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Fastest Postie in the West.

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Joined Twitter 2/21/09


COMPETITION!🎉🥳 I'm giving away 3 SIGNED COPIES of my new rom com, FLYING SOLO, & 3 'SPIRTITUAL GOODY BAGS' each co… https://t.co/8dwOThEcie
Retweeted by Andy Taylor @sueperkins @Peter_Photo_Man @archer_rs Surely, this should be made into a Fawlty Towers type sitcom?
7/1
2020
@CordonRagot @TrekSegafredo @quartermanc Sorry, yours does look very tasty too 😋😋 @TrekSegafredo @CordonRagot @quartermanc My winner is @quartermanc 😋😋
6/28
2020
Just putting it out there 👍 https://t.co/kzJrRi49iI
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6/23
2020
@TonyBoon14 @TherealNihal That's exactly the word that came to my mind too 🤬🤬 @cyclingweekly Not from me, I'm use to getting "chicked" by the women in my club and at races. Just got to totally… https://t.co/wPZLXz3Ide
6/1
2020
Obviously, one rule for us mere plebs, another for the elite. https://t.co/nHxt65CzR1Cummings will never be taken seriously again https://t.co/bvHhLcuP1x
Retweeted by Andy Taylor @nigrac I'm a bit worried, it sounds like you're married to my wife 😂😂
5/27
2020
@Tompid Out of interest, how far is your nearest castle? 😂
5/26
2020
Maybe everyone who has the virus should go to Westminster, as they think is fine to travel from there with it? https://t.co/Pu6Q41rLFy
5/23
2020
@newsynicola @meandmillie @WMSAR_Nick @agchap @NENNERS56 @nglowton @NickyGeeson #ThanksNic 😉
5/21
2020
@luke3649 @StMichaelsHosp Who you gonna call?
5/19
2020
@alexdowsett I'd like to put a bet on him winning, but I couldn't pick a winner in a one horse race.
5/14
2020
@NickLinford @GoZwift Great effort, only done it twice and can't break the hour. Is that a solo ride or part or a g… https://t.co/8jJZBlvFV2
5/12
2020
@prodnose This I think is the real plan... https://t.co/46R4UgBLZD
Retweeted by Andy Taylor
5/11
2020
@StuColeman9 @CadburyUK Like that would bother us 😂😂 @StuColeman9 @CadburyUK You shouldn't have rushed out this morning 😂 Stuart Watkins was handing them out by the signing in desk.Thank you to @CadburyUK for dropping off Easter Eggs for all the postie's at the Hereford Sorting Office 😋 you know… https://t.co/G6y2kbs89y
5/9
2020
@MrMisunderstood @Patman1884 @Alan_in_MK @Roger_Moorhouse I'm grateful to ALL the people who fought and made the ul… https://t.co/q9eJKH4Ok2 @RussellGowers @GoZwift Gotta love a bit of Hitchhiker's Guide 👍
5/8
2020
@RoyalThighness_ Not yet in Herefordshire, in the UK. Mind you, we are naturally spread out from each other at the best of times.
5/6
2020
@ColinMurray @bbc5live @JackSavoretti @RealCFrampton @helen_thorn @martinkelner @russell_kane Only caught about 45… https://t.co/q6vNOvwPo5 @UKCycleChat Straight down the local bike shop (obviously, after ringing and making an appointment to observe socia… https://t.co/Uw7nhiZbry
4/29
2020
@dasLeserattchen @safopus Cider (well, to alcoholics)
4/26
2020
@YourHereford1 @OPUHereford Has the lockdown been lifted in Hereford??? Whilst delivering around the county, the tr… https://t.co/Se8cuZpPpG
4/22
2020
@clairehebb @RunningBearShop Very Jackson Pollock 😂 did your medal turn up?
4/21
2020
@BrendanCole I'm so cold, that nipple is bigger than my dick 😂 @ColinMurray @bottofficial Just say no - Zammo Grange Hill @ColinMurray @bottofficial @IanZBroudie @Lightning_Seeds Lion sleeps tonight @ColinMurray @bottofficial Macarana
4/20
2020
@ColinMurray @bottofficial Glad to hear you're on the mend, as has been said before, luckily we've got loads of you… https://t.co/6Q6ZtSBsmu
4/13
2020
@danfieldsend Hey Paul, I'm so sorry for your loss, but it sounds like you have a wonderful son helping you in thes… https://t.co/G9w5EK1bDE @TherealNihal This can't end well 😮
4/11
2020
@SuperPembs @nellieh64 I love Pembrokeshire, will definitely be the first place I visit when this is all over, unti… https://t.co/3XGeOAjLPq
4/9
2020
@adam_peaty @GoZwift Good luck lads, remember a big fan to keep you cool, lots of fluids as you will sweat like a p… https://t.co/bJrUMcb7Jz
4/7
2020
@realDonaldTrump If you are seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, please walk towards it. @TherealNihal As a Spurs fan, but not a fanatical one, I have to work with a lot of Liverpool fans who drive me bat… https://t.co/U6ohjXfKij @EdGambleComedy Forget the dancing, paint those fence panels. @ColinMurray @bottofficial Get well soon.VIRTUALLY RUNNING HEREFORD RACE WEEK. https://t.co/1qCzys34Sl https://t.co/gwddUkQm20
Retweeted by Andy Taylor
4/6
2020
@justinmoorhouse @O2 Nope, I'm on EE on got one yesterday. Blocked the number now.
4/5
2020
@jimmycarr I got all the math ones and none of the general knowledge, will spend isolation reading Encyclopedia Britannica 🤦‍♂️
4/4
2020
@clairehebb @swimbikerun74 @kellyclarkson @knuttytriclub 6 hours, his undercarriage must be shredded 😮 @newsynicola That's the retirement plan sorted 😂
