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Tech SEO. Will talk about food too much. I occasionally play records too.

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Joined Twitter 1/23/09


😥😥😥 https://t.co/JtFwjzzuBII love snooker https://t.co/BVGYDbmK9nKnew I'd seen him before somewhere #masterchefprofessionals https://t.co/5D9JM1JIvNI’d rather be 15 minutes from a great hospital thanks. https://t.co/mTpo6Aly6c
Retweeted by James Chapman“She would have to use public transport” https://t.co/EjffWrnsaO
Retweeted by James ChapmanOk I understand that if you have party loyalty it’s easy to dismiss certain things but... “Inequality is essential… https://t.co/8iQyBSR1uZ
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12/8
2019
The only log analysis one should do of a weekend. I made an SEO joke. I hate myself. https://t.co/wvICMbXYrA @stephkorey Hello. You are garbage. Utter garbage.
12/7
2019
@ruskin147 If it's true that they haven't then they should have. It's wrong.Norway gives it to us every year, in commemoration of us fighting your sort in 1939-45. https://t.co/IcEs1ncfpB
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12/6
2019
Holy crap £177k in a day..... https://t.co/4x4zEBGw8tOK, respect. That was serious burn time from @afneil. I particularly liked (and chuckled at) the Supreme Court li… https://t.co/kDl9paoVnI
Retweeted by James ChapmanThanks and big love to Goring Road Carpet Centre for the remnant. If YOU need a quality carpet without laying out… https://t.co/b40XyywLam
Retweeted by James ChapmanHappily donated. https://t.co/zsojSd4wtU
12/5
2019
One day I hope to be as fucking cool as @carolecadwalla. https://t.co/gnwBtjolOp @eugeneh84 People were going "If that guy rides that roller coaster at that speed, he's definitely dead". I rode t… https://t.co/e7tVEX0TFW @tedlieu @POTUS respect is earned. He has all his work still ahead of him.Well played, @BurgerKing. https://t.co/PInzGZT3Hb
Retweeted by James ChapmanPrincess Anne treating Trump like she does badgers.
12/4
2019
Christ almighty - people are so careless using laptops in public. Sat on a train next to a BBC employee who's name… https://t.co/FNquNbnL3lHope she does that song about meetings and emails https://t.co/OSs7diHVtgThis is @faizashaheen. She has 9 days to oust Iain Duncan Smith, the architect of Universal Credit. His majority co… https://t.co/lbk0cjqcP0
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12/3
2019
Someone who definitely wasn't Dominic Cummings think that if we all just believe a bit harder we would realise that… https://t.co/0VKgNJ6hiI
Retweeted by James Chapman"waiter - bring me something that's been trodden on" cc: @ratemyplatenow https://t.co/ar0pVKSMWlOh christ this one has never made a little pancake. This twat is cancelled.THIS ONE CANT POACH AN EGG EITHER Shower of shite, this lot. Absolute shower of shite.THE NEXT ONE COULDN'T TOAST BREADCatching up with #masterchefprofessionals THIS CUNT CANT POACH AN EGG HE'S A LECTURERMichael Bublé autotuning his way through Christmas. Robobublé. @eugeneh84 @BancMedia https://t.co/kYnWiR7uuB @EmilyHeward oooooh! @WhitworthSEO @BancMedia canonicalised to the outer bits. @BancMedia :Charlie_approves: https://t.co/Ltndm2xaLm @jimwaterson Some funny, some tragic https://t.co/4Jw1QHH4wZ @RyanWhiteSEO @neil_yeomans oh wow - that's pretty handy. In an ideal world there'd always be a dev resource who c… https://t.co/Q54nhUoa69 @neil_yeomans Spent hours plowing through the codecademy JS course and none of what I've picked up has played a par… https://t.co/R4CJiZVxOu
12/2
2019
#masterchefprofessionals skills test: Marcus: Make some posh cheese on toast Monica: Recite every prime number up to 1000 in French.
12/1
2019
2.7% fare increase next year is it, @northernassist? Worth every penny. https://t.co/pO67Hb4imyThe brass neck of the rail industry never fails to enrage: UK fares to rise 2.7% in January - there’s a protest aga… https://t.co/r8GYb7Vi31
Retweeted by James Chapman @mikebutcher seen this twice today....its from 2 years ago.....
11/30
2019
I'm getting the word... https://t.co/dIfE6qXQnRHas that lad with the map in his mum's basement tweeted out something provocative about the london bridge incident yet? @fox5dc That's Tower Bridge, yokels. @Andrew_Isidoro copy and paste?A lot of love for @GreggsOfficial here. And yet they can barely be found in London. Too many Prets. https://t.co/C6VxysPLJgHas Nick Ferrari responded to this fairly damning evidence that he was taking instructions from the PM during the i… https://t.co/GZ2YNZI8IK
Retweeted by James Chapman @buckrach1 my morning farts are powerful too.https://t.co/q955A7zaAu
Retweeted by James ChapmanWhat do you think about the pedestrianidation of Albert Square? I'll be honest - I'm dead against it. People forge… https://t.co/4jf3ydaskc
11/29
2019
