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Slightly awkward, professionally sarcastic, amateur foodie. I once gave a TEDx talk #KindnessMatters

12,945 Following   22,607 Followers   108,623 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/8/08


Why is a woman always a whore or a slut when they aren’t liked? I just saw a meme on Facebook about President Elect… https://t.co/nKkuGAgiOD @LauriRottmayer Haha!#MLKDay2021 https://t.co/HFQNnedyGT @LauriRottmayer I don’t know if I have ever bought a can of pumpkin. @BCDodge_me Ooh can’t wait to see them!
1/18
2021
Cooking up some pesto meatballs for a simple roasted garlic & olive oil pasta dinner. #sundaysupper #homecooking https://t.co/ex2aYMjb1v @madmonkey74 I agree! @imogensound @jimrin @briantylercohen I doubt he’d ever mean it lol @VABVOX If he’s indicted can he run?Yes! https://t.co/0Q8gYSqnuf @jimrin @briantylercohen Oooh I like this idea. Imagine if Trump had to Tweet there was no widespread election frau… https://t.co/hQZSltwHRQWhat gif best sums up the first half of January? This is what I’m going with. You? https://t.co/Ugw4U3sXDTWow. https://t.co/0XMWPCQpDA @alexsalvinews What in the actual F did I just watch? 😂 @tcyp11 Some people believe if they don’t believe it exists it actually doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 @DonaldJTrumpJr Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a donate link when you click. #GriftersGonnaGriftI think I’m gonna play my nerd card and admit I’m about to play the SIMS. #noshame @mkerly Right?! @mkerly Haha I’m gonna make a black bean and chicken dish this week for sure. @mkerly Just restarted it @mesanford I have invites, but you have to be a contact in my phone.I just started a social media tips for biz owners and social media pros room on Clubhouse. Anyone wanna chat?… https://t.co/7TQ7BkXSLI @SeaWorldMommy Thankfully last year I purged when the pandemic first started. @jimmieaquick I haven’t seen any way to request it so I guess so 🤷🏻‍♀️So Twitter has been working on a Clubhouse style feature called Spaces and now I’m extremely eager to have access t… https://t.co/78wMxoSEns @saradietschy @aniacopian Is it better than Clubhouse? @TwitterSpaces I’m really looking forward to trying this out. @SeaWorldMommy Haha! I’m gonna try to use all these things up over the next few weeks to kinda start fresh. I was s… https://t.co/66CbHCpCn8I wish I had this kind of talent or patience 😂 https://t.co/kdkBpF2TWzJust spent the past 45 minutes organizing my canned goods. Spoiler: It turns out I have a lot of black beans, tom… https://t.co/j9aVaWQlbG @ixdannyx I’ll still have to eat then too 😂 @ixdannyx What else do I have going on during a pandemic/civil war? 🤷🏻‍♀️ @ixdannyx Last night I made sage butter & mushroom gnocchi. It was delicious. https://t.co/bOgqkwEVV8 @ixdannyx Great question 😂🤷🏻‍♀️This pandemic has encouraged me to cook more for myself. I now love making a nice Sunday brunch every week, I look… https://t.co/4SjcT6XfxF @BCDodge_me @Goss30Goss Oh, this has already been on my radar. It’s the new Florida tourism campaign. “We have vacc… https://t.co/Ps1A89Ki9L#relateable https://t.co/img3REiR5v @pragmatic2018 @kurtbardella @TheRickWilson @RepMattGaetz @RepKenBuck @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG https://t.co/TRL1rJz8ei...but Florida is cold 🥶 https://t.co/VqUDCeGvuj
1/17
2021
@ougotjokes 😂😂😂 @ToniRenaissance When I set up my best friend’s router years ago I named it FBI Surveillance Van. It’s still named that today 😂Truth! @InLabatHCC @profandygold @_kimrandall @NACCE #Entrepreneur https://t.co/WPBJuUsZUF
Retweeted by 😷 Kim Randall @mkerly @startupspaceapp 100% 😂😂😂About as true as 90% of the things Trump tweeted. https://t.co/fUkZrOHggn @BCDodge_me @ellementality @zakiscorner @Reelhousewife1 @cdcoy7 @historycomics Followed. Thanks! @JojoCircus1993 Thank you for sharing @stevendunston I bet that true too 😂I bet it’s true ⬇️ https://t.co/PbFbOCtLrB @TalbertSwan @Nordstrom @IvankaTrump @Dillards This is what people think will make a positive change. I feel sorry… https://t.co/qKsL036lI7 @Wongster360 @jessmillr It’s even more sad when those in the medical field aren’t doing it right. @weaksauceradio Fair enough 😆 @weaksauceradio I already follow you 😂Who do YOU follow that you think I should follow? #followfriday #FridayThoughts @MikeVanDervort My choice too. Wish more people would choose masks also.
