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Joined Twitter 5/13/18


@thenicolabryant Congrats are in order Nicola. You are 21,076 days old today. @thenicolabryant What about dogs on leads, itinerant postal workers, and wandering cats? @KatiePuckrik As a fellow quinquagenarian, I'll send you some birthday wishes when the glorious 12th comes around.… https://t.co/CbEuUEmnnm
6/25
2018
On my birthday (6/12/1967) the first heart transplant in the US was performed. Sadly no-one has got round to transp… https://t.co/wsVswGkIyRShooting From The Lip(s) @KatiePuckrik You may be aware that The Rolling Stones made their debut under that name at the Marquee Club in Lond… https://t.co/9PbYWx0gGoWrote both 'O' books under the pseudonym Pauline Reage. @Turin_Luca @KatiePuckrik As an atheist the pope only gets lower-case. @Turin_Luca @KatiePuckrik It's the pope's eye steak you want to try. It's not a bum deal. Or is it? @KatiePuckrik @talkRADIO @FlippinKath It's much under-played 'Chess On The Radio'. The haircuts: "Snap!" "Snap!" "No I said it first."
6/24
2018
"Looking for girls who are boys / Who like boys to be girls / Who do boys like they're girls / Who do girls like th… https://t.co/XmqiMvLXzdIt's a scam of some description. I'm just going to let it unfold. They can type understandable English, but with so… https://t.co/p8Ov84EWUu @MileyCyrus Who is @MileyCyruss03 ? There is someone going by the name Miley Ray Cyrus using that handle and you're… https://t.co/6n12baUlnSI encourage people to read 'The Story Of O' by Anne Desclos (1954). See what does it for you: The bondage, the anal… https://t.co/ScWRmRtrf8 @KatiePuckrik Seldom heard you so good live Katie. You and Katherine were so fluent and fluid. In fact it almost se… https://t.co/NKCARFvKT0 @KatiePuckrik She gives new meaning to the phrase 'Passing the baton'.
6/23
2018
@KatiePuckrik You single Katie? Have you taken vows? Why don't you go down the pub or something and see what a fuss… https://t.co/LzfAal7qLS @KatiePuckrik He's doesn't need a defense. He's enjoying the notoriety. Nose to tail dining is de rigueur now anywa… https://t.co/fRc1DdodNR @KatiePuckrik 1954 Anne Desclos. I bet it was shaped like an 'O' by the end. Plenty of 'Whip-crack away!' aswell. D… https://t.co/U8u6fOi4SW @KatiePuckrik Wild animals often eat the placenta. But they need the nutrients from it to help build themselves up,… https://t.co/TTlLsn5Id3 @KatiePuckrik Eating a part of leg? What about placenta eating? (A women did this on an ancient Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall show). @KatiePuckrik 'Fifty Shades Of Grey?' You might as well be talking about 'The Story of O'. When was that published? @KatiePuckrik Listening now @KatiePuckrik You on the radio tonight, or back on Monday? I didn't catch much of you and Kath. Too many scars from… https://t.co/1TiZRMCrJr @LizKershawDJ With those skies you should be in the south of France. An impressionist in 1890...What a great hobby :) @LizKershawDJ For Linda, or the portrait?
6/22
2018
@KatiePuckrik @FlippinKath @talkRADIO We live in a world of stupid graduates, and instinctively clever people who l… https://t.co/kn99gm6XO4
6/21
2018
@ebhook @FluffSociety Just the size of those paws. Wow. @FluffSociety I'm tempted to do the same at the dentist, and mean it. #luissuarez @KatiePuckrik @jonronson @janehorrocks_ She is legend.
6/18
2018
@EmrgencyKittens @KatiePuckrik Just like Leo. Let's hope there wasn't a furball to follow. @aflashbak @KatiePuckrik From his head? Late piece of impressionism. @aflashbak @KatiePuckrik Very Art Deco. @MattBors @KatiePuckrik It's utterly appalling. It brings me to tears. Angry tears. @SianWeather @JoshAdams951 @Hallam_Amos @EllisJenkins_ @cubbyboi Phrase I meant was 'You know everything Brian'. I… https://t.co/f8WR3z4jkY @KatiePuckrik Have a good show tonight. #wishiwasthere @KatiePuckrik Check out the brain on you KTP. 'Eats, shoots, and leaves!' is about my limit. It stays on the wall :) @SianWeather @JoshAdams951 @Hallam_Amos @EllisJenkins_ @cubbyboi #statingtheobvious #youknowitall Brian/Sian.
