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The closest person in front of you is the farthest behind you

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This bastard lives in the year 2050 https://t.co/EIalCF8ejd
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4/7
2020
Can someone tell me why there are 7 1/2 DOZEN EGGS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW?
3/26
2020
Little known facts about Hollywood movies. 🎬 https://t.co/tpYDqljbuM
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3/16
2020
Just a reminder: it’s okay to blame the president for how bad things get with COVID-19 because he fired the entire… https://t.co/lb51ftZCYQ
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3/13
2020
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮 https://t.co/EZP7IqTtxV
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3/12
2020
People need to learn this concept https://t.co/6wM7imHuu2
3/9
2020
Me irl https://t.co/ykNTh4c3pz
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3/4
2020
The fact that the school had to send out a mass email about chanting at sporting events says a lot about how sensitive the administration is
3/2
2020
Bernie sanders is not a radical. Raising minimum wage is not radical. Pursuing healthcare for all is not radical.… https://t.co/Mm9u0Js5kl
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2/26
2020
"Valentines' Day is such an excuse for people to make babies! Why do you think they're so many Fall Babies?" -Morgan PoliHow soft are y'all? https://t.co/oWus8qWKSq
2/14
2020
@EwdatsGROSS Forget men, get yourself flowers and make your own day out of a Hallmark holiday 💕Honestly literally everyone at some point in their lives should work at a fast food or retail job for at least 6 mo… https://t.co/IKKILhGhCuI’ve literally had valentines but never flowers and idc. I’m not materialistic https://t.co/FlgmNWsTA6
2/11
2020
A minor inconvenience 😃 |\👐 / \_ ━━━━━┓ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ \\ ┓┓┓┓┓┃me today ┓… https://t.co/TRrLAnwMj0
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2/7
2020
📍me | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ | 📍taking care of myself |… https://t.co/tBk9CIYyLQ
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1/30
2020
Honestly, I would rather do what I did and not really date in high school and enjoy my good and long term relations… https://t.co/7NoxXhstcVThe generations that say ours is too soft (even though it really is) are the same generations that forced upon part… https://t.co/4OHfs0lVQo
1/23
2020
We’ve journeyed across the world to expose the threats facing our oceans... Now, we’ve reached our final destinatio… https://t.co/Lig6KsVZri
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1/20
2020
This is a war crime. Threatening to target and kill innocent families, women and children - which is what you’re d… https://t.co/QEwG0msq3B
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1/5
2020
To summarize. We've warmed Earth by ~1°C. That "little" #climatechange is destroying the Arctic, burning Australia,… https://t.co/TH5HbRQtwW
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1/4
2020
I pray my first marriage is my only marriage.
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1/3
2019
Fuck baby fever, I got apartment/house fever SO BAD 😩
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12/31
2019
i know y’all not talkin about “baby murder” when republicans support the murder of immigrant children, do nothing a… https://t.co/qKfaLDdGOi
Retweeted by Meadow Clarke“congratulations you’re hired!”  “congratulations you’re approved!”  “congratulations you’re accepted!”  “congra… https://t.co/VeeX9ynhM5
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11/26
2019
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11/20
2019
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11/10
2019
I want to get 1692 stoned while being current day stoned https://t.co/GMaKvnUSas
10/31
2019
Just some kind words of advice https://t.co/oM5B4YmyJk
10/28
2019
Mood on my days off https://t.co/p6el9P0C7Z
10/24
2019
NO GRADES BELOW 85 NO GRADES BELOW 85 NO GRADES BELOW 85 NO GRADES BELOW 85 NO GRADES BELOW 85 NO GRADES BELOW… https://t.co/61vobbNiq0
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10/1
2019
Mood https://t.co/QBVK7CvMrq
9/20
2019
The peak of my senior year is talking about the Danny Devito shrine that is in the school and the teacher taking to… https://t.co/guE4EQg9Yf
9/19
2019
Screw christian girl autumn, it's thotum #christiangirlautumn
9/13
2019
The start of my senior year consists of the teacher talking about using tables as weapons
8/29
2019
@hunterayy 💓👽🌱💫🦋😔🌙☔️🌈 😂
8/6
2019
We are all going to die in the upcoming years https://t.co/Szr8MChc1EIdk what y’all are talking about, this is couple goals right here 😍 https://t.co/qooZmBWRZG
8/5
2019
I’m very much not okay https://t.co/4elk7b6BPg
7/8
2019
Mood https://t.co/vNIAHe2N9m
6/18
2019
@kyyyleedo That’s what it’s like working at a dominos
6/1
2019
This is the life I'm trying to be able to live https://t.co/o3EtJFZF8g
5/29
2019
All these embryos that become females are going to be pissed that they had more rights as a embryo than they do as born women.
