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Elizabeth... you need to stop going for blonde guys that play the guitar.
i am down absolutely horrendous rn
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปYes there should be 7 but there are only 6..... and for what????
I am listening to my roommates talk about how shit their history education was and I am literally getting so angryโ€ฆ
Itโ€™s 9 AM and I am already crying tee hee :)She's gonna save me, call me baby Run her hands through my hair
Garth Brooks really did show up in boots to a black tie affair
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿป @Hylianlikelyboi What if i already have an archnemesisJust girly things
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Forgot to take the name of my sorority out of my Zoom name from recruitment and I didn't realize for 45 minutes!!!โ€ฆ with my last $100:
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปEarly morning Twitter who up ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” Joe Armstrong did not get up on stage during the 2016 American Music Awards screaming "No Trump, No KKK, Noโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปThinking about how this weekend my six year old cousin said โ€œLizzie, if you hate men..... why do you love me?โ€ And like ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
Why is the soundtrack for Surfs Up so good??? Like it has no business being this good????Probably the most dangerous thing about me is i like to make Spotify playlists about how im feeling and what im goiโ€ฆโ€œI donโ€™t trust men who fenceโ€ โ€”ClaireImagine prefering sweet bagels to savory bagels.... disgustingdrink enough tequila and you wonโ€™t remember who hurt you โ™ฅ๏ธ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปDrunk and adding drivers license to the queue ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’•
This is all i think abt when people call me the beer girl do you do with a drunken sailor? Two extremely testy essays from the JSTOR archive tell you everything you neeโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปMen with blonde floppy hair: release your grasp on me this instant
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Good morning I hope everyone enjoys a bagel today :)
big day tomorrow
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปYโ€™ALL I JUST FINISHED THIS BOOK AND IT WAS SO GOOD! It made me love reading again and I am obsessed with it. So ifโ€ฆ @ashley_deans Ashley.....Now do shredded chicken day I get on my silly little bird app and broadcast my silly little mental illness to the world
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปOh to bake a little floral focaccia and share it at a picnic with my friends ๐Ÿฅบ is 7:35 AM and i have already chosen violence once today.
@ashley_deans One day (at the Babe Cave, aka Toast PromiseLand) I put garlic salt on my buttered toast.... and i never went backDo you salt your toast? ๐Ÿž๐Ÿง‚Happy one year anniversary to this gem dress for Ashleys wedding just got here and all im saying is i look GOOD in it
Iโ€™m so tired of angry men!!! PLEASE go to therapy and stop fussing at me!! I didnโ€™t do it!
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿปbitches be like โ€œiโ€™m fineโ€ and then drivers license olivia rodrigo 1:32 โ”โ”โ”โโ”โ”โ”โ”€โ”€ 4:0โ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปI simply do not understand why in Wonder Woman 1984 Diana Prince is willing to risk nuclear holocaust for a man?????
Me: i had a wonder woman barbie as a kid. She was pretty badass Quill: that explains a lot about you actually @nuggetkween Delete this tweetFocusing too much DNA testing to determine a personโ€™s Native ancestry risks undermining tribal sovereignty, writesโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปDamn girl, this popcorn is straight up Orvillian
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Im really just happy that anyone at all voted yes so I will concede @emfranks7 @emfranks7 I SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY MADE ELIZABETH TAKE MEMy roommate just said to me โ€œyour personality says B cup but i know you actually wear larger than thatโ€ MAAM WHAT?!Ate half a ring of shrimp cocktail by myself and now my mercury is in retrograde or some shit
Hello i have an important question: does Natty taste a little bit like bananas to you?We found them ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’•Its me and Cecile in the Lowes refusing to ask a m*n for help even tho we have no idea where the cord protectors areOne like and I will do virtual recruitment with baby yoda in my lapCheers to our colleagues in the LOC and also the programmer behind ๐Ÿฅ‚
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿป @Hylianlikelyboi Yes exactly!!!! @Hylianlikelyboi I agree!!! Im still working on my recipe :(
Also beer mustard I made beer bread muffins because I have too much work beer at my disposal and no friends to drink it that "we can disagree and still be friends" applies to stuff like enjoying different games or characters.โ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿปjoe biden: this is not america everyone else:
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This is not a text i sent Grace but so accurately represents our relationship don't study history or philosophy, you'll never get a job bc it has no value in society ๐Ÿ˜Œ Also Americanโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿปโ€œHes lovely in every other way except he doesnt like garlic breadโ€ is a real thing Grace just said to meAny statement from @VTSandsman should start by acknowledging that Steve Bannon went here, by thoroughly repudiatingโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปI accidentally added 10x as much yeast as I was supposed to to my beer last night and somehow the following beer exโ€ฆโ€™s the way a country that kidnapped and enslaved human beings keeps saying โ€œthis is not who we areโ€ for me.
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปHundreds of thousands of DC residents had to endure a coup in their backyard today, go into curfew at 6pm, and fearโ€ฆ
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if the united states saw what the united states was doing right now the united states would invade itself
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปCapitol police flipped over and cuffed paraplegics in wheelchairs for doing sit ins in the capitol for M4A
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปThe Capitol at dusk. Photo by @LeahMillis
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปTrump really said โ€œI know how mistreated we areโ€ to ARMED WHITE people who havenโ€™t been TOUCHED LMAO
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐Ÿป @not___connor Yes and saw a post about a baby born at the start of quarantine whoโ€™s now 1 and because sheโ€™s been inside her whole liโ€ฆ
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปI think VT Twitter should set a collective new yearโ€™s resolution to get @not___connor to stop saying โ€œnussyโ€ @theMaroonHokie No it makes me feel sleepy all day ๐Ÿ˜ I have been bullied into turning my phone to dark mode always instead of only when it is dark @not___connor simply cannot be trueโ€” if it were I would be much more successfulโ€™re in a serious relationship? aw, iโ€™m sorry. i hope you get to be in a funny relationship someday.
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปFUCKING NO BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY THE SHREDDED CHICKEN QUESADILLA MELT books and finding books you want to read are two totally different hobbies.
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Face ID doesnโ€™t recognize me when I have been crying ask me how I know @not___connor MY PHONE IS ON LIGHT MODE DURING THE DAYโ€” SUE ME @gingersnap_2015 @ashley_deans @drewgouge SEASON 2 OF SMASH GOD DAMN I LOVED THAT DISASTER @ashley_deans NO THIS POLL IS TEARING ME APART @ashley_deans And I had to smack my ass in front of 60,000 people? Great mem ๐Ÿ˜‚
@emfranks7 e$5Once I told Ashley about a bad thing I did and how I felt like i was leading these men on etc and she said โ€œya knowโ€ฆ @DaltonShiflett BAD DATES IS A GOD TIER DALTON TWEET @emfranks7 Yo what the hell these are fire ๐Ÿ˜‚ are attracted to short women because they want a little Yoda riding on their back while they run around. But aโ€ฆ
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Carding men at work to see if theyโ€™re cute under their masks ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿป toxic trait is that I preferred Owens brunch to West End*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Retweeted by toast afficionado ๐Ÿž๐ŸปIts just the way men are intimidated by vocabulary like grow up bro @bspillare I will literally destroy you