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NOT a parody account of the Almighty. I am definitely Him.

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Joined Twitter 11/18/20


@MrRaceBannon LOL @TheAdvocateMag So ... boy? Girl? <dives behind couch> @kesslerboy @edgarwright @TheRickBaker May he rest in pieces.
2/24
2021
Fuck the Republican Party. #MerrickGarlandHearing
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @mmpadellan “Former mail order meat salesman.” @joncoopertweets Totally not a cult. @travisakers 😠 😡 @itsJeffTiedrich @goldengateblond @OhNoSheTwitnt No need to get salty.
2/22
2021
@LindseyGrahamSC Lindsey Graham made several calls to Georgia state election officials on behalf of Donald Trump in… https://t.co/0wv9mCfwqI
2/21
2021
@MollyJongFast FTFA: “Hopefully if (energy companies are) decent, they won’t charge people for this. Hopefully ...… https://t.co/W9YKLNyT9L @nypost BURN. IT. ALL. DOWN. @dutchsmutch @JohnFugelsang @SIRIUSXM LOVED this movie! Scott was great, and Radu Molasar freaked me the hell out a… https://t.co/tzXEZJ5AuX @BillyCorben So many so proud to be so stupid.
2/20
2021
@xnmader @DavidBegnaud Never have I seen so many so proud of being so stupid. @EricTrump You don’t really get that he remains impeached twice, do you? Still impeached. Twice. 2-2LOL https://t.co/W1llIAndKs @CawthornforNC Vote Madison Cawthorn - the Reich tool for the right job! https://t.co/Try7C0fG18 @GlennBackes @HueyPNewton13 NOICE! @HueyPNewton13 Triumph of the Will. @ksorbs You spelled “my attempted acting career” wrong. @atrupar So the people described in the bible are “characters?” Interesting. I wonder what response Generic Fox… https://t.co/KoUaBbMaxuThe most ignorant and useless member of the Freshman class competition remains close. https://t.co/fB1h9aNgo9
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @chipfranklin https://t.co/6FAQUKqTIT❤️❤️ https://t.co/N7uI44UR7G @YSylon Well THAT explains it! https://t.co/3dOBY6lPIF @laurenboebert Pardon me, miss, but your dumbass is showing. @SethN12 https://t.co/0sdORJKYTG
2/19
2021
@therecount Sounds legit. 🙄 @GaryLegum I’d watch the HELL outta that movie. https://t.co/2evc8e9Qch @orange_gop “Disloyalty to President Trump.” Totally not a cult. https://t.co/igdtynPS4O @Rschooley Oh, give it time. https://t.co/JyRSu2t3SB @kirkacevedo @joncoopertweets Every accusation a confession. @TIME 💔 😢When you wake up in the morning and "What a POS" is trending, you just know that @tedcruz is involved.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈The best thing to come out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth today was his last breath.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @SenTedCruz @JohnCornyn @GovAbbott Wait - I thought socialism was bad? Aren’t Texans supposed to be pulling themse… https://t.co/XUGnZmZOcI
2/18
2021
@BillOReilly You spelled “President” wrong, Mr. Grand Wizard.
2/17
2021
@CNN TEXAS: “We gonna secede, so kiss ALL our ass.” ALSO TEXAS: “Please give us federal bailout money because snow… https://t.co/czmXRyogCO @HeiermanRobert @unicorna_shawn https://t.co/l2pQjQ1lbJ @jonathansfrakes LOL! @KenMarino GOD I wish there had been ten more seasons of this show. 😝😝❤️❤️ @kirkcoxforva Nice straw man argument. Let’s see how it works out for you. https://t.co/GcrXJeNoh0 @MeghanMcCain This remake of “Clueless” sucks.
2/15
2021
@Jim_Jordan We can only hope, you.😂😂😂 https://t.co/0KulzS24gZ
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @ess_bee33 CAN’T .... STOP ....WATCHING .... (send help)
2/14
2021
You'll never go broke betting on Republicans to do the wrong thing.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @ejeancarroll Go get 'em. @FailShark Yes, please.I fucking can’t “I am down, how much for crack?” https://t.co/GC6aLQb3V7
