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Joe Zou @zzbar Manhattan, Fire Island, 重庆

Beida Ren (北大人), Investment Management, Hedge Fund, Startups, Physics, All Things Made by Apple, and Beaches. zzbar=(x+iy)(x-iy)

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Joined Twitter 3/8/09


Translation: Next Time NYT reporters are denied China visa, please don't accuse us of acting like dictators. https://t.co/PPB6uH52maYet another example that Apple doesn't get cloud and services! #FalseNarative https://t.co/01CmqsQa9Y @stevesi @Gartenberg are you saying people are mice?
2/24
2017
@harrymccracken @FastCompany if you sell a bridge and it collapses, you are responsible. Seem obvious, no? @manicakes @a16z must have some kind of AI operated bot for selectively blocking people on twitter who ask too many questions. @manicakes wait, he blocked you as well? I thought I'm the only one blocked.WTF? Gary Cohn from got out of $GS stock near all time high tax free! DJT is a congenital liar. https://t.co/pbHAJJ2nziI Spoke to 100 Pro-asteroid Dinosaurs and Here’s What I Learned: https://t.co/mC0JGEpUwT
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2/23
2017
@neilcybart but there is no corner office though in the new building. @mattmfm @LogCabinGOP @gregorytangelo @ChrisRBarron and Peter Thiel @davidpaulk @PekingMike The Chinese often use "某些" (some) to protect private or secret info. they often say "解放军某部" (some PLA unit)..
2/22
2017
@fredwilson @Medium Index funds have an optimized network effect.
2/21
2017
@X15 @reneritchie I caught the dog quickly before he could do real damage. @reckless @asktimothybuck @natisho @JohnKirk @kirkburgess they can always developer their own OS. @X15 @reneritchie mine survived my dog too: https://t.co/I8rEN3sKX6
2/20
2017
@dinggangchina @StephenMcDonell india needs to upgrade its transportation infrastructure first.
2/19
2017
.@Starbucks now accepts Apple Pay directly, no need to fill up your Starbucks Card first. What took them so long? Less friction = more sales
2/18
2017
World's first self-flying #taxi, Ehang 184, will debut in Dubai this summer. What's special about the Chinese-made… https://t.co/VRBxXs6vvm
Retweeted by Joe Zou @theSteveCarton @raykwong @politico not blocked for the government agents' network. @raykwong @politico would be fun to see NYT reporters turn over their twitter passwords to the chinese border patrol. @raykwong @politico if US does this, the chinese will simply reciprocate and ask all american visitors do the same. @asymco 15% switcher ~> 15% install base increase yoy, plus 5% ARPU increase, -> 20% service rev. increase -> double service rev in 4 year!
2/17
2017
Watch this and tell me this is the country Americans are proud of. It breaks my heart. It breaks my heart. https://t.co/SnWxliIh7L
Retweeted by Joe ZouDaring Fireball: Investment Bankers Urge Apple to Spend Money Hiring Investment Bankers, News at 11 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/lq67ZGV9Vs
2/16
2017
@Lessien i hope so.Hypothesis: Trump is carrying fake nuclear codes. https://t.co/kAvdKDb1gi
Retweeted by Joe Zou @econhedge @neilcybart as an Apple devices user, my experience with Netflix service is already good. apple buying it does little for me. @econhedge @neilcybart As an AAPL share holder, if I want to own NFLX, I can buy it without paying extra premium in open market. @charliebilello did you adjust share count? There are a lot less shares available to buy. @neilcybart if i see a BS story on a topic that i know well, i just assume all other stories that I don't know are also BS. so BB=BS
2/15
2017