1/16
2021
This week was exhausting. This year has already been exhausting @joloo777 @DonaldJTrumpJr 🙄https://t.co/laknL8moKf @jessmillr @Wongster360 Girl, I get it. Nothing pisses me off more than these anti maskers and the jerks that laugh… https://t.co/jnzKU6dl2Y @jessmillr @Wongster360 It’s interesting to watch how certain characteristics tend to lean one way or another. @XPLR_Holly @Wongster360 I do not blame you at all. @jessmillr @Wongster360 I go a couple times a week, but I’m in and out. I’m always needing something. Besides the g… https://t.co/EutuLQ3m9U @jessmillr @Wongster360 Yeah, a surgeon/doctor friend working the COVID wards in CA mentions viral load a lot.#nowplaying https://t.co/EvOivnQIdV @jessmillr @Wongster360 I agree. So many don’t understand that it didn’t have to be this bad if we all used our noggins. @jessmillr @Wongster360 I’m usually only wearing it into one place before I go back home so I take it off once in t… https://t.co/q9JkLDNce1 @profandygold 😂😂😂🙄 @jessmillr @Wongster360 Ugh, yeah people around me have all but given up on wearing masks. I hate it. I don’t like… https://t.co/CBW3GYF6Ap @jessmillr @Wongster360 YepFYI: Everyone using social media to bash Biden is further proof of Trump’s brainwashing because not every President… https://t.co/ToVAJ8tqnB @Wongster360 He’ll be the talk of the town. He’ll love it. It’ll be great. @Wongster360 Those are correct rumors. I feel sorry for anyone living around there#socialmediatip: try capturing more candid behind the scenes pictures or less posed/staged pictures for promotions.… https://t.co/mkK2rA96pg @Wongster360 Sure he does. Trump is about to become the actual Florida Man... @Wongster360 He is a real piece of work. 😞#facts https://t.co/UBdjSdnpnx @Wongster360 Our governor pretty much hates his constituents. No mandates or anything. @MarkDice @harrytpk His brother confounded a pro trump org. 🙄 @DonaldJTrumpJr Yup, and Charles Manson never actually murdered or asked anyone to kill them, should he have been a… https://t.co/aJFcLkX9GT @sholafish @DonaldJTrumpJr It’s probably Daddy telling him what to tweet tbh @DonaldJTrumpJr For everyone in the back of the room: LOCKDOWNS AND RESTRICTIONS ONLY WORK IF EVERYONE PLAYS ALONG.… https://t.co/Ek5TGQltAg @Wongster360 I go grocery shopping 😂#Question: Why do you choose to NOT wear a mask? I’m genuinely curious, not looking for jerk responses. @Wongster360 Any weekend plans? @Wongster360 It wasn’t too shabby. You? @Mike_Pence @NationalGuard I have more respect for Pence now than I did over the past 4 years. He’s acting more pre… https://t.co/KPjGod1ShWWe are all just walking each other home - Ram Dass https://t.co/huKPQGlDFh⬇️ https://t.co/8jYq2Q35P5 @profandygold Glad I saw this very old tweet. I had to do some digging 😂 @mkerly Good afternoon, friend! See you in 45 on Zoom/FB Live @ScottBaio @harrytpk You are and everyone not doing their homework are part of the problem. I don’t care who the F… https://t.co/yk5vKDfNoSFYI, there’s a good chance I’m not gonna follow you back on Clubhouse if your Cashapp is in your bio. #JustSayin @promotechnge Yup. It’s a joke. @BCDodge_me To be fair, all of my other decorations are down. I just like having something on my door and have nothing to replace it yet. @TheMisterPipes Hahaha no problem. Santa was up there too, but I’m guessing he passed out 😂 @TeresaSouthern I’m thinking about adding some hearts and swapping out the bow 😂 @TheMisterPipes https://t.co/aNfMtcni2q @TheMisterPipes My neighbors have a drunk snowman in their window 😂 @TheMisterPipes I was thinking about putting a heart in place of the bow tbh 😂 or an American flag 🤷🏻‍♀️ @XPLR_Holly Good morning to you ♥️👋🏼I wonder how long before my HOA leaves me a note that I have to take down my wreath 😂 https://t.co/WpPG5Dqn8K
1/15
2021

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