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Toto: Africa @will_peachey London, England

I am just awful

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Joined Twitter 9/10/13


The moment the #NewYork bomb suspect Akayed Ullah's bomb prematurely exploded in an underpass https://t.co/K70xePzF5K
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12/11
2017
FROZEN v BRONSON "Do you wanna build a Snowman?" "Ok bye" 9/10 #snow #snowman #frozen https://t.co/fE4zSKPPJn
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12/10
2017
If your boyfriend is called Will and has recently bought a house in the local area, He’s just been buying a load of… https://t.co/fwnSbMoK9M
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12/9
2017
me sober in an uber: me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always tr… https://t.co/3RSLT9pn7E
Retweeted by Toto: Africa @itsjoshburrows Tell him he’s a good boy on my behalf
12/8
2017
your moms a hoe
Retweeted by Toto: Africathe sight of ISIS burning women and children alive and cutting peoples heads off whilst blowing up pop concerts in… https://t.co/I8t1gqEQ8P
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12/7
2017
All going to one winner! Just RT to enter. Winners will be tagged and posted weekly. #CoHoHolidays #CoHoGiveaway https://t.co/hxijHDb7rB
Retweeted by Toto: Africa @PartyGoy 🤔Clara Barton helped wounded men on both sides of the Civil War. She then ran the Office of Missing Soldiers and hel… https://t.co/5gcExJPBNp
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12/4
2017
The Guardian Christmas party must be a real blast. https://t.co/e8kohAvHfh
Retweeted by Toto: Africawhat the fuck is going on? https://t.co/WuodcSZNrF
12/3
2017
Ummmmmmmmmmmm https://t.co/V1vj3X3se4Day 30 of No Nut November: The final hours. My cardiovascular system has completely reworked itself to pump blood s… https://t.co/75YTQSKwx3
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaShower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave
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12/2
2017
Noel Gallagher: "Fuck Jeremy Corbyn. He's a Communist" https://t.co/ulV2nE4sQI https://t.co/MjRkUyhxh0
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11/29
2017
What an absolute fuckin retard? https://t.co/aboklGZGlL
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11/22
2017
Not really just stuff em up there I guess https://t.co/WaAVaOI02a
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11/21
2017
Planned on it but work got in the way ☹️ https://t.co/3P7qWToVEk
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11/16
2017
Ok this is hilarious https://t.co/IZVds6Lj2f
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaSan Antonio Lights Date Wya? https://t.co/7ZPwywaNQj
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaFuture history books: "World War III began after a series of seemingly comic tweets escalated into a nuclear exchange."
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11/12
2017
140: who dis 280: from whence do you hail, kind sir?
Retweeted by Toto: Africai’m bout to ask my doctor to put my body into cryogenesis for 21 days so i can survive no nut november
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11/9
2017
Day 3 of No Nut November. I am Invincible. I show no fear. I am becoming Immortal.
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11/4
2017
Day 1 of No Nut November: The entire roman army couldn’t bring me down. I am strong. My will is unbreakable. Stay vigilant soldiers.
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11/2
2017
#Travel to #Peru, #Patagonia or #Bolivia with TourRadar and Say Hueque! #VivaAdventure #gotouring https://t.co/JFZIzCw02l
10/25
2017
Can he just do his job and not be sexualized omg women are trash I'm literally shaking right now https://t.co/KFrVDWnOEx
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10/21
2017
Spongebob always be like "I'm ready I'm ready" Bro... ready for fucking what? LOL Anyway, math was really hard today I feel like crying.
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10/19
2017
I was recently asked if Crooked Hillary Clinton is going to run in 2020? My answer was, "I hope so!"
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10/17
2017
ubers: $32 bar tab: $50 drunk food: $10 ending your night still wishing you were never born: priceless
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10/16
2017
This is the best thing I've seen all day???? https://t.co/alkmxX5rp5
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaHow dare you https://t.co/Pt3tCthdZT
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaTexas Roadhouse fans, here's exactly how to make that crazy-addictive Cinnamon Butter. https://t.co/rfOb02HQqv
Retweeted by Toto: Africa"Huh, I've always wondered what that space was for. I just assumed it was for diapers or other baby necessities. Tu… https://t.co/6D3zrbG5bQ
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10/14
2017
If this isn’t you when you see a dog in a social setting then we can’t be friends. https://t.co/2wuhmbxY0P