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @MarkEllison06 https://t.co/UaspNqJBBE @ess_bee33 @MarkEllison06 OMG 😝😝 @H_MitchellPhoto @RexChapman https://t.co/FLWrLfUXJD @GaryLegum https://t.co/uHBvOP3WMa @atrupar @Kris_Sacrebleu Totally “impartial.” @CNNPolitics “Impartial jurors.” @mattgaetz So subpoena McCarthy then. @hdoford @Acyn One of the funniest sitcoms to ever come out of Britain - “Absolutely Fabulous.” 😝 @Acyn Oh, PLEASE do. Pelosi, on the stand answering Trump defense ... uh, I want to say ... attorney? Michael van… https://t.co/2nPAlWCs9J @Amy_Siskind Pelosi, on the stand answering Trump defense ... uh, I want to say ... attorney? Michael van der Veen: https://t.co/Ci6zLQQuFr @AdamParkhomenko Pelosi, on the stand answering Trump’s defense team: https://t.co/vvur2qv4ea @kylegriffin1 Pelosi, on the stand answering Trump defense ... uh, I want to say ... attorney? Michael van der Veen: https://t.co/qDVtP5nbaE @Rschooley Not the slam dunk they were expecting today. Pity. https://t.co/wAqO738nvR @John_Henson OMG PERFECT https://t.co/h4lea75aoK @colinphoenix @morgfair And the name “Bowie” was forever lost in the annals of music history as a result. Oh, wait ... 😝😝 @AdamParkhomenko Right? @Rschooley 😝😝I do hope we depose Lindsey to find out what he said in that call to Georgia.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @Amy_Siskind Absolutely! @RepRaskin - Give them NOTHING!
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈We are in the majority. Give them NOTHING!
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈Republicans are guilty. https://t.co/csTuWLTY7i
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈Republicans are REALLY afraid of witnesses.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @LindseyGrahamSC Weak. Because that’s not your call to make. Now sit down, Linds. @frankthorp And I want a pony for Christmas. Deadbeat dads don’t get to make the call. @ditzkoff @MollyJongFast NOICE! @davidfrum @MrJonCryer What a shame. https://t.co/bSxzwRawtm @JuddLegum @TheDemCoalition Whoopsie. https://t.co/sIOpCAEyMW @CNNPolitics How the FUCK do members of the purported "world's greatest deliberative body" vote on something pertai… https://t.co/bE2bUaoidf @RogerMarshallMD LOL! Oh, PLEASE do. There’s not enough popcorn in the world. She’d mop the floor with that fool… https://t.co/D8hJKrrzow @NaveedAJamali @MalcolmNance ZING! @H_MitchellPhoto I KNEW I forgot to do something. https://t.co/CsWxYMkjpU @cdndaddio @ericgarland PHILLYdelphia 😝😝 @politico Call me crazy, but I think a near-overthrow of our government is worth a few more days, weeks, or whatever it takes. @J_Mei21 @BMeiselas It’s pronounced PHILLY der ween. @JohnCornyn You sound nervous. Are you nervous? Because you sound nervous. @marcorubio Fair trial? Why are you, Paul, and Cruz conferring with Trump’s defense attorneys? How do you consider… https://t.co/UIfpzc2MVS @GeorgeTakei I got two, name misspelled on both and ordering me to report to somewhere called “Phillydelphia.”Once again: thank you, Georgia.
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @MrRaceBannon Auuuugh! I didn’t see you had posted him already. Missed it by 11 minutes! 😝😝 @MrRaceBannon Josiah Bartlet. There is no other. #BestPresidentAndWhy https://t.co/738uRuH7TJFirst Lady Melania & First Lady Dr. Biden... Be Best Is Best https://t.co/mdW7PYFcB0
Retweeted by Vengeful_1 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @CoreyRForrester “It moved a little.” 😝😝 @MrRaceBannon Charlie Chaplain #OccupationalCelebs https://t.co/mTV1d4zNof @MrRaceBannon Will Smithy #OccupationalCelebs https://t.co/N2AOcI1QzE @MrRaceBannon ZING! @charley_ck14 @MrRaceBannon Christian Bail Bondsman #OccupationalCelebs https://t.co/jai2a8b3NN @WokeMitt @TeaPainUSA MARCO’S RESPONSE, PROBABLY: “And God was doing extraordinary miracles by the massively YUGE,… https://t.co/jrM7NDUcbB @hwinkler4real YOU posted about BB a few months back so I purchased it - yum! It’s now my favorite and I have it… https://t.co/6J455D46GC @Bob_Janke (rummages through attic trunks for leg warmers) @MrEricStark @BlackWidow_WF Could NOT take my eyes off of Nick Fury shakin’ his booty in that cute yellow dress
2/13
2021

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