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might get back into the simping game and show these boys how it's really done
11/24
2020
@JTayy_ r/wallstreetbets im broke now
11/23
2020
@JTayy_ hush joshuaFunny how more than half of my closest pals immediately accused me of selling drugs when I got my Porsche.
11/22
2020
wish I was rich so that I could live on a diet of pussy cocaine and alcoholTry playing tinder on hard mode by putting "I don't like dogs" in your bio. Or if you're up for a challenge, try pl… https://t.co/RnqI477sza
11/21
2020
Had a dream where I was a teacher. An angry teacher. The other teachers did not like me. Their hate only fuelled my… https://t.co/4WAVTCRViU
11/20
2020
@JackSlackMMA i mean, i will, but because i chose to be horny, not because you told me tome: pink, where are you right now? pink: im in my bedroom why? Among Us public lobbies are something else...mfs will get a gf and still be depressed like what @JonahJoner who r ubitch can unfollow me but cant unswallow me
11/19
2020
bleib bei deiner linie und gib gas im schneeimagine fuckin someone whos actually into you and doesnt just pity you oof need me a freak like dat
11/18
2020
mfs will have a setup like this just to go and camp on admin table https://t.co/kz9XW8T4BtPatient: How bad is it, Doc? Dr. Silver-Lining: Well, look at this way, you're 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 a hook... @matwatsoncars @AudiUKPress The wheels look like they belong on a bionicle
11/17
2020
life is simple. it's about friends, family, love, and vibing as hard as this absolute legend https://t.co/ShBrh81BFM
11/16
2020
WTF I just remembered Toothless the dragon was there tooJust had another dream and this one was a lot less weird but I must speak to a game developer immediately about thi… https://t.co/JDNSVhp2Ql
11/15
2020
https://t.co/0JqDoM0ZEahi i just dropped the entire toilet roll down the toiletgo go gadget cumshotI've been thinking about this dream for half an hour it's 4am holy fuckJust had a dream which if I told the people involved, would absolutely be met with a lot of "what the fUCK" and hon… https://t.co/Q7wM0OWiL9
11/14
2020
hmu if u sound like a lexus lfa in bed
11/13
2020
someone slide into this mans dms, he owns a porsche! https://t.co/DeZro4Z78v
Retweeted by Danny @JTayy_ @vohlii why not her WHY NOT HER JOSHid actually fucken love for an e girl to ruin my life rnyer da safely ejects usb sticksjust increased the size of my usb stick from 2 megabytes to 14000 megabytes and honestly this is my weirdest tweet of the day @ScottMBrownlee @ToyotaPR Sports cars turned off-roaders are awesome @goisyy thats going in the header @_Danaldinho i wish i could see what was going on inside your head before you write these out
Retweeted by Dannywonder if my grandma would wanna go to a lil wayne concert with meGod my twittah has been fucken fiyah today likeJust been thinking about how if I was a lass I'd deffo put my back out tryna get my ass on the front page of tiktok @JTayy_ hakuna matata to you toowhy dont i have more followersI hope this pandemic blows over soon so we can get more whack ass rappers making shit tier songs that somehow just… https://t.co/2oJa6Neg2uAin't nothing like when you put vanilla ice cream on ya chest let it melt down to ya genitals
11/11
2020
Me when I figure out who the imposter is after seeing them vent and stab someone: https://t.co/OJtnlkp98yImagine if we named other games the same way we named Minecraft. Call of Duty would be called Shootdie. Assassin's… https://t.co/V3mkLsqlEc
11/10
2020
@PlatinumPerry Then prove it and stop tweeting about it.
