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Joined Twitter 6/7/16


Manager: “You should’ve been here at 9” Me: “Why what happened at 9?”
Retweeted by hi :)))Morty really misread that situation. #aftercredits #rickandmorty https://t.co/ZMnk5GKKiY
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11/16
2019
if you have any questions just go pspspsps and I’ll come to you https://t.co/YdQB1yX6SF
Retweeted by hi :)))I should seriously not have laughed as hard as I did at this https://t.co/bgVv4sU7xE
Retweeted by hi :)))Imagine getting offended over a Vitamin Water ad from 8 years ago. I have to laugh. https://t.co/TkzMWqpedaimagine what bill nye and jojo siwa could accomplish if we put their minds together
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11/14
2019
Got one of those star projectors & now I’m never leaving my bedroom😍✨ https://t.co/iVJAswa4NX
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11/13
2019
@McDonalds quit acting like hot shit. You cant even get your specialties right anymore, but still rack up the bill anyway.
11/12
2019
Friendsgiving 2019 pull up LMAO https://t.co/soTQvalM0L
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11/11
2019
Sprinting out to my car to film an angry YouTube rant https://t.co/SbAjz32BNU
Retweeted by hi :)))My 7 year old sister. Watch out girls https://t.co/JJlORPSJib
Retweeted by hi :)))They found her old tweets https://t.co/7eJZRKO8JK
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11/7
2019
when u touch the coffee pot and its hot https://t.co/mZGWxea0KG
Retweeted by hi :)))doing laundry....one washcloth fell on the floor.... https://t.co/asw57aJDGK
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11/6
2019
did she just shake her fist at me https://t.co/0geG8b0PrW
Retweeted by hi :)))Communication majors be like I have to tell you something
Retweeted by hi :)))2 years ago today Kourtney Kardashian opened her car door on Penelope’s head. iconic https://t.co/h7dpnK3xSZ
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11/5
2019
mashed potato szn is upon us, get your shovels ready we goin in
Retweeted by hi :)))WE ARE SELF MADE 💯 @shanedawson @AndrewSiwicki https://t.co/soHsopGDef
Retweeted by hi :)))I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business
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11/4
2019
We’re still on a #ShaneDawsonxJeffreeStar high from yesterday’s @morphebrushes event! What an amazing day ... would… https://t.co/a1AD69mtKG
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Retweeted by hi :)))The Fruit of the Loom logo has never had a cornucopia in the background!! This is another mind bending Mandela Effe… https://t.co/nNuw1QYeqp
Retweeted by hi :)))Is it me, or are cats ready to pop off at any moment? https://t.co/7du7Wi6z9L
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11/3
2019
I cant believe it. everything in the conspiracy collection sold out. i cant believe how supportive u guys have been… https://t.co/Hj4aaihEQz
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11/2
2019
You guys CRASHED the site! Shane’s in a ball crying on the floor. Working on getting everything back up!!! #shanedawsonxjeffreestar
Retweeted by hi :)))20 MINUTES TILL LAUNCH!!! https://t.co/xEgSrRmy6Y
Retweeted by hi :)))Follow up: I asked him his name and he said Irving. I told him my name is Tony, to which he replied sarcastically “… https://t.co/wF36eiVbIT
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11/1
2019
me: "why does my back always hurt?" my sleeping position: https://t.co/gsbyflNIUl
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10/30
2019
the life insight I’ve gained from living in Los Angeles among the Instagram elites is that getting your nails done… https://t.co/hyOLRPLh3r
Retweeted by hi :)))Omhomgomglmfomgomgggggg good morning!!!!! 😍😭😇🐷 Today is officially the #ShanexJeffree Collection REVEAL DAY!!! Vide… https://t.co/83zgExgumY
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10/29
2019
honestly I think i would destroy this kid 1v1 https://t.co/SwMh1AWXD6
Retweeted by hi :)))Apple’s new ad for AirPods Pro demonstrating what noise cancelling software can do. https://t.co/jby7fvbEak
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10/28
2019
Hi.... We are only 5 DAYS AWAY until the @ShaneDawson x #JeffreeStarCosmetics Collection launch!!!!! 🤯🐷🦂⭐️👁 Part… https://t.co/qVS9gvQAm0
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10/27
2019
2 Part Reveal Mon and Tue 🐷❤️🌟 https://t.co/aUl36aIeLs
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10/26
2019
As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls https://t.co/vQfuVx3HCW
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10/25
2019
Sksksksk? 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/PZunpZs9q3
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10/24
2019
when ur reading a book ur literally just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating
Retweeted by hi :)))If I had a dollar for every time I've seen something like this I would have $2,000 https://t.co/eGIN2fdA20
10/23
2019
ever think about how Lizzo is doing what Meghan Trainor thought she was doing
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10/21
2019
KNOW YOUR OWN WORTH!!! 💯
Retweeted by hi :)))Morphe pushed up James Charles re-launch to make room for the Shane Dawson palette. Bye sister 😂 #ShanexJeffree https://t.co/YK6Iw7tZSx
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10/19
2019
@KylieJenner Hi Kylie https://t.co/IoXT5b5ycP
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10/18
2019
when i’m in best buy i mean business. i’m not here to flirt. now can u please direct me to the nintendo 3ds section
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10/17
2019
dudes be like “my day ones” bro u met junior year of college
Retweeted by hi :)))I remember one time I got in a fight with the Girl Scouts of America’s on twitter because I said they used child la… https://t.co/r4PWudXEOo
Retweeted by hi :))) @DelTaco teach your La Quinta employees how to make food like your Palm Desert employees.Why y’all so obsessed with helping a man grow ? Go grow a plant sis
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10/16
2019
Tomorrow is Shane’s new MERCH website!! Hoodies, back packs, clothes 😇 The makeup launches on a different date and… https://t.co/16KW4zdyCF
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10/15
2019
Minecraft would never abandon you like Fortnite did, Just saying...
