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(23/she/her) the first rule of fight club is have fun and be yourself

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Joined Twitter 6/2/12


everyone please join me in loving and affirming elliott page and rejoicing in the now homosexual kiss between ellio… https://t.co/d4o0ws4CEr
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12/2
2020
elliot page didn't get nominated for an oscar for his role in juno for everyone to be calling him "umbrella academy star"
Retweeted by Hollydating me is like pulling a Christmas cracker, shit jokes but a decent bang
Retweeted by HollyU replied to me on insta once pick me x https://t.co/6lAibA1PrRMe in my bunker in the year 2041 making gluten free wood fired pizzas for my two children who have never seen the s… https://t.co/QRCJvZqxy6
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12/1
2020
The other day my brother got Chaucer and Jeffery Epstein mixed up and nothing has ever made me laugh moreAw Lauren 🥺 that’s so kind of u. Right back at u x hope ur doing okay x @kurtisconner I almost ate two slices of toast for lunch todayBoyfriends ordering from small businesses their girlfriends are obsessed with is the energy that fuels me like no other
Retweeted by HollyHonest to god I actually don’t think I know what I even look like anymore. I have such a skewed perspective of my b… https://t.co/c0MgsebodOconcept: give this $99k back to the workers you’ve exploited rather than essentially bribing your customers to trus… https://t.co/izOWnf3ICf
Retweeted by HollyNothing is more shocking than accidentally putting your thong on backwards
11/30
2020
Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the sa… https://t.co/rZk7bffrt4
Retweeted by HollyWhen you get a DM that starts with ‘hi lovely!’ https://t.co/XdRpUonL7r
Retweeted by HollyYllöh https://t.co/kNeooybNWs
11/29
2020
So we’re sound to fly to Dubai or Tenerife but can’t go the pub without ordering a hunters chicken
Retweeted by HollyAnd so it begins rest in peace for tomorrow x https://t.co/M3o9MRAVIU
Retweeted by HollyBrussels Sprouts Were Actually Bad: A Thread When I was a kid, Brussels Sprouts were the go-to joke food when peop… https://t.co/APkJ7alI1j
Retweeted by HollyTried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I… https://t.co/qDB6lEAVsH
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11/26
2020
Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies
Retweeted by HollyI am not looking forward to all the "lose that quarantine weight" New Year bullshit that's about to drop, so here's… https://t.co/2tn02mRA8o
Retweeted by Holly @nicegirlmeg FuckSaddest story ever told: Baby shoes. For sale. Worn a lot but the baby’s dead now
Retweeted by HollyPossibly the only funny piece of news we'll see today: "It is illegal to install structures or art without author… https://t.co/IxfliT0USrHow much do you masturbate during lockdown? https://t.co/XwK3qnGepa
Retweeted by HollyAnimal Crossing villagers outside of Resident Services be like https://t.co/xwYX1iEOIo
Retweeted by Holly @dadwroteaporno I think this is something you should see https://t.co/ddlazJhlO0 @paulbIack @ellendickson I am so sad
11/25
2020
Is it just me, or would anyone else gladly give up Christmas Day to prevent possibly weeks more lockdown or Tier 3?
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11/24
2020
Just something to think about if you’re considering veneers https://t.co/ICaNMWrzjx
Retweeted by HollyThe Neverending Tory https://t.co/qvJG82pMd7No Country For Refugees https://t.co/qvJG82pMd7no one: men: time to be a predator https://t.co/R2rIrOLISbFor dinner tonight I’ve had a bao bun, a beer and a vitamin D tablet so I suppose you could say I’m a vision of healthImagine being a murder victim and looking down from heaven to watch two podcasters interrupt the story of how you w… https://t.co/thr5rsn8A2
Retweeted by HollyThis may be the most adorable headline ever. 😍 https://t.co/wLcm8ABchV
Retweeted by Hollyi still can’t believe this absolute classic of a tweet got deleted https://t.co/dLQfgRaupw
Retweeted by Hollybigots not knowing what a transcriber does is now my lifeblood - this is the 3rd time this has happened, lmfao https://t.co/4vlkuYIFJK
Retweeted by Holly"it gets better" bro its been gradually getting worse for years
Retweeted by HollyPLEASESDXFDKJ https://t.co/M1MF6ffCOU
Retweeted by Hollyyou either learn to drive at 17/18 or you’re pretty xx
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11/23
2020
Yes school sucks but does it swallow
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11/22
2020
"who bullied you?" civil servants: https://t.co/4tsZWryQ6S
Retweeted by Holly @samwlsh (Look @ Woking)People’s favourite chain restaurants by region! https://t.co/Zm3yxajt1o
Retweeted by HollyThe Weakest Link once did a celebrity lookalikes special and it's some of the most cursed shit I've seen in my enti… https://t.co/h2kIm42SZs
Retweeted by Hollypriti’s next job could be in cyber (bullying)
Retweeted by Holly @kardashoon Best couple in the whole world
11/21
2020
i genuinely can’t believe that drake bell changed his name and left the country and became a spanish pop artist what the fuck
