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Making the best use of ಸಿಚುವೇಶನ್, here's Badam hoLige from HoLige ManE BengaLuru. Start #HoLigeTwitter I say! https://t.co/SqDywx3kFE
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaLong weekends always come on wrong weekendsI've been teaching Digital Marketing at a university and I'm totally enjoying it (and, judging by student feedback,… https://t.co/s1wOAJNnGr
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaMasa playing to Adam's insecurities: telling Adam that Oyo was outperforming: “Your little brother…is really perfo… https://t.co/9y7nr52GYb
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @slicebrownbread @WiseDonkay Yes, in the interest of TL sanity I didn't post this picture in my thread :)Looking for a good Graphic + UI/UX designer with 2-4 years experience. - Photoshop/Illustrator is a must - If Codin… https://t.co/aDwDuA02EG
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @halfcurried Looks like common imagination for a whole set of people : kartoffel, erdapfel Germans also had Erdbi… https://t.co/UE70nYCbBR @ButVai Rare photo of Kamal Hassan. Please forward to 10 people for good luck.#TIL that the Iranian-Persian term for Potato is Sibzamini/Sebzamini - literally Pomme de Terre (apple of the earth). #wordlove
2/20
2020
Dear media, We don’t need to know the method of suicide. It adds nothing except a threat to public health. Thanks.
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaPeople-ing tip I'm trying to do more: When you find yourself saying a nice thing about someone to a third party, a… https://t.co/supXkY9uUB
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaIn the earliest days of New Delhi, "New" Delhi was basically the Kashmere Gate area. It was close to the Ridge and… https://t.co/hxJRkhJLAh
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaGood playlist https://t.co/vbTDVZzAcK
2/19
2020
The Jacaranda Trees are extra special during the early winter season around the world 💜 https://t.co/4Rr6Vj1Pq6
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @chilluvandu AyyoUnboxing an @IndiaPostOffice regd parcel means cutting thru fabric & unwrapping newspapers arnd the fabulous books… https://t.co/pDO8lWpuT0
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2/18
2020
@bertyashley Barotta Ashley @TheMadrasEye @gautambhatia88 Is this the new Amul Tagline?A confused Google Maps is just Disha Patani
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaVeganism can be evil, Seitanic even. https://t.co/r2iDh6qdh2
2/17
2020
@realscientists Have humans/animals evolved over history to fight influenza strains - and is this a catchup between… https://t.co/5pRIJMNEzh @chilluvandu And just to extend this hobby, there is this https://t.co/IzLoOabxskI love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read… https://t.co/F5F4TV0saA
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @nefertitillated Best part is I don't even have to post the pic of that statue, and the image is in front of everyone's headsExhibit 2: Ranadheera Kanteerava Park, Jayanagar. I'm not even posting the demon-baby photo from here, it has scarr… https://t.co/F2jaf4DIvlSouth Bangalore, your parks are super-weird for some reason. Eg. Jinke Park (Deer Park) has these things https://t.co/0nmQChgZG8Milky Way timelapse from Maui ,island in Hawaii https://t.co/VTmSyNu1vR
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaAs the Anti CAA Protests Reach 60+ days, Here is the updated thread for all 24x7 Sit-in Protests from all over INDI… https://t.co/uqAQPYlXfL
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2/16
2020
You've probably seen cowries before, but have you ever seen the animal alive?? They're a type of sea snail, and th… https://t.co/3BuXGViqO5
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhyaअब आ गया पहाड़ के नीचे, ऊँट के मुँह में जीराAll you need to know about #Mondrian https://t.co/7WYHKSdM2x
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhyahttps://t.co/m54CI9jCl4 @TheMadrasEye What have I unleashed? @sumank Dreading songs where Dauda will rhyme with Gowda @mateshutup Yup, A Hat Full of Sky."Both the hands had fallen off the clock face and lay at the bottom of the glass cover, so while the clock was stil… https://t.co/TrrjinA7FfObvious, but a court had to say it. https://t.co/sclSHxyC4Y @tasamadeeyulu Marx doing an O-Gull at N-Gulls https://t.co/G96qUjMevDB-gull, C-Gull, E-Gull - are there other Gull animals that we haven't discovered yet?Bank Note disinfection Banks in China are using ultraviolet light or high temperatures to disinfect banknotes, the… https://t.co/N4ZAApw6tK
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaGoing to start cooking classes at #HajiPublicSchool. Will teach kids about ingredients, simple recipes, measurement… https://t.co/tjfeJL32PH
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaIn total awe of these lines by Ashutosh Rana. baant diya is dharti ko chaand sitaaron ka kya hoga aur nadiyon ke k… https://t.co/me4e9toIlP
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaBangalore as a species will continue to evolve to conduct all its activities around being stuck in traffic jams. https://t.co/k5XWm1cjtdದೇಶಭಕ್ತರು ಎಲ್ಲಿದ್ದಾರೆ? https://t.co/4eWomdbpIZ
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaOnly in ET The number of Unemployed in Uttar Pradesh has risen by 12.5 lakh in less than 2 years to reach nearly 3… https://t.co/MKkz0tWsAy
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2/15
2020
#TIL that teens & influencers are converting their insta Accounts into Business Insta accounts,for better analytics… https://t.co/rBVAzhphMgRoom Freshener with the warm bready scent of a Subway store. #MakeItHappenNew Trivia https://t.co/Fuj5ddxXkrHappy 50th, Black Sabbath. This album is still as fresh and spooky and heavy and intense each time I listen to it.… https://t.co/GRl3Vdk6ouKafeel Khan slapped with draconian National Security Act. He was to be released after getting bail on 10th Feb. Aft… https://t.co/0WfJAYpeDE
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2/14
2020
Doobe Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Doobe Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Doobe Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Doobe… https://t.co/u5UMr2EQVq @fiscalyogi I've no clear opinion if this is an appropriate surname or notOne of the best Metal concerts to attend in India is a GoAir plane ride. Same neckpain as an intense headbang. @nah_im_abdulla @tfoolexperience Damn this was a biiig moment for this song. Became part of so many wedding dances after thisBloomberg - Flower Mountain Zuckerberg - Sugar Mountain Etymology isn't necessarily helpful alwaysAlready "Choose Namaste and not Shaking hands, this is the only way to prevent Coronavirus" forwards are happening.Raghavendra: sir,ee protein powder heg kudibeku? Gym coach: Haalaladaru haaku,neeralladaru haaku Raghavendra.
