Sign in with Twitter

Username:

I'm just here to party. Pass the moof juice.

1,266 Following   338 Followers   263 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/27/14


@Auxkkz https://t.co/qligaQUZgyMake me famous. #InternationalAssDay https://t.co/Ce1W75VRmt
10/20
2020
@realDonaldTrump I don’t know. Hillary never got caught. @Luis_Alonso108 LMFAO. This motherfucker put a filter on his dick. 🤣🤣🤣 @TheSuzieHunter I don’t know about sandwich but mine definitely heats up my taco.
10/18
2020
@DavidG2015 Mini fridge and microwave?
10/12
2020
@piyushmittal @TheDailyShow They sure do. https://t.co/9Q8frAEn4M @leo9lady @chrislhayes Nah. They already forgot these. https://t.co/fmYDNlvBfK @thehill He’s had practice. https://t.co/b1is3Biqej @maritstiles Yes. All hail. https://t.co/9s5GXCvTwD @JustinMcConn @TimRunsHisMouth @AOC @Mike_Pence It’s PRESIDENT Trump to you. Say it, Justin, you little bitch.
10/8
2020
@bryanbehar The Dems are now a party who glorify a violent sexual abuser like Jacob Blake and attack a mother who a… https://t.co/CV6gsWBOJe
9/27
2020
@chuu40kgs Aw. Poor sushi slut got her feelings hurt? @skinnybroheim But for now you can’t break the habit of looking at girls’ panties.
9/24
2020
@Trump_owo @realDonaldTrump That’s the best you’ve got? https://t.co/mUGlxEKDrG
9/22
2020
@MadisonSiriusXM @TimRunsHisMouth “RuSsIa!!!” https://t.co/sD5jgE6crr @plasticcgoblin @1800INNOCENCE Cashapp $4random4 @1800INNOCENCE $10. Cash app: $4random4 @1800INNOCENCE You buying?
9/14
2020
@bigtiddycrusher You trying to say you wanna buy them? Or just stalking my TL for the fun of it? Which is it boy? I ain’t got all day. @ballshart The little worm in your pants is struggling desperately to not make you look desperate for me. You shoul… https://t.co/U7aWnpHyJM @ballshart Yeah. The green ones bring in extra. Are you a serious buyer or just here to jerk off for free? @bigtiddycrusher I ain’t ya bro, bro. @ballshart You like telling girls to poo? Damn boy, you got some kinks. @DevonESawa But I thought everything bad orange man says is a lie. Which is it?
9/11
2020
@ballshart And? @AndreyasAsylum What are those little things in your name and bio called again?
9/10
2020
Asians doing whiteface isn’t racist at all. https://t.co/m6gEJuQq8r
9/8
2020
@AngelaBelcamino Ewe. @__Wesh_ @Its_mashaKE Don’t cry. We don’t owe you shit. @ThisIsGuido To be honest, they were small. @ThisIsGuido I just finished my 3rd breakfast burrito. @net_wak Let’s bump uglies.Good riddance, Michael Reinoehl. https://t.co/EbufpcgoTf @SharabSalam Ya boy is pushing up daisies now. 🤣 https://t.co/k0s0PnXyXv @Velo214 @realDonaldTrump @TheJusticeDept @FBI And he be deader than a door nail now. @NewsLinksNet Alleged? More like confessed. @SalishcoastA Looks like ya boy got the help he needed. @SalishcoastA Oh wait, how does that saying go? I am not sad that a fucking fascist died tonight. 🤣🤣 Bye, bye. @crimethinc Don’t cry for me dead Antifa.Is Justin Bieber now Cookie Monster? https://t.co/oPdwtH9C2I @ScottLinnen Now do this one. https://t.co/aJKj97X8Tj
9/4
2020
@Facetious15 @general_bings @SBANYPD @realDonaldTrump @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump No. I just think if y… https://t.co/OCI2lCdwWI @Facetious15 @general_bings @SBANYPD @realDonaldTrump @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump Your first sentence,… https://t.co/3GKHTkJ76v
9/3
2020
@DavidAFrench @TPCarney You probably tell girls not to go out drinking in a short skirt too.
9/2
2020
@Alyssa_Milano Still believing all women, right?
9/1
2020
@Social_Mime You’re making a false generalization about people of a specific race to get a laugh. Please enlighten… https://t.co/jawtGDpSQ0 @Social_Mime Now do one about black people because racist jokes are so funny. Hooray. @ponnlive @VarnerStephen @Zenkuo @GameOverGreggy Bwahaha. Yeah Democrats had the right plan from the start, right? https://t.co/8iOmctXROG @VarnerStephen @Zenkuo @GameOverGreggy I honestly expected a response much less idiotic than this. @VarnerStephen @Zenkuo @GameOverGreggy Please. Give one specific example of what could have been done better. @GameOverGreggy https://t.co/XGvRdZFQrN @lporiginalg Now do this for every Chicago murder.
