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Only accidents, crimes and wars will kill us, but unfortunately crimes and wars will multiply. I love football. Thank you.

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Joined Twitter 6/22/12


Lol https://t.co/350NyM2I6cThis is the greatest @asscredit post of all time, and no one can tell me otherwise. https://t.co/Rwu2rUYT66
Retweeted by albin the albinoDid the coronavirus write this https://t.co/2ASnd72v0k
Retweeted by albin the albinoBillionaires perform no socially useful function and are an obstacle to organizing the world we need to survive.
Retweeted by albin the albinoHere is scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus through what I can only describe as a Christian magic s… https://t.co/sFitqX0Jdq
Retweeted by albin the albinoJared Kushner is demanding his tenants keep paying rent — while asking for leniency from his creditors: WaPo report… https://t.co/rm6vpi7Sq9
Retweeted by albin the albinoCW: Antisemitism, swastiska Nazis vandalized a Bernie Sanders office in Florida. They spray painted swastikas & wr… https://t.co/LJrFu1sKSG
Retweeted by albin the albinoThank you! This inspired us to do the math and donate the same percentage of our wealth. My husband @Nick_Ashdown a… https://t.co/HbGVFjusEF
Retweeted by albin the albinoIt's important to look out for your neighbours at this time https://t.co/S52pwDiZdV
Retweeted by albin the albinoA nice little read for you selfish fucks https://t.co/nrw7rTGt60
Retweeted by albin the albinoBREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu enters quarantine after aide tested positive for coronavirus
Retweeted by albin the albinoExcuse my language but fuck you every person who thinks a person with a learning disabilty is less deserving of med… https://t.co/Y3LURut2HQ
Retweeted by albin the albinothis is one of those details that a post-apocalyptic video games includes so you can see how invested they were in… https://t.co/1bFv0dSHsY
Retweeted by albin the albinoWhat the fuck https://t.co/NE2DwjlrheOh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as sh… https://t.co/CoPD7jqenX
Retweeted by albin the albinowhy the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
Retweeted by albin the albinoIt’s incredible that the Democratic Party views Bernie Sanders as a political liability for being a socialist but t… https://t.co/pGcGO6NECM
Retweeted by albin the albino @awnuhaha @Lone_R_anger They aren't doing enough, shut upMarch 15 vs March 28 https://t.co/bi3xHn9Snx
Retweeted by albin the albinoI wish I could like this tweet but the Great Depression happened in the 30s https://t.co/2dEudJgSd1Shelf life of satire now at 4 days https://t.co/ijuF1ReTxQ
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3/30
2020
it unnerves me that everything in animal crossing is cartoony and then we just have this fuckin hyper realistic tur… https://t.co/9LHcEPDg9f
Retweeted by albin the albinoneed everyone to see this sign at my neighborhood strip club https://t.co/Hnmlxtkov9
Retweeted by albin the albinoThe first US death from the coronavirus was February 29. The 1000th death was Thursday. The 2000th death was today.
