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Trey Darley @treyka Brussels, Belgium

benevolent misanthrope; bit-flipper; stochastic admixture of signal and noise; kicking against the pricks;

813 Following   1,049 Followers   11,329 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/10/08


What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than… https://t.co/1ODJ1hWV97
Retweeted by Trey DarleyOpposable thumbs are nothing without opposable index fingers.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyEliminate negativity in your code with this one weird trick. https://t.co/pWvw77sMdv
Retweeted by Trey DarleySuspecting Carl Sagan had either a time machine or a crystal ball. Ok, probably the time machine. https://t.co/zpKH1HUYhz
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1/23
2017
@thisiskatkat Thanks!Well, sure, but it took them *years* and the resulting APIs are completely nonsensical. `tar -zcvf`, we're looking… https://t.co/FkZPErTytY
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1/22
2017
Omg. ❤ #WomensMarchCLT https://t.co/zzOt7XqDNy
Retweeted by Trey DarleyIf free women make you feel emasculated then you weren't very manly in the first place. I am not weaker because the… https://t.co/Zrnlu8lRVv
Retweeted by Trey DarleyTake a moment, view these google image results for: "animals in baby clothing" https://t.co/Eiu9SXOZzc
Retweeted by Trey Darley @halvarflake The Clash?LGTMFY - "Given the usual quality of your pull requests, this one is remarkably not terrible."
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1/21
2017
Twitter Tribes h/t @GrayConnolly https://t.co/fouZSQghWn
Retweeted by Trey DarleyLife is a variable length string terminated by endless whitespace
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1/20
2017
Rhetoric is fascinating. If both Trump AND Assange are tools of Russian intel ops, how much more extreme must we get to find truth?
Retweeted by Trey Darleyguns will not stop grizzly bears, only other grizzly bears can stop grizzly bears. here is my proposal to put grizzly bears in schools
Retweeted by Trey DarleyWHO DID THIS https://t.co/EnSv2t2Jwy
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1/19
2017
OH: Some of my best friends are technical debt.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyNot all heroes wear capes https://t.co/oT54kh8LDQ
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1/18
2017
methadone.js – dependency management for disordered teams
Retweeted by Trey DarleyNice to know that the standards that make the internet work are safely stored in a bunker, 40 m deep in Sweden! https://t.co/0n3PsSMf8A
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThe good news is that everything is statically typed; the bad news is that the only type is a String
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1/17
2017
Truth https://t.co/oKzSNc7kjF
Retweeted by Trey DarleyTechnologists: you work is political whether you want it to be or not. Your choice is whether to accept your employer’s defaults.
Retweeted by Trey Darley @wendynather NEVERMIND
1/12
2017
"Hey Bobby Marley Sing something good to me, yeah! This world go crazy It's an emergency, woh!"
Retweeted by Trey DarleyRead @nselby's brave piece about his struggles with pain and opioids. Just read it. https://t.co/s3Zl5K2QkO
Retweeted by Trey DarleyMaybe Brussels isn't such a #hellhole after all? https://t.co/yhgu7sGFFk
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThe funny thing about Dune is that I thought Frank Herbert was making a parable about *oil*. The Butlerian Jihad w… https://t.co/jMc28zMbs2
Retweeted by Trey Darleyhttps://t.co/Pwt4vSMO2O @briankrebs What you don't know can hurt you, can actually hurt you.
1/11
2017
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Retweeted by Trey DarleyStars orbiting the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way, over a period of about 18 years. (Video:… https://t.co/G7mZ09tq4v
Retweeted by Trey DarleyWant to Raise a Trail-Blazing Daughter? 'The Notorious RBG' Says Do These 7 Things https://t.co/bhHJ4AKb0F
Retweeted by Trey DarleyYou know TLS 1.2 has serious security issues when HTTP/2 has a cipher suite blacklist almost 12 pages long. https://t.co/7MBeIsvs8d
Retweeted by Trey DarleyFunny how often organisations attempt to fix lack of leadership by hiring more managers and adding layers.
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1/10
2017
As a goat I want my Mondays the opposite of how I want my coffee so that they aren't dark, strong, or aromatic.… https://t.co/AotN3GGSBG
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1/9
2017
"Humans!" "Hm?" "So stupid, with all racism and bigotry." "Ah, yes. Us AIs send that to dev\null." "Yes, we- Wait, '\'? Are you on Windows?"
Retweeted by Trey DarleyA lot of my friends have been discussing the morality of Foghorn Leghorn lately so I thought I'd put the whole thi… https://t.co/hJBz9y94w3
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1/7
2016