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10/13
2017
Sorry, my cousin w h o https://t.co/Z5VyLzlBLn
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10/12
2017
@ all the americans and welsh people who mocked england for losing to iceland https://t.co/N3VwyDq9xR
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaHow did this pic just invite me to his bands backyard show and pretend he didn't see me the whole time https://t.co/fO69wLQ1w4
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10/11
2017
This is exactly what footy is all about. Dreams of small war torn nations being shattered. Absolutely glorious. https://t.co/YXMdwDEuJR
Retweeted by Toto: Africa @lilyallen Its called banter Lily. You’re well known for abusing drugs & alcohol so maybe focus on respecting yours… https://t.co/A0mllnEVGQ
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10/10
2017
bella hadid talk like a undercover cop 😂 https://t.co/ENtObBtRxs
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10/8
2017
fuck what u heard world war 3 will not be fought with nuclear weapons of mass destruction it will be fought with co… https://t.co/j58f3prlN6
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10/7
2017
It only takes #15Mins to charge a Google Pixel 2 for 7hrs use. I just entered the @EE #WINaPixel2 comp to win one! https://t.co/FPV7tX2kqd
10/6
2017
Kourtney is a physical version of my thoughts on a daily basis https://t.co/zt9JB34rzT
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10/5
2017
The EU allowing Spain to continue acting aggressively towards Catalonia is setting a very dangerous precedent for t… https://t.co/4AuGNlQn7W
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaHas anyone taken a look at Zuckerberg's facebook? https://t.co/cTOmb8Dspv
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Retweeted by Toto: Africa"I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. "...how? I can't even understand it… https://t.co/OdBOp5igfw
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9/29
2017
Oh my lord, Trump has tricked his critics into kneeling before him. https://t.co/5YeWiyAUtn
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaMove ya finger I'm tryna see the whole photo 😍. Is there a pic on the back too?😩 https://t.co/pnVXsIZwNA
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9/25
2017
I will never forget such a bop https://t.co/HJUWLvA6tv
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9/23
2017
THIS DOG’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HAVE ME DYING https://t.co/7PenKHjRH0
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9/22
2017
🅱️oi
9/21
2017
fellas we gotta stop recycling the earth has become far too powerful https://t.co/szcZWklQpu
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9/19
2017
Just like in my dream🤔 https://t.co/dIQX2WKW29
9/12
2017
Heaven in a picture https://t.co/OAHO32L22I
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9/3
2017
THOMAS 🚂 IS 🚂 A 🚂 TANK 🚂ENGINE 🚂 NOT 🚂 A 🚂 TRAIN 🚂 TRAINS 🚂 ARE 🚂 THE 🚂 WHOLE 🚂 THING 🚂 HE 🚂 IS 🚂 JUST 🚂THE 🚂 TANK 🚂 ENGINE 🚂 PART 🚂
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaTHIS IS THE FUTURE VEGANS WANT https://t.co/HUmUJ8ulOl
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaWhen she thinks you are gonna let her spend the night https://t.co/sH8mwEalGE
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8/31
2017
@TomBywater27 @NASA is this true?
8/30
2017
Only reds allowed. https://t.co/tbgA7pc8LM
Retweeted by Toto: Africaalright now i just need to figure out how to play it for 5 minutes straight https://t.co/H4oULySntS
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8/27
2017
Join the campaign - Campaign Against Living Miserably https://t.co/misquldqWQ
8/26
2017
funny how girls suddenly act interested when you tell them how many clubcard points you have lmao jog on 😂😂👋
Retweeted by Toto: Africathe scooby doo live action films were honestly something else https://t.co/fGYwshMRE6
Retweeted by Toto: Africa @nessteve @BBCEngland Brilliant
8/25
2017
@BillRatchet @ayyjqce when she came on screen with that shit painted on the side of her face i just about had to throw hands
Retweeted by Toto: Africai almost missed vine then i remembered this existed https://t.co/1xcCLrEfTK
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaGot my money on this guy https://t.co/BFkpefnPTX
Retweeted by Toto: AfricaFucking hell, feel sorry for kids today, I was only worried about my parents shouting at me https://t.co/k7vvFNYUCG
8/24
2017
What episode of black mirror am I living in? https://t.co/DtVbs5nMmLit's tuesday my dudes
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8/22
2017
there's a thunderstorm but the good news is my headphones fit Bella perfectly https://t.co/6pISwlvRWR
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8/20
2017
One hero police officer killed 4 of 5 terrorist this night south of Barcelona.
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8/18
2017

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