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ื ื™ืฉื˜ ืงื™ื™ืŸ ืฆื“ืง ื ื™ืฉื˜ ืงื™ื™ืŸ ืฉืœื•ื Writer, TOS Trekkie, Cartomancer. Only the righteous fights. Always antifascist. #WeAreStarfleet

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Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @BGOnTheScene Just in case you didnโ€™t think it was a cult @JoeSondow Don't remember who said it, but "Privilege is the human version of 'works on my machine'"
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @IDoTheThinking @maggieserota Pretty sure itโ€™s Andrew Jackson, Trumpโ€™s favorite genocidal president @AaronFlux Pinemelon @agirlcalledlina Iโ€™d visit, but it would take weeks for my clothes to stop reeking of boiled ham @Radlein @EddieMcClintock https://t.co/YGcC999rUgI finally put every Trek episode into my spinning wheel app. https://t.co/URdpikYGKtitโ€™s all โ€˜donโ€™t be horny on mainโ€™ until some middle-aged blonde lady with a crucifix necklace tells you sheโ€™s goingโ€ฆ https://t.co/NrTOw8T2Fu
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Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @evan_kapitansky Everything good @jessiegender I really pity these humorless antifans @ZeroSuitCamus Tooth decaySometimes I remember that โ€œJeopardyโ€ means โ€œdangerโ€ which is not exactly how I would describe Jeopardy but I do lovโ€ฆ https://t.co/mGrKvlV37A
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠThis particular concept, in this particular phrasing, has come up twice in my feed recently, so I want to discuss iโ€ฆ https://t.co/XWzdT0OkqB
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠthinking about the brief ubiquity of the chicken soup for the soul books and how most of those stories were christian fanfic
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠHey, I watched Voyager tonight https://t.co/2kLLkJ6XcL
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@GarrAarghHrumph @NonbinarySaru Same @NonbinarySaru iTunes or dvd, or ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธI thought that was a hospital https://t.co/4XeqOzkf7yโ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿค  ใ€€ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿฉใ€€๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ใ€€ ๐Ÿฉใ€€๐Ÿฉ ใ€€ ๐Ÿฉใ€€ ๐Ÿฉ ใ€€ ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘ข howdy. i'm the sheriff of love hotel
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @beamish_girl @kibblesmith Exactly @Mr_Picard ah, my parents @BeckyBunzy I'll take Biden if it means we can keep TikTokthe kidz bop writers spending this weekend reworking all the lyrics to โ€œwapโ€ https://t.co/R7bz3w9BTR
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @nakeyjakey it's going to be a soylent green factory by then @RadioFreeTom you can't argue with fascists or cultistsThis story from Iowa about evangelicals reminds you that you're never going to penetrate their anti-reality field,โ€ฆ https://t.co/ntKOEbwvtF
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠMe, realizing the star witness in Trump's inevitable trial on 2020 election conspiracy charges will be Kanye https://t.co/Zjt5CRFv5i
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠwhoever decided to get rid of CD players in laptops is just never seeing heaven
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠi don't think we talk enough about the fact that star trek paul stamets, apparent descendant of /actual/ IRL paul sโ€ฆ https://t.co/00E8pczNiM
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @andyWclift @ryantriddle i thought they came from the UKBarack Obama picked Joe Biden because he needed a cranky old bigot at his side to convince white voters he wasn't Hโ€ฆ https://t.co/KvhHj2XBMm
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @buitengebieden_ @TheoShantonas so ... I'm a dog @luna_luminarium https://t.co/je5e58znx9 @MiaFarrow if there ever was a better argument for taking it down @memoryalpha @MikeMcMahanTM @StarTrek @startrekcbs @StarTrekNetflix @StarTrekMag @StarTrekRoom @StarTrekMovie "BUtโ€ฆ https://t.co/ENRGTm9rT7 @Captain_Revo https://t.co/TSmwmJD1jgIf you are a student and you see that your school isn't enforcing social distancing and masks, then please take picโ€ฆ https://t.co/g3GPmOqA0u
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @DrLeighMJohnson teachers this fall https://t.co/AiYkGtkDMDFall semester COVID protocols: https://t.co/6HL3ClEmFn
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @elisecampbell @ThatShockratees @kibblesmith yep https://t.co/LIjdcFX0PLMy girlfriend (Instagram user) and me (twitter user). https://t.co/96z6o9aaIT
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠSo, I've been thinking again about doing a James Blish #StarTrek storytime video. Are there any of his TOS adaptatiโ€ฆ https://t.co/BJZAkpbvy8Post a horror film that came out when you were 16. https://t.co/N6ERduUHAM https://t.co/zaXPGochfQ @TrammelSB @kibblesmith Gen X here, too. @AlWasser1 @kibblesmith and embittered college athletes @rashiduzzaman82 @dandeckr @Trekkiedaniel Iโ€™ve never watched Babylon 5, Stargate, The Expanse or any of the Star Wars animated shows @TeltheTrekkie Antifans will shit bricks @Tyranicus I was just thinking about this, how some people report theyโ€™ve only seen TOS once, and I realize that myโ€ฆ https://t.co/Cz2byiMjct @etherealhowler Checks out https://t.co/n7Yuv5wKHk @HeheWaitWhut As a reporter for many years covering economically struggling towns especially vulnerable to charlataโ€ฆ https://t.co/Nmzk8EU3GqApparently, Team Let Them Die is very upset about Stan Lee's legacy being used to emphasize the everyday heroism ofโ€ฆ https://t.co/nEePkQ0nSq @RedPubDefndr @kibblesmith Exactly! It took me a while to get used to the gym, because that locker room smell triggโ€ฆ https://t.co/lHSKHwy6sa @RizzoCampbell @kibblesmith or "kill the guy with the ball" @kat_mayerovitch @kibblesmith I'm jealous. I only hope younger generations had more sensible PE instructors. @BuserBrooks okay, coloniser @TrekLad Tea time!I was just forwarded the total number of confirmed Covid cases in Paulding County Schools up until August 5th. Nortโ€ฆ https://t.co/Ba3FKnKFB0
