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Brando! @323brandonp Los Angeles, CA

Don't take it serious. It's just Twitter.

153 Following   33 Followers   1,462 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/4/16


Y’all tryna go to the Los Angeles zoo and free the animals?
6/3
2020
Y’all: WHY IS J. COLE NOT TWEETING!!!! J. Cole in real life: https://t.co/P7ViguICEc
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5/31
2020
this is how single I am https://t.co/TWyqnvL1Rj
Retweeted by Brando!el scorchio in london todayyyyyy + started a brilliant new book called “a little life” - not just a sun shield https://t.co/kkrxjJqvXW
Retweeted by Brando!Why even bother ...
Retweeted by Brando!I have a ps4😐 https://t.co/5eXSJmAxMM
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5/22
2020
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5/20
2020
On its 10th anniversary, we look at why #reddeadremption, one of @rockstargames greatest games is more than ‘grand… https://t.co/uauX0XJqr8
Retweeted by Brando!me: babe i had a dream about you the dream i actually had: https://t.co/XAEBOxRWhW
Retweeted by Brando!if she hasn’t gone thru her red hair phase yet, she’s not done being a hoe💀
Retweeted by Brando!mfs used to remember gta cheat codes but couldn’t remember y=mx+b
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5/19
2020
using my ex’s advice to make my new bitch happy>>>
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5/4
2020
https://t.co/spHRZGRKcL
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5/2
2020
felt like getting some fax off my chest rq https://t.co/kcGIUGlVI3
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4/18
2020
If 184 countries have corona and only five countries have 5G towers why the fuck would you idiots think 5G towers are causing COVID-19
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4/9
2020
JOINED MY ZOOM CLASS AND FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY ANIME BACKGROUND I WAS USING IN A MEETING WITH MY FRIENDS I HATE MY… https://t.co/bhCvHGExdM
Retweeted by Brando!I am weak lmfaooooo https://t.co/cLho4wsyu0
Retweeted by Brando!So can we finally talk about how trash that roxanne song was
Retweeted by Brando!niggas takin online classes with the whole internet a click away and still end up failing
Retweeted by Brando!niggas will tweet some motivational shit then play 2K all day
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4/4
2020
HAND SIGNED : https://t.co/BZwmkQ8SX2 https://t.co/hRQgsLH5OZ
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4/2
2020
@telushk ICE is a terrorist group founded in 2003 specifically to target people of color.
Retweeted by Brando!ICE is non-essential
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3/28
2020
ass so flat we watched a movie on it https://t.co/bhZjXF3sfl
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3/27
2020
@LookingForCharo @CammiMark @trg_jet @GotDamNae We boil seafood alive. That’s not cruel?
Retweeted by Brando! @trg_jet if this broke your heart, you should see what they’re doing to the chickens, cows, & pigs you all (willingly) purchase 😬
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3/25
2020
I FUCKING HATE ICE. Y’all are tearing families apart during a fucking PANDEMIC. For what???????? idgaf i have ZERO… https://t.co/xptVlNGP1r
Retweeted by Brando!They would know exactly what to do today https://t.co/D2Y8pUxLGl
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3/22
2020
Coronavirus causing market crashes everywhere in the world. Except Sinaloa...😂 https://t.co/H3llgjgpEN
Retweeted by Brando!The Quarantine got This nigga cashappin hoes on Ig live 😂😂😂 https://t.co/4KBYc4FMAU
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3/20
2020
What ????? 💔 https://t.co/TKcYttZVwZ
Retweeted by Brando!IT'S OFFICIAL: This gas station is the first in the nation to drop prices to under ONE DOLLAR amid the #COVID19 out… https://t.co/vOYa9EYuqC
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3/19
2020
This girl kept sniffling & blowing her nose so I peek over & she goes “don’t worry girl, I just did coke” like oh okay thank you 😂😂🤣
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3/16
2020
“Avoid being in large masses of people to avoid possible contamination.” Americans: https://t.co/SifP7jMuj2
Retweeted by Brando!You texting her “stay safe” while she’s in the back of a Hellcat with 4 niggas getting some “free weed”
Retweeted by Brando!HOW IS THIS LEGAL? JAIL. JAIL. JAIL. https://t.co/YiHjtEEbfI
Retweeted by Brando!Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of th… https://t.co/ixbADnM7og
Retweeted by Brando!I’m gonna start laying down toilet paper in public bathrooms. Can’t keep bare backing it with this corona virus going around smh
Retweeted by Brando!So life as a single vegan is going well wbu https://t.co/cOJpVjvOF9
Retweeted by Brando!Wow.... https://t.co/fnZxxgW5Es
Retweeted by Brando!Interesting that a Chinese person would help Americans when most of y’all are fucking assholes https://t.co/VWhxO991C2
Retweeted by Brando!I might have to suck dick for toilet paper.... 😳
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3/14
2020
Want to know one major reason why South Korea has had stellar rapid response and quickly produced & scaled up to 10… https://t.co/HmyZcQMTMs
