen Source Security Software Hackathon. Monday 26/03. Luxembourg. Courtesy of @circl_lu. Where all those who care… https://t.co/9Fxb2OItHj
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIs your child texting about ATT&CK? Know the signs: LOL: Loading Offensive Libraries ETA: Exploiting Trusted Accou… https://t.co/dRVurSr4uf
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIt’s seriously not hard to make someone’s day genuinely better. Tip a little more. Ask how they’re doing. Offer a h… https://t.co/AqKe7f0F9v
Retweeted by Trey DarleySomeone should apply to YC with a pitch of just “we’re going to write the world’s best security-focused documentati… https://t.co/jEdblhANbY
Retweeted by Trey DarleyChanging my privacy settings. From Salinger to Pynchon.
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3/23
2018
Tautology Klaxon: best band name ever.Today in, "what is the opposite of a 'tech startup'?" https://t.co/BgSRovfPJp
Retweeted by Trey DarleyScheduling meetings is the new minesweeper.
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3/22
2018
someone should start a subscription box service for cats, and every month you get a box. That's it. Just a box.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis morning I awoke from a dream that I had slept with my noise-cancelling headphones on and was missing something… https://t.co/n0JcDMVYpf20 years experience: all your wheels have been reinvented. Go back to 0 https://t.co/Qj1Dc9FPjC
Retweeted by Trey DarleyUnpopular opinion in the US: when you are victim-blaming along the lines of "they should have known better than to… https://t.co/WQhiYmWx6B
Retweeted by Trey DarleyUniversal Honey Pot - a medium interaction honeypot that allows defenders to quickly generate JSON-based state mach… https://t.co/pNkSvzlv0a
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3/21
2018
Scientist: What are we gonna call this screaming hairy armadillo? 🧐 Other scientist: I dunno, man...that kinda nai… https://t.co/gWr6RpI5I1
Retweeted by Trey DarleyActually, I like head-desking. 🧐 https://t.co/lrjurVnNTkWe’re all going to die. In the meantime, here’s a flower. https://t.co/FAaWqiws6H
3/20
2018
@allanfriedman That sounds like the essence of a fantastically career-limiting panel discussion! ^_^ @allanfriedman Horseless buggies are straight from the pits of hell, as evidenced by their smutty exhaust. Pure dev… https://t.co/KCWliwhNKADon't forget next week we are at "Open Source Security Software Hackathon" 26/03 in Luxembourg (and also in Japan)… https://t.co/5N8Ue88pWV
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3/19
2018
Emoji are a globalist conspiracy to make English speaking programmers care about Unicode.
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3/18
2018
The most powerful words you can ever say in life: "I don't know." If you don't know, swallow your pride and admit… https://t.co/stsQimrGC4
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3/15
2018
made a banner version hehe https://t.co/5yRPm5OA4g
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis is the greatest video ever made https://t.co/wEx3KvBIlC
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3/12
2018
Twitter just informed me that I joined ten years ago today. Holy crap!
3/10
2018
The new Mitre ATT&CK Navigator is such a useful tool for quickly building ATTt&CK diagrams. Play with it here:… https://t.co/y1pKYx5VF1
Retweeted by Trey DarleyYou can only assume it's my Markov Chain, but then you never do know.
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3/9
2018
Detection vendors have to make a choice. Detect more things but have more false positives, or detect less things an… https://t.co/Cx4PTRuPJ5
Retweeted by Trey DarleyConsulting in a nutshell https://t.co/75Ruc2VrmP
Retweeted by Trey DarleyHold my sake! https://t.co/2cNtuG1u9J
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIn the spirit of celebrating nice events... https://t.co/MWRCzUDLjj
3/6
2018
Properly organized fox storage. https://t.co/z2Ae1cAgrH
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3/5
2018

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