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Should I get a second ear piercing after the bar (ear lobe)
9/28
2020
girls don’t want boys, girls want the giant 12 ft tall skeleton from Home Depot
Retweeted by 👩🏻‍🦰Only going on dates with foreign men until the election just in case things take a turn for the worse 💅🏼Proud Boys. Proud of what. Your ability to alienate women
Retweeted by 👩🏻‍🦰 @LMFnode I’m watching season 4 rn and holy shittttt is it drama
9/27
2020
Although I think Bunnie would prefer this lmao can u imagine https://t.co/wlZ4uTcpU8 @mariahblowpez Red 😏I would be lying if I said I wasn’t tempted https://t.co/pXkMRZjv4Ihttps://t.co/ARd9ufouS3
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9/26
2020
If a no knock warrant is really that necessary then it should also be necessary to send in swat not some plain clothes jo shmoYik yak during rush was WILD https://t.co/I8KiR7qREoInstead of saying I gated Bunnie (away from the carpet bc she’s sick), I keep telling people she is being detained.… https://t.co/wXJ1Pva2oJ @Weinerd0g No bb why are u crying. Who do I need to destroy.
9/25
2020
@sarahv_edwards Nah it’s more disturbing than scaryhttps://t.co/UyJdSu5Itghttps://t.co/76P2NemvW0https://t.co/vk7x8q3VIGhttps://t.co/0c0hV8Uu4U https://t.co/sdMYyR8gMHmitt looking in the mirror every other day https://t.co/HMGeLPmOgY https://t.co/ErSbutVoGz
Retweeted by 👩🏻‍🦰 @april_currey Weirdly I’ve found that pretending it’s like a story/plotline helps me. Like imagining what the people look like, etc. @angichrstv Adam is a straight up villain. He can choke.
9/24
2020
Watching love island season 4 and I have SO MANY OPINIONS and no one to share them with https://t.co/BAPNy3s8cxBunnie's health insurance is more expensive than mine????Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september https://t.co/3SdVnb4G9C
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9/23
2020
Also I tripped as soon as I stood up to say this at orientation ✌️Work: Tell us a fun fact about yourself! My coworkers: “I speak 4 languages” “I’ve lived in 7 countries” “I had an… https://t.co/DXVc3LPWMZ @llokinz Intrigued by the teenage bicycle gang @andfenster @ExamSoft How did you check this???
9/22
2020
@_NaiZo Lmaoooo twitter (me) misses you come back after the barFlirting in a mask really be like https://t.co/15atxLIJV4New coworker told me I look like a vampire (a compliment) https://t.co/B2yBOEl0j4You will have to pry this account of my cold dead hands. The new one is a decoy.Making a more professional twitter account so don’t be alarmed if I follow you @coolengteach Ok I found a thread but the lag time between pressing the icon and the app starting is driving me insane @coolengteach Ok how did you do this
9/21
2020
@CelyraWorkman I wish I was! @lindsallemang Like I wish I could make decisions based just on my health 🙃Apparently she thanked him in the Instagram commentsTiffany Trump completely copied this statement (on Twitter and Instagram) from one of our former classmates without… https://t.co/GqqSK2JkM1She knew I didn’t want to talk politics w/ her but once tried to say her dad “[paraphrase] is more socially liberal… https://t.co/2h91e4iqMwI got an IUD around Trump’s inauguration bc I was worried about future insurance coverage. I want to switch to some… https://t.co/334BZXvWpS @HayliNic It’s what she would have wanted https://t.co/c7prPesdxGI wasn’t going to drink tonight 🙃
9/19
2020
My local tjmaxx is TRASH I’m absolutely devastated @blairacampion Did the coven revoke your powers after that?I just want to be witch why is that too much to ask @kelseywilson_ @LMFnode Like March maybe?
9/18
2020
@LMFnode Omg it’s so early for job offers and there is absolutely no reason to stress rn!!Hoping my new coworkers understand my sense of humor https://t.co/HrCMoySVzZ @Senatorcosta @larryfarnese Thank you so much for looking out for us!
