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Dylan @_avocadoo Las Vegas, NV

228 Following   236 Followers   7,269 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/29/11


YUP .... https://t.co/s1ntq9wWji
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9/24
2020
Cherry blossoms so sweet
9/23
2020
Thai tea soft serve ice cream ?! FUCKING NUT🤤 https://t.co/anl3GZaFpy
Retweeted by DylanNever let off the gas. ⛽ Officially undefeated at @AllegiantStadm. #RaidersWin #RaidersWin #RaidersWin https://t.co/lMYYhkpl6y
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9/22
2020
The way I am wheezing!! https://t.co/ISvuDW8rbb
Retweeted by DylanHAPPY EARTH WIND AND FIRE DAY #21stNightOfSeptember 🔥 https://t.co/kZjO77Ussp
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9/21
2020
@WernerEvan @damienwoody @nyjets @espn @ESPNNFL Per sources, the @nyjets are looking into Evan as the potential hei… https://t.co/Tq3r22RpjA
Retweeted by DylanTwo years ago we had 50 million people subscribed to music streaming services around the world. Today we have 400 m… https://t.co/ckC8Fiucha
Retweeted by Dylan @VianeyOJ This is dopeGo off https://t.co/DhuBV2UTxZ
9/20
2020
#RIPRBG: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was only the second woman to be appointed to the Supreme Court. Only 4 women h… https://t.co/AXBn5sL1ZT
Retweeted by Dylan @alwayzlion 🐐🐐A random email just messaged me this 😂 https://t.co/O3pJQAzTLh
9/19
2020
why is bernie still asking me for $27 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s over bro
Retweeted by DylanQueen in the building 👑famous but high as a weather balloon in a truck shirtless, this man is doing fame right https://t.co/s3DU8KDwcf
Retweeted by DylanMasters of Time. https://t.co/fA0zoFbwnX
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9/18
2020
I be on twitter having a MF blast lmao 😭 this is free comedy
Retweeted by DylanI would go to this grocery store everyday https://t.co/cZ1GG1YggxAlvin Kamara when asked about historical implications of playing in first game in Las Vegas: "I play in New Orlean… https://t.co/DMybuIRhm7
Retweeted by DylanPerfection https://t.co/odSGgwcHnJ @WernerEvan Lemme borrow @_KendallKay @SOLELINKS No disk. All games are downloaded straight to your console
9/17
2020
If you put all ur songs in one playlist you need alot of psychological evaluation
Retweeted by Dylan😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/882DTosmMN @adamalmosawy That's what we get when they release a $399 consoleu can tell this is their peak. this is the most exciting moment of their life https://t.co/QTUcFWLxBu
Retweeted by DylanUh oooooh 👀 https://t.co/bupcJOYnxm
Retweeted by DylanI’d rather see Heat vs Nuggets than Lakers vs Celtics.
Retweeted by DylanI’ma push back my barber appointment tomorrow. Can’t trust any clippers right now. I’m shook.
Retweeted by DylanSomeone said way off P ☠️😭Look good to me https://t.co/nw3YU9TKFl
Retweeted by DylanThe Nuggets are about to win the finals and it’s all my fault. I’m so sorry everyone.
Retweeted by DylanTyler Herro 👀
9/16
2020
Some truth to this https://t.co/S2DNSVyW2LWe have to evolve
Retweeted by DylanUnderrated. This movie was phenomenal https://t.co/pVeH3KSbli @josephdavinci_ Major haters and some math minors"cactus jack sent me" https://t.co/ZJTMGJLf8Y
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9/15
2020
@PopeyesChicken @ChickfilA https://t.co/ryvpFXHR2eUncle Roger roasting Jamie Oliver’s egg fried rice https://t.co/WyQzfh7KWf
Retweeted by Dylan @effinRachael Don't turn 25. It's the worst age yet 😂
9/12
2020
“The most dangerous person is the one who listens, thinks, and observes.” - Bruce Lee https://t.co/RLbqltR1rT
Retweeted by DylanNLE Chakra https://t.co/ulazsd0Elp
Retweeted by DylanWhy you stuntin your masks like they’re a stack of 100’s 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Pz4DSKUaFu
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9/10
2020
