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Matt @_mtau Tasmania

Liz Lemon / George Costanza hybrid. 🍋 “Get confident, stupid!”

185 Following   102 Followers   2,989 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/14/09


@_connectedfm @ismh I can’t believe nobody suggested favourite iPod?! iPod 4th gen is the correct answer, btw 🤍 https://t.co/NtsOVv0w0k"Until I leave this location" aka 2021. https://t.co/rNBxxH961U
Retweeted by Matt @letstalkaboutDC I've always loved this one https://t.co/WF8uN2s5pq
4/9
2020
Lady Gaga literally put her money where her mouth is and raised 35 million dollars on her own for COVID-19 relief w… https://t.co/32p8mPBR3n
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4/8
2020
@iB3nji It’s much more of a slow burn - a bit more of a thriller I guess, compared to Breaking Bad which has more a… https://t.co/REfmOZaZxjMe in @Coles when somebody comes within 1.5m https://t.co/iWKYplhSqf @SnazzyQ What she’s describing is literally the X-Files’ mythology arc lmao @Jarrod940 https://t.co/DYVEadIUR1Me yesterday: celebrity culture is a virus of it's own, and the way so many celebrities are using this pandemic to… https://t.co/Hni59gljJf @iB3nji @Jarrod940 *laughs in not on Facebook*
4/7
2020
@MonteBovill OzarkInception 🌆 The Dark Knight 🦇 Jurassic Park 🦕 https://t.co/CHQYxb94R8 @ggamel @sdw That desk looks absolutely incrediblehttps://t.co/uBFbB900T8
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4/6
2020
@theincomparable https://t.co/TpRU4mrhGb
4/5
2020
@arainert @fromedome Putting a bluetooth speaker in my shower was one of the best things I ever did.
4/2
2020
@ismh https://t.co/67PvMXy9tE
4/1
2020
my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting of… https://t.co/Y30uKjSEpT
Retweeted by Mattif you’re new to Jurassic Park franchise, this will catch you up 🎡🦖🎢🦕🏰 🎅🏻 oh yes 🦕 🦖 🎡 🎢 🏰 🎅🏻 oh no
Retweeted by Matt @JacobOller One of my top 3 Disney movies for sureA Goofy Movie turns 25 next week. Here's the best thing anyone's ever written about it (and of course, it's Roger E… https://t.co/Nk8PQLq0wQ
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3/31
2020
@sdw Is it squeezing more range out of the iPhone X too? Or just newer models?So far the most frustrating thing about working from home has been when iTunes plays THE ALBUM VERSION OF A SONG IN… https://t.co/K3n55Y8AcH
3/30
2020
@DanFrakes @ismh @flargh The original Air was a big deal for its time but is now the modern standard. The G4 Cube w… https://t.co/jUzDntwdfp @iB3nji You’re Sharon and I’m Kath.
3/27
2020
@aussieBum fuck off https://t.co/cI9aWxiFwE
3/26
2020
NZ alerts vs Aus alerts #covid19australia https://t.co/P98blFI3lK
Retweeted by Matt @PhilNobileJr @YourDeanyBoy @futurepaul @elementorigin @ConorJTobin See this is why America is falling apart on your watch, Paul! @iB3nji How did you miss that?!
3/25
2020
When we were kids my brother and I would record music videos on Rage to a VHS tape. Sadly that tape didn’t survive… https://t.co/9PmUNX8oUA @iB3nji And yet... it still seems like it’s not really enough? You can still go to school, get on a bus, line up at… https://t.co/BAEMTU2wv3I swear to god, if you’re not watching #BetterCallSaul you’re missing some of history’s greatest TV. @iB3nji @Telstra https://t.co/jzJjr38qWH @iB3nji @AppleTV @Oprah @AppleSupport Please erase all content and settings and try again. - Apple Support.
3/24
2020
isn't it weird that people living paycheck to paycheck are supposed to have months worth of savings for emergencies… https://t.co/rDaSbgCU49
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3/23
2020
@_marty_k You’d hate living with me then 😛If now isn’t the right time to get drunk and watch Planet of the Apes, then when??? https://t.co/yZkDTjhZbpSunday arvo https://t.co/22QBCmeTdr
3/22
2020
@ismh This entire contest is invalid unless the iMac G4 wins.2017: lining up for the iPhone X 2020: lining up for toilet paper https://t.co/dIbMqVMHWF
3/20
2020
@LloydIrvingFor Return Zero Suit Samus to her Brawl glory days.Virgin Australia, 91% foreign owned, is sitting on $1.11 billion in cash + just weeks ago bragged about its “record… https://t.co/2COqHNULcH
Retweeted by Matt @iB3nji Entire world: "Don't go outside. Don't talk to anybody. Don't touch anybody or anything. Isolate yourself.… https://t.co/SxDeXA8BOZQantas made $891m profit last year, and $953m the year before that. We absolutely need laws which make it a requir… https://t.co/WZk4MPJisK
3/19
2020
@retroscifiart The 2001 poster is so beautiful @thetalkshow @jsnell @gruber For real, can we get a regular show with the two of you together? These episodes are always excellent @mattworth Or would it be easier to just put his head in a noose, as he threatened to Gladys Berejiklian? @mattworth Or how about we hang him 58 metres over George Street, as he suggested people do to Clover Moore. @mattworth @Lisa_Wilkinson @SkyNewsAust @2GB873 @twittersecurity Would you prefer I say he should die of shame? Tha… https://t.co/8aTMqgYBlk