11/7
2020
sorry sluts cocktober is overT.I. is underrated and under appreciated
11/6
2020
No nut November has been a lot easier since by ceiling mirror fell off :(idc this is my best tweet everMe, when the Krispy Kreme drive thru attendant asks what I want https://t.co/LVU8BER1ziSome lass on sc posted "never been so scared and upset in my life" on their story with a hospital in the background… https://t.co/w2WY0iElq1
11/5
2020
@thfcAlex14 Ignition just slaps too hard, nothing you can do about it really @thfcAlex14 https://t.co/iv4Ae8VEhf
11/4
2020
On discord I mentioned how I explain all my tattoos to people with a "it's personal" so I don't have to explain the… https://t.co/Pv4msrixo0Honestly I'm really worried right now. I'm not sure how I'm gonna get through another lockdown without banging a sp… https://t.co/DtjFzwLJXr
11/3
2020
@PlatinumPerry sir, this is a wendys
11/2
2020
Once you start getting accustomed to the insanity that is Among Us public lobbies, there's nothing life can through… https://t.co/AIfY1edZgd @btsportufc https://t.co/bNqhcfg0NT
11/1
2020
"As you can see from this B&Q Dulux colour palette, we're fucked" #ToryIncompetenceSee, you've gotta look on the bright side. Now, I can blame my lack of sex having on the new national lockdown and… https://t.co/n4nZTWr7DB
10/31
2020
Started replaying AC2. Story is great, game play is fun, CONSTANT CRASHES ARE FUCKEN AMAZING, characters are interesting. Enjoying it all.i love this way too much why he move like dat https://t.co/JeSKCnHujh @DustinPoirier The salon quality trim is the source of his power, can't ever get rid of it.Just spent the past 20 minutes role-playing as a Porsche 911 in Among Us, so yeah, I guess you could say I'm winning in life. @fabiangib loooool no way this happened, poor HenryI still think Lil Wayne is one of the greatest rappers ever, if not the greatest. Has nothing to do with his politi… https://t.co/gOP8znBUnl
10/30
2020
All the cars I want right now have stupid high road tax and get 9 miles per gallon because I hate myself apparently.
10/29
2020
Solo imposter'd two games in a row holy fuck I'm such a GOD.https://t.co/RZGKOtXWDu
10/28
2020
I'm actually upset I'm not the one who made this (Reddit: https://t.co/YcOSJ2HLZn) https://t.co/dHwE8Sy4BU
Retweeted by Danny
10/27
2020
Wish someone had warned me about all the pussy I would get before I became a Redditor. @MKBHD I miss when OnePlus had just one phone and it was just a near stock android spec champ.
10/26
2020
humans were meant to poo naked and if you don't believe this then you're the reason that it's called the *theory* of evolution @NateDiaz209 absolute tweet gremlinhi khabib nurmagomedov is the greatest mma fighter of all time thank you
10/25
2020
@JackSlackMMA yeah wheres the tibau rematch, right slacky?Just how good is Al Iaquinta? #ufc254Khabib is the goat. #ufc254Gaethje already got knee'd in the head, he ran away, and got taken down, dominated on the ground, and looked at the… https://t.co/mTPCqy2teXGaethje doesn't have better striking than Poirier or McGregor, and he doesn't have better wrestling than Khabib, bu… https://t.co/RcYhC62C1S29-0 let's go baby #ufc254 #khabibnurmagomedov #khabibvsgaethje @TheProspectMMA If you kept up that pace from round one in the second half of round two and all of three, you would… https://t.co/gQJWm5fHeO @btsportufc https://t.co/00ZzsdjTjDWhy didn't anyone tell her that she isn't Tony Ferguson? Whomst gave her the right to throw an elbow like that damn #UFC254
10/24
2020
@btsportufc @Leon_edwardsmma Damn that'd be crazy if rankings meant anything
10/23
2020
No one: Swedish cokehead: *snjört*This might just be my new favourite tweet ever https://t.co/Y293wsknYf @SirFroge https://t.co/9viF3ulL7i @ufc So the intern couldn't spell Khabib's last name huh?Standard among us lines of questioning: Where were you? Did you see anyone? Are you alone? Are you high right now?… https://t.co/Ik8KB5EAt0hell yeah bk we on the same page 👅👅 https://t.co/CeSxAFxDZ0feel like shit just want tinie tempah to release another banger xx
10/22
2020
I still don't know how this wasn't the end of it #ToriesOut https://t.co/SVWDGQxZ0RJust remembered about how I had a dream about having a cocaine addiction, neat. @Justin_Gaethje @DustinPoirier boi shut yo diamond-beaten ass upnothing like celebrating this momentous occasion by getting ghosted #InternationalAssDay
10/20
2020
@thfcAlex14 Honestly doing this just hits differenta fucken hate french montana me
10/19
2020
g eazy telling me hes gonna steal my girl in every song just screams insecure tbhremember folks, you may be stupid, but you're not as stupid as the person who decided to name his pet llama somethi… https://t.co/j83MKNpQiS @thfcAlex14 u come to inspect some samples here often?
10/18
2020

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