https://t.co/vklBjQT8xYMay your friendships be true and your opponents' strategies transparent in 2017!OH: "if you cast too long into void, void casts also into you"
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12/30
2016
Wife: Did you get up in the middle of the night and eat the rest of the pie? Me: Pies are complicated. We need to get on with our lives.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyCOULD EVERYONE IN POLITICAL OFFICE TAKE A BREAK FROM SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A BIT KTHX - SIGNED, EVERYONE ELSE https://t.co/57aNuk02G5
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12/29
2016
https://t.co/FSEJFqanO1Bouquets in toilets! Cats and badgers making crepes together! Bicycles growing on trees and startups achieving profitability! It's...2017! 👹Grief is a sandcastle amassing through our lives, ebbing below the tides of time yet fed by the silicate handfuls the fates plop fresh atop.The beginning and ending of 2016 in one picture. https://t.co/BHMo95oA2Z
Retweeted by Trey DarleyHedgehog || GTFO. … The hubris, it burns.
Retweeted by Trey DarleyFrom the book "Letters of Note" by Shaun Usher comes a relevant letter from E.B. White to lead us out of a troublin… https://t.co/FJIcwvvXPp
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12/27
2016
I keep telling my kiddo that bravery is not the absence of fear but the willingness to act in spite of fear. Gosh, that's easy to say...
12/26
2016
Underrated among his many accomplishments, cartoonist Charles Shultz was able to convince people that Piano Jazz was Christmas music.
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12/25
2016
Inauguration Day. Curtain opens to reveal… BOWIE! And PRINCE! “We pranked you guys good!” President Clinton laughing, crying. Let's dance!
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12/24
2016
To anyone who has had suicidal thoughts this past year: I am really glad you are still here. p.s: you are not alone. https://t.co/TjNBGUrQOO
Retweeted by Trey DarleyOn the contrary, I'd say tracking somebody down across 4,312,099 km² is a great example of how well Europe works. https://t.co/EXc7aWgEpn
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThey say there's no 'cloud', it's just someone else's computer. Well, there are no 'containers' either: it's just your own computer!
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12/23
2016
One day in the not-too-distant future I will return my atoms to the universal lending library and this will all become *your* problem. 😽"All the conventions conspire Lest we should see...we are Lost in a haunted wood Children afraid...Who have never been happy or good" -AudenMore Auden... https://t.co/nOzNbKbCyK
Retweeted by Trey DarleyStupid people should learn how to read. Intelligent people, bloody quintuply so.A reminder https://t.co/pVXtXwPxms
Retweeted by Trey DarleyKremlin Disinformation Campaign Pits Czech Republic Against United States https://t.co/4k0f9yp8YX @_JakubJandahttps://t.co/UjBFVqgfnt
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12/22
2016
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12/21
2016
EFF's full-page Wired ad: Dear tech, delete your logs before it's too late https://t.co/VIPpw2QT5G https://t.co/7YYFOGK6sm
Retweeted by Trey DarleyYour periodic reminder that knitting is a two-register counter machine, and is therefore Turing-complete. https://t.co/sWIWvZApp9
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12/20
2016
a Fibonacci year is the one where each subsequent day is worse than the previous two combined
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12/18
2016
Finding North America’s lost medieval city - now buried beneath St. Louis suburbs. Fascinating piece by @annaleen. https://t.co/8iK7RXuvjV
Retweeted by Trey DarleyNew by me and @sultanofcyber, a Carnegie Foundation paper on how to conceptualize and respond to Russian cyber ops https://t.co/bcf7ExlUzs
Retweeted by Trey DarleyJust to put this in perspective, Jimmy Carter sold his fucking peanut farm to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest
Retweeted by Trey DarleyI like to pretend “af” means “as foretold" because it only ups the badassery of the sentence & also means we millennials are prophetic af.
Retweeted by Trey Darleywe've all been here https://t.co/KH2VTmpLoh
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThe answer to, "What idiot did this!?" is almost always, "A smart, well-intentioned person making tradeoffs you hadn't even considered."
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12/14
2016
Lovely quote from our engineering team, quick wins are often long losses. So true! Always important to ensure technical integrity.
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12/13
2016
OH: "Life is just a long con against entropy. BS the universe into believing that you belong."
Retweeted by Trey Darley"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo".
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12/12
2016
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