Retweeted by Holly @miawaallis They used to have mince meat in them!! They only became sweet things in the recent pastMy landlord everybody 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/ukR27k5pOL
Retweeted by HollyYou mean the iPhone 4 https://t.co/jTJ4WvnaNWIf cyber security be what you seek, Then first you must answer our riddles three https://t.co/ljloIy01Hj
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11/20
2020
Due to recent Tory budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched offOmg look how cute and little I was wtf https://t.co/XAlMRw3jwDi am procrastinating again so here's a pic of me and my tiny coffee cup https://t.co/BVPDJR7EAc
Retweeted by HollyHow is this not a huge story today? https://t.co/Lhu4ewZWjd
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11/19
2020
Is there a drug dealer and influencer convention on in Dubai at the minute?
Retweeted by HollyWHY DOES SONIA LOOK LIKE @brittany_broski I AM SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER HAAHHAHA https://t.co/kX3hxNCRXLbut she caught me on the counter !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 saw me banging on the sofa !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 i e… https://t.co/AlUHdRR8q6
Retweeted by Holly @ASOS 37 days and it’s been more than 37 million job rejection emails for me!There are mice in the rafters of my house and they sound so cute right up until they get fried @sim0nemurphy Every day would b fun if I looked like u
11/18
2020
Beth popping pills to get ready and play chess #QueensGambit https://t.co/EkxT6PoGnR
Retweeted by Hollyhttps://t.co/n2Wg8GkmLL https://t.co/s24qmRYjz1 @SydneyBattle @_holDCA The launch of the new SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket yesterday? Couldn’t imagine it would be anythin… https://t.co/N8GU5kPc2D
Retweeted by Hollywhat do you guys think it is https://t.co/ANEotwGHIz
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11/17
2020
why would instagram, a photo sharing app, replace the notifications section with a shopping tab
Retweeted by HollyDid it for my degree and got a first innit x https://t.co/H5a2QkZ4Ww
11/14
2020
@lotteoneill Bruh literally every timeThis guy on Grindr said he’d pay me $200 to talk to him about my farts so I just spent the last 2 hours going in de… https://t.co/SzMB5hAGtW
Retweeted by Hollyme in 2020 me at reading festival in 2012… https://t.co/tPxNl24v95
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Retweeted by Holly @samwlsh Any press is good pressThis has been a long time coming and I’m very excited to release episode 1 this Sunday! https://t.co/UWUTdZkTpI
Retweeted by HollyOn the news they're talking about the 'prostitutes' Peter Sutcliffe killed. Women. They were women.
Retweeted by HollyEat Out to Help Out Eat Out 2 Help Out Eat Out To Help Out: Yo Sushi Eat & Help Eat Five Eat Out 6 Help Out 7 The Fate of the Helpers E9
Retweeted by Hollya popular coffee shop chain I used to work at made me throw out perfectly good food instead of giving it to a homel… https://t.co/K2iUO0zg7s
Retweeted by HollyIn light of the recent Election Day results it seems my favourite cafe is changing its political stance https://t.co/DHKGKbm3kG
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11/13
2020
@ellxmartin_ Plz send pics of the Polaroids I wanna see ❤️❤️feminist fuckboy on a date https://t.co/WMnxlGPx3z
Retweeted by Holly @ellxmartin_ Oh my god?!! a) I can’t believe it’s been that long b) is forgotten that we were literally assaulted i… https://t.co/Y2o6h9IKW1
11/11
2020
PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS https://t.co/34Q6aTC93T
Retweeted by Holly"they're going to put trackers in this new vaccine i just know it" bro you spend 8 hours a day on your phone you already have a tracker
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11/10
2020
2020: hold my beer https://t.co/c2K2foBsbbWhen ur mum says u can't have McDonalds bc there's food in the house https://t.co/Lchmm7AO6S
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11/8
2020
WE GOT NORMAL RACISM BACK
Retweeted by HollyI was sleeping and woke up to roaring cheers and banging pots and pans in upper Manhattan, looked at my phone and s… https://t.co/y6Qbv1iHDI
Retweeted by HollyGoodbye you great big fat orange fuck headDonald :( https://t.co/I5fdMtNmg9
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11/7
2020
I don’t have too many regrets in life but I really should have worn my retainer as much as I was told to
Retweeted by HollyA whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious. https://t.co/hzWgdh52tI
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Retweeted by Holly @tessellxte Literally! I wouldn’t envy the body of a 15 y/o now, so why do it to myself? Just gotta remember innit x @RightWingWatch well sorry @Eminem for that. But that's the first instrumental track i thought about. https://t.co/5uce3N3GSP
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11/6
2020
@haydnecamina What about thicc peopleThe Baudelaire family trying to beat Olaf: https://t.co/2rkUyuXngd
Retweeted by Holly @funkysoup Let me know what you think!!! @funkysoup Knives out, trust me
11/5
2020

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