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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Founding member of @thevirtualbrain project, lover of everything @rikiki_bonjour does.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09


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12/11
2017
Digging the Christmas mood @ Targul de Craciun https://t.co/iUhLXtMWb0
12/10
2017
Starting the #Codemart #Xmas party with tuica 🤪 https://t.co/SggutSjyMy
12/8
2017
STR 🚀 CLJ https://t.co/KMYAhLzhGJSince a long time ago, I became bored by website scrolling transitions. But THIS one is breathtaking… https://t.co/DOF6AKjB8B"Work gets done at 11AM on a Monday in October. At all other times of day, we're basically slacking from our most p… https://t.co/pq6CYK7XcR
12/6
2017
One of life's most important skills is writing a nasty, angry email, letting it sit for a minute, then deleting it and moving on.
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12/5
2017
The biggest casualty to AI won't be jobs, but the final and complete eradication of trust in anything you see or he… https://t.co/N2tMNQClGu
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12/4
2017
Trickle Down Economics Trickle Down Economic Trickle Down Economi Trickle Down Econom Trickle Down Econo Trickle Do… https://t.co/avHZVuLEvC
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12/3
2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project
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12/2
2017
》Socialism was tried out for 70 years and was an economic disaster. 》Trickle-Down Capitalism has been tried out for… https://t.co/xV1rEl3ZXw
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerChristmas comes early this year 🙃 https://t.co/QQPU2V9WCO @GrumpusNation I heard Bono's face is still working as a backdoor for the iPhone X @GrumpusNation When I was young, Obama willed it into existence on hundreds of millions of phonesOh. OH. https://t.co/oezGTz1n9d
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12/1
2017
@GrumpusNation LOL ok, I didn't see this comingBe like James. https://t.co/YFiWw9iCHw
11/30
2017
For anyone who still believes the bullshit that “algorithms aren't biased” https://t.co/whm1Ydwhtb
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTIL that Chrome DevTools offer a command line with neat things like getEventListeners(object) or monitor(function) https://t.co/QZ7Y9k1uNDPrince Harry's kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the sa… https://t.co/WTTLv8OFmZ
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11/28
2017
Bitcoin's market cap just passed 150 billion USD. For those who do not know, that is how much money NEW bitcoin "i… https://t.co/1X31Ezx7Se
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThe guys at @JOE_co_uk won the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry engagement announcement with this headline and story… https://t.co/Gzx1iRztLj
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Don't worry," said the cosmologist, "it will all be 0K in the end."
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11/27
2017
The future of advertising https://t.co/QsjwCz36ME
11/24
2017
This is the future that liberals want. https://t.co/DiQqchHc9K"People in [IT] think they stopped doing waterfall and switched to Agile. In reality they just switched to high-frequency waterfall."President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
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11/22
2017
@ar0mcintosh @artologica I see what you did there
11/21
2017
Interesting insight from a truck driver on the Tesla Semi. https://t.co/ozZ47Emn83
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11/20
2017
Clients bitching about how their site has to be RESPONSIVE and then only test on their HUGE iPhone Plus models, ignoring 4" screens 🤦‍♂️
11/17
2017
designers vs product managers https://t.co/H1wbZfSzBZ
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11/16
2017
https://t.co/w733EqzQugEverybody should learn to code. Everybody should learn to write a simple regular expression validating email addres… https://t.co/52EX9KTeAY @SwiftOnSecurity @OpenText When Safari 4 was released in late 2009, the iPad didn't exist yet.When you’re fundraising, it’s AI When you’re hiring, it’s ML When you’re implementing, it’s linear regression When… https://t.co/uDitkakqcU
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @ar0mcintosh @thevirtualbrain If you give Mihai a handful, I can pick some up when I'm in Cluj in December 🤓
11/15
2017
I'd seen SVG stroke animations before but not like this - how clever and beautiful https://t.co/z0MPeERHu9
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTo everybody who flogged that FT article on CO2 last week as proof of how flawed EVs are, Here's what the actual st… https://t.co/RaeyeHL4QA
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11/14
2017
Why success stories are just propaganda https://t.co/VgdFNfycgs https://t.co/XcG3E2HRm6DHS bought a Boeing 757 to see if they could hack it. 2 days later? remote, non-cooperative, penetration of aircraf… https://t.co/uEW7UfbpdT
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @thijs Never had any complaints. Timely delivery and good packaging. @thijs Mostly one of these variants: https://t.co/LhJNYrDIfM @thijs Occasionally we order such things here are were pleased so far: https://t.co/ZzXcVo0Hhz
11/13
2017
"Books are just dead, tattooed trees"How To Choose a Font: Pick a font. Try another font. Try another font. Try another font. Try another font. Try ano… https://t.co/cHW4hflsFo
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerElon Musk is an overvalued blowhard, suffering from a messiah complex + attention-deficit disorder. Tesla is toast. https://t.co/4iSstqaV7kRussia First (left) America First (right) https://t.co/hfir0EKRKr
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11/12
2017
I've met toddlers who were less naive and more intelligent than the current President of the United States. https://t.co/4ddl04jSpW
11/11
2017
"What's the most used language in programming?" "Profanity."
