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Sarah Pauling @_paulings Ann Arbor, MI

Seeker of internet deep lore and wearer of gaudy boots. Stories in @strangehorizons, @castofwonders, and others. She/her. #vp23; ed. @lunaquarterly

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Joined Twitter 9/28/15


so we just, like, do dishes until we die?
10/31
2020
for reference: https://t.co/EktJlZvCu0I don't know if this story is *good* but it does feel a bit like a Cake Bake Betty song sounds, so ok @skylit1 “My Best Friend’s Exorcism,” Grady Hendrix! @LittleKropotkinIf you had to choose an old picture of you as an album cover, what would you pick? https://t.co/HAAwIONQL8 https://t.co/5waDJPjauVDo not trust the garlic child. Do not take anything from the garlic child. Avoid looking directly into the garlic c… https://t.co/VzBRhJs5uP
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10/29
2020
this conversation happened awhile ago but i'm choosing to be thankful for it today for no particular reason *ahem*crit group: why does this story flashback-detour to a bar in a different city me: it’s based on a bar i like in tha… https://t.co/d5ywJpph63Reposting from 4 years back, just because I love the pic... 'Her Name is Windfee and she was made by Barbara Jamin… https://t.co/CXzZqmzqcW
Retweeted by Sarah Pauling @AndrewHiller @ElizabethCobbe @Sid__j It *is* hard to overstate how excited is be if Texas pulled through @ElizabethCobbe @Sid__j FTR i also would rather he stick to FL and PA @ElizabethCobbe @Sid__j I figured it was 'cause of this: https://t.co/Mr71EjtVLs no idea if it's a good strategy t… https://t.co/SSbbAuk4Fw
10/28
2020
It holds up every time, and greg gets funnier somehow*slaps cover page* this 🇲🇾-insp Captain Hook origin story has: - back-to-back swordfighting! - death by spicy chic… https://t.co/eLZTmB0I0M
Retweeted by Sarah Paulingtonight is!!!! OTGW night!!!! for the...sixth...? annual watch party!!haloween https://t.co/NDrJtcVIqs
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10/27
2020
The four horsemen of unlicensed disney shirts https://t.co/Nbx62SL4fc
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10/26
2020
@Sargent Thank you for helping it live!! @CChrisrose Thank you Christopher!!We’re watching 2001 for the first time and I don’t really want the plot to start. I would like to continue watching… https://t.co/ord0UK0vPf @Sid__j Sid you filled me with such powerful yet short-lived delight by using the words “Italian chef Twitter”read Gideon the Ninth. (then read Harrow the Ninth.) https://t.co/MbVpugp5Ri
Retweeted by Sarah Pauling @audonamission Watched “Hidden Figures” with a majority-Black audience and there were SO many moments. “Every time… https://t.co/yrJadu95aq @TheLauraDavy Thanks!! @transientj Thank you!! @HaileyPiperSays Thank you!! I wrote it for the "Silk and Steel" anthology originally so it is, as you might imagine, gayContract signed! My "space comedienne/resistance spy" story "The Dame With the Earth at her Back" will be appearing in Escape Pod next year! @CChrisrose Oh congrats!!!
10/24
2020
@endorphinique You are enacting evil on this world @CChrisrose One hopes!It is absolutely the premise of a horror film. But it's very cool. Make no mistake, it's cursed information. But it's extremely rad.I'm going wild about this!! https://t.co/Ekuhj8Mb3ASuper neat new project @constelacionmag is close to funding their launch Kickstarter. They're running to the end of… https://t.co/MmMZFEQaCk
Retweeted by Sarah PaulingHey do y’all know any paper girls? We are having an open casting call for PAPER GIRLS: https://t.co/5jdwSg8Z2r
Retweeted by Sarah Pauling @Trollbreath42 what great hair
10/23
2020
These are all twice as funny if you know Michael, and the way he delivers these killer lines with absolute pensive sincerityMichael categorized my old roommate's kitten as a red Focus ST, while Freya was a 2008 Silver Lexus Sedan. "some ca… https://t.co/vvfyPCfDtgMichael, discussing a kitten: well, she's not a FULL cat yet Me: Uh, what? Is she a half-cat?? Michael: cat betaMichael, staring thoughtfully at Freya: "Her walnut brain is made of love"the way husband talks to/about cats is hysterical to me Michael, barely hold Nyx back from eating pie crust off hi… https://t.co/l9R4NxMbXu @karigrafia <33333
10/22
2020
@kercoby For me it's definitely the forced proximity/structured group activity thing, because I didn't start making… https://t.co/TmebSNV30f
10/21
2020
I'll be limping for the rest of the day. https://t.co/8RJJPlaSc9
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10/20
2020
so far the Stephanie Brown run of Batgirl is really good! tonally it hits what i'm looking for, and i also really like Barbara Gordon in it
10/19
2020
I am reading Grady Hendrix’s PAPERBACKS FROM HELL and. Mm. https://t.co/odRAGXTr97
10/18
2020
I have no opinion on this man’s twitter presence. i just feel that we, the internet, should learn what statistics areevery time it’s time for the internet to fight Nate Silver I have to see replies from people who think his 70% Hill… https://t.co/rZn5Iqet1y
10/16
2020
@EdwinBeatnik I LOOOOOVE THIS SONGIt is, shall we say, realistic to my experienceI love romance, but I don't read many published books in the genre--NOT due to any fault in the books, but because… https://t.co/DMgXNBA1oHY’all gotta try this new secret menu drink at Starbucks https://t.co/pQq5RhjtR7
