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James @_DistantViewing England, United Kingdom

Don't be a prisoner of convention, let your boundless mind be free. ❤

2,939 Following   932 Followers   5,790 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/27/19


Simple but awesome... https://t.co/3Q0hvY9ofN
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6/1
2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of six now. One of them isn't Happy.
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5/31
2020
Wooow How?? https://t.co/02yVZd9XA3
Retweeted by JamesKiwi really isn’t a fan of bath time (kiwi.the.shibe / IG) https://t.co/3ISAqnX6Bs
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5/30
2020
@ArtIsMyPorn 🤣 @ArtIsMyPorn I can't vote until I know if there is a risk of the sex robot becoming sentient then beating people to… https://t.co/AhsARxhxsdIndia detains a Pakistani spy pigeon, suspecting it could be used in a military coo.
Retweeted by James @ArtIsMyPorn Great smile 🙂❤👍 @holly Good luck Holly ❤👍I'm liking the new linux security measures https://t.co/ou0AAE3Ny0 @chrizmillr https://t.co/4B6KdqALgz
Retweeted by JamesSufficient data worldwide now exists to conclude that, to date, the UK has the highest rate of excess deaths in the… https://t.co/I7ovICRLWl
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5/28
2020
@Independent These guys have their finger on the pulse nothing getting past them. https://t.co/PPrX39umBlHe knows exactly what he's doing 😂 https://t.co/mhLnEaRIhM
Retweeted by JamesFrom the moment we brought him home as a young puppy, Bertie has only known doting love ❤️ Our hearts are breaking… https://t.co/dJQ2SxIlKC
Retweeted by James @Beany_1 #BorisGotDominated @KatyFBrand Other than the torture and reprogramming in Russia 🤫
5/27
2020
@DPJHodges Mum knows best @Ciara87C You could use a pen to place two dots above the wound. Then draw two lines from the wound and post a picture of a finger vampire.Cummings said he warned about i.a. corona virus in 2019. Thing is, he didn't. References to SARS and corona virus… https://t.co/ydcvPLRFq1
Retweeted by JamesBarnard Castle. That's a site for sore eyes.
Retweeted by James @Douglas4Moray You, Sir, are a legend. 👏👏👏
5/26
2020
@80_mcswan It's a mildly entertaining story, if he gets sacked he might get a job on jackanory. Could be improved w… https://t.co/fAmEjb9kr7Dominic Cummings should be sacked for poor timekeeping. You're not on flexi time, mate. @GwynnethS @ben_machell @indiaknight @michaelhogan He'll never win, I've seen his tweets of truck stop food he eats 😂https://t.co/2MT7UwB06U
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5/25
2020
The target test is available at https://t.co/PyTGe5E425Here is the page for the session. https://t.co/bE5nKDejlM #paranormal #remoteviewing #psychicFull remote viewing session recorded. https://t.co/GW4tuDRHuTKnight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger https://t.co/7C6Gq6Kn5u
Retweeted by JamesTry out the remote viewing target test. Check out this video explaining it. https://t.co/8AoGAyyttoI created a video to explain one of the strangest remote viewing experiences I've had. https://t.co/2rBzrSOyMo https://t.co/XhejtO5fAISalam Aidilfitri from my family to yours! 🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/0cp9pO2dIf
Retweeted by JamesWait for his smile at the end! https://t.co/MTUDogzevk
Retweeted by JamesHere’s a poem called ‘Dominic Cummings: The Lockdown Tour’. https://t.co/nnbOyccDfA
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5/24
2020
@OliverDowden Nice story, you should check out the three little pigs.
5/23
2020
@perkleberry Good rate, next time you want your car washed give me a shout 😋 @LauraMStuart9 @MakeWhiteBabies Weird blocked too, wasn't even aware of it until your message.“Croquet?” #janeygodleyvoiceover catch me on tour https://t.co/eT2ppleupZ https://t.co/whHR9NjPwD
Retweeted by JamesOh no, this is the worst thing since.... I don't even know. https://t.co/TGfLs2DP1i
Retweeted by JamesIf you squint at this picture you can see the Pinocchio nose https://t.co/yEz7OJgl4l
Retweeted by JamesGreat.. https://t.co/H90InTmloU
Retweeted by James @realDonaldTrFan Hahaha everytime I read one of these tweets I have to do a double take @AlsBoy @ArtIsMyPorn @keefeglise beware of the squirrelCan you imagine the emotional state Keith must have been in to warrant this https://t.co/bDPEcFScz8
Retweeted by JamesWild seals have the cutest way of playing with this scuba diver 💙 https://t.co/s00BhGT15s
Retweeted by James @keefeglise I tried to beat them but they got away. Maybe next time.
5/22
2020
@hassan_akkad Legend 👍 Good to see you happy! You all deserve it, no question.I hope you can help me get this message across to the British public. https://t.co/FPoCmbO9Yy
