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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar New York, NY

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Joined Twitter 1/2/08


This is amazing. Nasrallah is the Secretary General of Hezbollah. He doesn’t even know who he’s talking about and L… https://t.co/2otMcBseRcChelsea Manning said she was crashing @Cernovich’s party last night but here’s a picture taken in DC before Christm… https://t.co/XGdzCNQzGFThey're both the best! https://t.co/QgX3OqNmjcCaviar is an Iranian word....well not that spelling but it's from the word Kha-vee-yar (phonetic). Caviar has alway… https://t.co/t5e3qvEMInWild sturgeon...from the Iranian side of the Caspian Sea. https://t.co/RmbDI1lxj6Funny thing is the mother of pearl thing with caviar is a Western invention. This woman is trying to be fancy but t… https://t.co/Mnw2HJj4EX @DannyPellegrino wait what? I haven't seen the movies but that is disappointing.2. The fire and fury that soprano @PatriciaPetibon puts into "Der Hölle Rache" is exactly how Mozart intended it...… https://t.co/Al03L3oZnuThere seems to be a lot of interest, but also confusion, about Shabbat, government service, and Jared and Ivanka. B… https://t.co/K8gxAn0gIz
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @JayCaruso @DanaSchwartzzz agree. even if the person isn't famous. only exception is compliment tweets.The rare moment of Schumer speaking to the audience of one https://t.co/EmHlURFylY
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Guys if I tweet about someone famous don't tag them in the comments like a snitch, what is wrong with you
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @michellebhasin You're a great mama. They are so lucky.I know this is not the point of the video but who knows where I can get this sweater? https://t.co/P6BopXnOfp
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘This pic getting thousands of RTs appears to be from last year. The @Statesman has the aerial shots from the march… https://t.co/JyZGLJgzVj
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Owner Story: "Can you keep the water out of me ears, please?" https://t.co/P0KxWqXx9s
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Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘To chagrin of Secret Service, Eisenhower lassoed by cowboy during inaugural parade, yesterday 1953: https://t.co/BmqsK61TlZ
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Trump has not spoken to Schumer since Friday, per people on both sides.
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘And 20 years ago was the year @Madonna released her best album (Ray of Light) and the @dixiechicks broke out. Time… https://t.co/sMCgKEfojv
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Such a great album. https://t.co/VqASdpEaEBpeople going to college this year are younger than SATC, byyyyeeeeee https://t.co/CuXYoeGnRW
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Important Story: How Corruption and Cronyism in Banking Fueled Iran’s Protests. @ntabrizy reports. https://t.co/3T7A8SeXlxOk fam....its time for some Girl Scout Cookies. I love the Girl Scouts...they do such important work...I also love… https://t.co/7Q17ArizR6Will a woman take over the moderator position? Some options include @margbrennan @biannagolodryga @nancycordes...or… https://t.co/fpX8cOPlAXThis is how I feel about live music at hotels. And music in restaurants and hotels generally. Make it stop. https://t.co/4oF7gxuq2kHarsh reality.....Sex and the City premiered TWENTY years ago this year....the first Sex and the City movie was rel… https://t.co/rBQbBwUHEcSo dignified I thought it was a very regal lion! https://t.co/xXMDDJx0ZbBREAKING: Hedi Slimane named artistic director of Céline. Story to come.
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘What?!!! https://t.co/2V1K1Q9iR0I wish that at this very moment i were 95 years old with the plug to my oxygen within my reach https://t.co/8gEb7apVFy
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @kyletblaine I thought your backyard growing up was the stage door at Mariah Carey performancesWhat am I gonna do with this little girl? So naughty, but I can’t help but love her dramatics. Foster Esampu:… https://t.co/wTCnp00t6k
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘“Failure is just there to point you in a different direction” - Oprah 🙏🏽🔑 https://t.co/SjW9FPq4xK
