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Brando! @323brandonp Los Angeles, CA

Don't take it serious. It's just Twitter.

145 Following   29 Followers   1,365 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/4/16


BREAKING: Actor and comedian John Witherspoon has died at 77, his family says. He was best known as Ice Cube’s dad… https://t.co/eFDHujoAQ4
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10/30
2019
My Bestfriend’s mom walked in on his session 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/AeUrEPcZxt
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10/29
2019
Told my 3 year old cousin to look at peppa the pig & she started crying 😭 https://t.co/iEM79xq5eN
Retweeted by Brando!Hopefully Grandma Winnie gets her wish! 😂 https://t.co/fdohMHJL1t
Retweeted by Brando!I’m just tryna be like this with someone daughter 😔 https://t.co/epuYkuxBV7
Retweeted by Brando!This is a fetus at 10 months old. Still think abortion should be legal? I didn’t think so... https://t.co/ESxhPL9moz
Retweeted by Brando!With nearly 148 million abortions in the U.S alone each year, it’s estimated that 1 in 3 women will now have at lea… https://t.co/78skjrWR3T
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Retweeted by Brando!when you pour coke into a glass too quickly https://t.co/MJAHcfE9b5
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10/23
2019
HOW CLUB RESTROOMS BE LIKE 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/38HJzytXZr
Retweeted by Brando!NEVER FORGET https://t.co/JibnrEPF0s
Retweeted by Brando! @vuhsechi https://t.co/oOjgnmbEXK
Retweeted by Brando!DAWGGGG LMAOOO https://t.co/PtYgyMuW9w
Retweeted by Brando!Her:you a clown if you think imma let you fuck Me after I beat: https://t.co/azOqWbp46x
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10/22
2019
Anytime I see this video I burst into tears. How he gives back the chocolate, how his hands are too small to fit ev… https://t.co/TFIvMT25ju
Retweeted by Brando!Talented, compassionate and a friend to the animals held captive in SeaWorld's water prisons – congrats… https://t.co/uNWYGZBNeH
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10/11
2019
Me: cocaine comes from the cocoa PLANT it grows in the GROUND. god put it there for us Friend: don’t they cut it w… https://t.co/VqxeVlm7eb
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10/9
2019
not a cell phone in sight just vibes https://t.co/BJmix3deWn
Retweeted by Brando!Stormi after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner split up https://t.co/pTfeoryzac
Retweeted by Brando!It’s like I have clothes but I don’t have outfits. You feel me?
Retweeted by Brando!Everyday I realize more and more why niggas were slaves for so damn long... https://t.co/XIVwblPm86
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10/7
2019
You see, shit like this is why I fuck wit uncle Joe https://t.co/lfhzlMIlqD
Retweeted by Brando!Happy National boyfriend day❤️ Our very first pic together(2014) and Now https://t.co/bkhySF1gDt
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10/6
2019
@TeannaTrump i got ps4 2 controllers and a bed with a frame what’s up
Retweeted by Brando! @DelTaco seriously man they both looked like that. You should send me a voucher for two more 😫 https://t.co/2pyYjbRyH3
10/4
2019
@austinraylynch @writhewill When she sees it in person https://t.co/UrqAz6bj0e
Retweeted by Brando!iphone 11 pro....boys, we got em https://t.co/ceT43KNUGN
Retweeted by Brando!Rain can be fun...🐷🌧 #rain 📸JukinVideo https://t.co/FU8CgQCtX2
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9/27
2019
@Shadowboxing20 Waiting on you. Lol let’s go around new year
9/26
2019
Don't nix it, fix it! By Blossom https://t.co/OyDKBsGFEZ
Retweeted by Brando!Twitter is a wild place https://t.co/yfAXWjIV9V
Retweeted by Brando! @kyletackett99 It's almost 2020 and iPhone users are now discovering nightmode camera is a thing
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9/23
2019
Sh definitely posted this sob story just in case someone was gonna say they saw her in economy https://t.co/F6a5RMDgCH
Retweeted by Brando! @TeannaTrump Liza Koshy is wildin
Retweeted by Brando!I miss u I miss u I miss u
Retweeted by Brando!Anyone wanna hit up London
9/22
2019
Thanks to this song for always humbling me https://t.co/w089fKGilY
9/20
2019
My heart 😭 This baby elephant thought he was drowning and rushed to save him ❤️ We really don't deserve them. https://t.co/4D5CfFLBfs
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9/16
2019
I’ve seen Kehlani on my timeline more this month than I have the past 5 years combined https://t.co/PPcmbZuocF
Retweeted by Brando!The money shot https://t.co/q5AvXr5k3l
9/15
2019
It’s Friday the 13th and I’m tryna get this pussy murdered 💀🔪
Retweeted by Brando! @MileyCyrus I did something https://t.co/LGI1cqZuql
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9/14
2019
@ExtendoBans https://t.co/kLpeVUGWgj
Retweeted by Brando!Make me happy, I’ll make you happier.
