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Joe Zou @zzbar Manhattan, 重庆, Fire Island

Beida Ren (北大人), Investment Management, Hedge Fund, Startups, Physics, All Things Made by Apple, and Beaches. zzbar=(x+iy)(x-iy)

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Joined Twitter 3/8/09


@wolfejosh Saw them after 5 seconds. https://t.co/ELsXNIx5yv @wolfejosh Time to start a good old deposit runStep 1: Get a listening device into everyone's home. (Alexa) Step 2: Connect Big Brother to the cloud. Step 3: MUAH… https://t.co/fSjvWraj47
Retweeted by Joe Zou @CutTheKnotMath @nntaleb link? @nntaleb @CutTheKnotMath x(0)=0, but x(1) != 1 according to your formula.
11/20
2017
Von Neumann Drive, Princeton, NJ https://t.co/FcAJdYO2cNOld Graduate College, Princeton. https://t.co/mQ7ReY5TL4Old Graduate College, Princeton, shot on iPhoneX https://t.co/LWcyP2OLiYJialing couldn’t believe he got in Princeton. He’s resolved to be nice to big cats. https://t.co/8lZToxNU7iFall foliage @Princeton and @the_IAS https://t.co/gLsUiBquZG
11/19
2017
@MikeIsaac Diaper subscriptionThe GOP tax bill will 1) eliminate state & local tax deductions; 2) allow write-off of private jet; 3) cut corporat… https://t.co/ccxIPEANPb
11/18
2017
Is the 20 seconds measured with a clock on the train or with a clock at the station? https://t.co/71xrYrYKQE
11/16
2017
The current GOP tax bill will eliminate state and local tax deductions to pay for corporate tax cut. Hence a prox… https://t.co/mXuVecQMfEWhat did those three UCLA basketball players steal in China? It seems NCAA should pay the players like Pro athletes.This is a new one, no idea what it means, it sounded like Turkey calling. https://t.co/RSj8grJFct @neilcybart He needs some publicity to raise cash via secondary equity offering. Cash burn is accelerating.Wait, Google Docs down? 0h well, “Apple sucks at cloud services”.
11/15
2017
@manicakes Did you see that story about a Vietnamese hacker breaking faceID with a mask? I’m not convinced.Kedi, a movie about street cats of Istanbul, is surprisingly therapeutic. https://t.co/641tOPr4j6
11/13
2017
@StephenMcDonell more likely reason that it won’t be published is it’s a terrible book? @LaurenGoode @Recode @1Password Prefer @mSecure over 1password
11/12
2017
Siri can now identify Chinese music https://t.co/aBs6q8WSg0 @rjonesy @thetalkshow And ben thompson is unbearable @jorge_guajardo @Dimi nice paper though @BenBajarin You are assuming apple camera has no ML? I think you are underestimating it.
11/11
2017
140! = 134620124757175246058760738589416155583558511481939671900513914680574603670905356967979209466296818366808690… https://t.co/FMeX2Dw5eQ @withoutdoing 此地无银三百两This seems overkill: 140! = 1.3462012475718E+241 characters. https://t.co/gQNieSZvNV @JohnKirk Guess Apple doesn’t want to be a regulated bank, need to find a partner. @neilcybart Pretty sure Walmart Pay is only accepted at Walmart stores. WTF?when  Watch was introduced over 2 years ago $FOSL > $100 a share now $5. Lesson: never buy stocks with a prehisto… https://t.co/0d1o1BnMyS
11/7
2017
Notch - 凹 aò https://t.co/EscAR5cvkOThe Chinese translation for the word “Notch” is self explanatory: https://t.co/qfmLm6RwYM
11/6
2017
@gak_pdx They hedged it with 8 and 8+. @jonfortt @harrymccracken No need. They will have millions of free commercials made by its users.Mom&Dad getting my last year’s iOS devices, it’s tech support Sunday. Their Yahoo account demands 2FA set up, complications followed.
11/5
2017
