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Trey Darley @treyka Brussels, Belgium

Technical Director, IoT ISAO; Director of Standards Development, New Context; OASIS CTI TC SC co-chair; OASIS/FIRST Liaison; Tweets are my own, etc...

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Joined Twitter 3/10/08


I spend *so much* time on conf calls, listening to a podcast just now I had to consciously restrain my impulse to unmute and comment. :-PWow. This all-staff moment of reckoning by @Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince is ... *something*. Read:… https://t.co/X8HAvxAV0a
Retweeted by Trey Darleyw00t! @fbz is about to ship out my @knityak scarf! ^_^
8/17
2017
Actually, what you see is the back of your eyelids: folds of palpebral skin covering your eye. Planets are in space… https://t.co/Z5qbYFpPCp
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7/31
2017
CFP for the Prague threat intel symposium is still open #justsayin https://t.co/yM9mU92ZWg
7/28
2017
Lifetime Achievement #PwnieAwards goes to FX !!! https://t.co/QL5LT2vhKR
Retweeted by Trey Darley @41414141 Congratulations, FX!!! ^_^
7/27
2017
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7/26
2017
@courtneynash Godspeed wherever your path carries you next! 😺 @billpollock At least if you break down you can build a bonfire to keep warm. 😜
7/21
2017
The Cyber Kill Chain is making us dumber. https://t.co/O0s9hHbTCE
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7/20
2017
@treyka I figure time-traveling me killed a butterfly. It's the only way it all makes sense.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyTFW you examine your life and wonder, "How in the heck did I wind up here?"Surprised this SMBC has no explicit reference to economics! https://t.co/EuWkWnaHEi
Retweeted by Trey DarleyWE NOW GO LIVE TO BREXIT https://t.co/edf48mbqmj
Retweeted by Trey DarleyA supernova appears above Las Vegas. It is controlled by an ostrich.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyStargate https://t.co/WMR15PPKf1
Retweeted by Trey DarleyI've decided to store all of my private keys and passwords in Slack threads so no one will ever be able to find them.
Retweeted by Trey Darley😹😹😹 https://t.co/WlSm2R9kZ6Colorized Photos Of Legendary Soviet Female Snipers From WWII, Including 1 Dubbed ‘Lady Death’ Who Killed 309 Nazis https://t.co/bHhwaKosns
Retweeted by Trey DarleyLot of folks who have never cared about Dr. Who before are suddenly very concerned. Maybe we should announce that climate change is a woman.
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7/18
2017
Django Girls rawk hard 👇 https://t.co/MICq2xOKSV @xeni Phillip Seymor Hoffman would have KILLED as Bannon
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Retweeted by Trey DarleyLegit LOL 😂 https://t.co/a21vtdBZhq
Retweeted by Trey DarleyI wrote a thing: "Open Standards and the Future of Network Defense" https://t.co/W6mmn4Dyhl Constructive criticism & comments welcomed ^_^
7/12
2017
Don't need no stinkin' firewall when I've got my posse watchin' over the packets... https://t.co/KZchWiMyuRhttps://t.co/K5ExV2oHzd
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7/11
2017
I spoke with the knife. It vehemently denied cutting me in half. We will now start working together on how to keep onions whole.
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7/10
2017
Always be yourself. Unless you can be root. Then be root.
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7/8
2017
@xeni Dear @NPR, Please tweet "War of the Worlds." Love, Everyone.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyFIRST announces release of Guidelines and Practices for Multi-Party Vulnerability Coordination and Disclosure https://t.co/R3EgRvnDzw
Retweeted by Trey DarleyEvery project should have an activity called "Implementing workarounds for all the things we tried that didn't work".
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7/6
2017
Seriously, what DO we do when the electorate is this ignorant? https://t.co/IONZ5iTEBq
Retweeted by Trey DarleyI can't get enough of people getting mad online because @NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence https://t.co/D7MpparS5g
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThe pH of bog acid is similar to that of vinegar, so bog bodies are basically just human pickles.
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7/5
2017
"We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins." - Ellen Ullman
Retweeted by Trey DarleyDime-a-dozen "Well, actually, you're doing it wrong" myopics: someday drunken teens might dance upon your graves. You could be so lucky.I want to wake up here! https://t.co/qvUaCPtRNp
Retweeted by Trey DarleyI have some thoughts about why news orgs are finding that people won’t read long articles… https://t.co/G8Zh6GTA6w
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIf you are advocating "just patch it" for an ICS system you have no idea how any of this works. https://t.co/MK5DgqKy68