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @kibblesmith It took me being an adult dealing with depression for me to finally embrace the benefits of exercise @kibblesmith I honestly think thereโ€™s a generation of people who could have ended up in better physical shape and hโ€ฆ https://t.co/V5Gmmf3fcYIโ€™ve officially lost any sense of what day of the week it is @kibblesmith Like diet maybe came up once in a high school health class. And actual help on what exercise practices were best? Not once. @ShelfNerds Itโ€™s the bestThe only reason we got the TOS movies and TNG is because our mothers and grandmothers spent a decade passing Spirkโ€ฆ https://t.co/OM0clIezSc
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @knazzer @Mr_Picard It settled down. I left when Ent discourse got bad, came back, and left again when JJ discourseโ€ฆ https://t.co/LXsE6RgNFP @Tyranicus The irony is, before lockdown I would rant about how many jobs needlessly required you to work in the ofโ€ฆ https://t.co/20En7CETdA @Tyranicus And alcohol deliverySo this is what Prime Lorca has been doing all this time ๐Ÿ˜† #FindPrimeLorca #SavePrimeLorca #StarTrekDiscoveryโ€ฆ https://t.co/w0Jq3DYt8Q
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @kibblesmith Why was it that PE seemed to teach anything but actual physical fitness? It got social Darwinism and bโ€ฆ https://t.co/ALkaPxFQB0Every year, once a year, my fellow students and I would gather in the gymnasium for a series of challenges that detโ€ฆ https://t.co/Hb6ZCMqDp9
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Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠAs an Indian woman, I can confirm that too much of my time is spent hiding behind a rock praying the terrifying ganโ€ฆ https://t.co/lLtEvif6R2
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @Oliviaj_8 Finish herTwo #StarTrek scenes that will always give me goosebumps: the stealing of the Enterprise in TSFS and the Sabotage sโ€ฆ https://t.co/sxwhAKxLnb @HerPikaHighness Itโ€™s so boring. And their low-energy fans just copy and paste the same creaky tropes over and overY'all need to realize how much Toxic Fandom Menace Youtubers operate with the intention of saying something enoughโ€ฆ https://t.co/Q3w8KieQzY
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠThe Apple doesn't fall from the tree. My late Mother would be proud we both stood up for Democracy https://t.co/Ihty2QP2iy
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @lachancenaomi Nothing goodpowerful energy from this woman https://t.co/4V8Dy9WxjQ
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠWhat happens on Risa stays on Risa #Reface #NumberOneHit https://t.co/U6BQlT46eL
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @NewbSombrero This VERY LONG and very good essay makes the case for this. https://t.co/RmdnhLFl0f @NewbSombrero Bingo. I always hated that characterization of him. Having grown up with toxic males all around, therโ€ฆ https://t.co/SEK3iaBsZj
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@jpelzer Feed the band.Victorian calling cards are the horniest thing humans have ever been generally okay with. https://t.co/9ZV6vUT2XY
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @Evangelion217 @SandwormDeity @ConfettisG @MobGideons @CBSAllAccess Probably? https://t.co/9vi4gwc4xt @lachancenaomi that middle one https://t.co/bNskqtj7iSSongs today like WAP are vulgar. Me: But what about music in 1935? Music in 1935: https://t.co/mUOsAUAN9W
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠTwitter no longer allows posting links to the online cesspool run by snake oil salesman and funder of the anti-vaxโ€ฆ https://t.co/07POV0SJDW
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠI still think about this https://t.co/Yk7Zo2dbqn
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @Rschooley like Dom DeLuise got put through a Trump Jr filtermake up your mind dude https://t.co/jemxLqui0m
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠAre you kidding? With that Vulcan metabolism he could eat a bowl of termites and it wouldn't bother him.
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @thePeaDock it's all about the clicks and Youtube dollarsRational, healthy, functioning adults don't make Twitter accounts to complain about a franchise they claim to love.โ€ฆ https://t.co/gvX6ioCxT8
Retweeted by (((Kobayashi Saru)))๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ @FaceOfBoaz https://t.co/rKBnA5sS0C @ConfettisG @Evangelion217 @SandwormDeity @MobGideons @CBSAllAccess RLM? LOL @LizardRumsfeld Satan's Panini @lachancenaomi lol https://t.co/3BnuKPGhB5Iโ€™ve never heard of this https://t.co/97uhrejktO
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