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Sydney. she/her VT’22

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Joined Twitter 5/8/17


@mikaelajpalermo @socc3rgur1ie Does a storage closet count
1/20
2021
@MalloryMable He’s free. He easily achieves the peace that an experienced yoga instructor could only dream of.You know how some animals act like they’re a human stuck in an animal’s body? My hamster has none of that. You look… https://t.co/IQCRDWgaCe @socc3rgur1ie You eat Oreo cake with bbq sauce?
1/19
2021
My hairdresser said multiple times that I have dandruff and even gave me a regimen to follow I don’t have dandruff I never have w h a t
1/18
2021
If I was Pandora I simply wouldn’t open the mysterious box
1/17
2021
How can I be a subject in a sleep study cause I have a real passion for sleeping
1/16
2021
Sibling group chat ft a bottle of piss https://t.co/Yo3SLGfymlI don’t have the faintest idea what rocky horror picture show is about and I’m ok with thatHorny people have ruined the word kitten
1/14
2021
@henriettagomes I really liked design and art for consumers! Low stress and fun if you like interior design throughout history
1/13
2021
Has anyone at VT taken public speaking during covid? How does the class work online?Can’t sleep because I just came up with a research topic and the more I think the more excited I am about it. Yes in involves squirrels.
1/12
2021
Yeah https://t.co/QuKoJ1yDn3
1/11
2021
People in the Victorian era be like mmmmm time to unknowingly eat plaster @vorgoni Y are you the golgi body
1/10
2021
https://t.co/BYQGORT74qIt’s too damn early for me to be crying over a scene from Ratatouille but here I am
1/9
2021
Just read “joe Biden presidency” as joe Biden pregnancy and it took me too long to correct myselfthe J in Donald J Trump stand for JosephineA tramp stamp that says “Pucker Up, Buttercup” in comic sans
1/7
2021
The script to Indians Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc has homoerotic undertonesI move to California and become a party server so I can sneakily pour water on celebrities to make it look like they peed their pants
1/6
2021
I still absolutely BUMP to Helena by MCR
1/5
2021
@MalloryMable Her role in beauty and the beast really threw me off. When I saw she was in little women I got so weirded out
1/4
2021
Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts stays ON during sex
1/2
2021
anyone who thinks midsommar was a girl power movie needs to be put on a watchlist https://t.co/ZrPdlrQ9oY
Retweeted by cringe enthusiastI listened to phoebe bridgers for the first time and didn’t know why her music is seen as sad and then she started… https://t.co/DHOtZMyGvr @clovergreer Thankss ur 3D$Has this been done yet https://t.co/U666EdPtH9I haven’t been scrolling on Twitter in a while why is everyone’s name in Russianhttps://t.co/39LHgZLjeE
1/1
2020
Girls: “ how was your day? these mountains are so beautiful. Today I read a poem that reminded me of you” Guys: “… https://t.co/Ghnv2hKsTqIt’s like stardew valley wants female players to be lesbians all of the guy NPCs either have terrible personalities… https://t.co/ZHChgjfJKII hate when my brain creates a dream so mundane and realistic that I wake up believing it actually happened
12/31
2020
Any video game is automatically made better if your character is able to steal
12/30
2020
Let Vine die I’m so tired @okcaitlinn All I saw was a gorgeous smile!
12/26
2020
@bbeachrat I’ve thought a lot about this and I think guy fieri would win. Paul is beefy and calm enough to pack a p… https://t.co/kI3lQ6gtxaKinda fucked up that I thought alcohol would kill me for years because my doctor told me my medication would react… https://t.co/JYXGQuqKEe @bbeachrat Where can I do this?just a working theory but i think everyone who has ever had a hamster had some kind of traumatic experience with it
Retweeted by cringe enthusiastAll I want for Christmas is RATS.
Retweeted by cringe enthusiastI feel like Ratatouille is made for me. Rats (!), animation, beautiful shots of cooking, scenes that respect nonver… https://t.co/0lVsdN9WYA @bbeachrat AKA Dr oz goes to the UK @acon0016 I really love thisI keep saying “good boy” to this dog even though he isn’t doing anything but it’s because he’s so sweet! He’s a good boy always!
12/25
2020
Also me and my brother got each other the same gift he heard me tell him what I was getting him and then totally forgotI forgot 90% of what I asked for for Christmas so it will be a surprise unboxingScience used to be old guys using meth and performing psychological experiments on orphanswhy does twitter keep recommending all this sports shit to me i’m 21 and pretty