Retweeted by Brando!Lmao this really is my 10th pic https://t.co/4RAywVbIFA https://t.co/0vrVzvEAtcNigga have some dignity and delete this https://t.co/lfi9nqzNG8
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9/13
2019
Take 3 xannys like a Hattrick take another one for that magic
9/12
2019
nigga THIRD? https://t.co/TOWuHUAXcX
Retweeted by Brando!When I see a super cute girl but she has kids and then I just picture myself being a stepdad 😫😂
9/1
2019
Fuck chicken sandwiches why aren't we talking about the amazon forest fire??????? https://t.co/RCVeovLLUi
Retweeted by Brando!A judge in Mexico is allowing 2 people to "possess, transport, and use" cocaine: https://t.co/4OEKlG7EzI https://t.co/mp5EuJPOFo
Retweeted by Brando!My mind is trash... https://t.co/ux7co3Jjrv
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8/21
2019
@BeaverBongs24_7 @rayanahejriss @onedee53 @hse39 Me when there’s a minor inconvenience
Retweeted by Brando!The Weeknd getting ready to do new music https://t.co/6LUClA2CDB
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8/10
2019
@Demonise Did not need to be reminded of this https://t.co/fLrofpqGRT
Retweeted by Brando! @virilokstah @assmantv And it’s stiff as a brick 🤣🤣
Retweeted by Brando! @xvkingg @christen_mabon https://t.co/d3n2zCpEG2
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8/4
2019
He likes to hang around Claremont village as well. He is a registered sex offender. He was a YOUTH pastor at La Fam… https://t.co/YJtOPTdyxo
Retweeted by Brando!ANYONE IN RANCHO CUCAMONGA AREA PLEASE BE ALERT!! This man is a CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Another girl and I are victims.… https://t.co/lMHzAxbHci
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8/3
2019
Lisbon, we will see you at midnight! https://t.co/4WCiiIP3fd
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7/19
2019
Your happiness is your responsibility.
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7/7
2019
I think he lost something in there https://t.co/uMZKZlYFzc
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7/2
2019
Shaving your pubes adds +1.5 inches to your dick size
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6/28
2019
I’m not a jealous guy but females lie. https://t.co/9ond9DA2P8
6/26
2019
Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way… https://t.co/Y0el2Ij8dU
Retweeted by Brando! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/LrLKtAmZgt
Retweeted by Brando!Stop racism https://t.co/X4tQVyTwqD
Retweeted by Brando!Yes https://t.co/s4WfIs1Dyn
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6/20
2019
You know deep down eating animals is wrong..
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6/17
2019
Thanks to all my new followers. Love learning how to use Twitter. https://t.co/J4JnN59yKl
Retweeted by Brando! @bellathorne @Youngbl00d717 https://t.co/RxeiWOPdQo
Retweeted by Brando!Fuck u and the power u think you have over me. I’m gonna write about this in my next book😡😡😡 https://t.co/0Ep0iXgW51
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6/16
2019
But why? https://t.co/9COyTo5DvA
Retweeted by Brando!Condoms are for fucking pussies
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6/15
2019
Just washed my cow, tell her she's cute 😤 https://t.co/dRzTAnkMP2
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6/11
2019
@treee09 @JuliaRose_33 Attention.
Retweeted by Brando!there is always a story behind everything... https://t.co/KeAucYxAbL
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6/9
2019
Me in class imagining how I’d beat everyone up and save the day if the place ever got broken into https://t.co/lttUw7xpQy
Retweeted by Brando! @destinyisbright https://t.co/Q5l2sdaOam
Retweeted by Brando! @AdwinWidanta MKKKKKKKKKKKK https://t.co/lOX6Voef8Z
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6/4
2019
LMAO nigga thought you can’t see through the glass https://t.co/69EOMv2mkx
Retweeted by Brando!“meat” my favorite vegan restaurant! https://t.co/o9WBcggX5X
Retweeted by Brando!Are you fuckin serious? 😵 https://t.co/7BWSejKt6q
Retweeted by Brando!this sums up what i’m feeling https://t.co/LcAx3y5rnR
Retweeted by Brando! @Ree_eighty Damn like that.... what if they are a athlete!?
6/3
2019
Ima pocket that 100 mill & tell them boys to keep they head up https://t.co/QNvb4W05fL
Retweeted by Brando!Getting her a promise ring but the fine print says you promise to waste her time https://t.co/MAnMGyLXgX
Retweeted by Brando!Don’t do poor ppl drugs kids...
Retweeted by Brando!god ever since i went vegan this shit just literally looks like burnt flesh https://t.co/bPQnPAdHlp
Retweeted by Brando!Ugh... I'm so angry... If you posted a video of y'all fucking, It would make me so upset. https://t.co/4vkSWtCxZK
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6/1
2019
Work 40 hours a week https://t.co/g8SrJROIC9
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5/30
2019

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