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Welby @_welby_ Arizona

I look forward to not having to look so backwards.

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Joined Twitter 6/26/18


@makagle https://t.co/CmhvMGL0Fv @NovelistSpense @NatashaLink1 I like the words "artisan" and "artisanal" but they are getting a bit over applied. I… https://t.co/MWRUEDFCcP
11/25
2020
@iamprinceuthman https://t.co/wYiQ46OWma @MagicalOverload This will soon hatch into one of @hankgreen's 'Carls.' @ConanOBrien Accept. You'll get mad perks on Secretaries Day! @Mythical @MythicalChef @NHendizadeh @trevorevarts @vianaiaustin Roasted PumEggUs. PumEggUs is a bit like a TurDuck… https://t.co/k0IyK9SkvF @eirewolf Right? It would be significantly cathartic to see Trump dragged out. @BostonGlobe I find reveling in Schadenfreude repellent, but would 100% make an exception to see Trump abjectly hum… https://t.co/2qWEz46jAVThe cast of the upcoming #Reagan film is practically a 'Who's Who' of Who??? https://t.co/3ZhqLuFC0N
11/24
2020
@Bookworm_Dani86 I do a mean worm. Also, it's advisable to drop to the ground when someone is threatening you with a gun. @chrisfarnsworth The fallout from Trump's failed presidency is going to haunt us for quite a long time. I suspect… https://t.co/26xwodJWQA @jroberts1324 Autobiography, you just don't realize it yet. @thestarkiller1 @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle Just google "Jeremiah Kenosha" and you'll find plenty of artic… https://t.co/AbNDLFKqhy @thestarkiller1 @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle You (and the video you shared) are completely skipping over th… https://t.co/32gPbEZH2S @thestarkiller1 @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle Ugh. I have a job and don't have time to take deliberately obt… https://t.co/AtPIjGUeYs @thestarkiller1 @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle So, you wouldn't try to disarm someone who is pointing a weapo… https://t.co/8UH1ElCL5k @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle Why not? You're ignoring every law Rittenhouse broke. @static_sys @COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle You must be talking about the EMT he MURDERED who was trying to disarm him aft… https://t.co/xpYyEhSoJv
11/23
2020
@COVID_1984 @GreyDeLisle Rittenhouse illegally crossed state lines with a firearm he couldn’t legally own, threaten… https://t.co/Ga2vuOdZhq
11/22
2020
@Finktank1 Whenever I get a new follow, I take a few seconds to scroll through the person’s tweets to make sure I’m… https://t.co/esOe1p8Rnh
11/20
2020
@J_Motoki Beware of handmines. @TheNicoleNeuman Philippines, I mean. I always mess that up. @TheNicoleNeuman Apparently it is in the Phillipines.
11/17
2020
@Lady_Miss_Marie Though "inCOMING!" is shorthand for "may I?" in some parts of the world. @digitaldraco I think this bloke is bouncing *all kinds* of reality checks. @ironiclively @LaraAnnDominick https://t.co/DuLNXX0CNU @ironiclively @LaraAnnDominick He probably wouldn't appreciate folks vilifying stingrays, even. @anniefofani Same. In fairness, that hardly will make it unique.#Prediction: the first (domestic) #terrorist attack organized on #Parler will occur within the next 90 days.
11/16
2020
@LDLKnight @CupeAB This is precisely the case. @Lady_Miss_Marie Agreed, though I’d definitely ask permission before hugging him. @KickBrainTumors Yes, yes, yes, and yes. @toferj_ @JodiLenise *bad, not had @toferj_ @JodiLenise Same. The license examiner was pretty startled that I was driving a stick. After she said I'd… https://t.co/2JynVe9isH @GreyDeLisle I see what you did there ... but where ARE we? @DuskaDoesArt The incredibly rare conjoined javelina. https://t.co/1sTeCVMv6u
11/15
2020
@sarahybethy You're a delight.#InsomniaThought: I'm not a complete moron, but I'm making progress.
11/14
2020
@GreyDeLisle @ColmFlynn1 @instagram @Facebook In fairness, you could probably do an AMAZING impression of Grey DeLisle-Griffin.I am HERE for this. https://t.co/TCkv76UqS6 @senatemajldr When will you disclose to your health condition to your constituents? We can all see that you're on b… https://t.co/6bkkrhWu5x @nachosarah @AndyRichter Forsooth?I need some sort of mnemonic to remind me how to spell 'mnemonic.' @sarahybethy I’ll try. Or at least I’ll keep attempting to learn what that means. Thank you. @sarahybethy I’m the same height! Can I stop wearing heels?
11/12
2020