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10/15
2020
@PHoare1963 Thank you for this—he looks very sweet. Freya was adopted around the same time I started dating my now-… https://t.co/RX3noDcsvbWe lost a beautiful girl this past weekend. She had a very good last day lying in the sun. https://t.co/NFw5v5olJE
10/14
2020
I have a fairy tale in B Cubed Press’s new bedtime story anthology! It’s more mermaids (obviously!!!) https://t.co/YJ8PMWxQjR
10/11
2020
how did people slow down vampires before jesus was born
Retweeted by Sarah Paulingyou can't love shadowrun without also hating it a little bit
Retweeted by Sarah Pauling @HBBisenieks The spooky fence is pretty no matter the season I think!!!
10/7
2020
retweet to pet the cat        __      />  フ      |  .  . l      /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |… https://t.co/ped0OG8ABI
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10/6
2020
Very excited for pumpkins in ACNH because I really wanted a farm of some kind to go next to my wildflower field
10/5
2020
Life with my youngest child, a story in three pictures. https://t.co/u0Vfhm10LJ
Retweeted by Sarah PaulingNew! Hard SF aficionados will love “What Rhythms in Your Body Have Changed?” by Sarah Pauling. To prevent a war, a… https://t.co/IKgVDWiyJ2
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10/4
2020
On October 3rd, there are two kinds of people. https://t.co/VGo3MQeioD
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10/3
2020
@FondaJLee @ViableParadise (Also, this time of year last year, I was panicking about how little research I'd done o… https://t.co/kjB6CMSVHG @FondaJLee @ViableParadise My first drafts have gotten undeniably stronger! Something at VP (and in the feedback fr… https://t.co/IdR6V0wkNOalso, hi, it's time https://t.co/8DidnV4YCYIt has been nearly 2 weeks of kitten ownership and he thinks his name is "baby"I am in this issue, alongside the fabulous @_lowpH!! Encounter...remote space surgery performed from orbit! An amba… https://t.co/6SfgU6wm3g
10/1
2020
@thelindsayellis A deadpool-style Squirrel Girl movie with her curb-stomping all the big bads is the only thing tha… https://t.co/6HFYhGrlWW
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9/30
2020
The baby watching mythbusters https://t.co/5cPljW7kc5I have a story in this anthology!!! It includes: - a revolutionary death-cultist quarry-worker who’s 50% muscles,… https://t.co/ISZDqMvHLi
Retweeted by Sarah Pauling @RosariumBill @rosariumpub If you’ll take a total stranger I’m intrigued!
9/29
2020
3 recurring themes in my work: -Very different people can find comfort in each other for complex emotional reasons… https://t.co/uQLKQzAGOS
9/27
2020
Long...boi... https://t.co/Q0hQzKG95W
9/25
2020
The place D.L. Podlesni sets her story, "For God is in Sleep Also, and Dreams Advise" is real, though born out of a… https://t.co/CoJ8ViUxd4
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9/23
2020
This snapchat filter is, uh, something https://t.co/Vaee6k5OkFThe fact that the character Courtney owns an original 1986 Molly doll means that the American Girl Company is canon… https://t.co/WQZnsmpRg6
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9/22
2020
"As per my last email" is profanity. You were cursed out.
Retweeted by Sarah PaulingHe falls asleep like this: https://t.co/2I3VIRnVmcBABY VOID https://t.co/GrMrPg7B3t
9/21
2020
BTW, you have to remember defense. The Michigan race, with current Senator Gary Peters, democrat, is tightening up.… https://t.co/H7xs8YmWTC
Retweeted by Sarah PaulingPlease help me make some @SpiritHalloween money https://t.co/c96EuJgTR1
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9/20
2020
@Caffa_Jakes AAAA!!!!The boy coming home with us tomorrow!!! https://t.co/N3bxTK1xXtVoting is already underway. We can flip the Senate. Start tonight: https://t.co/66ysoBAcqf
Retweeted by Sarah Paulingit is absolutely depraved that we cannot mourn this mountain of a woman’s death without the fear of whatever is lef… https://t.co/1Xfh4VPTev
Retweeted by Sarah PaulingAn 🔥action list🔥 following the RBG news. Channel your feelings into action right now. This is more important than i… https://t.co/vCt1bAfrUV
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9/19
2020
Stunning work... https://t.co/XbuprW9O2L
Retweeted by Sarah Paulingi'm going back to bed https://t.co/j78XHZ3Kik
9/18
2020
@ElizabethCobbe ONE DAY, CERTAINLY......when it is marginally less badthank you all for liking this in an unlucky number. nobody else like itthis draft is BAD but it is COMPLETE
9/17
2020
@LittleKropotkin Legitimately cannot remember!
9/16
2020
@Sid__j I am truly adrifti feel threatened by this order confirmation screen https://t.co/I2gK2YdoUn
9/13
2020
*doing the laundry* wow, shit, i have consciousness, don't i? i'm a conscious being? with a brain and a personality… https://t.co/AwOyBs6sbf @gabydunn @sharpegirl Wait, did you really assume everyone was talking about creative/intellectual comfort? Rather… https://t.co/aQIQGM3pWc
9/11
2020
@gabydunn @Zucchinna So to confirm, you believe that questioning or being in the closet is the same thing as being… https://t.co/ksfo4B7RlY
9/10
2020
@CChrisrose Nice cat!Check out what's in store for you in the October issue of A&A. #newfiction #newpoetry @derrickbodenhttps://t.co/Jd1ScpG4ix
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9/9
2020

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