@michaelgove It was a LEADERS debate, Pob. @BBCNewsPR @archiekelly you've been busy editing the footage enough. Dont worry that impartiality thing is long gone. @WJFOrchard The Green, Bollingtonhttps://t.co/mjwtJSAsRv
Retweeted by James Chapman @DJYodaUK looks like someone ran over Edd the Duck.Lakeland grocers on Deansgate are doing big bags of salt and vinegar squares for a quid. *taps nose*
11/28
2019
Lol https://t.co/FPJQSOXgge
Retweeted by James ChapmanGood job those sensitive PDFs aren't indexable, @SLCComms. Real eye opener as to what "sensitive official" is av… https://t.co/OZMv8rv8As @northernassist 8:38 from Davenport to piccadilly was 2 carriages AGAIN. Passengers pressed up to the windows. Trai… https://t.co/FM0dElgSjL
11/27
2019
@MattHancock ANOTHER racist you mean?CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR It's a fucking disease with you lot. If you have to say something is c… https://t.co/UDC8ArGWraBut having a racist in Number 10 is apparently ok? https://t.co/qaKrqcCbIXHere is @DominicRaab who doesn’t even know the name of the constituency he’s representing. What an embarrassment. H… https://t.co/cuxe7vNO5K
Retweeted by James ChapmanITS POTATO SMILEY FACES I FUCKING KNOW IT https://t.co/eqqvSC2ZWl
11/26
2019
@MerielMyers Mumm-ra @scatatkins https://t.co/5DTSaYIT7zSomeone has just shouted down the carriage "can someone open a window please". Entirely justified. Packed to the gi… https://t.co/prP0vK136Z.@northernassist why was the 5:39 buxton train from deansgate cancelled? Luckily the 6:08 from piccadilly only has… https://t.co/lSSwMdlAa8i watched this with my hand over my mouth the entire time https://t.co/Grt20wbD2E
Retweeted by James Chapman @nathan_foad I was at a pub quiz once. On the wall there was a poster advertising a psychic night with the psychics… https://t.co/T1nJ6P3WDdDo you want a haircut or not, love? https://t.co/5VytxjmbcuWu Tang Clan swear an awful lot, don't they? It's a wonder they've done as well as they have. Deary me.Well this is very contrary to many who came out accusing us of tin-foil-hat nonsense, including high profile BBC em… https://t.co/XitHdGsR6rHow fucked must the system be when you need a LOAN to RENT? Fucking hell. How about helping people to get on the… https://t.co/0FrOEnpSm5 @gavinmit there's an N missing there.
11/25
2019
One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time... https://t.co/WnHgjTQWkb
Retweeted by James ChapmanHere is the original footage that BBC cut out. You can very clearly hear the audience laughing at Boris Johnson’s t… https://t.co/hoaQ4hD5zB
Retweeted by James ChapmanAs it's #DoctorWhoDay today here, once again, is Tom Baker's quote when asked his one biggest Doctor Who memory. https://t.co/LFG92Ux5kW
Retweeted by James Chapman @neil_yeomans Ha! Too late...I'm in a five guys 😬Where's good for coffee near Euston station?
11/23
2019
Audience intervention of the night, without a doubt. Leaves Johnson absolutely reeling. ~AA #bbcqt https://t.co/d4y5zSrkJq
Retweeted by James Chapman @TheaDickinson @brymor78 Are you drunk? You honestly think someone will be taxed to the extent they'll have 2 grand… https://t.co/pmX35Ir176 @stekenwright @IamAhmedKhalifa @TheRock IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE ITS AT @eugeneh84 Lets go for a sesh, Eug. We can share pork scratchings. @GaryEliteBistro The Magnet - ace beer selection, always busy. Bakers Vaults - lovely everything Both Stockport.Someone has reminded me of this one from four years ago.... https://t.co/6Vmngr4uBW
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11/22
2019
The Conservative Party has accepted a £200,000 donation from the wife of a former Russian finance minister and Puti… https://t.co/oslJfzkEAN
Retweeted by James Chapman @AP cc: @PoliticalAPStop going on about Benjamin Netanyahu, @AP - you're never going to meet him. https://t.co/fOAi05JZNdOh wow ok so this is pretty bloody lovely... https://t.co/h4CjNddWr9We own https://t.co/OQ5hfKpVXw. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, h… https://t.co/xKi2HZUtTC
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11/21
2019
@stekenwright @SEMnutter @CarrieRosePR Gatekeeping sausages. Now I've seen it all. @robmanuel same here - my report was when he wished that Greta Thunberg would drown. Suspect a lot of people reported him that day.Is this real?! https://t.co/x9c8zzx5mX @Justhipper Sick of that guy.So if Trump is ousted is that a sort of end of the Lord of the Ring's thing where Sauron's tower falls? There's no… https://t.co/v7Wm6gZHaU @eugeneh84 https://t.co/8ziyKPYXZgWith payday approaching why not treat yourself. https://t.co/q4hXjSvayFWomp womp https://t.co/lMu7k1pFWlWell well well What a shit house https://t.co/bqjztrb0wX
11/20
2019
@CCHQPress @BorisJohnson You despicable cunts. How dare you.
11/19
2019

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