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Optimus Prime has fallen on hard times. Due to the current situation I’ve lost my income, if you enjoy… https://t.co/rSdRHZ44nVI love karma. 😂 https://t.co/PjorHntSZ1Wrong! https://t.co/bl78eRZNKGI’m curious what happened to World War 3-10. #YouHadOneJob https://t.co/UbTOCuwCEyGood choice. https://t.co/852p7VmPirLucas better keep his mouth shut 🤐 https://t.co/EWPZDYyjAHWe all do it. 😂 https://t.co/1JxRxUsZaCDid you know? #youhadonejob https://t.co/Sr2lGEr3ZvAnd you can never see them. 😂 https://t.co/FjuqTRt8W2They say Africa is the cradle of life. #mindblown https://t.co/gDEVr1HeMiWTF? https://t.co/8MALXTDCOxSeems legit. https://t.co/sH4e2GDzQvCareful laying concrete near a duck pond. 🦆 https://t.co/4iu3qr5vFd“It’s gonna cost a few quid, mate.” https://t.co/78wVMthI9C
7/12
2020
Which house is yours? https://t.co/dCq4vp2VWWAll of the above. https://t.co/3KUhPLTiiTThe statues are fighting back. https://t.co/4cazE18K84
Retweeted by You Had One Job!Seems legit. https://t.co/3WOQnmIds3Every fisherman will understand. 😂 https://t.co/qYodtV1zbsMight be time to go home. https://t.co/iYJw36564LThe grocery getter. https://t.co/CHBoz8WG5hI really hope she likes it. https://t.co/W6Nbn6hipBNo one cared who I was, until I took off the mask. https://t.co/u98Fhi8Rd8Seems fair. https://t.co/ZJev1diWGxI do. https://t.co/YXi7BQVUfOPowerful stream. https://t.co/4gd71hU3NDThis model forgot how to cup. https://t.co/WBhVPo5RNb
7/11
2020
The council will decide your fate. https://t.co/0N4jqx0zsA“Why are you late for work?” https://t.co/P6jbl0vnsANot sure about going on this plane... https://t.co/MpkjhEmgnGKnow your bees. #DontStepOnABeeDay https://t.co/wslnJCM3yWYou Had One Job! 😂 https://t.co/Zm5vTdMPa9Honey? Where’s the remote? https://t.co/4Ylqdh1DgPWord of 2020 https://t.co/hz693nufEQMe: God, I could really use a sign right now God: https://t.co/SXLVZNGNI7Bees know 🐝 #DontStepOnABeeDay https://t.co/r0SdKiMlVvA genius. https://t.co/jDHSc5gx35“Works great, I can feel the cold air already.” #YouHadOneJob https://t.co/BAzHOBIOqbBeep Beep 😂 #youhadonejob https://t.co/rBbesTU6rYWorst swimming hole ever. https://t.co/JJG204tfqTMust be a nightmare to sing Happy Birthday to her. 😂 https://t.co/CDlSSSXOiTwoah livin on a payer. https://t.co/auBYCQhp46Omg bro. https://t.co/OkHwM09p64
7/10
2020
“This is the biggest toilet I ever seen.” Due to the current situation I’ve lost my income, if you enjoy… https://t.co/ZA3JSmLbADMy 2020 Bingo card is nearly full. https://t.co/lWk8qXtVDnAnnual streaming prices. https://t.co/AVLhaDg7naClassic grandad. https://t.co/knwMxeREnFIt’s true. https://t.co/SLwidbRhmEWash your balls. https://t.co/OPsH4dW36ANice work lads. https://t.co/ZOnUHLsc97I found the guy to blame for 2020. https://t.co/BuB680V6wUA slight error. 😂 https://t.co/W1dAA3e7YSAnimals that look like celebrities. https://t.co/ZVtKVC0jMJSeems fair. https://t.co/TYerzw6EIYThat’s definitely Aunt Edna. 😂 https://t.co/BEnmTjikUj🎥😂😳🦟🤦‍♂️👊🏻 https://t.co/FctukRuhCzBack in my day. https://t.co/yuRJRLJJHUIt’s true. https://t.co/ifshH36gG5Don’t wrap you food in newspaper. https://t.co/bxPLUP4DxlIt’s gets so cold in Russia that ghosts that haunt houses freeze to death. https://t.co/4r0pkq7IkF
7/9
2020
You Had One Job! https://t.co/HgwzQOvrlJ
Retweeted by You Had One Job!When panoramic pictures go wrong. https://t.co/3c5SjZlhbTWhen the jaw opens wide and there’s more jaw inside, that’s a Moray. https://t.co/qyEt9waxbNWhy does King Tut look like a Philly Cheesesteak? https://t.co/7VYHlPtiVJAgree..and it's actually not that bad 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/eLKfSvbC0IOk then! https://t.co/CcPiRRCcXJBig potato 😂 https://t.co/TNrGxn34pVMeanwhile in Australia 🇦🇺 https://t.co/VqzvGrnvf4Helpful golf store. https://t.co/7Asor0eR1ePokemon like a boss. https://t.co/GECDXqWdhDThe really do. https://t.co/Z88IsEecQsBehold, the mighty Infinity Sax. https://t.co/ZDC7A8oeJgThe best place for fireworks. 😷 🦅 https://t.co/Vcl03Nyaq9Pretty accurate.... https://t.co/j7bxhinK0U
7/8
2020
Some things never change. Due to the current situation I’ve lost my income, if you enjoy @_youhadonejob1 or any o… https://t.co/Edu8NPshcWGo home printer you’re drunk. https://t.co/ORjpZvTMqVShould have gone to Specsavers. #YouHadOneJob https://t.co/iASn4trO4UYou Had One Job! https://t.co/HgwzQOvrlJYou know you’re getting old when Dennis the Menace and Gnasher are all grown up. https://t.co/BJVbGal4oSAnd the police man name of the year award goes to.... https://t.co/0S13iTlMtEWell isn’t that ironic. #youhadonejob https://t.co/zUmajP2U3aThey could be right. https://t.co/QUpv4YFGJYOh dear. https://t.co/TW4lDLt1p6I hate that. https://t.co/lTDMW5UblOIf you’re wearing a hat to protect your head make sure it doesn’t let the sun through. 😳 https://t.co/rTa4bH1ANTOn a scale of hedgehog cake, how are you feeling today? https://t.co/dLV8hsjF5aHow to lose 1500 calories in your sleep. https://t.co/Ji57U3nq7GFarting in a crowded elevator. https://t.co/0wikZKclehTiming is key. https://t.co/Wgpl0Dv2eSA toaster. 😂 https://t.co/Hm6CUsgfLLI can’t unsee it now. https://t.co/TexpohGhvNMy favourite soup. https://t.co/nQ8qcP7TKZFound: https://t.co/n8QqXcXYhi
7/7
2020
Who? https://t.co/cQLVxsYopc
Retweeted by You Had One Job!I would be inclined to agree. https://t.co/Zmbty3MlEp
Retweeted by You Had One Job!My spirt animal. https://t.co/vKpLzUfTPPHow fast was that ostrich running when it hit that tree? https://t.co/nuNLiCOzyQI wouldn’t arm wrestle him. https://t.co/6f8XIHi4KiCanadian Graffiti https://t.co/AhlZEMrE5w
Retweeted by You Had One Job!Bathroom reviews. https://t.co/pvc8kYqUXz
7/6
2020

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