3/18
2020
@Lisa_Wilkinson @SkyNewsAust @2GB873 He's in the vulnerable age group - somebody give him the virus and kill the fucking cunt already.
3/17
2020
@CassidyJames @ryanprior @Mantia Designing custom logon screens and visual styles for XP is what got me started in graphic design 😊 @ericformanstan Good call 👀 @_marty_k 🎥🍑🩲For the next few weeks, my regular work duties will be performed sans pants. #WFH
3/16
2020
@gptm_wichita @americanrails @Bogglington Fascinating - thanks! @americanrails @Bogglington Was it common for trains to travel down streets like this? Or was this some type of one-off thing?https://t.co/b3MMC9pzm7
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3/14
2020
@PhilipThalis @SydPedestrian @cityofsydney And why the FUCK do they always use asphalt instead of concrete afterwar… https://t.co/M7FIHgftK5 @chrisfromamber So you’re a non-profit electricity provider?May be time to revisit our views of this brave man in his N95 mask who ordered a quarantine of Manhattan over the o… https://t.co/alYKIScgwq
Retweeted by Matt @outofcontextBA @joesteel @YourDeanyBoy The iOS dev team:
3/13
2020
@pixelmator For the love of god, please give Pixelmator for iOS a new icon! 🙏 @tldtoday https://t.co/ObJtFdsgUMThe iPhone 12 doesn’t matter, product delays don’t matter, not having the newest, shiniest gadget doesn’t matter, people freaking do.
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3/12
2020
@AlphaOmegaSin @LEGOIdeas https://t.co/FTogaKJEgc
3/11
2020
@MikeBeas @Mediocre_Tech @bzamayo You can tap the Siri remote trackpad instead of swiping and it functions like a D… https://t.co/kZ6YlASKdU @bzamayo Sometimes I feel like the only person who likes the Siri remote 😔 @MacRumors I love the new site design! You guys have done a great job refreshing it’s appearance without compromising it’s simplicity 👏👏 @mslopatto I completely agree with the disappointment you expressed on this week’s Vergecast re: the economic effec… https://t.co/vFkZdFvCmB#coronavirus https://t.co/tpzj0chHRu @iB3nji @timothy_89 It’s what most of us are taught at preschool, too. @iB3nji @peter_0713 @newscomauHQ @NSWHealth https://t.co/JXy4UutHK5
3/10
2020
The evolution of Smash Bros. https://t.co/bUZLS9lMk0
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3/9
2020
The correct time it takes to correctly wash your hands. Genius. #IWD2020 https://t.co/llO3ZTjKnT
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3/8
2020
@Priest @iB3nji @woolworths Wow @iB3nji you should feel bad for not wanting to argue with some dickhead on Twitter about toilet paper
3/7
2020
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3/5
2020
Enjoying a Milky Bar in ⁦@MrKRudd⁩’s memory 🇦🇺💙 https://t.co/p4fwFbd1ds @PrometheusFilms It's possible to do both. Finish the prequels with a final film, expand the universe with a TV/mini series. @danyltraynor Oh it was definitely a piece...
3/3
2020
When you realise the song you used to absolutely jam to at 8yo was about depression... 😕 https://t.co/k6jATgj489 @iB3nji And every smartphone review from June-ish onwards will be in the context of “this is the best they could do after the coronavirus”d i s p o s i t i o n https://t.co/jttTtgAu1G
Retweeted by Matt @StanAustralia Is their any likelihood of adding Up Next support for the Apple TV? Since subscribing to Disney+ I’m… https://t.co/SKQr7YNPYD
3/2
2020
@reckless @stanhoraczek @backlon @MKBHD And they were CORRECT!
2/28
2020
@UberKryptonian Contact. https://t.co/f4lWAhPWX6 @bzamayo @YourDeanyBoy “you can now edit what’s in the address bar” https://t.co/YDbBj6cUB1
2/27
2020
@mrdanielfeo Congrats :)
2/26
2020
Do you wanna get Planet of the Apes? Cos this is how you get Planet of the Apes... #baboons #BaboonWatch https://t.co/0ZG0dbD8en
Retweeted by MattBetter call saul's cinematography is just out of this world. The attention to detail and symbolisms are art forms i… https://t.co/7uIHTicN4X
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2/25
2020
@BenGeskin @_inside You’re implying it’s a new feature though, which isn’t true. @evacuationboy I had the biggest grin on my face when I realised who the ‘reporter’ was! @petergould @smadadp Fantastic episode!I’m only going to say this once #BetterCallSaul is the definition of quality television
Retweeted by MattBetter Call Saul might be one of the most underrated shows of all time. If you've not seen it, give it a try. Seriously. #BetterCallSaul
Retweeted by Matt @iB3nji vs Tinder in Hobart https://t.co/kfB04lBPci
2/24
2020
@iB3nji Earth is better off without us.This is fucking nuts. At this point I’m convinced Australia will continue digging up coal forever purely for princi… https://t.co/tVykvcy8L9https://t.co/ZLWXZZudZV
2/23
2020

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