@Jesse_Livermore hopefully after Paul Ryan has his tax cut bill signed? @kirkburgess she'll still keep her "affordable care" after "Obama care" is repealed @kirkburgess after Goldman Sachs partners marginal rate is lowered to 10%. @kirkburgess after Apple's cash is repatriated and paid out, I'll tell her that her wages aren't going up.Who's going to break the news to her? https://t.co/mKA78R1RgR @BenBajarin you are giving investors too much credit. they are chasing a winner to avoid underperforming benchmark indexes. @neilcybart @christiankinney that's a very good sign that the shows will succeed.Nuclear diamonds: ultimate long-life battery https://t.co/EqSDhH7EcK https://t.co/h90hIgcinP @abnormalreturns but only Apple is doomedBeing a Soviet client state sounds good on paper but sucks in practice. @realDonaldTrump we have experience cutting Kremlin ties, can help!
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2/14
2017
@mdudas @om actually spotlight search on iphone.Get you someone that looks at you the way Ivanka Trump looks at Justin Trudeau https://t.co/sxTAlpi4av
Retweeted by Joe ZouThis the world's largest bond fund: https://t.co/w1W7Ty73Y1 https://t.co/1lgpGpAfgG
2/13
2017
@kylegriffin1 the APple Watch is nice though.
2/12
2017
@counternotions @pschiller call it iPhone 8 in china, iPhone X in US and Western Europe, iPhone 7S in India. @StevenLoi @fmanjoo Apple Pay and 99c song model works. @StevenLoi @fmanjoo not working. Why should I pay for the NFL reporting that I don't care? Or Maureen Downs's Hillary bashing?
2/11
2017
@yufeng66 no way.Would you use a FREE keyboard app like this one? No fucking way. #iFly https://t.co/PAIWbA7Pze @fmanjoo why can't NYT offer pay per story using Apple Pay? i'll never subscrieb, but i'll pay for story and article like one at a time. @fmanjoo amazon does @fmanjoo all my banks do. @emanuelderman as long as NFLX is available on all iOS deveices, buying NFLX will destroy AAPL shareholder value. @emanuelderman you can watch both and buy the two stocks without paying a premium. what’s the point of APPLE buying NFLX? @EmanuelDerman I bought Mar 130 calls for 40c the day before earnings on Jan 31. Sold it yesterday for 3.80. AAPL vols are still too cheap.
2/10
2017
@SmartLocProject does it work with my existing lock: https://t.co/xVViFliXgO @EmanuelDerman do you have an old hue bridge? You need the new hue bridge that has HomeKit enabled.
2/5
2017
7/n i'll get a Connected Plug to control my dumbest coffee maker so that i can live like Tim Cook: "good morning Siri, make coffee". end6/n Apple TV acts as a hub for all HomeKit enabled devices. the most secured home automation system today.5/n or I can hold my Apple TV remote Siri button and say " dim the living room lights"4/n. or i can double tap my AirPods and say "turn off living room lights"3/n. i can say "hey Siri, turn on living room lights"2/n I replaced an old Phillip Hue Bridge with a new HomeKit enabled Hue Briddge today. i now have several ways to control my lights at home.The CEO of the world's most valuable company makes his morning Coffee using a HomeKit enabled app, not a human but… https://t.co/DwkwFyC42Q
2/4
2017
@rolypolyistaken @joelle_emerson naive.
2/3
2017
@rolypolyistaken @joelle_emerson wrong. Have you heard President Steve Bannon,the nazi? @rolypolyistaken @stevesi @joelle_emerson but violence against nazi individual is a good thing, right?Professor Leonard Susskind has something to say: https://t.co/9XHAxL2TEP$VZ has a higher dividend yield now than $T. Investors had favored VZ over T for a long time resulting in lower yld for VZ. #inflectionAltria has an iOS App for its investors. very well done. wish other Big COs could do the same. $MO https://t.co/F9CUP9Qalx
2/2
2017
@counternotions same. I muted most political tweets. @counternotions @mims @asymco "it has no cloud business to speak of" -@fredwilson @barronstechblog @barronsonline if he's wrong, will he eat a bug on CNBC?https://t.co/W9UeP8DcSg
2/1
2017
@AAPLTree are you assuming Disney not growing?My dog left his teeth marks on my AirPods case today. I wonder how many pairs of AirPods will end up in dogs' belly? https://t.co/T7Z5FOfORt
1/31
2017
@mattlew82 @AAPLTree @mcwm good thing he's not Chinese who would have dreaded to receive a clock. 送钟(终) @mcuban @DavidWohl does he even know what's right and what's wrong?
1/30
2017
@MBKStrategies @AdamParkhomenko back to yellow cabs
1/29
2017

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