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1/21
2018
When #OscarsSoWhite (@ReignOfApril) met #MeToo (@TaranaBurke)... at the @Autograph / @theblcklst Retreat at… https://t.co/8Iasmqak7R
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘someone needs to write the kama sutra for snuggling positions where i can still read my phone
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘I feel seen https://t.co/0eapIyWSeN...And here's our story: https://t.co/alYgTI52GH
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @ellembee Listen as the man with unpopular food opinions...I get itExcuse me???? https://t.co/KpAkyzSBLAThin mints and keep them in the freezer. https://t.co/EtOwofpftu#PGAAwards: 'The Shape of Water' wins outstanding film producer https://t.co/6oFIXG7JaC https://t.co/3yDlaMXy7c
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @hello__caitlin She’s mad as hell and she’s not gonna take it anymore!!!!Keep in mind all of the names in screenshot caption below belong to elephants. They are such characters. https://t.co/PYxVmhVkvZShe definitely keeps her keepers on their toes! Thank you!! https://t.co/hQ3BOjetjyWhat am I gonna do with this little girl? So naughty, but I can’t help but love her dramatics. Foster Esampu:… https://t.co/wTCnp00t6kCongratulations to the Queen of Brooklyn @LeahRemini on her Producer's Guild Award. She beat out some serious conte… https://t.co/qvlOsB3AOR @sassylibrarian1 I wish!I did! I read two books and watched a couple of documentaries. https://t.co/c7B3twval6 @71Tooch 3-5 hours @gacksonjiles @cwarzel he's a reporter - it's his job.2. By the way, I'm shocked at how easy it was. I'm the guy who is on the laptop most of the few vacations I've been… https://t.co/zbJRVbmKxzThat’s cause I didn’t start tweeting until 10 pm you idiot. I took the day off for the first time in my adult life. https://t.co/y4ecggBooaWe won! Thank you to The Producers Guild for this incredible honor of Outstanding Producer Of… https://t.co/NZDH3BenQB
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Add Robert Mueller to Kate McKinnon's list of "SNL" characters. https://t.co/O4I6eR32Gm
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘2. Here you go. https://t.co/4kvaYNEyhH @dj_mosfett How is this slanderous @crystallinesd thank you!I never use this option but it’s perfect for 🐘 https://t.co/2VBhfpqi7D🙄 https://t.co/Fmp7yLJhJENew Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces pregnancy https://t.co/r2vGt3xNkFThere is no better sound that your husband not being home, the kids aren’t home and the food delivery guy rings your doorbell.
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘This isn’t surprising. Folks like @CassandraRules are big Chelsea Manning fans and there’s a contingent there tonig… https://t.co/XtaR9wJmzi
1/20
2018
Ugh https://t.co/5V9uwSj6chare we doing #ShutdownMovies yet?
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘There’s a Swin tweet for everything https://t.co/AHs1zxvPMv @EricHaywood @iamlaurenp @MorganicInk https://t.co/tz8nT1TPKwA deal was struck over cheeseburgers, then it fell apart. @maggieNYT @shearm report. https://t.co/pSgNQzRhlS https://t.co/OGnuvxItHfFormer Fox Executive sues studio for gender discrimination, sexual harassment https://t.co/I8C6JWS37u https://t.co/VpqQ5qIBKC
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Circa 2013 https://t.co/mYLlrPlHxN @EricHaywood @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/NHGbHbZBvp @SirajAHashmi SirajSource confirms it was John Kelly who phoned Schumer and rejected the deal he discussed with Trump, even though pre… https://t.co/zUqHyOixCu
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Per a source familiar: it was Kelly who called Schumer to say that the outline of the deal that Schumer and Trump h… https://t.co/lvE4AGL5q0
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF THE @VP ON LAPSE IN GOVT FUNDING: https://t.co/teuBW19WQg
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘Senate Dems did their news clip research https://t.co/FdfzibEiqHOver cheeseburgers, President Trump and Senator Schumer struck an outline of an agreement to keep the government op… https://t.co/2LGS4VLkAs
Retweeted by Yashar Ali 🐘 @MaryPageKeller What are you saying....hmmmm 🤔
1/19
2018

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