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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Founding member of @thevirtualbrain project, lover of everything @rikiki_bonjour does.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09


When your liberal use of a colon makes the UK Prime Minister a terrorist. https://t.co/sHnxZ90MBP https://t.co/gtCkIYCPd4This German photographer took mesmerizing shots of empty Bowling Alleys. https://t.co/hKjDePav2p https://t.co/9dMLNooISLSo many IoT problems source from us wanting the tech from the Starship Enterprise while forgetting our planet is run by Ferengi.
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5/24
2017
I'm coding an UI design made by a famous hipster agency. They only used English labels – for a system running 25 languages. Guess what. 💩🔫With the heaviest of hearts, we must share the awful news that our father, Sir Roger Moore, passed away today. We a… https://t.co/oUgJANxwHJ
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler“For every complex problem there’s a simple solution, and it’s wrong.” ― Umberto Eco
5/23
2017
America is Regressing into a Developing Nation for Most People https://t.co/fBFZyJpQta https://t.co/PqOh5oNsUf
5/22
2017
god bless the german language https://t.co/0ziHOBICIe
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @klimpong @janl @o2de There was some confusion about the O2 "hacking". Their CRM was hacked by WannaCry, the networ… https://t.co/b8sWU4EjZjthis is pretty certainly a fake but hits close to home, I guess 😛"5 - maps, 2016 electoral college victory, framed & hung throughout Suite" 👶🏻 https://t.co/Op4sRN4JI1That America even HAS "experts in impeachment" tells you something about the way they do politics. https://t.co/7QAk5YfH8L
5/20
2017
I just laid the audio from the Blade Runner 2049 trailer to the new Google Assistant ad. I'm scared. Literally no… https://t.co/c0lcHaNZfz
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOh boy. The new cover of @TIME went there. https://t.co/NDWyQEahk0
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerEnd User License Agreement for Supporting Donald Trump https://t.co/QTXaARO4Mj
5/18
2017
This guy makes the most incredible sand sculptures. https://t.co/CvA99D9Ysr https://t.co/UPslJ8dgS5 @TehGrumpyDude Hail floppy disks! 💾🎉Just found out that a new client of our agency has been running his business on a single POP3 mailbox w/o any security – for 6 years 🤡🔫The mobile web. https://t.co/aiKvt1JL5c
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSome A++ trolling here 😂 https://t.co/Mz3uxSMbYZIn which direction? https://t.co/Y8kCETii0h
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5/17
2017
Of course Firefox can't be bothered w/ supporting the overflow property for table cells – 14 YEARS AFTER BUG REPORT https://t.co/dnq9sXndggFound the obscure CSS table-layout: fixed; property pretty handy today. Helps dealing with very wide cell content. https://t.co/Awbo09XoLpIt's not just the bees that are dying. Where have all the insects gone? https://t.co/qZhlIOqTrU
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahlerwot in late capitalism https://t.co/2ZncfZWcBS
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAre you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerUSA 2017 – the movie https://t.co/euG6Clnasr
5/16
2017
Happy Mother's Day! https://t.co/YAIt17We5a
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5/15
2017
What it looks like when a rattlesnake bites an uninsured American: https://t.co/VLYRohfJ8Q
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWhen you want the best wedding cake. https://t.co/I7YR7EgSBn
5/14
2017
"Sorry, your nuclear submarine is now encrypted. Pay us BitCoin to unlock your nukes again." #WannaCry #windowsxp https://t.co/moy8PwO1mWA bit nauseous but still a clever website. https://t.co/paYOYROSIbRunning Windows XP in 2017 is like having a rat-licking fetish during the Black Death.
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5/13
2017
@TreyYingst weird to think that both of these maps represent the same thing https://t.co/c23d95PKVR
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThe best survey question ever. https://t.co/HAHuuC8rQZ
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAus Sicherheitsgründen soll künftig bei Flügen aus Europa demnächst auf die Mitnahme von Passagieren verzichtet werden.
