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@johnnemann Hey man, just circling back around to see if you had listened to the Rude Tales of Magic miniseries Com… https://t.co/6X5dXndxhlOk, I read it. https://t.co/yF2PcTgkaQHelpful to review the @alfred_twu timeline. https://t.co/5HRvf0YPexI've been putting off filling out my ballot because I don't want to research the militant vegan mayoral candidate w… https://t.co/R0ItabvlrZHere's what independent spending in the Oakland Unified school board elections looks like as of 10/19. (rough, let… https://t.co/GuOszuMmrZ
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @mickiemangle @swolecialism You at Bay Strength regular now?the Yes on Prop 22 push from the tech companies is ~ w i l d ~ https://t.co/B3oyD1CDDF
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10/20
2020
Comic: Wolfman https://t.co/zeqRowVPeI https://t.co/9QA8H9l6E1
Retweeted by Matt BoydA year ago in the midst of the coup in Bolivia, Mayor Patricia Arce was captured, beaten, had paint thrown on her a… https://t.co/M47ta4k74F
Retweeted by Matt BoydHades FMA: Brotherhood 🤝 Fistfight God who is also your dadCIA too depressed to even follow through on a coup in Bolivia anymore. https://t.co/x5czFWgDBK @NatashaBertrand @maritzac Come on now, I don't want to like this guy.A cowboy stumbles drunkenly into a Zoom meeting and says "I got two monitors, one for each of ya."Maybe Online Left and Offline Left unity is a little closer than I thought. https://t.co/GscZHDBiROI did not expect a Futurama reference! https://t.co/bSTYJgTjxqCarroll Fife helped organize @moms4housing. Now she's running for city council in Oakland in an attempt to upend lo… https://t.co/KL2cvpu31q
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @Iron_Spike You just have to call exactly one month in advance, if memory serves. @Iron_Spike Delicious. @Iron_Spike I ate there.You have to find a way to strike a balance, which is why I respond to all thirst traps with a polite "Nice breasts,… https://t.co/DeMzoL8X9h
10/19
2020
@flintlocklaser @MichaelSchuman LolAnother IE committee has started spending $ to support the pro-charter school slate running for the Oakland school… https://t.co/NkSzPjecRE
Retweeted by Matt BoydSometimes people will ask me, "Twitter dot com user Swolecialism, what is Swolecialism?" Well, the theory is fairly… https://t.co/wGbC2baGHf
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @xoxogossipgita egirl with podcaster boyfriend https://t.co/zlxVkUxKqo @WorstPlace @Dingo_Kayfabe I just had some okonomiyaki yesterday.Saturday night's all right all right for Hades https://t.co/pek3NeP67s
10/18
2020
You can only wear the black gloves once you’ve mastered your chosen profession https://t.co/CsXanJwxly
Retweeted by Matt BoydIt's a minor pleasure to see a guy who was rad in high school on Facebook, click his profile, and see that he doesn't suck. @TheIConstable Sir, I'll have you know I have defined politics so narrowly that the term applies to nothing.King Friday militarizes the border to stop change from entering his country. My brain is too smooth to understand s… https://t.co/Brow1IsHUf"There's nothing to be frightened about until somebody starts shooting, Henrietta."https://t.co/hrCA5xaNz4 https://t.co/tW1aFn31wKRough year to be the guy who walks down the street and comments "Oh, that place closed down" when a place closed do… https://t.co/dKgddUXfh3
10/17
2020
@swolecialism HahahaPretty cool to be learning that basically no small outlets will be exporting to the UK after New Year through the t… https://t.co/GbTgRmwINt
Retweeted by Matt BoydThe groups calling for Feinstein's ouster look a lot like the slate of organizations that ditched Susan Collins ove… https://t.co/24symSew1P
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @maritzac Just an interesting social experiment!Oh, damn, guess I'm owned here. https://t.co/0yPbTVN2QGThe president is real and he's my friend. https://t.co/Pm0CQuovRhComic: The Mummy https://t.co/huyk3AmYp7 https://t.co/3zuwbRGmBh
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @Hanjabanja https://t.co/5cEk4IPoSlHere’s my latest #oakedu election story: A look at what groups and individuals are spending money in the school boa… https://t.co/wULLb4xCVg
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @mrmistmonster Seen it.You really don't have to go far inland in California before it looks like the reddest of red states, and I wonder i… https://t.co/HIRr3qd0buThe fact that you could end up with a situation like this where a president just writes off an entire state because… https://t.co/hABazKAppK
Retweeted by Matt BoydAtsa tha good stuff. https://t.co/BI79p09kq2Loading up the pizza. https://t.co/zkx4rAaEjJ @swolecialism Oh wait. https://t.co/bKaVIApAA3 @swolecialism Not that I've seen, and it feels like something I would have seen. @swolecialism What a face turn, huh? @swolecialism I think acknowledging it would destroy him.What's remarkable about these amounts of spending by independent committee is that they dwarf what the candidates t… https://t.co/j4DHwbM4aV
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10/16
2020
