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Catie @99percentsassy The Burbs, Maryland

Feisty.

889 Following   235 Followers   3,123 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/23/14


@olivianicolai Same. It’s smaller than I thought it would be, but we’re using it a lot.
4/28
2021
@olivianicolai I do not even want to tweet what it was, but yes. At the time I thought I was going to get fired and… https://t.co/JQS2V9SjK8
4/27
2021
@ShanusMcAnus You look strong af!
4/26
2021
@ShanusMcAnus @TheBigEasyofOz What’s the verdict!
4/17
2021
@carlysintothat My younger brother around age 12 confidently pronounced Al Pacino as Al Passino and then said he be… https://t.co/mXXiDx0RcC
4/15
2021
@ShanusMcAnus You need to rest!
4/14
2021
@olivianicolai I think they might be a little worse when you’ve already had COVID based on what others have told me… https://t.co/Ymz4SO18Gs
4/9
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Justin got one!
4/8
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Yay!!
4/7
2021
@mesklaroff Late to the thread to present my preschool pic feat. the most harsh bowl cut while dressed like a mini… https://t.co/nqtbnYVN2a @carlysintothat She’s already planning how she would get returned to you if anyone dares try.
4/4
2021
@GingerCaat I would 100% rather find a living frog before I even eat my meal than a dead one halfway through. It se… https://t.co/xYiTkfHWca @GingerCaat Ooooh apricot cookies?! I was telling Justin tonight we should get Cava soon. He’s been off of it since… https://t.co/caZBKAqEmp @GingerCaat I love Cava and haven’t had it in awhile, so I would’ve voted for it.
3/27
2021
@olivianicolai In retrospect, I should’ve known he was going to be terrible when he said he was big into brunch and… https://t.co/tf4WpZtkZ2 @olivianicolai Oh god, this brought back a bad date memory. I went on one date with this dude who was reading his o… https://t.co/aDX73lveR8 @carlysintothat She took a note from Maxine and is here to stay.
3/26
2021
@MrMichaelRose I would call the super if it is going off for hours because that shit is annoying. @MrMichaelRose Because I consume so much true crime, my first thought is: maybe they died.
3/25
2021
Nextdoor doesn’t always deliver, but boy oh boy when it does... https://t.co/r84NjUp7Hq
Retweeted by Catie
3/22
2021
@ShanusMcAnus https://t.co/x3vxTox9d6 @ShanusMcAnus They wouldn’t laugh if they’d known the suffering of walking through a puddle in them and having the… https://t.co/Sf8XhQqk7A @ShanusMcAnus The kids at your school didn’t embrace JNCO jeans?!
3/20
2021
Is this Elena?! @billyeichner please help! https://t.co/703r1EtCxH
3/19
2021
@GrinAndBarritt_ He looks like a big Benny!
3/18
2021
@GingerCaat That was my drunk go-to. @GingerCaat Do they still have the one on a pretzel bun?
3/14
2021
@olivianicolai https://t.co/JgTCc8KOTE @olivianicolai This is also my Nextdoor- when did Bernadoodles become the breed everyone wants? A girl I follow her… https://t.co/KTbLzbqOiQ
3/10
2021
@keywestvibes That is progress! I feel 1 million times older than 25 year olds now. I cannot imagine dating one. @GingerCaat I totally understand. All of my employees are younger than me and they seem SO YOUNG. @GingerCaat Oh! They showed it on USA Up All Night! That’s probably where I saw it. @GingerCaat I’m about to be 38 and had older siblings & a dad who loved to show us horror movies! @GingerCaat That could be the last time I saw the first one too!
3/9
2021
@GingerCaat I think I saw the first one either very late at night or on one of those local Saturday matinee tv broadcasts.
3/8
2021
@keywestvibes When I dip, you dip, we dip
3/6
2021
@olivianicolai Agreed. Especially since they don’t even recommend the pap every year. If Nurx doesn’t work, check i… https://t.co/z2JKXyxjoH @olivianicolai Can you do a televisit? Or use one of those apps like Nurx? It’s shitty to have to go through an exa… https://t.co/P1o9XG1g6a
3/5
2021
@olivianicolai What in the actual fuck
3/2
2021
There’s one thing ladies love to do when they’re all alone https://t.co/zprA5Exq70
Retweeted by Catie
2/28
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Ok I voted @ShanusMcAnus https://t.co/4lmKvkJdtz
2/26
2021
@MrMichaelRose A little bit anxious waiting for the results and annoyed that I needed it at all. I kept getting exp… https://t.co/GiS0dqRnrt @MrMichaelRose If your eyes bug out, you can easily cover it with a well-timed movie reference to show you are a Co… https://t.co/VI92aV4WNF @ShanusMcAnus Bottom right Sean is giving me Steven Seagal outfit choices so he is automatically going to win any fight. @MrMichaelRose I’ve had 6 or 8 now and they really aren’t bad! They are really quick and at worst make your eyes wa… https://t.co/2UTpDMcoww
