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Elle Osmani @_ElleOhElle_ Sunnydale, CA

Team Osmani Co-Captain 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Voted Most Likely To Call For Tech Support 🤯 Not A Robot 🤖 Probably Cylon 💖She/Her

350 Following   954 Followers   7,136 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/28/12


@addyosmani @____lighthouse https://t.co/0K67ehuJ2J @addyosmani https://t.co/ttqte3GWFF
12/6
2019
Thank you @Lizzo for spending 3355 minutes (55 hrs) with me this year on Spotify, giving me the Juice to get throug… https://t.co/aupH1IzWIU @FLoizides I think Canada/Mexico may take half time, but I’m not sure they would allow me to get on a plane with an… https://t.co/p5rXvkImmPSo, more than anything, what really pisses me off is that we both had drastic versions of what “eighteen twenty sev… https://t.co/PezWmeGKrBOr if you ever glued together a cut to avoid paying thousands for stitches 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ I have two scars & a numb tingl… https://t.co/fHw6GAhJ67raise your hand if you’ve ever told someone with a broken toe to tape it to their other toe to save them the debt t… https://t.co/ORpjWYQQeYNote: the ambulance remark was meant to be snark. My daughter is fine, but I’ve been a parent without a car and wit… https://t.co/tlOBlCyC6QMy daughter bumped her head tonight, and I had to take her to the ER, where she got Tylenol, & I kept an eye on her… https://t.co/WtNmETueCB
12/5
2019
@addyosmani @ChromeDevTools https://t.co/0qC64ESpCU @addyosmani @ChromeDevTools https://t.co/pmEWKK9XPc
12/1
2019
@schutzsmith I would also have accepted “Evil Genius” 😉
11/29
2019
@addyosmani It’s okay, Heaven’s got you covered if the lights go out. They hooked her up too. https://t.co/5hfsGJRIjNSince no one ever seems to read the tag past their own name, I started gifting from celebs, companies, and fictiona… https://t.co/xj7m0MiABQ
11/28
2019
Reid Arthur- who goes to George Fox University, a Christian university, coming out to his school to @taylorswift13https://t.co/Er9EjSj6iG
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniIt was a little over a year ago that we adopted Elvira from DPS, and we’re so happy they helped us find her a littl… https://t.co/W1T6cd0ekM
11/24
2019
@addyosmani https://t.co/XX1aCvczMx @addyosmani https://t.co/nTJy5c0pNI @addyosmani https://t.co/bCc57XSqGw
11/22
2019
@addyosmani https://t.co/lIBCf9Uh3xwhen i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it un… https://t.co/t7LKeDunAA
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11/12
2019
@addyosmani https://t.co/q8kDU6Y3q2 @addyosmani @ChromeDevTools https://t.co/9465jVLDr9 @addyosmani https://t.co/eGQH5nO2jw @addyosmani https://t.co/Y2eOjGzua4 @addyosmani https://t.co/R4URWXgafM @addyosmani https://t.co/YuBlke5yQv
11/11
2019
COOLEST SPEAKER GIFT ALERT!! Thanks for helping these children in their education, @oredev ♥️🤗 https://t.co/cT1UfoA9j8
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11/9
2019
My daughter: is it spelled gray or grey? Me: Depends who you ask.
