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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Founding member of @thevirtualbrain project, lover of everything @rikiki_bonjour does.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09


"Germans to lead civilization in the fight against fascism" Strange days indeed.
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11/29
2016
Every news article for the next four years. https://t.co/88S4YovUIw
11/28
2016
2w in the new location & it's nice here! Great neighbors & happy customers. Visit us, we look forward to see you! https://t.co/5O7EY9iCfd
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11/14
2016
@ar0mcintosh @thevirtualbrain Sharp. You look sharp. A sharp thinker.New #TVB website is NOW LIVE! https://t.co/vZbdhxx1pS Thank you @twotribes for your exhaustive efforts ahead of #sfn16 #sofreshandsoclean
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAfter 5 years, we finally did a complete relaunch of @thevirtualbrain website for #SfN16 https://t.co/osWNOVVFfu https://t.co/JiusNvrTc9
11/10
2016
@r00p Verkackt. Ihr habt es so richtig übel verkackt.Facepalm
11/9
2016
Don't fuck this up, America. Really. Do. Not. Fuck. This. Up. Best regards, World
11/8
2016
Giving advice whose execution would have serious consequences, good or bad, requires "skin in the game". Tech pundits lack that by nature.
11/1
2016
nationalism https://t.co/kZ8Fk6kFhh
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10/29
2016
Anti-vaxxers in the U.S. cause economic cost of $9 billion – per year. But hey… FREEDOM! https://t.co/7fjWF5CMbo
10/28
2016
@asymco https://t.co/qJgvrzSEdKApple could just cram a new MacBook Pro with Touch Bar into their desktop keyboard, hook up a 5K LG monitor and call it the new iMac. @thijs but they have https://t.co/B9dJRoZ1maHeadlines you couldn't imagine to work in 2015: "Apple's new Macbook Pro has a headphone jack"Microsoft news this week: "Touch me all over, baby!" Apple news this week: "Touch me right there!" @agebhard You spelled strangling wrong.How the web looked when I was young. https://t.co/iBF16Z2P41
10/27
2016
How to do MVC: 1. Take any three things, ANY 2. Call them Model, View and Controller 3. Draw some arrows between them Done!
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerIn a relatively short time we've taken a system built to resist destruction by nuclear weapons and made it vulnerable to toasters.
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10/25
2016
"Someone is learning how to take down the Internet." https://t.co/zVqjabTUfC /v @BenedictEvans
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerLooks like @SirPatStew got hacked. Nefarious Klingon secret service?
10/24
2016
Not only should we legalize weed, they should hand it out along with your "I voted" sticker. Everyone deserves it after this election.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerLifehack: Don't be an asshole.BREAKING: After years of research, Google discovers a weird trick that makes people work together effectively. https://t.co/H63wWA5MqI
10/23
2016
Vinegar as aperitif 🤔 @ Yakiniku - Japanische Barbecuekultur https://t.co/9SUuZ8vc4T
10/22
2016
Use whatever brace style you prefer. But not this. Don't do this. Seek help instead of this. https://t.co/1EYb7BLHkb
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10/20
2016
BREAKING: Wow. I don't say this very often, but this is a game-changer. #Wikileaks https://t.co/YegAxWOLWZ
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerUnused logo for the iconic #Alien movie. https://t.co/HzPOx84Hnk https://t.co/Mqw0OEtRZW
10/15
2016
Many skilled devs scoff at CSS for being a toy language. Still, they can't write it because declarative rules for a DOM are just too hard. 🙈Medium (re) invents inline styles, makes it sound clever, and I weep for the future of web development https://t.co/s89nkLx8fH
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10/14
2016
WINDOWS93 https://t.co/ziCMy20eHA
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10/12
2016
In digital media, all business models are based on reach, hence drama and scandals. Consent, harmony and reconciliation aren't profitable.
