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Ngumu Kali.

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Joined Twitter 3/12/12


My big brother brought his gf home last year. She was an immediate hit. Said little, laughed much. A Master's degre… https://t.co/wHSIZbpjiu
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7/13
2020
Jobs cover expenses. Dreams change Lives.
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7/10
2020
For my good people with back problems https://t.co/q2cywTn3Wc
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7/5
2020
@amerix Eat the food. Then eat the cook. Kesi badaye.if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated https://t.co/GrKlIRxg3J
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7/3
2020
2018 was the worst yet the most enlightening year of my life. On March 29, I lost my job. This was then followed by… https://t.co/1j3UFOeubk
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7/2
2020
The seven deadly sins, updated: 1. Envy: Instagram 2. Sloth: Netflix 3. Greed: Amazon 4. Lust: Pornhub 5. Prid… https://t.co/kJvc8IRebt
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6/28
2020
@Mercynicky_ @osoroKE Clothes deficiency, you said. A whole disease 🀣🀣🀣🀣 @Mercynicky_ @osoroKE Aisee si unachocha 🀣🀣🀣
6/27
2020
@kilundeezy Supa Mojo ni kama iliwasha haters nahisi 🀣🀣🀣I’m an accountant looking for an accountant or any vacancy in my field (Financial/Management accountant, AP, AR ,fi… https://t.co/EegEFzK2R1
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6/26
2020
Slave owners were paid $300 for every slave they had to free the 2019 equivalent to that is $9000 per slave. I want… https://t.co/bKFs0oCjMQ
Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•—My friend who works in HR showed me exactly why some of you don’t get called for interviews... Silly mistakes, I’m… https://t.co/8lrQPaAchk
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6/25
2020
So today i cheated on my fish with fire BBQ pork ribs and wet fry beef from @VanessaBwibo1 πŸ”₯πŸ”₯. https://t.co/DPuLGavpnS
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6/24
2020
@Janetlee82 @J0hnnyXm4s Here’s the documentary on YouTube if anyone wants to see it: https://t.co/rqJZf2DyVB
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Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•— @Sab__G *hazimzuii @thrty7thrty @AfricaFactsZone yes for four hundred years the Europeans tried to invade Africa and for four hundre… https://t.co/dvOG5azg01
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6/23
2020
@maliks_88 Hizi vitu mnasemaga huku ni kweli ama ni jokiso?? Because wuuuuehhhhAt Tulsa rally, Trump suggests U.S. slow down coronavirus testing to avoid bad statistics https://t.co/rwZ7avkzuq https://t.co/twj26rVCfP
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6/22
2020
Sikuizi hii nyumba I have to beg for food I buy with my own money to be cooked I hate it here
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6/21
2020
Hey guys. Me and my cousins started a homemade chilli business called Mzee Mchomee's. It's made out of Achari (raw… https://t.co/dPvdzTQ8F4
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6/19
2020
Retweet Like https://t.co/XdBPQvxq6w
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6/16
2020
@Od3ra_ That nigga dead. Potezea hii story 🀣🀣🀣 @Wairimu__Mercy @MINTlNTOSH @ayy_wakio Did he/she call you? 🀣🀣
6/14
2020
I'm done with America and looking for a new country to bless. Could it be yours? Reply with your pitch. Winnin… https://t.co/eu73UHucd9
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6/13
2020
Armu will be laid to rest in Nakuru next week on Tuesday. Burial contributions can be sent to Peter Karoki Githui on 0722577711. Thank You
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6/11
2020
Hi @ManUtd today we've lost one of the biggest fans of the club in Kenya who is @armuisME a true loyal supporter of… https://t.co/498kxLO2Tj
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6/10
2020
The tourism sector in Kenya is inherently anti-black. It is primarily designed to cater to foreigners and reduce th… https://t.co/uG09YQ8Ryf
Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•—Giraffe Manor is a symbol of racism, imperialism, & internalised racism. The current owners Mikey & Tanya Carr-Hart… https://t.co/eg00GAHLaW
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6/7
2020
@muthumbiNM @Theo_mwangi @Bitlipa_ @_Carryone @sheilakiguta_ @kampupi @Kokodave_ And @osumo_brad keeps winning. I'm… https://t.co/BNjgouj2w9 @Hanifasafia Breathe.