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaGoals https://t.co/UxZPaGcRKtHorrible. Also, why does reading every Hindi translation of obviously original English copy sound like an Exam that… https://t.co/9L4Js8EX4010 years ago, @salilbijur & I had a bit of a close shave during the 2010 German Bakery bomb blast. I was there from… https://t.co/Ubhe932pFO
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2/13
2020
So many mask-wearers at the BLR airport, might as well call it Bane-gaLa-ooru...I just took a look at the AWS "simple" cost calculator and I have one question where is the "complex" calculator… https://t.co/rpk9CQWBJf
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2/12
2020
Lawful evil but forgetting the number the next time I pick up the book so go back a few pages each time thus readin… https://t.co/KCUEMR2uYSDevendra Fadanvis will take oath at 5am as Delhi CM
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaTODAY I LEARNED that the Journal of the IPA was, for a while, lə mɛːtrə fɔnetik (Le Maître Phonétique) and the art… https://t.co/rV0TXo7Xkg
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaHands-free menus being rolled out on flights. https://t.co/9lp2HQubut
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaI just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/FQggl1ks6YDelhi! @sifydotcom cartoon #DelhiElectionResults https://t.co/9f0UdvEHv7
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaRobert-Bhalla as Ranga-Billa - planting and waiting for the bomb of communalism to explode. https://t.co/cbDb59Z8Oj
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @chuck_gopal This line has already been used today itself "Compared to 2015 our winning percentage has increased an… https://t.co/teYZ55TePAManish calls for a quick single and KL Rahul says “ಬೇಡ ಬೇಡ" in Kannada. The Karnataka boys in action for India #NZvIND
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaAnd our cities are not overpopulated, they are under governed. Let's think about fixing our governance rather than… https://t.co/bddAbepydo
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaAlso, why is the ECI still calling AAP as "AAAP" despite the party leaders calling this move as misleading to voter… https://t.co/NuUqEJBQPHDelhi election results on ECI page. Delhi election results on Google, that cites ECI page as source. https://t.co/nxog696hX3
2/11
2020
BREAKING: Marketers On Lookout For Next Big Social Platform To Ruin For Its Users
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhyayou attack them inside a library, they say we will sit on the pavement but won't stop reading. you send shooters th… https://t.co/VJtCAQnrIX
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaPara-Para-Parasite Para-Para-Parasite - ColdPlagueWhy does this supposedly developed country design comically contrived solutions to problems that the rest of the wo… https://t.co/dh4K7O76l6India's first coronavirus patient (from Kerala) on path to recovery, re-test comes back negative. One more test lef… https://t.co/dEgoWBOqAr
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya‘Kakistocracy’ means ‘government by the worst citizens’; it was first used in 1829 by the novelist Thomas Love Peacock.
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @CookyDoh All the co-living ads show that every co-liver is super-cool and fun and that it's like you never left the college hostel etc.
2/10
2020
A @sreshthx has been spotted https://t.co/Tn81DnwSFOThat's a Kangaroo drinking cow's milk amirite? https://t.co/WkvM7EM9de
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaRuin plans by apt helper act (5,3,9) @krishashok In Kerala, Pups and Pattis are the same @anumccartney Autobrewery: I'm imagining nanobrewery/PicoBrewery startups operating from within autos. The most pop… https://t.co/8KEirPtiF8 @TheMadrasEye @NaleBaOmShakti That also I'm doing. Some 1 hr per day of uke happeningAll food brands, a toothpaste brand made a better food video than y'all ever did. https://t.co/pLifSuIKx0
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaA restaurant in South Korea. https://t.co/zD0QEHhE5U
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaI voted for democracy. Fascism whittles away at its basis. I voted for development. Education over statues. Health… https://t.co/0375uTqiP4
Retweeted by Abhishek Upadhya @karunanundy #BandhutvaOverHindutva - Truly Indian
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaDo people from Essex, Kent, & Sussex sing "Main Shire toh nahin..." ?Song, Video recco https://t.co/9KQHiA1GQc @TheMadrasEye If EVM fixing / Horse trading at resorts happens (as it usually happens post every election now)- the… https://t.co/zxorP1ii85Can someone please find me a halfway decent place in Bangalore within 25-30k, walkable either to outer ring road or… https://t.co/tRUejV1BFf
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2/9
2020
@naryansrini The author.'How Bangaloreans tell stories.. You never reach the end' I can't get over this video 😂😂😂 If you're from… https://t.co/wjBCt1BkkZ
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Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaThe Beatles x Bhupen Khakkar (Interior of a Hindu House - I, 1965). #Kalakki https://t.co/9TgMq8u4qn
Retweeted by Abhishek UpadhyaPrediction: Arnab Face-turn is going to happen post this election result. CB has started a few weeks back.
2/8
2020

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