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Tech SEO. Will talk about food too much. I occasionally play records too.

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Joined Twitter 1/23/09


The NHS celebrates 72 years today... listen to this woman https://t.co/pwuBSL3fun
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7/6
2020
Très fucking bien https://t.co/ow6pZzUOqQ @nickwilsdon @MrLukeCarthy ooh and its on audible! That will be accompanying me on my daily walks - nice one :)Just spilt french fries all inside my shed. Can't see me uttering that phrase too many times in my lifetime.Can't watch the scenes from Soho.... Our government as nurtured and enabled the environment that these idiots are exploiting.
7/5
2020
@JamesCleverly Its YOUR law he's seeking to enforce, you moron @CarrieHill Oh that's fantastic - fair play!Just walking through Stockport...not Hugely busy and seems to be a best endeavors approach by all. My anxiety still… https://t.co/dWtGavUaMM @RogueSNRadvisor this is just shaping up to be the biggest Rickroll ever @CarrieHill yup, that's pretty standard...UK includes 28 days holiday. It's not a king's ransom, but on balance I'… https://t.co/Hz9fcW4wHq
7/4
2020
If EvErYoNe iS rAcIsT tHeN nO oNe Is https://t.co/IGHPvd5LLyToday's Jelly Baby census (Haribo): - superior diversity to Bassetts - Ratio of green and purple needs swapping -… https://t.co/VRKbEuXdEgStruggling to find a cooler album cover than this, to be honest. https://t.co/WsJBtxaMBiHas anyone seen people actually wearing the Lidl trainers yet? Or are they all on ebay?4% of the kids keeping it real https://t.co/lWMRLlZ2qs
7/3
2020
But he's a fucking idiot! There's no way he'll.... Actually I might pop down the bookies tomorrow. https://t.co/Lh13I3XQGeWith Robert Maxwell trending, its worth enjoying this wonderful story from Ian Hislop on how he raided the Mirror G… https://t.co/0ELlJstzLg
7/2
2020
@alexjlongman All good shit from Lidl. The bakery is especially good. Supermarkets seem to have woken up to the fa… https://t.co/nxYEHAcGcBSo Lidl are doing boxes of nearly knackered fruit and veg for £1.50. Just knocked up enough soup to last me the nex… https://t.co/bExgWPS9WX
7/1
2020
tit https://t.co/XYmKjUI3f3I don't hate easily, but this bloke in ASDA youtube ads I'm being followed round with is a wazzock. A. Complete.… https://t.co/EevNFe7K8qA post from 3 years ago which will act as a sobering balm when you read the next "future of SEO" post. "AMP as a… https://t.co/H9BvIqzPj0
6/30
2020
Ugh...The ideal situation would be for Dominic Cummings rips his face off to reveal he was Jeremy Beadle all along. https://t.co/GBZgtMD0wo @WhitworthSEO That makes me feel better.For clarity, that link again: https://t.co/3P3TXBSvkN @WhitworthSEO I've been listening to this a bit too much Charles. I'm unsure as to whether to classify it as "guilt… https://t.co/wsKv5CaAc2When buttering toast I often like to pretend I'm a plasterer and take extra care to go right to the edges, fill all… https://t.co/nkFRlKDpsR
Retweeted by James ChapmanThis TikTok is one of the many videos that offers a masterclass in plot and character development that I think a lo… https://t.co/Zd2PidUIuw
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6/29
2020
Ol' Chappo's dived into the Ottolenghi recipe book and pulled out a blinder tonight! https://t.co/crzK4GgmmO @djshepdog Betty Boo did the music for the game "magic pockets" around the time....guessing there was some sort of tie in there. @djshepdog World of Amiga / World of Commodore shows used to be at Earls Court? @discuit correct! Got one of their 7s upstairs....liking this one!
6/28
2020
Where not to cross the road. https://t.co/Vn8sQrcFww
Retweeted by James Chapman @eugeneh84 There's your Vlookup, pal... https://t.co/DSgsfH9ThA @tomhfh My god, how many more times do we have to wheel this cartoon out as an explainer for the stupid? https://t.co/21DvDKFv61 @lukeunabomber BFG (original cartoon one) Wall-E*opens briefcase* shall we dispense with the small talk and get down to business? https://t.co/9grAtwCSpN
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6/27
2020
Was going through some of the 5 word or less requests from 2014 and found 'Alan Partridge Statue of Liberty' reques… https://t.co/5D54asgARg
Retweeted by James Chapman @nickwilsdon @WeWork there's a beautiful co working space that has opened round the corner form me....walked past i… https://t.co/pYtSOI58vG
6/26
2020
@_PaulLovell @nickwilsdon @MattJones_SEO @semrush link doesn't work?Jeremy Hunt wrote this yesterday and then voted against it last night. What the actual fuck. https://t.co/2AWVUxRhgV
6/25
2020
Not now, Neil. https://t.co/MpSfFP9KoIAlfie Morland from Burnley, we salute you. https://t.co/5nkrrjNGAV
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6/24
2020
@RishiSunak "One kettle of beer please, barkeep"Can we crowdfund this banner to fly over the next Burnley game? https://t.co/5SsT79mnHbIf I ever get a DJ gig in Oxford, Mississippi this will be my opening tune. It'll take the roof off. It'll be like… https://t.co/WKxe9L1aJZ