@MyBestEats21 @JayN_81 @altonbrown Enjoy Parler! @Gwydhar Ah. For my cat allergies. @makagle I considered registering “moral bankruptcy dot com” for the same purpose, but I didn’t want it this much. https://t.co/UIyiScwpzw @LizVassey The mute button. Hard to not truly love its work.#RefrigeratorsMagnets require attention. https://t.co/9V1UGqsVst @DineshDSouza No, Buckley had a sense of decency. @DineshDSouza Remember that time you were in Federal prison and were pardoned by the most corrupt President in Amer… https://t.co/Yz8RcMgJZy @toferj_ I'm just sleepy enough that it took me fifteen seconds to wonder how it got to be 6:30 before realizing th… https://t.co/Qec1shQkp1 @toferj_ I understood, you. What's a missing word between tweeters? @toferj_ A few years ago, I was recording a town council meeting, and a *candidate* for the council, a former polic… https://t.co/Mb5yLXKjwK @LuttonLife @NBCNews Did you say, "I'm willing to give it back"? @TheNicoleNeuman ˙ʎluᴉɐʇɹǝɔ @cmpriest If $130K was good enough for Stormy ... oh wait."Stormy, how much money should I get from these Republicans?" https://t.co/gaAE1T5a7t
11/11
2020
@LuttonLife @TheRealHoarse Right? What is it that someone would look to Melania to teach about being first lady? Re… https://t.co/4cozqdW9xV @davenewworld_2 Mind if I smoke? @toferj_ Right? I'm a gun owner, but it honestly seems like a LOT of 2nd-Amendment-worshippers think their right to… https://t.co/NqCQcNLpP1 @DeanBrowningPA @WhoopiGoldberg Are you - a black, gay guy - saying that 100 million votes went missing in this ele… https://t.co/BRjqtXDdyL @DeanBrowningPA Here's the thing I think a LOT of Republicans don't understand. Many of us who were once conservati… https://t.co/JYyvxBtXJW @LuttonLife #truth
11/10
2020
Very few conspiracy theories meet the rigor to be considered a conspiracy hypothesis. They really ought to be calle… https://t.co/nWJaupz35Z @DineshDSouza Hey, remember that time you were going to be president of a college, but they dumped you because you… https://t.co/KJqA3mtCm1 @RealJamesWoods Oh, I see what you mean! https://t.co/a89qgnaTQD @ProjectLincoln @DevinCow Left a voicemail. @DanCrenshawTX Pfizer was NOT a part of Operation Warp Speed. #StopLying #DanCrenshawIsALiar #TexasDeservesBetter #TrumpSpreadsCovid @makagle My face and my palm are spending way too much time together. @CWB95735369 *well
11/9
2020
@CWB95735369 I have. If cooked will, it's delightful. If cooked badly, the texture never lets you stop thinking "I'm eating a tongue."I’m honestly trying to stop being so political here, but this kind of thing is making it nearly impossible. https://t.co/Ymi81MBr9B @ksorbs Why not? You guys said it a lot when a black man was president. @WillieHandler Mazel tov!I'm a HUGE fan of @CriticalRole, but right now my favorite nerdy-ass voice actor is @GreyDeLisle. https://t.co/8J2jlSv3l2 @J_Motoki That's a huge pool of nope. @MagicalOverload You should know that your curiosity about other people is admirable and inspirational. @gouldninja @DaySigned Honestly, no. This lame duck session is NOT going to be a quiet one. @Pastor_Gabe Trump was the judgement. The religious right chose to idolize political power, worshipping an adultero… https://t.co/rK8fKiLcXH @EvaFemale71 @MagicalOverload It's started to become easier. It may be help that I tend to question societal backgr… https://t.co/LQztDlmdJU @MagicalOverload Answering questions that may seem stupid without being cruel. Eg: someone at my office once asked… https://t.co/RERMXYuDow @eirewolf @RealJamesWoods Right? I own guns, but apparently I'm owning them wrong, because I've never stormed a gov… https://t.co/fA4XvBAF24One of the remarkable things about the town I work for is <checks notes> our love of dark skies ... hmm. https://t.co/vmmJ2NLYkH @nachosarah Same. @jessphoenix2018 I think a Trump "Presidential Strip Club" is more apropos.
11/8
2020
If Amy Poehler isn't at Biden's inauguration, I'll ... I'll... https://t.co/r7w9YkMX4XJames "Dog Whistle" Woods seems to be suggesting taking up arms against democracy. Are you really hoping to get a l… https://t.co/k7XSc9R26JGuess he’s announcing a program to finish raking the forests before his lame duck session is up. https://t.co/4ojClUSPEC @speak4truth123 @ScottAdamsSays If you don’t have any grasp on population being unevenly distributed, you’re part o… https://t.co/UstvHG8u1x @sherlock_hulmes Thank you, and may your initiative rolls be high! @LizVassey You've got such a way with word.Aye, lad. It does at that. https://t.co/WSfeixPP3p @SkyeJethani I guess you've made it to the big leagues?I'm not skilled at identifying birds, but this is one. (I think it's an osprey.) I normally see burrowing owls alo… https://t.co/PzOT8nFnYzShe's not wrong. https://t.co/48Y79GOCHE @zack2thafuture @kimguilfoyle It was a misunderstanding due to the homophonetic relationship between "horrible" and "whore-able." @RudyGiuliani This really needs more quote symbols scattered throughout. Eg: "Americans" are giving us so much "evi… https://t.co/JrZYwtK8xII had my camera settings a bit off, but still managed a decent capture. I really need to take a few days off just t… https://t.co/eqAYTbUnbm
11/7
2020

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