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5/12
2017
Finally a lamp for physicists. https://t.co/lA0gMDPB41 https://t.co/zMDJfS2T1qThat explains why the Chinese smartphone market is growing so rapidly. https://t.co/9GBOwp4kw3More hidden cost of #Brexit: Foreign owned financials could seek legal redress for losing passporting rights. https://t.co/Y7PbPCUupkGoogle knows where you hid the bodies. https://t.co/Q0fhD2CIPC
5/11
2017
Former Dep CIA Director on whether it was a good idea to let Russian gov cameras/equipment into the Oval Office. https://t.co/ATPgIwPw3E
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWho said those hipster startups can't innovate anymore? However… I mean… going full retro… um… WTF?… https://t.co/Q2CheGjXfC💩The Department of Homeland Security will ban laptops in the cabins of all flights from Europe to the United States… https://t.co/8I3uMsUApu
5/10
2017
@GrumpusNation My fake client will decide to pay me with fake money for that effort.It's 2017 and Firefox *still* has issues drawing CSS borders properly when applied to <tr> instead of <td> 🤡🔫
5/9
2017
Macron, Trump and Brexit: three very different votes but education levels strongest predictor of how areas voted in… https://t.co/HCegyq9XhP
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWhen your client holds a middle-management meeting about the color and size of the asterisk denoting labels of mandatory form fields."millions of French citizens paused to enjoy just how much smarter they were than their allies across the Atlantic" https://t.co/WVe8OeYzJp
5/8
2017
“This is an ingenious move to create something from nothing.” https://t.co/zDGjXzRX8X
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerDon't fuck this up, France. S'il vous plaît.
5/7
2017
Surprise! The #MacronLeaks files include several tags in Russian (as noted by @GNR311) #Whoops #Blyat https://t.co/k4tFkrYCcm
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerMeta mapping https://t.co/2K0vJR9y9sWhen a popular TV show has better OpSec than every political campaign and most international government agencies. https://t.co/uKOmM6FC8KOne would assume that a campaign IT would be secured as fuck after all the recent high-profile political hacks. Toutefois, mon dieu… 😑
5/6
2017
Very nice collection of Science Fiction UIs from movies and games. https://t.co/ijUzsPZjC8 https://t.co/yzNJW86gBa
5/5
2017
Taking the JavaScript Semicolon Wars onto a whole new level. https://t.co/nJPzdMWjFF https://t.co/9jFzPJ7e0w
5/4
2017
This explains how the attack works-- you're giving access to an app called "Google Docs" that's actually malicious https://t.co/bmKYAOWskd
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerStep-by-step walkthrough of the ongoing Google Docs phishing scam: https://t.co/pfGIliQpR4 https://t.co/qqW4x8wzoT🚨 If someone you know seems to be very eager to share a Google Doc with you today, it might be a phishing attempt.… https://t.co/5Zg89FbgI3
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerI'm actually wading through such an Angular-spiced shitpile right now 💩 https://t.co/tgTLUZHQqGOH: "On the internet, every disagreement degrades into a room full of orangutans throwing feces at one another."
5/3
2017
Sobering: "Badly educated men in rich countries have not adapted well to trade, technology or feminism" https://t.co/A2op9F2nmwOH: "We cannot have nice things because that would make things nice. And we cannot have nice things."
5/2
2017
Looking at the map, it is easy at 1st to see continent of red punctuated by dots of blue. But when adjusted by popu… https://t.co/90dRNHQ9nV
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerClaims of Intel ME for local/remote when provisioned https://t.co/mBO2QxEEDp HN comments say wait for confirmation https://t.co/AGZsGD6EOg
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Every Intel platform with AMT, ISM, and SBT from …2008 to …2017 has a remotely exploitable security hole" 😱 https://t.co/BlU2OO2DaJStartup culture in a nutshell. https://t.co/B4dmwwknz9 https://t.co/tkQvlPs9yQMemory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo:… https://t.co/jZSQcbmXRK
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThis is spot-on. The GOP hypocrisy is so intense at this moment in history this is an unimaginable parallel univers… https://t.co/yNUtKjjguv
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5/1
2017
Almost everything Republicans get wrong about the economy started with a cocktail napkin in 1974 https://t.co/S9jneAqNTV
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @GrumpusNation my old vinyl collection is also not too shabby, especially the bootlegs with Fish's signature 😎 @GrumpusNation Apart from the demos, that stuff once was available on B-sides of maxi singles and the live concert on illegal bootlegs 😛
4/29
2017
An engineer just suggested an RFC for HTTP response HTTP 299 Disappointed: The server has accepted your request but thinks you can do better
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4/28
2017
How to figure out why the Excel file on the network share is locked https://t.co/4QQH4fQ1AQ
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4/26
2017
On stage: the Chancellor of Germany, the Managing Director of the IMF & an unqualified jewelry designer who is incl… https://t.co/nNxO4r1n9r
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerCities that have been victims of terror -- Paris, London, NYC, Boston -- consistently reject nationalism and xenoph… https://t.co/DNkQgdB2MJ
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerNevertheless, He Persisted. https://t.co/3QtNzWfw3H #MasculinitySoFragile
4/25
2017
Matrix Designer A (on the phone): "Neo's company is called 'Metacortex'." Matrix Designer B: "'Meta Cortechs'?" MD… https://t.co/rUQ14KcGXf
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4/20
2017

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