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Retweeted by hi :)))stan twitter is crazy cause i met some of you in my meet and greets when you first discovered box dye and doc marti… https://t.co/BJevN7QIg6
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10/14
2019
ramen cat! https://t.co/U3j3D7G2y5
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10/13
2019
A day i’ll never forget 🐷❤️🌟 https://t.co/leeVtJfIbu
Retweeted by hi :)))Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep https://t.co/b7vVRJHevg
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10/12
2019
I just truly feel so sorry for people that don’t like cats
Retweeted by hi :)))Beyoncé waiting for the audience to stop screaming after 20 minutes https://t.co/FtEiMTzpiG
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10/11
2019
20 k retweets and I’ll post a tutorial on how to dye your own socks
Retweeted by hi :)))Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: https://t.co/LCtGclewhB
Retweeted by hi :)))take them on a date to canes and if they get the coleslaw instead of the bread quietly walk away, get in your car a… https://t.co/BLxGGMr4zO
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10/10
2019
me showing my point balance on my dave & busters card to a group of 12 year olds https://t.co/8CdcDUynJe
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10/9
2019
u already know the vibes https://t.co/GTvy1hxtwW
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10/8
2019
kylie was mad silent in shock bc she thought stormi said ‘mommy bitch’ 😭 https://t.co/l36qwcBpvj
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10/6
2019
My number constantly gets falsely placed on a youth soccer team’s phone number list. I finally responded. https://t.co/4OmbwyG2g1
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10/5
2019
In 2007 3OH!3 said "Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fuckin scared o… https://t.co/ay8rxs5Vks
Retweeted by hi :)))the only reason they wear helmets in the NFL is to keep Tom Brady from kissing the other players on the mouth
Retweeted by hi :)))No one: Not a single soul: Me October 1st, 12:00 AM: https://t.co/bX3TN8GjSG
Retweeted by hi :)))It’s time to revive the legendary tweets https://t.co/GJQgpjr2dW
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10/3
2019
Don’t piss off a goth girl this month, it’s when they are the most powerful.
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10/2
2019
I’m telling FAFSA y’all got the iphone 11 and a rose gold mac book
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10/1
2019
my son just told me that i have a "fixed mindset" and he has a "growth mindset" so he's banned from youtube until i… https://t.co/eIcd5jTXiS
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9/30
2019
in 2005 i was at guitar center buying strings and the guy at the register asked if i liked the all american rejects… https://t.co/XbJMO4pWyL
Retweeted by hi :)))Arizona State would legit not leave me alone for two years https://t.co/DJYOLiDvqB
9/28
2019
Your pet when you go to bed and close the door https://t.co/wwYIYms6Cw
Retweeted by hi :)))This is my cousins friend, she has been facing the effects of vaping first hand and doctors are unable to help her… https://t.co/PMKyQfPDSp
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9/27
2019
College be like https://t.co/lbWF20Itbe
Retweeted by hi :)))me waiting for that free ipad i won in 2007 https://t.co/JFzscjwQO0
Retweeted by hi :)))A bitter Julie > A bitter jury #BB21
Retweeted by hi :)))Seeing Jackson’s miserable face as he won half a million dollars and he couldn’t even enjoy it because he got calle… https://t.co/ZQPh05ZBFk
Retweeted by hi :)))They look scared to walk out 💀 Be careful what you say on live feeds. #BB21 https://t.co/4b26zi9pu7
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9/26
2019
YouTuber David Dobrik gave a homeless man a car and free Chipotle burritos for a year https://t.co/5DEzCH9QlN
Retweeted by hi :)))“With a new album and fresh outlook, has blink-182 finally grown up?” -every subheadline on every article written about us since Dude Ranch
Retweeted by hi :)))nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask https://t.co/yWjbNlwLk0
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9/25
2019
Girls will go to the library take out their laptop, textbook, planner, multicolored pens, 2 calculators and a large… https://t.co/8Qy1q9DkyO
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9/24
2019
BREAKING: 6ix9ine reportedly testifies that JoJo Siwa is a member of the Nine Trey Bloods. https://t.co/AsdU5Is9Fm
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9/22
2019
No one: Textbooks in 2073: This image was taken directly before the US government wiped out a squad of naruto runn… https://t.co/lcvn0gyACT
Retweeted by hi :)))i'm so glad that i am alive in a time where i can see people willingly show up to a top-security, highly-guarded mi… https://t.co/RoMoBxW0kp
Retweeted by hi :)))taking an hour long break instead of a 15 is my way of fighting back against capitalism
Retweeted by hi :)))My girl told me she wants a Balenciaga coat idk why she spelled Burlington like that
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9/20
2019
blink 182 got the government to admit aliens are real the day before the storm Area 51 raid https://t.co/0C3Z0ScdOK
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9/19
2019
My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. https://t.co/YEAqZx2wnr
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9/18
2019

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