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Zach Dillon @zachdillon Twin Cities, MN

Business strategist, futurist/realist, observer of human behavior (tweets are my own, not my company's)

654 Following   352 Followers   2,214 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/24/09


@yudhishthu ...I just have to figure out how to pull it off. @yudhishthu Billion dollar idea: helping people execute billion dollar ideas.
2/11
2018
OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials https://t.co/9IB528mCyt
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2/5
2018
Okay, I’ll say it: Puppy Bowl has become way too commercial. Just let ‘em play! @PaceCommaJason Lil Superb Owl 🦉
2/4
2018
"Likes", "Loves", "Favourites", whatever! Give users a home to save items. The bag needn't be used as a wishlist https://t.co/S9vwDCf6vr #UX
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2/3
2018
Fixed that for you... https://t.co/Eyk7eX3ZoQHusband of Ely, MN’s @JessicaBiel to perform at Super Bowl https://t.co/7Fu0Lh39cJ https://t.co/8RDBROITtm
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2/1
2018
Me IRL https://t.co/um6WpjqEBT
1/29
2018
@barkbox My dog is just making sure someone is going to be home in the morning
1/25
2018
Announcing your 2018 COACHELLA LINEUP, generated by a neural network trained on thousands of band names:… https://t.co/9croNdKuAj
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1/23
2018
BOOM: “Alexa will emerge as the iPhone of the next decade and move Amazon to a $1 trillion dollar company”—… https://t.co/hCbSGm7GwX
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1/22
2018
Because bad #UX design will always precede bad, albeit unintended, outcomes. While a page with a series of hyperl… https://t.co/dSNpoVZ021
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1/16
2018
@phamousphil Really want to see someone Evel Knievel that thing...
1/15
2018
Epic design fail. https://t.co/4zJ1xPrYFH https://t.co/y2v6GJzKYm
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1/14
2018
NO we do not currently accept #Bitcoin pls stop asking us lol
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1/12
2018
The Purge, except instead of one day a year of lawlessness, there’d be one day a year of balanced and well researched public policy debate.
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1/11
2018
40% of Puerto Rico still doesn’t have power. https://t.co/Wy9ivZurMROur picks from the @askovfinlayson for @Target collab, which launches next week https://t.co/vft8u8SdB5
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1/10
2018
@PaceCommaJason It’s SUPREME Emperor Scopes, and he got that from trying to shave with midi-cloritans (hence the midi synthesizer).
1/7
2018
@najenks @jjones @VisitKC @KCMO Gates for the best brisket sandwich; Fiorella’s Jack Stack for the best ribs.
1/6
2018
MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS https://t.co/Cdt2s2aI3p
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1/3
2018
not in the mood for nuclear war
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1/2
2018
@rakeshlobster Heat @rakeshlobster Usual suspects
1/1
2017
The F-35 fighter jet program alone would've paid the college tuition for every American for a decade. Imagine the p… https://t.co/vP13F9YpbZ
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12/30
2017
Honestly read this as “appealing” at first, and I agreed 100% https://t.co/vNhOVP7CvGWell okay then. https://t.co/Q3E9TcORy1
12/27
2017
@RedIsDead https://t.co/RPtZmenyHy
12/25
2017
I just found the most honest "Virus Cleaner 2018" on Google Play. Not only it detects itself as vulnerable it also… https://t.co/r3K5pav7XL
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12/22
2017
@jw880 Amazing. https://t.co/XRriBSuL8B1920s Australian Sheep & Wheat distribution. Could this be the greatest map ever made? "Some sheep". "No sheep". https://t.co/KgdsGoMX2l
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12/21
2017
@BenedictEvans @johnolilly Old twttr is pretty good twttr.Okay, will definitely watch: https://t.co/OR6FLdA1OQBarack and Michelle couldn’t stop laughing during their first Christmas address https://t.co/QDuXiKybCm
Retweeted by Zach DillonRemember, many organizations give their execs bonuses based on how much you raise the scale. Going from all zeroes… https://t.co/ApAZHbVnhX