Retweeted by Brando!So my Mum sent me this today & she didn’t realise what exactly was inside the link. I’m dying rn🤣😭 https://t.co/xBig3Z8CMY
Retweeted by Brando! @alforevil1 https://t.co/tzUBku8PTN
Retweeted by Brando!NIGGA HELP! @BarackObama
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3/13
2020
She got her wish💋 @PostMalone [via alyssafillbach/IG] https://t.co/kwamlJ0Jke
Retweeted by Brando!Don’t fall for this y’all, I went to get mine checked and they arrested me smfh https://t.co/V9qq0AgDQQ
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3/6
2020
This tweet made me crave a crunchy Pb and J now ❤️ https://t.co/bpzBmzbbdLif u don’t like crunchy peanut butter u need to grow up.
Retweeted by Brando! @1kspace Shes cuter https://t.co/pHQorQoJMX
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3/2
2020
CALIFORNIA CORONAVIRUS: A new case of COVID-19 has been diagnosed in a Northern Calif. resident who did not recentl… https://t.co/D6OAjtTLvR
Retweeted by Brando!if one more person fucking says “I feel like gucci mane in 2006” imma feel like ted bundy in 1974
Retweeted by Brando! @hereiam247 @ABC7 The wall is where the money went from our cdc.
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2/27
2020
Really https://t.co/PAhDUUrEqv
Retweeted by Brando!For those who didn’t know https://t.co/WuHfuoZ7ti
Retweeted by Brando!See dis why I gotta stop smokin weed🤦🏾‍♂️..whole time I'm thinkin "oh shit I done ran into da KKK"😠I done grabbed d… https://t.co/evqcRF0UWI
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2/22
2020
Name a more environmentally friendly rapper...I’ll wait 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/UR8XJh44Ry
Retweeted by Brando!Kanye: cop lights, flashlights, spotlights, strobe lights, street lights. (All of the lights) Moths: https://t.co/7rRcNGKqHl
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2/5
2020
When you invite your Chinese friend over for the Super Bowl and he says he’s bringing the Coronas https://t.co/C8jOnG3aIu
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1/31
2020
@CHILLINCOCHINA shutcho fat ass up bitch
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1/25
2020
Drake’s gone country @mworthofgame (via ig:imsamjames) https://t.co/yH8DKqeYwC
Retweeted by Brando!I FaceTimed her and heard PS4 music in the background https://t.co/o9AlAhtTrk
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1/24
2020
bro really wearin jeans at the beach 😭 https://t.co/K2OmHNIR4Y
Retweeted by Brando! @disneyplus Did you guys do this on purpose? https://t.co/76Fk34RMSy
Retweeted by Brando!Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige. (My broken glasses are tota… https://t.co/wmLe4yVSpK
Retweeted by Brando! @onlyfanobtainer “It’s a statistical anomaly but girl you got me gravity is pulling me into your heavenly body” https://t.co/Bdsh3EUDSr
Retweeted by Brando! @ABC7 Congrats! https://t.co/r12DSO7jDx
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1/23
2020
I wanna scream fuck you but the problem is I love you
1/20
2020
@cvtera @OutragedJ6BC He said 😂 https://t.co/t9I5eViRUP
Retweeted by Brando! @CrypticNoOne Already signed up and served my time. https://t.co/lLE6KWvIkp
Retweeted by Brando! @meghanelle13 @psychoticalgay @TweetsEashan @DeltaUltima @CrypticNoOne @Eruk08482946 https://t.co/uaV076zQbl
Retweeted by Brando!Army recruiters when they see someone with a 1.5 GPA https://t.co/Tfqu7nMCYb
Retweeted by Brando! @CrypticNoOne why the blonde chick in the middle look like she having a stroke
Retweeted by Brando!me with bae withdrawing that PS5 money https://t.co/GkLUmAIjYC
Retweeted by Brando!our king really went from this to that https://t.co/nQoi3XBoxq
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1/18
2020
This how mfs used to be after gym class https://t.co/yhqPEWGnQp
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1/16
2020
Ligue o som 🤤 https://t.co/BNmmcTa9pM
Retweeted by Brando!Não me canso de assistir esse vídeo KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK https://t.co/Kzrtnyqzna
Retweeted by Brando!Are we ignoring the next page ? https://t.co/hr8znNba5X
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1/8
2020
where you at @theweeknd https://t.co/twMKcou3N9 https://t.co/Dxp8aIrdSq
Retweeted by Brando!you guys really went to the location. i fucking love you. get home safe!
Retweeted by Brando! @theweeknd We came, now where are you ! https://t.co/vWjlMwrMSi
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1/7
2020
This is a war crime. Threatening to target and kill innocent families, women and children - which is what you’re d… https://t.co/QEwG0msq3B
Retweeted by Brando!This old school banger came on the speaker in the shower right now and I needed to hear it 😆 https://t.co/EQFsM8OGNfhttps://t.co/EQFsM8OGNf
1/5
2020
We pouring up with class in 2020. https://t.co/tXckXKmRlY
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1/1
2019
Have fun tonight and... https://t.co/Cgc4jMBPN2
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12/31
2019
Today @ Enterprise Park 13055 Clovis Ave. Los Angeles Ca. 90059 Activities for Children and Family. Now Until 4pm.
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12/24
2019
🎅🏾🎄2DAY!!! 6TH ANNUAL TDE XMAS🎄🎅🏾 WED 12/18 • GATES OPEN @ 11AM BRING AN UNWRAPPED GIFT FOR FREE ADMISSION.🎁🎁🎁… https://t.co/yKBLSiPoVa
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12/18
2019

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