2/25
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Stay-at-home cat father
2/24
2021
@carlysintothat The Jinx was so good- I wish there was something new that good out right now! I enjoyed Murder on Middle Beach recently.
2/22
2021
@LowkeyTwits This may be controversial, but what if you keep Biscuit. @GingerCaat It’s going to be warmer this week. I think it’ll be better. I’m so sick of this shit! @GingerCaat I totally get it. When I had the dog out after dark, it was like everything was twice as slick! Worse t… https://t.co/6PZ8eY1027 @GingerCaat I literally just told my fiancé this- he thought it would be ok if he tipped extra but I don’t think we… https://t.co/J3ShLMl1UI
2/21
2021
@ShanusMcAnus I’m proud of you, Sean! ❤️ @ShanusMcAnus Goof job
2/19
2021
@Danmaynard81 Damn.
2/17
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Definitely
2/13
2021
@SaraJBenincasa I ordered the Milk Bar red velvet cake and it was supposed to arrive today, but it’s still in NJ. Y… https://t.co/xLjXH4itaT
2/12
2021
@TheBigEasyofOz It’s a great story. Was it worth it?
2/10
2021
@ShanusMcAnus @_NinJar Hi Sean @_NinJar Disagree.
2/7
2021
@carlysintothat Her little shirt!! The peaceful sleep! 😭
2/5
2021
@SaraJBenincasa Oh’s cereal does this same thing, but it’s so good. Why not destroy the roof of your mouth for this… https://t.co/CwEOTHk0XL
2/4
2021
Ma’am this is a Burger King. https://t.co/kNfbUIKhRy
2/3
2021
@LowkeyTwits I’m sorry Trey. I’m thinking about you! That is an extremely good little piglet you have there.
2/1
2021
@olivianicolai I always saved one of their app pics to their contacts to prevent this confusion 😂
1/30
2021
@MrMichaelRose Ska
1/29
2021
Tonight’s sunset look https://t.co/EYnGrprIQX @MichaelMcAwesom @TheBigEasyofOz @ShanusMcAnus Consider ska @TheBigEasyofOz @MichaelMcAwesom https://t.co/UnczQAeI5D
1/28
2021
Another magical moment from another day. Thanks to Noelle- my eagle-eyed friend whose constant @CNN viewing has fin… https://t.co/QrZipzYazNI was just made aware that there’s a magical moment in the evening when the sunset syncs up with @wolfblitzer on… https://t.co/Udpmk8d8JR
1/27
2021
@olivianicolai If it was getting better and then suddenly got more sore & swollen I would definitely go back for ne… https://t.co/ZOlrhre0hM @MichaelMcAwesom He’s going to sue you in dog court.
1/25
2021
@MichaelMcAwesom It was a stage! He’s grown out of it! @LowkeyTwits These are extremely good dogs @LowkeyTwits He’s been watching a lot with the donut on. It’s a built in pillow! @LowkeyTwits He was picking up tv channels in that lion one @LowkeyTwits This will also probably help https://t.co/X6LiNDZNon @LowkeyTwits Does this help at all https://t.co/3CWHC4AZOyI was not prepared for how cute and actually effective it would be IRL. https://t.co/sGMPPxD62OHe had to wear a neckbrace we borrowed from the vet when he got neutered, so I should’ve known the clear winner wou… https://t.co/hJWFGEaAqzFinding a dog cone for my extremely long dog so he can’t reach his tail has been a challenge. This lion one was lon… https://t.co/xaRoLGIrYp
1/24
2021
amazing. they played the “Doug” theme in honor of Doug Emhoff being the first second gentleman https://t.co/Yk9ZZPDXXr
Retweeted by Catie
1/22
2021
@Danmaynard81 Aww!
1/20
2021
@ShanusMcAnus What!!!
1/19
2021
Of course Twitter has chosen to crop the image so you can’t see the best part. That algorithm is unmatched in it’s shittiness.Some interesting ad choices on Amazon https://t.co/CRmlhfQ40l
1/16
2021
@ShanusPartDeux At least you don’t drink diarrhea, bud.
1/14
2021
@_NinJar He deserves a nice hot cup https://t.co/LZ3AVZbxkX @GingerCaat That’s awful! Did it ever stop? @_NinJar And only one with me! The movie chat needs to step it up this year.
1/13
2021
@ryptide This was my thought too. If he was going to use the 25th, he would’ve so move onnnnnnnn with impeachment. Jesus fuck.
1/11
2021
@ShanusPartDeux @GreeGreeHoist My jaw is always tense af. I never even thought about the coffee making it worse. @GreeGreeHoist My favorite is when I am still sleepy after I drink it, but my anxiety is worse. @ShanusPartDeux Hilaria can be VP.
1/9
2021
@carlysintothat You forgot she-hulk! https://t.co/V4ooyjr59k
1/8
2021
@GreeGreeHoist The recipient is in for a treat! @GreeGreeHoist That’s lovely! @ShanusMcAnus I guess they all had to put those on when they started using tear gas. A former army ranger who repre… https://t.co/oS4cCSQY27 @ShanusMcAnus That’s my rep!
1/7
2021

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