4/3
2020
@TherealNihal As a Postie, say thank you to your daughter and the whole family, we really appreciate everyone's hel… https://t.co/5aS92TjJ5M
4/1
2020
@ColinMurray @bottofficial 13, my lovely girlfriend Katherine 0, that's 1 all, looking forward to next week 👍 @rachelparris @annamorriscomic @JamesGillComedy @20thcenturymarc Can't believe if you liked Buffy, Angel didn't make your list. @ColinMurray @bottofficial Robert De Niro's waiting - Bananrama @ColinMurray @bottofficial Your game, your rules! @ColinMurray @bottofficial We didn't start the fire — Billy Joel @ColinMurray @bottofficial Robert De Niro's waiting - Bananarama @ColinMurray @bottofficial I heard it on the grapevine @ColinMurray Having a mare, only 3 points but still beating the girlfriend, result 😂😂 @ColinMurray @bigdaddybunce @bottofficial I get knocked down by Chumbawunba @ColinMurray @bigdaddybunce I get knocked down - Chumbawunba @ColinMurray @bigdaddybunce I'll take the minus points, the Rocky montage music @ColinMurray @bottofficial Fresh Prince of Bel Air @ColinMurray @bottofficial Hollywood - Madonna @ColinMurray @bottofficial Fresh Prince of Bel Air @ColinMurray @bottofficial Time of our lives - dirty dancing @ColinMurray @bottofficial Hung Up - Madonna (time goes by so slowly) @ColinMurray @bottofficial Time of my life - Dirty Dancing Hung Up - Madonna (this is my girlfriends pick and the song samples ABBA)
3/30
2020
@KellySotherton Yes please, my partner loves cats but I'm allergic
3/28
2020
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Retweeted by Andy Taylor @ColinMurray @bottofficial Thanks Colin, just got to spend the next 12 weeks in lock down being reminded by my girl… https://t.co/SIOUhQDsbe @ColinMurray @cda1982 @bottofficial Thank god for that, I'm now out of minus points 🤦‍♂️ @ColinMurray @bottofficial Elton John and George Michael, don't let the sun go down on me @ColinMurray @bottofficial Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers @ColinMurray @bottofficial Summer of 69 Bry Adams @FindingNiro @ColinMurray @bottofficial Was it Oasis? I fell into that trap. @ColinMurray @bottofficial Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams @ColinMurray @bottofficial Salt n Pepper - let's talk about sex @TheNickHelm Fast and Furious @ColinMurray @MikeBubbins @bottofficial Are you lonesome tonight @ColinMurray @MikeBubbins @bottofficial Don't cry daddy @ColinMurray @bottofficial Bollocks - 2 after 2 questions 😭😭 @ColinMurray @bottofficial Don't look back in anger - Oasis @ColinMurray @bottofficial Let's get this party started - Shirley Bassey
3/23
2020
@damekellyholmes Check out your local wholesale grocers, with the pubs, restaurants and schools closing, ours are d… https://t.co/TGZISnWVYY
3/20
2020
@DeadlyNedly @Doctor_Hutch I don't blame you Ned, all that blood rushing downstairs at your age could be dangerous 😂😂
3/19
2020
@gcntweet King Street Cafe, Hereford. Best Victoria sponge in the world 😋 @Helenfmurray @BeEndurance @insidetrishow That's fine having sympathy with the race organisers in these unprecedent… https://t.co/p9z0tNYgGX @dasLeserattchen @freerein Obviously, that should have been, have eaten, doh!What she said! 👇 https://t.co/eTncDhpHHu
Retweeted by Andy Taylor @dasLeserattchen @freerein I may gave eaten some of his family over the years 😂😂
3/17
2020
We will continue to monitor and follow @NHS advice regarding sports events. If it’s advised to cancel our Duathlon… https://t.co/8IGE877MZb
Retweeted by Andy Taylor
3/14
2020
@alydixon262 @Timheming @brad1234uk Our club is in the same boat, but we've decided if our races have to be cancell… https://t.co/6s6hk0Njsz
3/13
2020
@luke3649 @herefordtri @LudlowCC @HfdWheelers @AudaxUK @ClimbOnBikes @Velo1Shop Yep, I'm up for that 😊
2/29
2020
@swimbikerun74 @RonSpencerCycle @CES_Sport @Argon18bike I can give it a test ride at Ironman Staffs for you, if you like? 😂😂
2/27
2020
@SGoodall61 What a top bloke 👍
2/18
2020
#HerefordHour - A shoutout to the Environment Agency staff, council staff, emergency services, carers, 4x4 response… https://t.co/S0h1mtlalO
Retweeted by Andy Taylor @petesaull @newsynicola @BBCNews Believe me, she's more gutted the swimming pool is closed.Can someone please check on @Jesse_Norman, as no-one has heard from him. With the devastating flooding in Hereford… https://t.co/lnlQt6OLui
2/17
2020
@newsynicola Doesn't really count if you've just taking a photo in your garden 😉😂
2/16
2020
@WMSAR_Nick Our pleasure to help such a wonderful team of volunteers, doing such a fantastic job for the community and the club.
2/9
2020
@Chris_Boardman Surely you have people for that? (and when I say people, I mean kids)
1/18
2020
Only 4 hours?? Faster recovery than me 😂 https://t.co/W0anGKrE9z
1/12
2020

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