6/17
2018
@SianWeather @JoshAdams951 @Hallam_Amos @EllisJenkins_ @cubbyboi An oval ball is best passed hand to hand. Played r… https://t.co/Pi0iJ5HRRG @SianWeather @JoshAdams951 @Hallam_Amos @EllisJenkins_ @cubbyboi Fair enough Sian. But at least watch a bit of it.… https://t.co/aoCQLGsMfZ @SianWeather @JoshAdams951 @Hallam_Amos @EllisJenkins_ @cubbyboi The real ball skills are out in Russia Sian. Did y… https://t.co/M6jpIneDeB @KatiePuckrik I've not long moved house and this is on the wall in the lounge. As my favourite American you've draw… https://t.co/EbXZiGosXl
6/16
2018
"Life is unfair / Kill yourself or get over it..." 'Child Psychology' by Black Box Recorder. @Nigella_Lawson @thedustyknuckle @AbernethyButter It's making my tummy rumble. Luckily tea is in the oven :-)#LGBTPrideMonth
6/14
2018
@LizKershawDJ Don't you think it's better that it's now more acceptable for straight couples and bisexual men to be… https://t.co/wy4ZBFsqEP @KatiePuckrik Don't you think it's better that it's now more acceptable for straight couples and bisexual men to be… https://t.co/9uaccjPudz
6/13
2018
@warningshout @KatiePrice I've got much time on my hands. Have asked 3 Spice Girls the same question. Gone fishing. Will I get a bite. @warningshout @KatiePrice I was being tongue in cheek. @KatiePuckrik Throw a cheeky one in. I've meant to ask before. Was your Dad a spy Katie? You spent time in Moscow a… https://t.co/pC087acYSf @KatiePuckrik Have you burnt your bridges as far as presenting TV either side of the pond? Is it just, and this is… https://t.co/Ct0VY7Us8O @KatiePrice Don't you think it's good that it's now acceptable for straight people to be pro-choice sexually? Equal… https://t.co/kPZgUaarx3 @KatiePuckrik I didn't know that. What kind of shows? Read something in your biog about trying to get Pyjama Party… https://t.co/KeXS4ZF35E @maryannehobbs Don't you think it's better that it's now acceptable for straight people to be pro-choice sexually.… https://t.co/kgYnOGxlP1 @amylame Don't you think it's better that it's now acceptable for straight people to be pro-choice sexually? No dis… https://t.co/SoweTv1WlR @SianWeather Do you think it's better that it's more acceptable for straight people to be pro-choice sexually? No d… https://t.co/6WBT6a9vs9 @EmmaBunton #consentingadults#doowutchyalike You agree? @EmmaBunton I met you around 99/2000. Only Spice Girl I haven't met is Mel B. @EmmaBunton The word is you were the naughtiest Spice Girl in your relationships with men. More than Victoria and G… https://t.co/xaiZp8b7jv @theQuietus 'Frou Frou Foxes In Midsummer Fires'. 'Teardrop' by Massive Attack "Love love is a verb / Love is a doing word..." @thenicolabryant Imagine how Harvey feels. No doubt they were biting him too. Or is he never in one place long enou… https://t.co/Qeyx3tpPQW @KatiePuckrik Love that word: 'happenstance' @KatiePuckrik Yes. Thanks for answering. That's the impression I had formed. Media world must be quite fickle. You… https://t.co/Tkb1AcFEpyWould you ever consider surgery to keep yourself looking youthful? You must have some good make-up and skin-care tips. @KatiePuckrik Not sure you got the reply to my own tweet, so sorry if you have this twice. Will we get a 2nd autobi… https://t.co/VPezkLw3lOWill we be getting a 2nd autobiography? Are people surprised when they learn you're in your mid-50s? I think most p… https://t.co/UHkTwOs8cI @KatiePuckrik What years did you live out in LA Katie? I don't suppose media people ever really retire, but do you… https://t.co/QOvKrF2EOJ
6/12
2018
@KatiePuckrik The evil grins on the monkey's faces when they get to the music journalist in his cubicle. (Basement… https://t.co/0pXpPsv5tL @maryannehobbs The evil smiles on the monkey's faces in the Where's Your Head At? video when they get to the journa… https://t.co/5TbJhdyT8o @PulpLibrarian @KatiePuckrik That goat could do him a mischief with those horns. "Look mum! No hands..." @maryannehobbs Making full use of my new Bose Bluetooth speaker to blast out a bit of 6 Music. John Hobbs a relativ… https://t.co/DSIp5wDpjM @maryannehobbs I can honestly say I could ride no motorbike that you park in front of me. Took me 4 times to pass… https://t.co/ljgYI1d0Ow @chcheflottie @KatiePuckrik In a world of Sat Nav hopefully in the right direction. Maybe she got her First Aider b… https://t.co/HPG4OCxZIv @chcheflottie @KatiePuckrik Wow! A woman doctor. They'll be given the vote next. @LizKershawDJ Following the followers. "Sleeping with the sleepers..." I'm sure you know the line :) @LizKershawDJ "I was lookin' back to see if you were lookin' back at me / To see me lookin' back at you..." Blue Lines genius. @LizKershawDJ Your name never came up as a follower Liz. So I'm doubting Dave. OK? @LizKershawDJ Well I've got two followers Liz. A girl with pornstar good looks, and a black Christian guy. So unles… https://t.co/67clqv2dJl @LizKershawDJ Extra 'a' in the last tweet. 'Specsavers Here We Come' Morrissey didn't think of that one. Should ha… https://t.co/yDMutaZ7U0
6/11
2018

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