Retweeted by Meadow ClarkeI'm sorry but wHAT THE F U C K https://t.co/TRUBIiGNdM
5/20
2019
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5/17
2019
I’m not even in my feels, I’m just lacking themThis is all true except Idek what 3 was, portion sizes start to decrease if you get 2 or more toppings (cheese does… https://t.co/Le6pqIDozJi decorated my graduation cap https://t.co/FBzQ8BTIxo
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5/10
2019
Can the school fuck off and let me listen to my music since it actually helps me focus on doing their bullshit work
5/7
2019
Words cannot express how much I don't want to be in this building with annoying ass people and listen to their bs every 3 secondsThe 21st century at its finest 👏 https://t.co/cEvUYLg44E
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4/22
2019
Current mood: fuck off
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4/1
2019
Not risking this https://t.co/AFuSIFfsz7) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(_____( \ I’m tired /___ \… https://t.co/fBzuFEG6Fi
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3/28
2019
You know what’s sexy? a genuine conversation
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3/27
2019
Psycho french teacher that doesn't teach**** https://t.co/8z4ObUTKMH
3/22
2019
Also, they claim they got rid of it because we "abused the system" we didn't, but even if we did, WHO GIVES A FUCK?… https://t.co/paD6DpXLYcI dont know who thought it would be a good idea to change the grading system but I would like to say that it fuckin… https://t.co/hWibpWnTCH
3/21
2019
And he went to hit him again. Jfc people have no self control. Have fun dealing with the mess of this situation sin… https://t.co/xJBlPRkD3UThat fact that he got that kid shows that he shouldn’t be able to have his job. Like you could have let the securit… https://t.co/5GyQEjYkVM
3/17
2019
Me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy* Also me: *drinks alcohol*
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3/13
2019
"Because I work there" @dominos https://t.co/aUtWOkXKnZ
3/7
2019
@JuliaLouiseDel I mean I don't dress like that and you can catch me taking a nap all the time always
2/26
2019
Wow, gotta love getting fucked over
2/20
2019
@hunterayy https://t.co/PigiyANP2h
2/11
2019
Imagine being the researcher that finds this out https://t.co/ilNvCIAvJxNarcissism isn't cute 😊 https://t.co/FRTyb4J4KqHe's so fat and I love him https://t.co/E5tbAwquUrThis dumb bitch was going 15 under and I was stuck behind her for a solid 10 minutes trying to get to school https://t.co/ayux2ztTRC @UghItzDrew Mood and a half"on valentines day im going to constantly say 'valentines day has one of the highest suicide rates of any day in th… https://t.co/33Gncd5UDT
2/8
2019
This is a mood and a half https://t.co/x0eyV5NW6Q
2/4
2019
@UghItzDrew @KelseyLeite Not to mention, the traffic is already there before we even cross
1/30
2019
A bad past is not an excuse for bad behavior, grow tf up and realize you’re just a shitty person
1/29
2019
Why wouldn't it be??? You're getting sexually assaulted. It's going to be tramatizing regardless of gender https://t.co/vXyiVwQb1GI am not apart of this average https://t.co/KMmmjW3VBqExplains a lot about my life https://t.co/wz6fWQU81n
1/28
2019
I think the fact that my coworker thought I came into work stoned the other day even though I wasn't just says how I am as a person
1/24
2019
@kyyyleedo WAIT YEAH WE DO, SO WHY ARE YOU ON TWITTER 👀👀👀 @kyyyleedo Not everyone I know is still in high school 😂Honestly, sometimes after school and/or work, I just want to go on long drives with someone, but all of y’all are busy
1/18
2019
My Bio teacher comes up to us shaking a bag of Hershey's- "Get a whiff"My life may be going downhill but at least shamrock shakes are almost back in season
1/16
2019
shiiiiiit https://t.co/DIZahlgHQn
1/15
2019
HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GRADES HIGH GR… https://t.co/uU917GEU79
Retweeted by Meadow ClarkeSome guy "Steve Jobs did! BILL GATES!!! BILL GATES DID IT! I CAN TOO" You do realize they both dropped out of coll… https://t.co/St8nmEHo7c*Someone watching a video with the volume up* Patrick- "WHO THE FUck is watching my story?!?! WAIT are you watching… https://t.co/5T8lL6DA6W
1/14
2019
It’s been almost a year, I now have my license, and literally nothing changed https://t.co/3Qyf5qPv2Y
1/11
2019
37-year-old fitness fanatic Roger Boyd biked 19,000 miles while vaping marijuana to prove stoners aren't lazy.
Retweeted by Meadow Clarkechs logic: Student is failing one class that is not required to take, has As and Bs in literally every other class.… https://t.co/8etdEufUIb
1/10
2019

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