6/23
2020
@willohara bloody hell the twitter detectives all over it....even the racist girlfriend of the owner of the plane c… https://t.co/2ondOKqO8L @RoyWilding what a turd.Anyway to identify the owner of the plane that flew over the Burnley game? No record of it on FlightRadar around or… https://t.co/3VkmzkcU3F @danbarker of Jeremy Corbyn
6/22
2020
I'm going to make a break for it while he's distracted... https://t.co/kDy57FpdG7In wrestling parlance I believe this is known as a "cheap pop". Quite why an audience enthuses for Aldi own brand… https://t.co/ZmNIsjJ57H
6/21
2020
@ismepete @shanejones @willohara https://t.co/lNFjg04pXL @shanejones @willohara @ismepete anything other than Sensible World of Soccer for 82 is measurably incorrect 😀
6/20
2020
This shop sells Rick Wakeman costumes https://t.co/qSipEWSqzyJust walked past a very closed @LordofthePiesGB in Stockport 😭 So sad they couldn't get a spot in @SKOldTown
6/18
2020
I dont recall purchasing this... https://t.co/0Z6BQUVoLvWhy does veg from Lidl go off as soon as you get it out the shop door? @eugeneh84 oh no doubt....still considering what the monthly mortgage would be on a house near there - (my gaff is… https://t.co/4USMmVfNyYThis is lovely and all...but just seen the rental prices of the apartments it contains - £800/£975 a month?! In the… https://t.co/lybm5ZFbxJJoe Rogan is a dangerous moron https://t.co/v4qYgsfx65
6/17
2020
@Helenj83MEN @Primark @merseyway 😭
6/15
2020
@OliverDowden @GoogleUK no one gives a shit
6/14
2020
@danbarker @hamletbatista I read somewhere it was egg. The not-quite-chicken laid the egg containing the mutation/v… https://t.co/NtDFHmpmxwAbsolutely no idea https://t.co/BJJP4mgC0K
Retweeted by James ChapmanMade the mistake of checking into twitter today. Jesus christ. I'll come back another time.An interview with the MD https://t.co/tFUUHTbsto he could've been a professional golfer, favourite tune is "careles… https://t.co/DBuG999avD @Lauren9Dudley @UniversalWebDes 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/6gxUIUf70UOh God this is amazing. Just keeps getting better. The video on their website of "10 reasons to use us" is sensatio… https://t.co/yx2OCI3Lmp
6/13
2020
Morning people 🤗 Remember that time when snoop dogg went to meet that lovely Welsh fella who grew the world's bigg… https://t.co/rhqqvyFDPD
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6/12
2020
Where does a greenhouse stop and an orangery begin? That's my question. https://t.co/PfcGdm4IhS @gngrgeek I embraced that in my early 20s - I'm passed that.Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing? https://t.co/T8V4jfC0gr
Retweeted by James ChapmanConsidering buying a dust mop. What pitfalls do I need to avoid before investing?
6/11
2020
@HoylesFitness ooh dear....not having that... @HoylesFitness I've seen hickory's are doing takeaway....need to get on that.. @HoylesFitness Davenport chippy....same people that do the one at the Boulevard by hazel grove station - wonder if thats open tooIt happens to the French too, it seems. https://t.co/4FY974XSIn @eugeneh84 Never touch the stuff. Bit Chorlton, that. @eugeneh84 not after my failed experiment. Just fish and chips, Eug. Orange tango on the side going down a bloody treat too.FIRST FISH AND CHIPS IN 3 MONTHS KLAXON @jamescrawford back in my days as a recruitment scumbag I had a major client in the north west who mysteriously tur… https://t.co/MbwBMe1q93Russia needs to work on MS Paint skills. Mind you this account only opened a week ago, so that's not much time to p… https://t.co/JfsXrCCZ0j @jonnyshire yeah its tosh....."Overdub" made it. Was from a good few years back. Slightly better version here https://t.co/eni5uyxYMk @jonnyshire I see that and raise you this https://t.co/wxwzPK0gTs @HoylesFitness can I pop down for a socially distanced snoop at some point??
6/10
2020
@TheHodge same when you see a union jack hung in the window of someone's house. Or worse from a flagpole they've in… https://t.co/uhEC6acaKg @jamesdoleman do my cousin vinny @rhysjamesy this is my favourite @Coldwar_Steve yetAyo @LedbyDonkey can you spare a few quid to get this on a billboard outside basement kid's house? https://t.co/vHnI2a1yqkWell this is embarrassing. https://t.co/d6q0XCVsFq
Retweeted by James ChapmanClose down your fucking radio station for starters. https://t.co/51OXcoE96p#journorequest People who have a basic grasp of Latin and who work in Currys
6/9
2020
@karate_barbie same goes for crumble. Happy to have it pure. @karate_barbie It's a good question, I'm glad you asked. I prefer to have my fruit based desserts neat. Not a big… https://t.co/fkY37N9FL7The death of 20,000 slaves boiled down to "flawed, but aren't we all" https://t.co/OcsdPU1bCF @matt_davies have unfortunately seen that. Mental. @shanejones probably had the microwave set to defrost tooHaha fucking hell this can't be serious https://t.co/peNGCLjmYfI've got an apple strudel that's been in the freezer for the past 3 weeks and if you think that I'm not having it f… https://t.co/UgfNqDRJ7U
6/8
2020

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