11/6
2019
@cotufa82 Reminds me of the time some guy gave my kids a potato. The reactions were mixed. 😆 https://t.co/aMR33evtKz
11/5
2019
@rachelnabors Thanks for the cookie, it changed my life with its blueberry goodness! 💙💙 https://t.co/53iKurbX5e
11/2
2019
Twitterverse, I'm a Lymphoma patient with Type 1 Diabetes. My insurance doesn't cover much of what I need. If you k… https://t.co/4ToHsCBGcI
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniDiana is a pro. I'd honestly pay money to have her follow me around all day if she was closer to me/wouldn't charge… https://t.co/71rkrDOscT
Retweeted by Elle Osmani @gauntface @addyosmani @jennylg Someone asked for a photo with him at Googleween, and it took me longer than it sho… https://t.co/sYCycDRHng @nekrtemplar @addyosmani @jennylg Thanks, Arthur! If you ever need spooky nail art, I got you 😉 💅🎃 @jennylg @addyosmani I was feeling like a zombie, so I fell asleep first last night. Hope y’all had a wonderful time with lots of treats. 💖👻
11/1
2019
Did my nails for Halloween. As a right-handed amateur, I don’t hate it. 💅 https://t.co/lA8Moq33fG
10/30
2019
"take these history books with a grain of salt as they focus primarily on white western males." — miss grotke, di… https://t.co/SeLyuqVtD9
Retweeted by Elle Osmani @addyosmani https://t.co/y78RcM8H6oWe're hiring for Software Engineers on Chrome's Lighthouse (Mountain View, California). If you love dev tooling, dr… https://t.co/LbAcA2tmk4
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10/29
2019
SINCE NOBODY SEES THIC PICTURE OF MY COUSIN THAT I HAVE POSTED A MILLION TIMES I WILL POST IT A MILLION MORE TIMEs… https://t.co/5dw9xohehG
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10/28
2019
these winds are terrible for the fires burning in our area. on that topic, a group of people who are going to be v… https://t.co/9EbSrfGSMT
Retweeted by Elle Osmani @editingemily Emails from my community manager: 1 pm “We might lose power” 2 “They say we won’t be affected” 2:30 “… https://t.co/SPqAxhkJxq
10/27
2019
Y’all hoes ain’t ready for Halloween until u sing truth hurts in the style of the Hocus Pocus witches and that’s on… https://t.co/T9eCf9ywQb
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10/25
2019
Solidarity with the Oakland Teachers and community members who shut down the Oakland school board meeting tonight.… https://t.co/xFtU8F60r1
Retweeted by Elle Osmani"There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced with great glee that I was going to… https://t.co/16e25mSe4K
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10/24
2019
@KrystinaArielle Damn, some people really can’t enjoy a beautiful baby and a caring mama, like they were raised by wolves or something.
10/23
2019
@ksylor https://t.co/KwBDmJo4LL @addyosmani https://t.co/kRIsI41se2Scene: Knowing I’m allergic to raspberries, Mr O brings me assorted chocolates from Germany. Mr O: How are they?… https://t.co/tNU6bOHOaV @ksylor Preach! You are a super mom. I hope you drank one for me. Go big & go home 😉💖 (I did another bake sale this Friday.)Bread porn https://t.co/mPQA8BNe5n
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10/21
2019
@ksylor That’s amazing! You deserve a nap 💖
10/20
2019
“Ima tell you right right now, girl, we ain’t bipity bopity booin shit up in here. Now you wanna go to this raggedy… https://t.co/EXA2iG38ds
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Retweeted by Elle OsmaniLike a leprechaun? https://t.co/XNKM376iuV
10/15
2019
My daughter's fundraising for the Scouts! https://t.co/B4kBWlL1c3 We'd love your support. Sales include a donation… https://t.co/OR2Lwwhatf
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10/14
2019
Me: You promised to shave your head at 3k, and we’re nearly there...What if you shave your head before or during yo… https://t.co/JTEvhE56hH @addyosmani Y’all he didn’t even say he’s promised to shave his head at 3k and get a tattoo at 10k. This is false a… https://t.co/6k9Z32qDlD
10/13
2019
@NikkitaFTW @AlxSavage In that case, I promise not to run away with your spouse. 😉💖 (In the mountains, so crossing… https://t.co/WCNV1yEs0j @_jayphelps Unless they call you “Jack,” then it’s totally legit.Went camping this weekend and woke up half frozen. https://t.co/VMeuFRBZt0
10/12
2019