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @sk_txet Dies ist ein Notfall! Ist ein Texter an Bord?Trump's Official Portrait and the Language of Lighting https://t.co/q44QkuEMGV
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerHow to conduct a proper code review https://t.co/QrBfrlMy6y
11/10
2017
a new entry in the new scientist headlines hall of fame https://t.co/u5qIMFmRKn
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThis is the future liberals want https://t.co/nRMqkOiU0s
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerRelated: Gender quotas hurt and displace _mediocre_ men. They have the most to fear from women.… https://t.co/iaMZLDWbvCif you think 280 characters is exciting, try reading a book
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11/9
2017
One of my prototypes from last summer made it into iOS 11! Little plus signs that help you take perfect horizontal… https://t.co/vfgqq9Xxkl
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTen points to Caroline!!!! Thanks for a great feature I use very often! (Future resume can just say "put the alignm… https://t.co/SLxa9t5p2M
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11/8
2017
"The thing Facebook will never understand is that their smartest algorithm is still dumber than the dumbest Nazi."
11/7
2017
Why not just ban guns and when people are upset about it, just send them thoughts and prayers?
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @thijs @thomasfuchs 20 years ago, I had a Nokia phone which beeped and lit its display every 30 seconds when battery was low.Why the rich always get richer. https://t.co/H95ijfs0fGYou Will Lose Your Job to a Robot—and Sooner Than You Think https://t.co/tifuh2ozB5 https://t.co/lESg7yJyXgNaming things is not so hard: If it’s unclear what your class does or will do in the future, you call it „Manager“. Just like in real life.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOMG, @internetofshit, literally! https://t.co/pRFzVdx3CCAnd then there's a clever JavaScript fix: https://t.co/x0XI5h0QCgAnother fix would be using a wrapper <div> inside <body> and handle overflowing with this <div>.CSS fix would be setting position: fixed on <body> and <html>. But usually that causes undesired side-effects.Nasty WebKit bug: <body> ignores overflow: hidden on iOS 9-11, still unresolved. https://t.co/oFzzitOYo9Just got my DNA test back 💤 ☕️ 💤🍕   🍕  ☕️💤 🧀 💤 🧀 💤 ☕️ 💤 🍕 💤 🧀💤   💤  💤 🍩 💤  ☕️ 💤  🧀 💤   🍕 💤  🍤  💤🌮 🧀 🍰 💤
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11/6
2017
@sarahjeong It's a well known bug, being fixed in an update soon. Official workaround here: https://t.co/1f2I0XlmcBI’ve got regrets, but at least I didn’t get Kevin Spacey’s face tattooed on me. https://t.co/TxOXdyfCdn
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11/5
2017
Flashback from 1994: "Well-capitalized Seattle start-up seeks Unix developers" https://t.co/SlyU2x85GlAll these pastries are made of glass https://t.co/gmnMskAdjQ https://t.co/5VrZaFh0FmFascinating: Printing in zero gravity. "Somewhere, 254 miles above us, an astronaut is probably printing something." https://t.co/imfTrReM3c
11/4
2017
Here's a tip if you use @skype on your Mac: Do not update. You lose control over everything, can't mix audio, more.… https://t.co/mT5Aj6nqjl
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTwitter's leaders are a disgrace: "They were more concerned with growth numbers than fake and compromised accounts." https://t.co/g8ZxBvDAGS
11/3
2017
@asymco At what stage do such statements become fraudulent and get the SEC involved?Working on a job-to-be-done segmentation of Social Media. Corrections welcome. http://t.co/Xojru2QlgV
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11/2
2017

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