@cbalfe @rjonesy https://t.co/1pWRxTwH6nA Tip from a rabbit https://t.co/BiDR6zLQir @jonfortt App developers don’t know if the authentication token is from Touch ID or Face ID. Apple gives the app the token. @jonfortt You should say yes and Face ID will be used. @jonfortt You don’t need app developers to update. Biometric ID is apple’s implementation. Apple works with Touch I… https://t.co/PAxGwVpC5o @rjonesy Darker background makes the Notch disappear. White background makes the Notch prominent.
11/4
2017
@mdudas Or derivative traders before 2007 @mattlew82 They still should make an 8+ size iPhone Xi next year.Ok, so to celebrate the arrival of iPhone X, here’s some Animoji Karaoke inspired by @harrymccracken 🎤🦊🐶🐔🐵 https://t.co/wmJAZRoJfk
Retweeted by Joe Zou @mattlew82 No,that will drive people to FB messenger. @BenBajarin The brightness adjustment slider in setting doesn’t seem very responsive.PSA: Grand Central Apple store has the shortest line for iPhone X
11/3
2017
@kirkburgess Can you make sense where $640 miliion came from? Found money in Tim’s Gym shorts?According to my twitter time line, it seems Apple has managed to delay its inevitable doom by another year! $aaplWe call upon the workers of the world to unite in the great cause of socialism! But we also hate non-Party press. S… https://t.co/uLI3l5BzVG
Retweeted by Joe Zou @neilcybart someone should collect apple watch heart rate chart around 4:30
11/2
2017
@StephenMcDonell Isn’t every campaign rally of Australian politicians staged? What’s your point?US news reporter Tucker Carlson achieves the Tao, state of being in nothingness, action through inaction, fighting… https://t.co/popMGaUiwb
Retweeted by Joe Zou @kirkburgess @manicakes @JohnKirk @jtjoelson I now always try 3D Touch whenever I don’t know what to do while navigating app interface. @BenBajarin With dog projector acting as a second camera for depth. @manicakes @JohnKirk @kirkburgess @jtjoelson AirPods will be mainstream @manicakes @JohnKirk @kirkburgess @jtjoelson Everyone needs that if you want airplay and use AirPods @manicakes @JohnKirk @kirkburgess @jtjoelson That’s not iPhone X exclusive, it’s iOS 11 thing. @manicakes @JohnKirk @kirkburgess @jtjoelson In Control center, need 3D Touch. https://t.co/j7jxzsYMza @WaltBTIG sprint investment tuned into a 🍋, Why are people still handing over billions of $ to this guy?
11/1
2017
@ianbremmer They already hurt us, look at the Iraq war and Trump, Two consequences of 9/11. @rsiilasmaa @tculpan who’s the party commissar of this committee? Sucker berg or Jack Ma? @StephenMcDonell Apple is way ahead on this.  @mdudas my motorola razor was perfect too in 2007. @christinawilkie @maggieNYT US system of government doesn’t work for everyone either. @charlesarthur I bet the same grumpy guys also hate MacBook TouchBar. @ianbremmer Pee Tape
10/31
2017
@BenBajarin Funny, bloggers at the Verge still think they matter. @marcoarment Apple doesn’t need angry, entitled bloggers anymore. @AAPLBeat @dtellom That’s nice, but what’s Apple’s FQ1 guidance?Comrade POTUS, law enforcement organs not properly accountable to the Party? Maybe it's time for a new approach! Ca… https://t.co/fwwpIJXDEv
Retweeted by Joe Zou @mr_luqman_ @rjonesy Bigger name demands cash? @rjonesy Those 2nd and 3rd tiers youTubers > > WSJ and Verge @neilcybart Are you saying Apple will live another year? @mattlew82 I’ve seen that before, I think for 6s
10/30
2017
@Jesse_Livermore No, I’m not. @rjonesy Who cares about reviews anymore? We don’t need no bloggers to tell us what we should and shouldn’t buy.
10/29
2017

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