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12/19
2017
here we go! @Target buys online delivery company @Shipt 💚 https://t.co/8Kx4Kknw34
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12/13
2017
@edgarwright @HamillHimself Can't wait to see what Tim and Daisy are up to in "Spaced: 2040"...Thread: https://t.co/KnMlkQLYiK
12/11
2017
@rags I solved this problem by simply not working. I just focus on receiving emails and phone calls without the wor… https://t.co/FAK09mpwRh
12/10
2017
Keep your enemies closer https://t.co/AJan74FS8u
12/8
2017
@montymitra THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE HEARD ALL YEARAt Amazon HQ: designer: "guys, what do men want as gifts?" guy 1: "box" guy 2: "sheet" guy 3: "egg" https://t.co/1VYEdZh7rX
Retweeted by Zach DillonAn ML algorithm learned that part of what defines a "cat" is the presence of hovering text in Impact font https://t.co/SfG5rIs4on
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12/6
2017
I am leaving Twitter. I can’t take all the political banter and the mean and nasty things people say on here anymo… https://t.co/moF18nJxBA
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12/5
2017
8 Mile, the heartwarming tale of a nauseous young man who cures his sweaty palms through the power of mom's spaghetti, is now streaming.
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12/2
2017
A tax bill is not like the iTunes license agreement. You don’t just agree to it without first reading it. https://t.co/njucSGH8gR
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12/1
2017
When I wanted Transformers for Christmas, but got GoBots instead. https://t.co/VLkhc9a7GO
11/28
2017
@Uday_A 10 CDs for $0.01.
11/27
2017
@phamousphil Actually... “Musky” wouldn’t be a bad cat name.
11/26
2017
@MrJimiV She sure loves ornaments! That's a look of sheer joy. @jonahray https://t.co/T4obXiWeV2
11/25
2017
Black Friday **** Need copy and link****
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11/24
2017
@bcmaughan @MDaware #SavedYouAClickThankful for this goofy furball. https://t.co/SMgjHyFT1r
11/23
2017
@ashleymayer Our pup has that one too. It's great!
11/22
2017
Just finished a dentist appointment where they put that fluoride gel on at the end. She said not to drink alcohol f… https://t.co/13cyWoJOMR
11/14
2017
When the dust settled Alibaba sold over $25 billion US in just 24 hours on Single’s Day. That’s 75% of Target’s ma… https://t.co/sZ8VjW20XG
Retweeted by Zach DillonUber, but for ocelots.
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11/12
2017
@GointoAcapulco @Stranger_Things @noah_schnapp @TheEmmys And @milliebbrown ! Fantastic season. Already ready for S3...
11/11
2017
For 95% of apps, I should no more have to tell them my email and invent a password than I should have to tell them… https://t.co/PagS6SZpEJ
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11/10
2017
Us: Maybe let us edit posts? Them: How about more characters for your tweets? Us: Umm... Thanks, but we’d really… https://t.co/Zh30ETBPt9
11/9
2017
Wait. How do I have 280 characters on desktop but only 140 on mobile?? What kind of world does Jack want us to live in? #desktopfirst #280ch @rags I’m going to sign up for Amazon PrimeCar and never have to buy or lease. Annual membership = access to a self driving car on demand. @rags Pay per character. Genius. Ship it, then figure out how to monetize. @peter sameTwitter HQ: Giving people 280 characters will enable more nuanced discourse by enabling people to better articulate… https://t.co/bd6ON7My5g @DanielPhanMpls https://t.co/1jb1HZeMOQ
11/7
2017
@PaceCommaJason Agave
11/6
2017
@KateKendall @DanielleMorrill @adognamedemo Probably lots of dogs named Demo this year, following Stranger Things 2!
11/5
2017
This looks like the kind of plane I would draw in grade school. https://t.co/yG4zJackz1
11/4
2017
https://t.co/JyDHBEmndk https://t.co/9nicv4NC5V
11/3
2017
It's that time again: the point where I stop watching Star Wars trailers because I still want to be surprised.
11/2
2017
@rakeshlobster https://t.co/OESrVW9T3s
10/29
2017
@montymitra https://t.co/cEGA0Gz6Xw
10/27
2017
Call me doubtful, but cautiously optimistic. I feel like it wouldn't be the same without Taika and Jemaine. https://t.co/q4ZFJT9ubm @anmigr @internetofshit https://t.co/jcyB0OCWZ7
10/26
2017

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