@NikkitaFTW @AlxSavage That’s amazing! Congrats 💖🎉 @l3glesswonder Nope, but it’s a decent sized community, and there are disabled people and those with health problem… https://t.co/1UpT4COa0L"The judge declined to impose more sweeping changes that he’d earlier floated, including requiring PG&E to inspect… https://t.co/o1eOwj8wAI
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniHello everyone who's mystified by all the blackout posts coming from California's #Powerpocalypse , here's an explainer thread:
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniSilicon Valley: We love dark mode on our apps, put it everywhere! PG&E: DARK MODE YOU SAY.... Northern California… https://t.co/4OrhcU6Fol
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniHeard a few hrs ago we might lose power at 8. I’m about to have an anxiety attack waiting for it to go off, but ou… https://t.co/T5QrHDje5L @estellevw I liked our daughter’s suggestion of a tattoo of a face on his face. 😉 @MisterOctoberAZ @ladyleet That’s a “sticker” I used to cover up my apt # the post office wrote on there, but I agree! 👻 @ladyleet 💖💖💖 https://t.co/KgFcuVMbdc
10/10
2019
@JemYoung Eh, he’s not the worst. 😉Thank you so much @ladyleet for the spooktacular surprise! It’s boo-tiful! 👻💖 https://t.co/xSz8Ww9zH7PG&E: We're going to cut everyone's power off. Us: Who will be affected? PG&E: A lot of people. Us: For how lon… https://t.co/ipRvHstrhh
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10/9
2019
The @hotelsdotcom #LisaFrank flat is a blast from the past. 🦄 🌈 https://t.co/5xfP3d85i1
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniI just cackled unreasonably loud @ "Those are rats" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/YBFYFtdug3
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniShopped at @DICKS this weekend. https://t.co/LuINO9qxm0
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniI can’t stop watching this https://t.co/MNYH2rxdW1
Retweeted by Elle OsmaniFollowing in my footsteps by calling her father out on Twitter, I see. https://t.co/5t6r4Pfpda https://t.co/ElnTbtsJ3C @jilljubs Someone should tell cards against humanity this, so I don’t have to keep chucking cards in the trash.
10/8
2019
Y’know me, writing out replies to people I follow, then thinking the better of it. Social anxiety on social media. https://t.co/V7EjgieAwH
10/7
2019
Quick video of how I made my fog smoke armor for my Ursula pauldrons Fog machine: @AlinaSpoon #CosClouds LED & mi… https://t.co/Ud6s1L3Umk
Retweeted by Elle Osmani"Why is your stomach making weird noises?" Me: https://t.co/NpAmDBxSpm
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10/6
2019
This scene of Joker from the new Scooby Doo show is really cute https://t.co/LfgZ9W9CgW
Retweeted by Elle Osmani @kristoferbaxter You should be thanking Pinterest. I iced them in the shape of a unicorn and made a candy horn for… https://t.co/2A8ENQABcS @LoveAndShalom I love how you dropped this bomb and just walked away in slow motion. https://t.co/L7cIoNwOU3 @kristoferbaxter I highly recommend a coring tool. 💖 https://t.co/hWJVmohfsB https://t.co/13eEqfncDw @ksylor Well...She was the only mom that volunteered, I think, & hey, at least she didn’t say I look tired😉 If it… https://t.co/52Y9THlVwf @sarah_edo Thanks, Sarah! 💖 I can’t have dairy, but Topher assures me they are “really good.” I think I’ll take a nap as compensation. 😉As a mom, I always feel like I’m not doing enough. With school and extracurriculars, it can sometimes be chaotic.… https://t.co/JeF4l79DKLIf your response is: “Wow, gf, you must be tired AF!” “I don’t know that you’re Wonder Woman, but I’ve never seen… https://t.co/m7euZlylzvI made five dozen confetti cupcakes with homemade whipped icing that explode with sprinkles on the inside for my da… https://t.co/5LASjUBop0
10/5
2019
@gauntface She goes to the vet to get vaccinated and have her nails trimmed, so she’s not a fan of the vet. I said… https://t.co/Q5dDS3EPMY
10/4
2019
@ladyleet I almost felt bad for her, because Elvira was nervous and shaky, but then she started growling & lunging.… https://t.co/kHDJudubJpGoing To The Vet, A Dog’s Saga https://t.co/vT14kjbNDf @sharpstef @ladyleet @addyosmani Tell me about it, Stef. 😉 @ladyleet @addyosmani https://t.co/LQf7jeUYIW
10/3
2019

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