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12/24
2020
Hello just once I’d like to see a tv show with two straight friends of the opposite sex. No secret feelings, no fri… https://t.co/QNQguryuP1congress when january bills hit https://t.co/uvOACULP7t
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12/23
2020
You’ve heard of cockroach now get ready for pussyroach
12/22
2020
I want to be one of the live gators at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis
12/21
2020
Does anyone else remember playing in corn pits as kids? I fear that covid had ruined corn pitsI like breeds of dogs with “dog” in their name. I look at a Bernese mountain dog and I go “damn that sure is a dog”
12/20
2020
Once the vet office I intern at had a small crusty white dog come in that was so old and crusty that the doctor wal… https://t.co/IA07xMrWjI
12/19
2020
Eyyyyy my mom got her first dose of the covid vaccineMy only obligation tomorrow is to bake brownies for my family :)
12/17
2020
My mom found the nicest way to tell me “that tattoo design is ugly, look online for a new one”
12/15
2020
New workout routine where I destroy old furniture with a rusty axeBaby on board 👶 https://t.co/ACp6ZfFiXjPigs have a spit kink pigs have a spit kink pigs have a spit kink
12/14
2020
@jackiethejello Just looked it up y’all are losing I’m sending thots and prayers your wayIs there a game tonight? My neighbors are being a stupid amount of loud that’s unique to football game watchers and drunk frat boys
12/13
2020
Haiku makes me feel old af because I get so annoyed any time they scream and they scream so muchJust finished it I love that I can type fast enough to keep up with lectures at 2x speed @bbeachrat Yeah both seasons and I really liked it so if you know anything like it I’d be excited @bbeachrat Kinda? I like the ones that are more psychologicalAbout to watch a 90 min lectureRecommend some shows to me based on my favorites (pls) The good place Bojack horseman Breaking bad The amazing… https://t.co/sMA2XnCIaYHow I feel be cause I’m out of milk to have with my cookies https://t.co/R83vVuV1My
12/12
2020
In 2012 I was really into Vocaloid but couldn’t find the songs on iTunes so I’d play the songs from my moms phone a… https://t.co/ul2tPJAqYy
12/11
2020
@bbeachrat He’s very little! His tiny hands and foot! He doesn’t know what’s going on! @stori_stromboli The shopping cart we use as a shelfhttps://t.co/kn8635BWxM @GordonRamsay so y’know how you can drop droplets of juice into oil to make pearls? Can you do the same thing with milk?What if we bred so many bats and released them so they’d eat all the mosquitoes in the world
12/10
2020
I don’t even proofread emails anymore it’s just type and send
12/9
2020
The virgin @FedEx vs the chad @USPSPlease Excuse My Dope Ass SwagSmiley fries are one of my favorite foodsThat’s pretty neat https://t.co/Z7frgVCLT1 https://t.co/qRLp23Vbvw
12/8
2020
So for 4 years I’ve had this thing where I wake up in the middle of the night and see something beside me that isn’… https://t.co/AB1D5mxhcoJust got a 5 minute long conservative ad about how we need to take legal action against schools educating children… https://t.co/r4dSEEihvT
12/7
2020
He does nothing Yet he is everything https://t.co/aKNH0ZNVo1Bone apple teeth! For dinner I made some fettuccini Alfredo that turned out inedible. A taste of Italy 🇮🇹 https://t.co/3sYSS6iKUF
12/5
2020
hey vt twitter i’m considering selling these handmade crochet bees (in any color) so please lmk if you or someone y… https://t.co/UXmUx21zXi
Retweeted by cringe enthusiastI’m in the same class as one of my Twitter mutuals I saw them in a discussion board lol
12/4
2020
My goal is to own a small white crusty dogCrash BandicooterIon usually tweet or anything but my lil guy been missin for two weeks now. He went missing in terrace view hes on… https://t.co/a9c58pIx9I
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12/3
2020
Here’s the full thing https://t.co/cWAf39q3j7Not me getting passion pit as my top artist 2 years in a row https://t.co/AKHR4hmLdT
12/2
2020
I’ve been listening to a lot of Megan thee stallion and iggy azalea for a research paper. My favorite Megan thee st… https://t.co/1FUnSFbTRM
12/1
2020
Wait Ellen DeGenerous is a lesbainin!?! 🙀🙀It’s that time of year where I see the live action grinch and am sent into an internal blind fury
11/30
2020
Gardeners be like “ah yes only the finest of cow shit for these consumable plants”
11/29
2020

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