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sentient beef patty. writer and director.

918 Following   99,567 Followers   632 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/12/09


just putting this out there, and scientists may take it as they wish, but I am open to being cryogenically frozen t… https://t.co/QDEuW8WZb9
Retweeted by aaron edwards @bijanstephen mario does shrooms........all day
10/27
2020
@mersrulesworld_ oh damn i’m listening
10/24
2020
@bmluse you and @eeddings already know that I think the world of you both, but it bears repeating: what you built m… https://t.co/RsjRund6Bu @katiabachko @CalSunday so glad to have met you katia, you’re the best
10/23
2020
@Shawna 🖤
10/22
2020
@yc just incredibly bad vibessome incredible feedback on my work that I just saw on fb https://t.co/yyettf7mnV
10/21
2020
@marincogan @PopUpMag @shutupaida 🖤
10/20
2020
@loltanisha s t u n n i n g @gidglick yes
10/19
2020
@bowenyang let’s swap cbt notes bb
10/18
2020
@PhotoMeron i...... @karencheee 😭
10/17
2020
@MarkupUnion we love to see it! @samsanders @jpbrammer 🥰
10/16
2020
@jaboukie not lickle lol
10/14
2020
@georgeciveris https://t.co/XIXT0yGQho @georgeciveris george omg @harmancipants @dstfelix 🖤 @brywashing there it IS 🖤anyone else have..........no clue what the hell is ever going on
10/13
2020
@Casey_Mink 🥺
10/12
2020
my last piece at pop-up. tune in. hope you like it ✌🏾 https://t.co/TsSg1tIHbD
10/11
2020
@HrishiHirway @PopUpMag 🖤 @HayesBrown you’re the best, hayes. congrats on an amazing run.
10/10
2020
@Charley_Locke @PopUpMag @popupguild love ya pal @krutika ugh krutika i’m so sorry. you’re so deeply talented and incredible. and deserve better than this.
10/9
2020
@ClarissaRedwine ☝🏽 @heavenrants love ya, pal @haleymlotek https://t.co/cTOAQZgj2n @jeremypgordon https://t.co/qVb5HAPZCy @lisatozzi omg a throwback!! lost to history... @iSmashFizzle this is really too kind. thanks, ashley. @brokeymcpoverty 🥺
10/8
2020
unionize, even (and especially) if the billionaire is "nice"Hey, friends. I’ve been laid off. I got to work with some dope folks at @PopUpMag. I wrote scripts, produced proje… https://t.co/cHjoKJ1W1t
10/7
2020
@karenyhan the power of DORIS @cliomiso hmm i’d advise against
10/6
2020
@mcarthurjoseph you're too good to me
10/5
2020
@larryowenslive my king @collier honestly this was for you @jonnysun 🥺 thank you palthe world crumbling will not stop me from reaching my final autumnal form! 🍂🌝 https://t.co/YSWQcw9TgQ
10/4
2020
@SheaSerrano yes @HKSurrey you’re brilliant
10/3
2020
@nwalks https://t.co/Nk5PMLg40j @alex_abads the arc of these inventions is really somethin https://t.co/Qqkt0lLmB4
10/2
2020
@karenyhan oh man, it’s beautiful 🥺 @pfpicardi well, it's me https://t.co/3PYkjK7OKY @amandamull i’m terrified rn. also feel really safe.
10/1
2020
@BeeBabs but the only “boo 👻” i want is him (i’ll see myself out)
9/30
2020
@dstfelix https://t.co/xzatXdHEQXwhen i say “with everything going on in the world right now” i mean my crush exiting my instagram story 1/4 of the… https://t.co/aO48wuYMAq
9/29
2020
@tcburning oatmeal raisin cookies finding themselves in this tweet https://t.co/6AuHF7XCzC @Judnikki periodt
9/27
2020
@DearSplenda jacqui...tysmi am not trying my best, and i do not plan to anytime soon @eliwilsonpelton this is so powerful https://t.co/sXZSOOVisd
9/25
2020
@s_m_i the enduring mood @ayoedebiri oh my god
9/24
2020
at a certain point the only choice left is between hopelessness and fire
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9/23
2020
@coreystokesss oh my god thank you
9/17
2020
@GeeDee215 when u reported the news https://t.co/5NBWrjF7mV @nicolelzhu LOL
9/12
2020
@theevanarysays just fully out here saying “no❤️”thinking about being totally reckless and prioritizing my personal sanity and well being @waouwwaouw feeling seen
9/11
2020
me to my serotonin https://t.co/FJgqhimMTD @roseveleth brb putting “unhireable radical” on my vision board
9/10
2020
@lollyadefope legend 🥺 @topshelftyson the thing is, I read this as a completely rational scenario and didn’t even blink @fariharoisin https://t.co/Oa4ZdvbTTZ @jazzedloon we are.....so lucky you’re writing about new york
9/8
2020
@agerenesh it makes me feel fully crazy.....often
9/5
2020
@OrangePaulp fight me
9/4
2020
@WesleyLowery @benyt @s_m_i couldn’t be me @Casey_Mink it’s so refreshing to see the truth on this app!!
9/1
2020
*chloe x halle voice* “2021 hunger gaaaaames”
8/31
2020
@octarell @WrittenByHanna 💀 @shutupaida aida i stg
8/30
2020
Shocked. Chadwick was a gentleman and a movie star. Radiated intelligence and resolve. Treated a stranger like a fr… https://t.co/8dkvXwnNtd
Retweeted by aaron edwards
8/29
2020
@RyanKKrause https://t.co/KIp0ybz8TN @tcburning that’s all i need 🥺 @DewaynePerkins bust me open, sweet jesus @LaSharah so glad you're on the mend, lasharah 🖤thinking about having a very public and extremely attractive meltdown
8/28
2020
@emmadmazhari LOL @ortile thank u so much matt
8/26
2020
@yosoymichael thanks man 🥺some personal news: no❤️
8/25
2020
i'm just a barb and life is a nightmare
8/24
2020
@cliomiso the star of the show @DewaynePerkins period lolwhat I love about selling sunset so far is that it’s a bunch of hot people fighting to prove who was bullied for being hot the most
8/23
2020
@drumicarter *runs* @SlimiHendrix love this vid from 2035 🥺
8/22
2020
@yurivictor @TheAtlantic this sounds so dope. congrats, yuri!
8/20
2020
My colleagues organized a union in the face of a pandemic, and won voluntary recognition. Today is our first day o… https://t.co/L2aMwJhM3V @heavenrants this just reminded me to *finally* buy a pill organizer
8/19
2020

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