6/6
2020
@kilundeezy Champ. Keep going. @VanessaBwibo1 🀣🀣🀣🀣 you need to calm downCan we start a thread of South Africans wylin?😭😭 I'll start https://t.co/PJuRGSCDAW
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6/5
2020
Tausi - Very few Kenyan TV programs have the kind of following that Tausi had in the 90s. https://t.co/Q0keuyyCQg
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6/4
2020
@Complex @karigoh Her name is Gianna. Too. Gianna, like Gianna Bryant. The feels.
6/3
2020
United States β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† wouldn’t recommend
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6/2
2020
This hits home. https://t.co/j5GXD0e2sm
6/1
2020
@B3laze @NoirGold_ Nahitaji iyo fomula
5/30
2020
Has the government of Kenya issues a travel advisory to the USA because wheeeeeew?!!! No? Sellouts.Feels 🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/oZvfVqsIM9
5/29
2020
@indukusy @jack @Twitter 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Oya kaka Tulia
5/27
2020
@Hanifasafia Well, he brought them to court, he complied with the court order. And yes, the feelings he's expressin… https://t.co/dLUB25ppyh @Hanifasafia Easier said than done Safia. There are clearly irreconcilable differences between the two. Kids can on… https://t.co/IA63h73oAW
5/26
2020
Job applicants sometimes do not know the right questions to ask after interviews. So oftentimes they limit their ow… https://t.co/uJ5EXwUlid
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5/24
2020
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5/22
2020
Oh to be at a lantern festival 😍✨ https://t.co/HzA4GJLByf
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5/20
2020
Red pill explains some behaviours and evolutionary traits. Red pill is not a strategy. Strategy is what you chose… https://t.co/RjrlU3X8NL
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Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•— @B3laze Fresh dogo. Kwa iyo unasema ninja ilidai ikuwe sure huyo jamaa ni chichi man ya ukweli 🀣🀣🀣 @B3laze Aise 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
5/18
2020
@Sab__G @__Mutuku 🀣🀣🀣🀣
5/17
2020
Mike Tyson Vs Evander Holyfield. Saw that coming. @SuzannaOwiyo Please go home.Before he died, Ken Wafula told me that Felicien Kabuga was hiding out in Eldoret, where he allegedly owned a shopp… https://t.co/KHcjqocFqT
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5/16
2020
They’re gonna look 19 at 100 πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/CrSUzwoQ3O
Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•— @1future Future Hendrix time has come... "Thou thot must go back from whence she once emerged. To the streets she… https://t.co/HuRDdOudne
Retweeted by Mjuba. πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ•—''Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands...so that your… https://t.co/ulPMMGVyrJ @NRGRadioKenya @karigoh @MwalimuRachel @xclusivedeejay Tanzania have Chips Mayai. Hata hamjui mchicha ni nini. Sele.
5/15
2020
Future said https://t.co/5GZ84dIehv
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5/11
2020
@indukusy Haven't recovered yet.
5/10
2020
Katambe.. https://t.co/sRrW6a3q9z
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5/9
2020
Such nonsense. https://t.co/DqgBT4MHrW
5/7
2020
@iFortknox MnokoLast borns can't cook shit even if their lives depend on it. Frauds.Here are some schools in Canada that do not require GRE/GMAT for Masters / PhD. 1. Go to 'Graduate' programs 2. Ch… https://t.co/IYLBW121Bu
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5/6
2020
"Women wait at the finishing line" ~ Amerix, 2020. I'm a loyal disciple.
5/4
2020
@5_peopl_e Tz, Zambia, Namibia. @5_peopl_e You have no idea the places nimekutana na Hii uzitoIn our childhood, Whenever a father approaches the gate, every child scampers to go get busy doing something produ… https://t.co/x65fJCog31
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4/29
2020
Hahaha... Americans are just White Ugandans https://t.co/OpCSWiT3Ls
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4/28
2020
@OsamaOtero Super MojoKim Jong Un. That nigga ain't dead. https://t.co/QdWj09092g
4/27
2020
Tweet for @amerix. https://t.co/9hJZOM2cqK
4/26
2020
Bitch cant cook but can start an argument from scratch
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4/24
2020
Aye @SafaricomPLC ,check DM
4/23
2020
🀣🀣🀣🀣 https://t.co/f4JqN57btW @XivTroy niggaz ain't shit 🀣🀣🀣
4/20
2020

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