10/11
2016
Best life hack ever: add "fuck fucker" & "fucked fucking" to your iPhone contacts & never mess with correcting "duc… https://t.co/JiYOZoAeTl
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler @swiftonsecurity FINALLYAmericans! These immigrants are even stealing your Nobel prizes!!1!1 https://t.co/UlEVbbRVse
10/10
2016
Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerJavaScript is weird. https://t.co/PauOBHUtGUThis is valid, executable JavaScript, equivalent to "alert('wtf);". https://t.co/8taFfSjgnO https://t.co/mEP40CQFvh
10/8
2016
This work by @ucllc is the most insane and freaking AWESOME conference design I ever saw. https://t.co/ijHqWV0KUB https://t.co/lGYJjxpcSe❎ Client not paid? ✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSkynet awakens. https://t.co/bTPHluOMXE
10/7
2016
California english https://t.co/Gx08MynRT0
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10/6
2016
When the management tells the devs to ship it anyway. https://t.co/BHh8209uufShould you catcall her? A handy flow chart. https://t.co/zuIg6SATZA
9/29
2016
Samsung doubles down on explosive growth. https://t.co/ExDO9v7pcVApple logs your iMessage contacts — and may share them with police https://t.co/GkQxgl469k by @samfbiddle
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerNice! Apple will set up their London HQ in the iconic Battersea Power Station! 🐷 🏭 https://t.co/2arZiirhW4 https://t.co/iCVb06W5SPComprehensive list of traps you can fall into when working with CSS 3D, e.g. opacity can flatten your scene. https://t.co/FdtdmqQXnm
9/28
2016
Can everybody please just quit doing online polls? They never yield representative results. Only subpar comedy and embarrassment.
9/27
2016
How to fill out security questions. https://t.co/sOwxv9LgJO
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerNot the greatest advert for your product. https://t.co/udzLDFNJAh
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9/26
2016
2016, ya'll. https://t.co/M0AZceVagQ
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9/25
2016
BREAKING: Donald Trump to acquire Twitter. Vows to Make Twitter Great Again.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerBREAKING: Twitter moving closer to sale, suitors believed to include SalesForce and Google: CNBC
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerIt's important to keep things in perspective. https://t.co/OQ22M8h0H0Is there a Google Chrome extension which can do screenshots of only the viewport? I want to do series w/o manually selecting this area. @charlesarthur Apple started in a garage too. @charlesarthur Car. Of course I park my car besides my Mac.
9/23
2016
Windows has computer. cc @BART_ebooks https://t.co/0FWvRUQK0c
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Trump is human waste. He is the worst of America stuffed into a nacho cheese casing…" https://t.co/q8ph9tEpVW
9/22
2016
@tehgrumpydude Stay tuned for the next chapter. Not even sure if they already offer static external IPv6 network prefixes.Rumor: Facebook laying off 5000 chatbots.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWhen @unitymedia decides to change your external static IP address without telling you before. Uncool move, dudes.When you're giddy about having received your first mail in your new office's letterbox… …and it's one piece of spam.
9/21
2016
My Coffee with a Trump Supporter (Robert Reich) https://t.co/xbz4Dds81f
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerA building made from 154 interconnecting flights of stairs. https://t.co/JoVrcFobzH https://t.co/RpYTyMIKHZ
9/20
2016
Rikiki zieht um in den Stuttgarter Süden! https://t.co/aLeoXGZx7d https://t.co/TkdEcMfP1v
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerRikiki Bonjour moving on to bigger & better digs! Here's a glimpse of the first place: https://t.co/35t25jircw via @r00p @rikiki_bonjour
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9/18
2016
@tehgrumpydude Worse. Office remodeling.
9/17
2016
My most frequently used German words in the last two weeks: Terminverzug, Baumängel, Ersatzvornahme, Schadensersatz
9/16
2016
We should all take an important life lesson from this HP 1660CS logic analyzer (via @bentsukun) https://t.co/LC6BmfKhUb
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9/15
2016
"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes" is a perfect metaphor for this election.
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler1997 📞 2002📟 2007📱+🎧 2015📱+🎧+⌚️ 2020🎧+⌚️ 2025🎧
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9/14
2016
AirPods: "…few have realized that Apple just unveiled its second wearables platform" https://t.co/RRQOwKfNnXRikiki is moving 🚚 #interiordesign #moving #newplace @ Rikiki - La Crème de la Maison https://t.co/7l5kzyxV8v
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"The climate has changed before", they say. https://t.co/TTNEblPA9u https://t.co/YUwrQodmMZ
9/13
2016
Dropbox does WHAT with my OS X password?? 😱 https://t.co/bmWFfp9j01
9/9
2016

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