8/31
2020
@DGComedy “Technically did.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @GaiaPanMa @sarawrencomedy https://t.co/phR6izzmYw @ABC Rushed?I get such a girl boner for this shit. #WWERawI wish @MickieJames would just pound me. #WWERaw @BurgerKingArg Excuse me, ma’am. This is not a Taco Bell. Please drive around. @sarawrencomedy If Nancy Pelosi was a car: https://t.co/sc2smE9Qiy
8/11
2020
@davidmweissman @IngrahamAngle Kind of like how you’re a former conservative cuck pandering to liberals for acceptance and validation?
7/30
2020
Selling my panties. https://t.co/WKGiBH2QZI
7/22
2020
@chrissyteigen You make fun because there are empty seats and you would have had a hissy fit if the seats were full… https://t.co/2ZonO6L2w2
7/5
2020
@arb https://t.co/A9EfIb4Ic3
7/4
2020
@Spaziotwat Don’t judge my kinks. @Spaziotwat It’s wrong in anybody’s eyes. That shit stings.
7/2
2020
@PhillyMaryellen @pggoodeveryday And your tweet implies the two adults are in a same-sex relationship. Maybe one is… https://t.co/9LtHIE95Dh
6/24
2020
@Dantethecomic Remove the money and people’s opinions can quickly change. @getFANDOM @GRRMspeaking Know what he never misses? A meal.
6/23
2020
@safespace4life If you don’t want people to promote #BurgerKingIsOverParty then you shouldn’t use… https://t.co/YzvB8SP3HN
5/28
2020
@safespace4life Um, by using the hashtag you are contributing to it. Your brilliance is blinding.
5/27
2020
@Acidic_Blonde https://t.co/aZuMwPa8HQ @littlemanjudah https://t.co/mUZxZRFKfQ @j1_haack https://t.co/fYUEbF37iI @ThisIsMaryJean https://t.co/AP7r2Qjs0D
5/23
2020
@jjauthor And don’t take political advice from a woman who lost a rigged election.
3/25
2020
@chrissyteigen That’ll keep your carbon footprint small.
3/15
2020
@QUEENjessone No need to argue with a fucking idiot. Namaste. @QUEENjessone @BrittanyFurlan https://t.co/UWfa1PFldZ @MysteryLuminous @BrittanyFurlan N95 respirators aren’t the only ones being requested. Surgical masks are also needed. @BrittanyFurlan There is a shortage of masks to keep our health workers safe on the frontline of this pandemic but… https://t.co/adzu56bg2d
3/6
2020
@MalyndaHale @realDonaldTrump John 15:12
2/1
2020
@quiffboy When you got your hair cut did you ask for the Adidas logo?
1/31
2020
@rasm69 Sounds like you were in one hell of an orgy.
1/26
2020
@x_disasterpiece Well since you don’t, you know where to stick the Twinkie. @reignestt I know. Just messin with ya. @reignestt Are you ok? Are you afraid that dick is gonna run away if someone doesn’t hold on to it? @alexcalden Haha. Sweaty. @alexcalden I like to keep the criticism on a level you can understand. Judging from your saltiness, it was receive… https://t.co/Q22c8b1U1g @Josephreadingtw @Screvvy @catovitch “I had to kill your mom. It was for your own good.” 🧐 @alexcalden Awe look at you all mad with your attempt at a backhanded compliment. It wasn’t bad feedback. It was co… https://t.co/tfdaYiAeXS
1/25
2020
@mags_mclaugh https://t.co/aNiJ0OinnO @alexcalden https://t.co/fodoQkdHsC @realDonaldTrump 💦 @ClassicContents Yes. That one time I got food poisoning from Chicken Fiesta.
1/24
2020
@DakDeMarco Quite an assortment of racist stereotypes in these comments. @T9_HolditDown So your bio means Christ gives you strength to lay hands on woman? https://t.co/2HiSQXPHzp @RatchetNurse1 Hotdog down a hallway, huh? @ouijacki @alispagnola Here’s the classic “I can’t compete with their talent so I’ll just insult their looks” move.… https://t.co/cc8bgqRVyd
1/19
2020
@cursed_observer It is you who is delusional to think those who support the 2nd amendment rely on a piece of paper for protection. 🤣
1/18
2020

0