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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Founding member of @thevirtualbrain project, lover of everything @rikiki_bonjour does.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09

When your liberal use of a colon makes the UK Prime Minister a terrorist. German photographer took mesmerizing shots of empty Bowling Alleys. many IoT problems source from us wanting the tech from the Starship Enterprise while forgetting our planet is run by Ferengi.
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I'm coding an UI design made by a famous hipster agency. They only used English labels – for a system running 25 languages. Guess what. 💩🔫With the heaviest of hearts, we must share the awful news that our father, Sir Roger Moore, passed away today. We a…
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler“For every complex problem there’s a simple solution, and it’s wrong.” ― Umberto Eco
America is Regressing into a Developing Nation for Most People
god bless the german language
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @klimpong @janl @o2de There was some confusion about the O2 "hacking". Their CRM was hacked by WannaCry, the networ… is pretty certainly a fake but hits close to home, I guess 😛"5 - maps, 2016 electoral college victory, framed & hung throughout Suite" 👶🏻 America even HAS "experts in impeachment" tells you something about the way they do politics.
I just laid the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 trailer to the new Google Assistant ad. I'm scared. Literally no…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOh boy. The new cover of @TIME went there.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerEnd User License Agreement for Supporting Donald Trump
This guy makes the most incredible sand sculptures. @TehGrumpyDude Hail floppy disks! 💾🎉Just found out that a new client of our agency has been running his business on a single POP3 mailbox w/o any security – for 6 years 🤡🔫The mobile web.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSome A++ trolling here 😂 which direction?
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Of course Firefox can't be bothered w/ supporting the overflow property for table cells – 14 YEARS AFTER BUG REPORT the obscure CSS table-layout: fixed; property pretty handy today. Helps dealing with very wide cell content.'s not just the bees that are dying. Where have all the insects gone?
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Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAre you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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Happy Mother's Day!
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What it looks like when a rattlesnake bites an uninsured American:
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"Sorry, your nuclear submarine is now encrypted. Pay us BitCoin to unlock your nukes again." #WannaCry #windowsxp bit nauseous but still a clever website. Windows XP in 2017 is like having a rat-licking fetish during the Black Death.
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@TreyYingst weird to think that both of these maps represent the same thing
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Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAus Sicherheitsgründen soll künftig bei Flügen aus Europa demnächst auf die Mitnahme von Passagieren verzichtet werden.
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Finally a lamp for physicists. explains why the Chinese smartphone market is growing so rapidly. hidden cost of #Brexit: Foreign owned financials could seek legal redress for losing passporting rights. knows where you hid the bodies.
Former Dep CIA Director on whether it was a good idea to let Russian gov cameras/equipment into the Oval Office.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWho said those hipster startups can't innovate anymore? However… I mean… going full retro… um… WTF?…💩The Department of Homeland Security will ban laptops in the cabins of all flights from Europe to the United States…
@GrumpusNation My fake client will decide to pay me with fake money for that effort.It's 2017 and Firefox *still* has issues drawing CSS borders properly when applied to <tr> instead of <td> 🤡🔫
Macron, Trump and Brexit: three very different votes but education levels strongest predictor of how areas voted in…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWhen your client holds a middle-management meeting about the color and size of the asterisk denoting labels of mandatory form fields."millions of French citizens paused to enjoy just how much smarter they were than their allies across the Atlantic"
“This is an ingenious move to create something from nothing.”
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerDon't fuck this up, France. S'il vous plaît.
Surprise! The #MacronLeaks files include several tags in Russian (as noted by @GNR311) #Whoops #Blyat
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerMeta mapping a popular TV show has better OpSec than every political campaign and most international government agencies. would assume that a campaign IT would be secured as fuck after all the recent high-profile political hacks. Toutefois, mon dieu… 😑
Very nice collection of Science Fiction UIs from movies and games.
Taking the JavaScript Semicolon Wars onto a whole new level.
This explains how the attack works-- you're giving access to an app called "Google Docs" that's actually malicious
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerStep-by-step walkthrough of the ongoing Google Docs phishing scam:🚨 If someone you know seems to be very eager to share a Google Doc with you today, it might be a phishing attempt.…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerI'm actually wading through such an Angular-spiced shitpile right now 💩 "On the internet, every disagreement degrades into a room full of orangutans throwing feces at one another."
Sobering: "Badly educated men in rich countries have not adapted well to trade, technology or feminism" "We cannot have nice things because that would make things nice. And we cannot have nice things."
Looking at the map, it is easy at 1st to see continent of red punctuated by dots of blue. But when adjusted by popu…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerClaims of Intel ME for local/remote when provisioned HN comments say wait for confirmation
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Every Intel platform with AMT, ISM, and SBT from …2008 to …2017 has a remotely exploitable security hole" 😱 culture in a nutshell. leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo:…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThis is spot-on. The GOP hypocrisy is so intense at this moment in history this is an unimaginable parallel univers…
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Almost everything Republicans get wrong about the economy started with a cocktail napkin in 1974
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @GrumpusNation my old vinyl collection is also not too shabby, especially the bootlegs with Fish's signature 😎 @GrumpusNation Apart from the demos, that stuff once was available on B-sides of maxi singles and the live concert on illegal bootlegs 😛
An engineer just suggested an RFC for HTTP response HTTP 299 Disappointed: The server has accepted your request but thinks you can do better
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How to figure out why the Excel file on the network share is locked
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On stage: the Chancellor of Germany, the Managing Director of the IMF & an unqualified jewelry designer who is incl…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerCities that have been victims of terror -- Paris, London, NYC, Boston -- consistently reject nationalism and xenoph…
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerNevertheless, He Persisted. #MasculinitySoFragile
Matrix Designer A (on the phone): "Neo's company is called 'Metacortex'." Matrix Designer B: "'Meta Cortechs'?" MD…
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