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@BenSloan85 What’s the best @JamieJulieEaton @TheRock @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris I’m sure they have JamieChampion potential https://t.co/5G28YguHXa
9/27
2020
ALL THE FUCKING ANIMALS CHEEREDThey just get worse and worse https://t.co/ZTMEozI2nn @piersmorgan Never seen so many DHOTYA tags on one post in my lifeDesperate to win this year you are Piers https://t.co/nDfX9LhCd8
9/26
2020
Isn’t gonna happen of the year awards https://t.co/OtGfBeEaGBWhy make this up though https://t.co/c3bPAu14W3
9/22
2020
Not a fucking chance https://t.co/ia4FqBsa2c @_DHOTYA https://t.co/3Hk4jbJF6s
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9/20
2020
@AnfieIdBiker @indykaila @LFC He won’t feature at the end of the year, I try and avoid bringing brands into DHOTYA… https://t.co/kdp3zHI1QE @indykaila @LFC Ok lad
9/17
2020
@Ianblackford_MP Who was it then Ian
9/16
2020
Proper contender https://t.co/acOoZ8exMj @patrick_kidd @BrianStark3ER Bless
9/15
2020
Never thought I’d ever have to nominate Hulk Hogan But here we are in 2020, with Hulk Hogan making shit up to supp… https://t.co/xITolTmZukContext from DHOTYA2019 https://t.co/CIR74VTKsZWas it Chris Eubank? https://t.co/uJMaUIAhcL
9/7
2020
@StreamOfIceberg Best not to even try and convince twitter @StateOfLinkedIn @HaydenEvz Same owner, different content creator basicallyHorrific https://t.co/FYgQ8HJ1Hl
9/2
2020
@Brooke_Smedley For all the confused people about the RT from DHOTYA, it’s just to support the fundraiser not because it’s all a lie ahaha @NyaweToons Ahah just trying to give some support to a fundraiserFrom the mouths of babes... https://t.co/kYfq1Lvi5E.@_DHOTYA #thingsthatdidnthappen https://t.co/PDZMvGVhlx
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9/1
2020
Damn that’s a nice trophy https://t.co/lwye3sHahL
8/29
2020
@georgewalker18 Was submitted this wayAlso would work well on @_StateOfFBWe even got the round of applause https://t.co/7XQihonI1W
8/24
2020
@Brooke_Smedley HackedWould do well in a Goosebumps book, but not on a lie detector https://t.co/NrHsz9lcZu
8/19
2020
Winner? https://t.co/FRJFa6rRc9
8/18
2020
What a comment 😂 https://t.co/8qBFhQnFhG
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8/13
2020
@dave_scott23 @_StateOfFB TonightActually gonna take this chance to shamelessly plug my new account @_StateOfFB that you should definitely followWould make a good comedy sketch Robert, shame that it didn’t happen in reality though https://t.co/gri0HqNHl4
8/12
2020
@Josh_T95 I swear that was the name of a 2018 entry9 year olds are always the most inspirational 👀 https://t.co/7jVo7EKzki
8/10
2020
Worth pointing out the DHOTYA is the second pic - the first is for contextA short story https://t.co/zvtvTPmTr1**NEW EPISODE** This week we discuss things that didn’t happen, featuring a fantastic interview with @HarryBarnes1https://t.co/wiULbdVz5I
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8/7
2020
@monzo @danzwinn @whymycariswet We all know it’s Morrison’s anyway
8/6
2020
@indykaila Can @KFC_UKI confirm? If not, good luck in December
8/4
2020
@jcanham1986 ❤️❤️❤️ love you Jason @Immobileismydad No she doesn’t Jamie, naughty. https://t.co/DKy0j3F33h @indykaila We’re hereBaa baa baa, silly old sheep https://t.co/YlnI67eVTT
8/3
2020
@tonydpoison @Jon_Pearce_ @HarryWinks Happy to take the L if you’ve got itThese girls don’t exist... do they? (cc: @HarryWinks) https://t.co/U3QdQCurFT
7/31
2020
@JamieKav86 @DiyWest Not sure, I haven’t had Cartoon Network on for years @JamieKav86 @DiyWest Damn I miss DexterGood morning x https://t.co/9OWbsSVqbk
7/30