Feinstein will chair Judiciary if Dems retake the Senate. Barring a change, she’ll oversee all judicial confirmatio… https://t.co/dAH7oHAJ7Y
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @jmtwelfth The locksmith was a block from their work, they just stopped in.I've heard to get help at Google you have to ask your Google friends to create an "Oops, can someone help my friend… https://t.co/9QnwUW8YJ9I'm shocked that Kudlow was ever right about anything, even if it was just to do some insider trading. https://t.co/nBzrhIjKPzSomeone on the discord inherited some guns with trigger locks on them, so they went to a locksmith to see if they c… https://t.co/UneyIXUDJH @r_thistleton @thetrillbillies Yeah, what's a bank muleApropos of nothing, I just remembered how years ago I tried three different therapists and they were all like "your… https://t.co/4w1VWCKVSO
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10/15
2020
Me: Jack, can I touch your belly to remove that big knot of matted cat hair you've got going on? Jack: Absolutely… https://t.co/C43NAslBrb @UltimateXiphias You should look at the comments section for an online newspaper strip sometime.Didn't expect to finish this one, but it came together. https://t.co/9rYe03SluT @bransonreese Hey, the mustache is back. @johnnemann https://t.co/2GQSISAyGt @johnnemann Part of my brain still identifies that 100-meg zip drive as some high-tech shit.I didn't leave the house today and now it's dark, an October story.Big "Sir, this is a Wendy's" vibes. https://t.co/X1IR7F32PVComments under the new Mark Trail are exactly as mad as you would expect from people who loved old Mark Trail.Very into this conceit that Mark Trail has had an actual personality for the last 74 years but has just been uncomm… https://t.co/UT9h2LH1dNNew Mark Trail slaps. https://t.co/0Ry7eTxJJZYoung man There's no need to feel down I said young man Go see this great clown
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10/14
2020
Mitch McConnell is just as clear today that any stimulus legislation is DOA as he was yesterday. Everything else ab… https://t.co/P8fYJ78Mx7
Retweeted by Matt BoydGoogle Fi is still making all my SMS messages chopped and screwed but it's turning all the campaign spam into nonse… https://t.co/X7LY7pBIGc @DarwinBondGraha https://t.co/OPN2QnkU7K Video discussions: https://t.co/FqdrZY44Eb https://t.co/lYB1OfNtHihttps://t.co/bM5m786A6FI dug a little bit deeper into those fake progressive mailers sent out this past week supporting Prop 22. Turns o… https://t.co/MvkwdGL1EI
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10/13
2020
Ok everybody, we just have to do this all one more time. https://t.co/b7pD5jl0Gp https://t.co/dEov1Fviza @evilsherbear Tear out your heart and throw it at the ground. @damnyouwillis Boy, the other Transformers wikis get pretty wild. https://t.co/tN5FznbRjk @johnnemann Thanks, I'll have to look into this.I feel like "Heineken? Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon!" is actually a pretty defensible statement.I'm an American, and I've been called several things worse than that. https://t.co/SuOYgeApxZ
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @KaiTenSatsuma The argument here isn't that Felix Biederman is not a virtuous man, but that he has the wrong politi… https://t.co/N4AWngCO6dBuy a print of this comic: https://t.co/yx4dCKFoLx Books and shirts and things: https://t.co/aBKZDU7Rth Support u… https://t.co/OdLqWP8K9O
Retweeted by Matt BoydComic: Witches https://t.co/TVO3MI37AU https://t.co/nTLy8U9D5H
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10/12
2020
I'm going to log off for a while. https://t.co/tlO6UPX4YdAny Google Fi users been running into this? https://t.co/Cfws5dsn0jWOW. On top of existing misinformation & harassment, the UberLyftDoorDash campaign for Prop22 is sending out FAKE p… https://t.co/BH2unV4vBT
Retweeted by Matt BoydAs my colleague @mrmistmonster pointed out, the Trump campaign was spending $150k a week for ads in D.C., not exact… https://t.co/zbMKUxJAoASucks that money is a barometer of elections, but, well... https://t.co/XX6ngw3gbYthe closest to coronavirus porn you're gonna get from me #trans #transgender #lgbt #writing #medium #COVID__19 https://t.co/xeM1dixHno
Retweeted by Matt BoydLive your life with the confidence of the Guilty Gear composer rhyming "blazing" with "blazing."Got curious and looked at the campaign spending in Berkeley. So far looks like the only groups making independent… https://t.co/fPK7VxuknP
Retweeted by Matt Boyd @johnnemann What a good and pure cat who never misbehaves.California Charter Schools Association's PAC reported today that it's spent $31k supporting Clif Thompson for OUSD… https://t.co/wuqDg4SzNN
Retweeted by Matt BoydScrubbed out the bathroom and set a recurring reminder to do it again.
10/11
2020
I got put on my ass by some depression around 2 p.m. but I'm now mobile enough to get on Twitter and talk about wha… https://t.co/qjAJVMOKas @tressiemcphd Hmm. https://t.co/iKR7ZKO8caGoing to be streaming some Saturday morning Hades for a bit. https://t.co/pek3NeP67sThank you, Taiwan. https://t.co/AIXQE4ZR6I
10/10
2020

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