9/17
2020
@lolocoles And everyone wonders why I wear black literally every day lol
9/14
2020
@vmfernandez_ Love you tooooo
9/13
2020
@Chillington_BM You weren’t annoying before? @trash_lover2 Love u more!!!! @andveenasays Thanks girl I need them!!!!Going through a breakup and cramming for the bar exam as democracy and the environment crumble mid-pandemic https://t.co/rrzTDz37ES
9/12
2020
@drizzy__dree Is this normal I just moved here!!!!!I have been on philly hinge for one (1) hour and the amount of gritty photos I’ve seen....God I love Facebook group drama https://t.co/BWh6CRiepu @andveenasays Same vibes https://t.co/42oH3h2e0F
9/11
2020
@sophergopherz I am so sorry for your loss. I’m not the praying type, but I’ll be sending positive thoughts your wa… https://t.co/geUUcVpm2kI am way more excited about my government employee health insurance than I should be https://t.co/efOSWZeS5V
9/10
2020
@lolocoles Your butt really does get used to it! Plus depending on the class you don’t sit the whole time @lolocoles Cycle! @drizzy__dree Never been to a wedding with her 😂I couldn’t resist https://t.co/Xzg4xGeQyK @AriGoldfine @ashleyfeinberg Absolutely breaking news @drizzy__dree @GovernorTomWolf @PaHouseDems @PaSenateDems @JohnFetterman @larryfarnese @JoshShapiroPAhttps://t.co/9a1Wz436dTTiffany Trump deleted her black square off insta so I guess racism is solved! https://t.co/j1DwFptoxQ @Brian_AJohnson Good luck https://t.co/44FXuwHBsU
9/9
2020
@ItsJeffBrown I seem to remember it was some sort of free thing she got and she was making fun of it. Yet it was still on display?I was at her apartment once and she had a 3D printed statue of herself on display. https://t.co/wZMgst5c80 @JosephPatrice This is a wildly inappropriate headline which is frankly offensive to victims of sexual violence. Do… https://t.co/ueWUHwgMcR
9/8
2020
During a class presentation she repeatedly used the word “persecution” instead of the word “prosecution.” We were i… https://t.co/yXq4bsQ8aj @april_currey When you find out let me know
9/7
2020
Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask) https://t.co/UWDiXDELs7
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9/6
2020
Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask ❤️) https://t.co/mb6NJDRmM5
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9/5
2020
@LMFnode Had something similar earlier in quarantine. I found it helpful to explain to those close to me what was h… https://t.co/wTe9rufD4O @TheShadyJD Ahh yes I see it is the usual suspects @andveenasays Welcome I’ve been here since July 😭 @lolocoles @kylrzzrdy @wowstrong Honestly thank god I’m hypoglycemic bc I definitely would have done all of these things if my body let me @wowstrong @lolocoles Ok what the actual fuck 😡
9/4
2020
@lolocoles Ugh asu was so bad I swear I was the only girl I know who didn’t have disordered eating and I felt like a pig @LSERC2020 Ah yes let me just rearrange my single window @TheShadyJD I like it!Serious question. How are y'all keeping motivated/focused on bar prep? I've been studying since may and I am losing steam let me tell ya.Kyrsten Sinema has been wearing wigs to cover her roots bc she isn’t going to the salon and she STILL got shit.The issue with the Nancy Pelosi hair story is she would ALSO get a massive amount of shit if she didn’t go to the s… https://t.co/gCHLauLYvr @TheShadyJD Lmao a bad bitch traversing the wilderness for sureeeGreer. Girl sounds like an avid backpacker and environmental activist. https://t.co/ZHGouEsZr3
9/3
2020
Things are dire here https://t.co/UlZCq2lfJUday 1 of class https://t.co/gjl8g2D6yH
Retweeted by 👩🏻‍🦰*keeps self fresh by rolling office chair to other side of 400 sq ft apartment* https://t.co/ZnK3TCJlSJ @von_swanson @LSERC2020 @BarExamTracker Love how they think diabetes might just go away since the exam is remoteSeptember 1st 🎃🍂 https://t.co/HNVIP9foIl
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9/2
2020
@LSERC2020 https://t.co/agJnA3QSEc @mariahblowpez @blairacampion Waiting for more idiotic tweetsShe said that it took her some time to make the birthday party invitation which she texted to us. Said invitation w… https://t.co/Dh8YtOrgTt @blairacampion I can keep going for quite a few tweetsEvery time Tiffany decides to tweet something stupid I will share something embarrassing about her. I was invited… https://t.co/s3wSa8hOJB
9/1
2020

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