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Hand-forged interactive narratives and artisanal fart jokes since 2007.

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Joined Twitter 10/22/08


well done humans 👏 https://t.co/jspZ4P1IlCDarkest Dungeon II is coming in 2021! It’s time to face the failures of the past. Lash your gear to the stagecoac… https://t.co/nL6lKQEDCO
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10/22
2020
Hey, WA state voters (and I guess voters in general) -- if you've voted already, check your ballot status online an… https://t.co/ptAC13V52Mthey hate us so much https://t.co/jOefX1Akg5AOC just out here casually securing the narrative designer vote for all of time https://t.co/X8NDneRKII
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Retweeted by Aaron LindeNintendo presents the next evolution of Pet Harassment https://t.co/wojdqbGaZr
10/21
2020
@maryknews Aaaaaaah congrats Mary!!ferris bueller inception https://t.co/MBFHD19QED
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @Brinny https://t.co/E03dMuA7wA @Brinny She loved it!Bonus wedding photos: when @tdcpresents and @kabojnk met in glorious battle to catch my bouquet. 🥀 https://t.co/iIFJAFnE6m
Retweeted by Aaron LindeAchievement unlocked: made my mom watch Hausu 👍
10/20
2020
@littlenovera @undeadlabs YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSo let me get this right. The closing argument from the Trump campaign is Joe Biden is a Mr. Rogers who will listen… https://t.co/4YWFlWZP9M
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @littlenovera Thank you Novera! ♥️ @alisontheperson Haha I was just today talking about "man if working in offices just plain ends at some point we co… https://t.co/XMIN3sMEs8 @alisontheperson I miss that school so much. It's so beautiful in the fall.When you see people shop lifting, you mind your business alright? https://t.co/eIMDb0dqfF
Retweeted by Aaron LindeSince I never posted one of The Day, here's the day https://t.co/jOfqcn4iqT
10/19
2020
@grrlaction Hahah we've been absolutely *wiped* today, which is odd, because the wedding was so lightweight and easyFirst day as a married couple and we celebrated with a FOUR 👏 HOUR 👏 NAP
10/18
2020
Married. ✅ https://t.co/HTa3njrmXO
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10/17
2020
here we gooooooooo https://t.co/MqENuebNHw @Brinny @indigoboock Love you tooooooo ♥️♥️♥️😭 @StillNotSam HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND we love youuuuu @StillNotSam @spacefeather We WILLOur ring bearer in spirit, as she is not allowed inside the courthouse https://t.co/hLch8S6yHcGetting married AND voting a fascist pig out of office on the same day feels good, would recommend @this_sminks @Brinny And in the midst of a spiralling eviction crisis it seems like a Small Problem @this_sminks @Brinny Or it's just making fun of someone who is pissy because they can't go to Disneyland literally every weekendYoshi sounds really different when you slow his voice down... https://t.co/fcK8rMKQjb
Retweeted by Aaron LindeCan't wait to marry this lady. https://t.co/7RBi2ya1AR @GrimBrotherOne @indigoboock Thanks so much bud ♥️♥️♥️ @ConnorEFallon Thanks pal :)I am beginning to believe that anybody who identifies as an undecided voter right now has munchausen syndrome
10/16
2020
@Brinny hahahah this is the dumbest shit @KeitaTakahash Please keep us posted on further utilizations of crotch @JimForonda @maryknews Oh no way, man. Greatest joy of my career was recording that game. @RosstinMurphy https://t.co/2JKMw12MKe @chrisfurniss y u pYes there’s a lot going on, but here’s the president saying he successfully ordered a murder executed by US Marshal… https://t.co/lotzcGfJQU
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @JillScharr Feinstein sucks so god damned muchdemocrats workin hard for us https://t.co/Xggt0mtAMn @ThatSamWinkler @maryknews I will be forever grateful for your stepping in, sir <3 @tdcpresents My creative director wrote some of the text lore unlocks, but yeah, if it was VO, it was me. 25 playab… https://t.co/kcHqphtMf1 @six6jiang @maryknews It probably shaved a year or two off my life for sure, haha @maryknews (not including the DLC which was whipped up by the excellent @ThatSamWinkler of course) @maryknews I was the sole writer on Battleborn and holy shit I *do not* recommend it @devongiehl b a b i e z @olandgren What hurts the most is how uncommon a story it really is in game development.This is an extremely frustrating but vital read https://t.co/BdsQik8Ao1what a cool mentor #HadesGame #Hades https://t.co/A3fqxgDx59