Retweeted by James @MerielMyers No I'd share it with the world. I think you've spent too long listening to Trump and Boris. @juliaharrison On the bright side it was good practice, the next version will be better. 👍😂😋 @dodo What an amazing lady ❤Watch this baby rhino snuggle with the woman who rescued him — and fall in love with her cat ❤️🦏 https://t.co/n2tyBecDMo
Retweeted by James @juliaharrison What happened? 😯 @DrewLawDesign OneI hope you can help my get this message delivered to Mr, PM @BorisJohnson https://t.co/xUDl1rBPmu
Retweeted by JamesWe didn’t need to have #Eurovision to know that #Iceland won @julia_hills @paul_clarkson1 #Eurovision2020 https://t.co/YsEeWVA3ng
Retweeted by James @Green_Eyes__00 It's an interesting watch and very entertaining. Worth a look but I was suggesting taking up hacking 😂 @Green_Eyes__00 Have you seen Mr Robot? Could be a hobby. @Vitt2tsnoc I know some people have already suggested meditation. When doing it try to generate a feeling of love o… https://t.co/orug4geduiTips for you... https://t.co/BuW1XCWXNt
Retweeted by James @SgtVanHelsing @organicsi Let me know the shop location. I'll put a 999 call in so that the station can turn up wit… https://t.co/mjSSoqwE0E @WillGav No words. Feel numb. 😶McDonalds Drive-Thru opened in Sutton today, here's the queue... https://t.co/MN0pZ1Z0dW
Retweeted by James @JamesHarrisNow In the scale of expanding and contracting universes, it will be a mere blip, my friend. @FbpeReynard It's like living in the twilight zone at the moment.And Britain is not racist. okay https://t.co/jFG2PmzFIy
Retweeted by James1) The UK government keep justifying their decision to reopen schools by saying they are mirroring Denmark who have… https://t.co/wcvHBXqizM
Retweeted by James @Nigel_Farage I've just got one question. Was the maroon jumper under that coat? @barrytobebarry This must be an old picture not a single person has a face mask. In a crowd that size I'd expect a… https://t.co/EadblJDtLK @BirkMatt It didn't sink because it was badly designed. It sunk because they crashed it. @AuthorMonika Farage, he'd have a seat on a migrant boat heading to Turkey. @poweredbymeows He might have been trying to cool it off after a furious dildo session
5/21
2020
@EllueTravel That's a funny looking book you're reading @WestminsterWAG Don't be too hard on Sarah. It's all relative. If normal is seeing Gove on a cocaine bender then a… https://t.co/8WmMwMZgyWI Feel Priti https://t.co/I0hEZ7O6GS
Retweeted by JamesAs it’s Wednesday, here’s a little reminder Robert! #peston @itvpeston @Peston https://t.co/4wYlBU65Xq
Retweeted by James @ejwwest @Jim_Cornelius It’s per hectolitre. The Sun journalists are clueless. A hectolitre is 100 litres. So th… https://t.co/dHio8lDw6F
Retweeted by James @steven_dor @MFCheeseFries Hahaha 🤣 @afneil @GMB Sorry washing my hair @LiamFox Great we're only the fourth worst in the world. I'm sure all the families of the dead will be consoled. @MattChorley Why do they need cubicles? They just need a good helmet. I suggest all members of parliament wear a f… https://t.co/fvfWu4RImJ
5/20
2020
Describe your politics with 4 people https://t.co/OgR5eKs8lQ https://t.co/HAftXKoi63 @EllueTravel I thought that old bridge was damaged in beetlejuice @BrainJumble Pass the book @vodkanopants When I was suffering from terrible mental problems I visited an Abbott of a Buddhist monastery. I don… https://t.co/Jr9wMmidWL @WrongJill Such a touching message, brought a tear to my eye
5/19
2020
@markoftheD Four at once but it's a they flicker so I think my eye is twitching lolSo you’re a CEO trying to run a business from your study. Your husband’s looking after the kids for the afternoon,… https://t.co/4lvDJ4ZkWx
Retweeted by Jamesthis is the future of entertainment https://t.co/DXSKxdib2y
Retweeted by JamesIntroducing the cuddle curtain #lockdown #COVID19 # https://t.co/n4zxYgX8zB
Retweeted by James @SnowiBee Only for the duration of the bank job. @keefeglise A bit of nipple exposure for the start of the week. One can only imagine what will happen for Friday! @Beemerkopf Happy birthday to you 🥳 @AdamCSharp We need to unite as a global community around the little monkey's bollock @International names for the @ symbol: 8. Alpha twirl (Norwegian) 7. Strudel (Hebrew) 6. Little dog (Russian) 5. Mo… https://t.co/ZieWeDd4WM
Retweeted by JamesBe the reason someone believes in the goodness of people
Retweeted by Jamestoday in New Zealand our kids can go back to school because we have a compassionate government and we listen to sci… https://t.co/QwbYdRLThP
Retweeted by James @juliaharrison That's usually the problem 😋
5/18
2020

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