2020
£10 says you didn’t https://t.co/IcXX8WGmnM @KChimaev @TheNotoriousMMA You’ll do nothin“The voiceless” by Anon “Short shorts” by Bashlyn “Pasta” by Rob “Clapped” by Jenny https://t.co/Y4NGaQlbew“Scottish Gammon” by Joe “Vascular lab” by anon “Magats” by Wendy “Dickheads” by Amy https://t.co/5vHsW9rNPP“Coco Pops” by Nicola “Kissed a Tory” by Anon “The roof” by Tom Zanetti “NHS” by Alana https://t.co/one5kDFpUiRecap of some of the best #DHOTYA2020 entries so far. “100m” by Britney Spears “Racist” by Steve “Exit polls in Io… https://t.co/t06iDypnE8 @EssexPR You’d always get them @EssexPR Should get @coleandersonJ to reenact this one @0112ricki WowwwwI know there’ll be some TL;DR crowd but trust me, give it a read“With respect”, this can’t be real surely https://t.co/bagHITTp0fFuck the uniform https://t.co/UpFJRPBh8o @shitwhiteknight Damn you got me all self conscious nowSorry I’ve been away for a couple weeks or so, time to get going again, only 5 months or so until the awards @YahYah_Gunn Yeah, can somebody infiltrate this group please?Back with a banger https://t.co/zKlwvHKaZ9
7/29
2020
@BillGates Bill wtf
7/15
2020
You might remember a couple months ago we posted @rubyelizabeth’s effort to raise £35k for surgery Hundreds of you… https://t.co/v7O7WBI28N
7/14
2020
Not today, anon https://t.co/ARn0bkHlge
7/13
2020
@JoanneIsherwood @LukeS1991 @matty_benson @example It’s the same old you, the same old me, you get bored and I get cold feet
7/12
2020
Everyone nodded https://t.co/vWo8u6ukBp
7/10
2020
@vickyford This has gone down well
7/9
2020
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve retrospectively awarded @piersmorgan the #DHOTYA2004 award. https://t.co/Q9vNh0DodW @Author_DJ_T @piersmorgan @GMB @GerardBattenUK It’s cool - you’ve not got away with it though 😂A short story 🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/sYUNa1r69c @Author_DJ_T @piersmorgan @GMB @GerardBattenUK Or you could look at the last tweet I did before this one? @piersmorgan @GMB At least your handwriting is improving PiersPiers Morgan is desperate to win this year https://t.co/RYnWfBGlMyA COVID special https://t.co/XxswHde81Y
7/5
2020
I’m a @ManUtd fan myself but you’re not getting any Liverpool fans saying this https://t.co/AhlcdqeHK4
7/4
2020
@piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @LBC Hi Piers, thanks for your entry into #DHOTYA2020. Just wondering when I can get th… https://t.co/BinLOcfsafYes mate I’m sure she did https://t.co/GoSkzyw0UD
7/3
2020
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7/2
2020
@NathOdell @DhotyaShield They need to grow upContext: https://t.co/CR5GZhiYiqAlex Hern has exposed yesterday’s DHOTYA entrant as a fraud So that crazy thread that we all knew couldn’t be true… https://t.co/TU2XHobFXV
7/1
2020
Facebook always produces https://t.co/ffNxiZG173
Retweeted by Didn’t Happen of the Year AwardsThe Chronicles of RS ArcherThis tweet: Could’ve happened ✅ This thread: Absolutely no chance ❌ https://t.co/0Iqo9IgHsq @Connorbell21 Good timing of this 😂Facebook always produces https://t.co/ffNxiZG173
6/30
2020
@RalfLittle @HarryBarnes1 @akh_zil @bethyy13 Knew it was a mistake following you on my personal account
6/23
2020
@owenl_ thanks for this oneThis shit is ridiculous https://t.co/hj40Zdm7gMWhen DHOTYA entries from 2018 make it onto LinkedIn unironically in 2020. CC: @StateOfLinkedIn https://t.co/OOKUioaxRd
6/22
2020
They didn’t tell @Lord_Sugar to grow up when he was selling sweets in the playground for 50p extra 😂 https://t.co/E3b9stUklp
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6/20
2020

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