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @Mike_Eagle @nytimesarts Can't waitI've been a frog in a boiling pot for so long it's been awhile since I've taken a step back and appreciated the tot… https://t.co/gRjLVQxWJv @annlemay That's wonderful! Congrats to you both! @MitchyD @crypticjordan @StillNotSam @Rhodes_Writes Yeah that's my bad, I ain't into that numbers shit @duckvalentine Wow fuck that guy to the moon @qorquiq @bravemule *If* they're being paid, I absolutely agree that there's a place for this kind of thing. But at… https://t.co/I8mcmMZNiZ
10/15
2020
@ProfessorDAW but that *is* a bad habit and I will delete that tweet @ProfessorDAW @StillNotSam @MitchyD @Rhodes_Writes PSH <3 @jythri @SupergiantGames It's so good! @DickMcVengeance @Topherocious hell yes @AlexQRyan yusssss @StillNotSam @MitchyD @Rhodes_Writes Like the kind of thing you'd make a gig poster for, ONE NIGHT, FIVE LOSERS, CO… https://t.co/jtzmYGBLP5 @StillNotSam @MitchyD @Rhodes_Writes I really like the idea of a future in which these aren't like, monolithic thin… https://t.co/52xn6M2ypy @AlexQRyan Oh, like, would I volunteer my time and effort for such a thing? Fuck yes I would @AlexQRyan And that definitely was the point, that the audience which would most benefit from GDC talks are the lea… https://t.co/zxA5cBkrlw @AlexQRyan Oh, hahah, sorry, thought you were making a joke. I mean, is there a need to? When shit like that could just happen on Twitch? @KelOfKells https://t.co/FUSTbmftf1 @VernaVenisa No ideaThat's called "speaking at GDC", where you do a bunch of shit for free and get to pay for your own hotel room https://t.co/a53aOu1x0R @DickMcVengeance @Topherocious Toph we're already friends but I upgraded you to BEST FRIENDS DMV, are we homies yet? I'm at 0908-3177-8398Yeah maybe GDC should just, y'know, end https://t.co/s6GmdLDhMG @BlondeNerd It's such a bummer. I love their entire body of work. @indigoboock https://t.co/kV6qz5bkam @kungfusquirrel Oooh, lookin' good!GOTY https://t.co/IqpROnbATe @DavidEllis You can do it! @Gaohmee Shit. I'm so sorry to hear. @GilesPink Oh awesome! also ahahah that hoodieWe are presented with one reason after another as to why Barrett should NOT be confirmed, across multiple days, and… https://t.co/WUSDD8qCbu
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @soren42 @ProfessorDAW What's insane about that is that there is NOTHING difficult to it, it's just monotonous. You… https://t.co/fZq8PqRzGXA new English word that I learned today is crotch.
Retweeted by Aaron LindeIn case you're counting, the following sci/med journals have taken editorial stances against reelection of… https://t.co/SYG6Ib5Kiw
Retweeted by Aaron LindeAnother one, why not. https://t.co/MYUssUQXg8
Retweeted by Aaron Linde @kungfusquirrel YepAnd a couple billionaires wanna quadruple the number of satellites in low earth orbit. You trust them? Because if t… https://t.co/X5d3Fzc4EA @eplerjc he has a lil house 😭 @eplerjc They've still got this one in stock, and they ship to the US! https://t.co/0hpSLbXoat https://t.co/DrlN58aRZtI must own this rrrrghgghggg https://t.co/vfdP3YToszSHIT we missed the Mr Saturn and Master Belch plushes that Hobonichi just made available shiiiit
10/14
2020
@tomabernathy I'm goin' big! @tomabernathy I just bought another real Fender, haha. Next goal is to get the attachments I need to use a modern e… https://t.co/j0FJxV9jXM @metaly They really wereholy shit https://t.co/b91bdceRcw @arnemeyer I did the same thing coming back from Dallas. I wish the plastic instrument empire hadn't burned to the ground :(Good god that's disgusting. https://t.co/sKhUXfv34o @bryancoffee @Polygon ahahah yup
10/13
2020

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