The way San Francisco looks right now is all you need to know to advocate for environmental justiceNow's my time to catch up https://t.co/uyLHOpfAUqSan Francisco 09.09.20 https://t.co/QdqUtKiqOT
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9/9
2020
Masks hanging on rear view mirrors are the new fuzzy diceSony I need that price match https://t.co/7l0n1fecfkLooks like a Nissan Cube 😂😂 Literally ruined it https://t.co/lG8IGRhQthhttps://t.co/gmVKyS660w
Retweeted by DylanWow I wish this was real https://t.co/7MKSqJKV0v
9/8
2020
This story really just disappeared. https://t.co/mcZGznQtF1
Retweeted by DylanAnd we can ride the boogieR.I.P. Mac. 💕
Retweeted by DylanThe gender is Satan "Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California" https://t.co/RmZgzwFGt8Inception (2010) // Christopher Nolan https://t.co/rPqn0ihNcU
Retweeted by Dylanimagine ur card declines at the hospital and they start chokin u
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9/7
2020
Make sure nothing happens to him https://t.co/Lj4MKB1qeXhttps://t.co/elujoxMA6nJust made a letterboxd if y'all wanna see me give movies very generous ratings.
9/6
2020
@sidneykarina Nooo I don't :/ @sidneykarina Projector yesIf I can smell yo breath thru yo mask u need to go to the hospital
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9/5
2020
https://t.co/WzjLfRPkhc Live in the mix 🐝🐝 https://t.co/pOw5xzj5xn
Retweeted by Dylan#DETROIT2
Retweeted by DylanHell no https://t.co/6hocWeqBd5
9/4
2020
@trvisXX i like travis scott but what the fuck does he know about burgers
Retweeted by DylanSmooth operatorChadwick Boseman practicing Kali drills, a martial art from the Philippines, for his role preparation in Black Pant… https://t.co/DRGnJDQz1f
Retweeted by DylanMe making sure everyone enjoys the song I put on https://t.co/uilMSTxDSp
Retweeted by Dylan @promnite Had a feeling it would turn out like that lol 🥴
9/3
2020
Hol up https://t.co/iFUiNKyX5kWhen someone not standing on the 6ft apart sign https://t.co/Cg12FwWJ47
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9/2
2020
LVMPD #MissingPersons Detail seeks help in locating 22-year-old Lesly Palacio. Anyone with information is urged to… https://t.co/FIFSdUxHC7
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Retweeted by Dylan#ChetHanks shooting his shot at #Adele 🇯🇲 #JamaicanLoveStory https://t.co/BgTUFpjxqo
Retweeted by DylanAll he needed to do https://t.co/gZnGXGYtGb @PVSiete No fr. They leveled upWhen a baby passes you a fake phone: https://t.co/ZgCkEmiyKW
Retweeted by Dylan @PVSiete That's the new 2021 model @PVSiete ☠️☠️😭😭I find it hard to believe that Chet Hanks is really Tom Hanks' son
9/1
2020
@adamalmosawy I'm going to refer to this tweet very soonNike outlet got the waffle racer off whites L O LOne of my favorite tracks of the late Mac Miller 🕊🕊 https://t.co/iMIYao1JWkSoundCloud ad* 🥴 https://t.co/V0uuNOYgyxThat’s Russell Textbook https://t.co/IJvPGvJksr
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8/31
2020
Magic Johnson and his celebrity crew walking into the playoffs.. Coldest photo of all-time! https://t.co/LGPRZfUwHC
Retweeted by Dylan @lanalorain Wonder woman! HahaOne of the greatest vines ever https://t.co/0Q9V7f8hKD
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8/30
2020
💔💔 https://t.co/dRDxPS11S9
Retweeted by DylanI cannot believe he gave us ALL OF THAT while he was sick.
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8/29
2020
Kanye got 3 of these chips in him rn https://t.co/v1ifU2TE4sBREAKING: The NBA just announced that all basketball arenas will he turned into 2020 voting locations. Ample space… https://t.co/hq8N9gedh5
Retweeted by DylanEveryone stop doing this https://t.co/iOK007pada
8/28
2020
Why does this picture of Bezos look like he's planning for world domination. Giving me Dr. Evil energy https://t.co/DxqGcf3DqKJust got contacts for the first time in my life today and I'm not going to know how to act
8/27
2020

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