Texas Chick, Wife of a Texas MAN, and best of all a Mom.
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Come on JMac! Get back in the house and win HOH! #BB17
My lil girl just changed @taylorswift13 name to 💜 Swift because she loves her and all her songs, lol
Tried calling @Andy #wwhl instead spoke to a man who owns a trucking company in Montana He told me to dial a 6 at the end to reach bravo!!!#shaqtinafall SAY WATT! @JJWatt @SHAQ http://t.co/NY4TSw4vf6Touch my breasteses 1 mo again! #shaqtinafall http://t.co/Mba8Zno50K#shaqtinafall KAZAAM!!!! http://t.co/dKHGIHBd8q
Win a Trip to the 50th ACM Awards® Sweepstakes http://t.co/n5raCHhqWZ
Craig Biggio elected into The Baseball Hall of Fame!!!! #CraigBiggio
@blakeshelton What do ladies at a Tupperware party and a drunk walrus have in common?
Congratulations @jimmyfallon, Nancy, & Winnie!!!!
My friend is a Mary Kay Beauty Consultant. If anyone is interested in having a Mary Kay party or personal appointment, just let me know.
#fallsongs that pumpkin carving is a work of art, I got the kit at walmart, and I know now that I should have layed down a towel.#fallsongs u look so scary standing there in my michael myers underwear and I know now that I'm dressed as a clown!#fallsongs my pumpkin latte brings all the boys to the yard and they're like my fall decor is better than urs damn right its better than urs#fallsongs it's pumpkin season, pumpkin season, @jimmyfallon thinks he is so cool, riding around with the bed of his truck full!
#fallsongs The temp is falling, leaves we will be hauling, soon we set our clocks back an hour, hoping our pumpkin spice latte doesn't sour
#MyWeirdFriend makes me answer every yes or no question with "yes ma'am or no ma'am" did I mention she is 4 years old!!
#MONUMENTOUR #falloutboy #awesome http://t.co/vvNljw7LGw @petewentz my niece Caitlyn had a blast tonight! #MONUMENTOUR # her1stconcert @petewentz almost time for fallout boy to take the stage! my niece Caitlyn is going to freak out!#MONUMENTOUR @petewentz my niece Caitlyn is in the audience waiting for u! She would freak if u tweeted to her! http://t.co/x9EkYYwQg2 @petewentz my niece Caitlyn is in the audience and can't wait for u to take the stage!!!!!!!#MONUMENTOUR
My step sister hit me in the head with an ashtray because I was folding her laundry! I woke up and all the laundry was folded! #MyDumbFight
The time my sister's ex-boyfriend sent her a letter from prison that said " I think we should start seeing other people"! #awkwardbreakup
My toilet flushes,do you wanna go back to my room? #OlympicPickupLines
@blakeshelton sometimes u should drink water to surprise ur liver!
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.! #BOSTON
I never knew @gin_wigmore existed until tonight- SHE JAMS!!!!
I want @KeithUrban to call me baby!
Win a 2013 Chevy Tahoe! http://t.co/vzzV4L1U
Praying for the students at Lone Star College in Houston.
@JJWatt doesn't flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!
@AnaQooks "ur best work was done on ur back" caught me off gaurd, I am still laughing!!!:)
@DJPaulyD @VINNYGUADAGNINO @snooki @JENNIWOWW im sad! Gonna miss u sick twisted f*ckers!#compliment #lastjerzday @tatestevensctry are u still gonba throw a big party!!! #richredneck #tatenation @tatestevensctry you are about to be a rich redneck!! #tatenation @tatestevensctry are u ready to be a millionaire? #tatenation
@BravoAndy are u & Jason still having issues with ur success?
@Bethenny scales scare the sh*t out of me! Or maybe its the cleanse pack!! Lo