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7/4
2017
Registration for the #OReillySecurity Conf is open! New York, October 29-November 1. Save 20% with PC20DWALSH https://t.co/oT329fJQRl
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIndeed. https://t.co/I7U9Su6K7h"The problem with quick and dirty, is that the dirty remains long after the quick has been forgotten." – Steve C McConnell
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7/3
2017
Damning, but important. General Failure - The Atlantic https://t.co/F48N2NRdMa
Retweeted by Trey DarleyMe: I'm going to take a break from politics. Politics: https://t.co/7Ni9M8k2nE
Retweeted by Trey DarleyAnyone who manages to get California and Mississippi to agree has done something impressive. https://t.co/629hI6rj0b
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis looks like an exceptional read! /cc @nickpeach @alexhutton https://t.co/QD2Epk0Oh8
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIf this is going to happen conferences and competitions shouldn't be hosted in the US https://t.co/LZRyQ6cGf0
Retweeted by Trey Darley#Caturday https://t.co/JHekZcREaN
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis guy gets it https://t.co/XBaPN8X4wC
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7/1
2017
I've just sensed a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of sysadmins groaned loudly, then slowly nodded t… https://t.co/QjyQiCStA4
Retweeted by Trey Darleyi think @daveaitel just made "IoW" happen https://t.co/6fmdz82bmB
Retweeted by Trey Darleysecurity : we need collaboration and information sharing. also security: let's give this new malware 34 different names!!!😡😡😡
Retweeted by Trey DarleyWell done pornhub. https://t.co/dYQv0fNp7U
Retweeted by Trey Darley"The style of polemics is more important than its subject. Subjects change, whereas style shapes civilizations"--G. Pomerants, Ru dissident.
Retweeted by Trey Darley @sergeybratus https://t.co/XRlw7WQ2HzBe careful not to put style tests before unit tests, or you won't know when fixing your style breaks your code (linter could have a bug)
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIt's hard to stay off social media bc while reminding me that everything is awful it also reminds me I'm not the only one who feels that way
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6/30
2017
The year is 2027. Everything is based on Chromium. Zuckerberg is POTUS. Google invades Iraq.
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6/29
2017
When people say "slavery was so long ago" Show them this https://t.co/mChi2AqTmu
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis video made my life https://t.co/e2JJZhuebF
Retweeted by Trey DarleyNothing tells you where your crown jewels are located quite like ransomware.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyWould you ask for more money for basics, like patching and backup, or for new technology, if you were in front of your Board right now?
Retweeted by Trey DarleyYes, that’s Playboy’s White House Correspondent @briankarem, having his 'Network’ moment—and giving 'em hell. https://t.co/bPolwjkrPx
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Retweeted by Trey Darley"Stoic analysis" instead of "static analysis". Thank you, autocorrect AI! You managed to grok the very soul of software :)
Retweeted by Trey Darleyfree advice: don't fear, don't beg.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis is the greatest sign I have ever seen https://t.co/hMj0EQ7TnK
Retweeted by Trey DarleyJesus gave free medical care to lepers, man. I mean, that's the parable. Giving free healthcare to lepers. I mean that's what he did.
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6/28
2017
Congratulations, Allan, well-deserved recognition of your efforts! https://t.co/BQKYRD4m2GNew pressure on @POTUS to improve critical infrastructure #cybersecurity // #ICS #SCADA #infosec @DragosInc https://t.co/ixPugovYzQ
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6/23
2017
The 600-pound preserved blue whale heart https://t.co/CDMTNH4pFU
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6/22
2017
Read this, y'all! 👇 https://t.co/Ho0NQNP6KOEvery now and then, reflect on what is driving you. What you value. What you stand for. If it still means something, be bold and keep going.
Retweeted by Trey DarleySomeone fuzzed OpenVPN after two manual audits. The bugs he found were magnitudes worse, also he did it for free. https://t.co/dAwGs2apCb
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6/21
2017
Announcing Flaw Driven Development: You write all the security bugs first, that way you don't have to spend time scanning for them later.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThey really get you on the missiles though; it's a racket even worse than printer ink https://t.co/p4lUOk0axz
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6/20
2017
Tots psyched waiting on mine to be delivered! https://t.co/kwYJrWSBIx
6/19
2017

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