Retweeted by albin the albinoWhat https://t.co/4BO7Zod9LCSince 2003, privatization and consolidation have led to the closure of sixteen New York City hospitals. https://t.co/K6sdtWsAUP
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Retweeted by albin the albinoOh my god that Love Is Blind spoiler I can't believe it https://t.co/WuOHe3D4TR"dosent". He starts for the best team in the world https://t.co/JGU2CZv5a3If fetuses are babies, then every pregnant person should receive an extra $1,000 on their stimulus check: $500 for… https://t.co/TRRPWujrpZ
Retweeted by albin the albino15% of Bernie supporters prefer Trump over Biden. What this really means is Bernie is winning over Trump voters. W… https://t.co/sXgJlMz52c
Retweeted by albin the albinoBiden doesn’t excite people because he very obviously doesn’t have a real coherent plan to solve any of these probl… https://t.co/9QHDutaHb8
Retweeted by albin the albinoWhen Bernie made this point a month ago he was called radical. Today, it is stated as a fact in the NYT. https://t.co/saiRJTvGRY
Retweeted by albin the albino“the password is on the back of the router” the back of the router: https://t.co/wW8jubsXIC
Retweeted by albin the albinomarch to end covid-19 💛 well done everyone amazing turnout https://t.co/HTI5ZMBd76
Retweeted by albin the albinoExcited for the pandemic to end so the 6 months of delayed rent, mortgage, & student loan payments all hit at once,… https://t.co/PPqI6s1BtB
Retweeted by albin the albino @MILF0RD @LewCrisp @Ben_Geez @p_bov1 @paulyboym1 @JamieFunnell5 @BBCSport We clearly didn't have our chancenigga tried to say epidemic and jus gave up LMAOOOO https://t.co/LbbpDAndnQ
Retweeted by albin the albinoreasons this story is malarkey 1) no gay couple would kiss in public in the 60s 2) biden’s father is an Irish cath… https://t.co/6W3028K5gy
Retweeted by albin the albinoIn retrospect, I should’ve developed more hobbies beyond “going out to eat”
Retweeted by albin the albinoA thread of tits
Retweeted by albin the albinoHow are people with secret families handling this?
Retweeted by albin the albino @fawfulfan @DavidKlion He's committed sexual assault several timesThen why should they have to pay for chemo? https://t.co/VqOdXX5pVj
Retweeted by albin the albinoWe just passed 2,000 deaths in the US from Covid-19. It took us a month to go from 1 death to 1,000 deaths. It to… https://t.co/KpngvwC5op
Retweeted by albin the albinoSaw this somewhere & can't stop thinking about it: People who People who'd refuse to ==… https://t.co/twOJi8uQ9s
Retweeted by albin the albinoA gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.
Retweeted by albin the albinothought this could be fun but nevermind https://t.co/9WjyrJXbns
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Retweeted by albin the albinoI AM SICK https://t.co/L9y6gq2oaj
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Retweeted by albin the albinoCandace Owens dismisses coronavirus concerns: "If you're afraid of me you stay inside. You have the freedom to do t… https://t.co/y1Hobgdbuq
Retweeted by albin the albino[meteor hitting earth] Dinosaur: oh no the economy !!
Retweeted by albin the albinoI can’t stop thinking about this line in the Mail https://t.co/iw4KEahfF2
Retweeted by albin the albinohe literally said he was against gay marriage in 2008 during the vp debates where he agreed w sarah palin. liberals… https://t.co/Y9iNDSkr6W
Retweeted by albin the albinoLol https://t.co/ZikWArL13B
3/29
2020
@KDBflair @AnfieldEdition What?How are these dipshits just figuring this out https://t.co/k5Aua9PO9t
Retweeted by albin the albinoThat boy tried his hardest to hold that cough in...😂😂 https://t.co/ajYjKuYyfg
Retweeted by albin the albinoBelieve women - unless it doesn’t work for your ambition, apparently.
Retweeted by albin the albinoDidn't realize she meant this literally https://t.co/UgJWlOsDjz
Retweeted by albin the albinoI’ve been a union rep for multiple healthcare and hospital unions and the running joke is that instead of fair wage… https://t.co/JQTsK5GdJt
Retweeted by albin the albinoI lost my Dad this morning to COVID-19. He was my rock, my best friend, and my hero. He had virtually no symptoms a… https://t.co/QwFbCJP7CG
Retweeted by albin the albinoLol https://t.co/BsjIgA7UqYthe clit is the thing that hangs inside the mouth right
Retweeted by albin the albinoin capitalist america, the bread lines stretch for miles https://t.co/Vv2CWz3KcQ
Retweeted by albin the albinoit was https://t.co/Ppp5GyxiAK
Retweeted by albin the albinoReally makes you think https://t.co/P2gaRYnxjI
Retweeted by albin the albinoI need everyone to see this TikTok. Everyone. https://t.co/tjwRO6hFh5
Retweeted by albin the albinoLess than two weeks ago Joe Biden said on the debate stage that the coronavirus epidemic had nothing to do with sin… https://t.co/yxNMV8z1Xt
Retweeted by albin the albinoI've been getting some questions from readers wondering about the cost of the not-a-stimulus (it's actually disaste… https://t.co/2XlNmFP0Rb
Retweeted by albin the albinoIn Ratatouille (2007), Remi gags at the smell of Linguini’s soup. Rats are physically unable to gag or vomit, which… https://t.co/myGegHf8O1
Retweeted by albin the albinoOh now I know why https://t.co/MbLZ9CzHCx
Retweeted by albin the albinoEight women have come forward against Biden making sexual harassment claims & at least one sexual assault. Say thei… https://t.co/Q6QmzQZUel
Retweeted by albin the albinoA woman says Joe Biden sexually assaulted her in 1993. Now #TimesUpBiden is trending. https://t.co/Wk1v48cpaL
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3/28
2020
“Boris getting the virus isn’t funny :/“ https://t.co/c6xiul9gFH
Retweeted by albin the albinothe fact that this no aerosol can sign exists implies that 9/11 or an equivalent event happened in animal crossing https://t.co/XSZkaXy1BF
Retweeted by albin the albinoMicrowaves really be like: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeepbeepbeep
Retweeted by albin the albinoI do not believe in voting for the lesser of two rapists.
Retweeted by albin the albinointeresting how some democrats went from believing women to only believing women when it’s not politically inconven… https://t.co/S50JU2FkEE
Retweeted by albin the albinoMesmerised by this stock image 'group of young people having a party' https://t.co/wkGKpCxaOJ
Retweeted by albin the albino @JMcCainNvrTrump @kthalassa Oh my fucking godYahoo really moved that Joe Biden/Sexual Assault article to their sports section???
Retweeted by albin the albino @YAForJoeBiden You're not a real person are youit is interesting to me that Bernie is the only presidential candidate who hasn’t been accused of sexual assault bu… https://t.co/RkTEx4Cn6p
Retweeted by albin the albinoKarl Marx writing the communist manifesto https://t.co/Ie4N58tU7a
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Retweeted by albin the albino"Bless you boys." "Homer, those are ice-cream men." "I know..." https://t.co/WtMYb6HHrA
Retweeted by albin the albinoWhy does that matter lol https://t.co/MUYaXbk5kDLol https://t.co/ZuLPGWUuXWWelcome to richest country on earth. https://t.co/r7nBsKyrbp
Retweeted by albin the albinoIf Jeff Bezos gave all 3.3 million people who’ve just applied for unemployment $10,000 he would still have 80 billion dollars
Retweeted by albin the albino @nanaamedi @thisisanfield Huh?People are 178% worried, which seems accurate to me. https://t.co/XRVMn7JBqr
Retweeted by albin the albinoWhen you’re a Democrat who cares about women. https://t.co/hshqpRAv4i
Retweeted by albin the albino60 people showed up for a choir practice earlier this month. 45 got sick. 1 has died. A remarkable window into how… https://t.co/9Q9kGI7BHR
Retweeted by albin the albinofuck you mark, and fuck facebook too. mark ($55B) donating $10M is the equivalent of me donating $14.18. faceboo… https://t.co/TEI1bjMOkX
Retweeted by albin the albino👏🏼 This 👏🏼 government: 👏🏼 abolished 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 bursary 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 student 👏🏼 nurses 👏🏼 cut 👏🏼 real 👏🏼 wages 👏🏼 fo… https://t.co/lPHEySKXNC
Retweeted by albin the albinoThis is not how pie charts work https://t.co/0lJ8KbyY9j
Retweeted by albin the albinonone of these are like, actual things https://t.co/31Z5CMqIpQ
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3/27
2020

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