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Comedian. Former show producer at @IVMPodcasts. Written for @RollingStoneIn, @CondeNast, @mansworldindia, @EastindiaComedy. Views personal & not of my employers

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Joined Twitter 8/17/09


Brace yourselves. The second season of @themandalorian is arriving October 7th, 2020, only on #DisneyPlus. https://t.co/w9FOSrxXEv
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷This is fucking hilarious: https://t.co/7DyivlMr8LDude this is some Avengers level shit. Extremely scary to watch. https://t.co/ZvBwRfdydw @IMDb Living Single https://t.co/umn46lr0Ei @Riddhiculous Almost Famous, A New Hope.Every national party is now saffron. Choose your degree of saffron. Strong, medium or mild.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Gandhi knew how to be a devout Hindu without giving away an inch on his secular values. Congress is unable to artic… https://t.co/fux7ifvLyh
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷"If there is Superman, people want to see him fly." icymi 'Supermen of Malegaon', the hilarious & heartwarming doc… https://t.co/x4ojg4ISV6
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷If you can't beat em, join em. https://t.co/NtHlikW4A6
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷I mean it’s the right decision and totally expected...but still.https://t.co/614lMyvd0g https://t.co/iKh3oy04Y6I’m not playing Hawkman in Black Adam. Although I generally do whatever the hell @TheRock tells me to do. I would h… https://t.co/d3KwreJgKO
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @espn @HatefulJosh Can someone make a version with JR & Jerry Lawler on commentary?This is a suspiciously specific communication https://t.co/8z5IwV5kmd
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @thesatbir Everything except pork dishes (coz religious upbringing), fish dishes (coz I just don't like it) and Kos… https://t.co/qEITC8fc9Mthey r dating https://t.co/CeDotoseOz
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷On the 1st anniversary of the abrogation of Article 370, Kashmir is under curfew. Neither Modi nor Shah have had t… https://t.co/sRhL5LXBxZ
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Not all heroes wear capes, some don’t even wear shirts. https://t.co/HqbPa0ZYlXBJP graphic designer updates resume: “Now also working for Congress party” https://t.co/nvz3TidMU4 @shreemiverma I’m assuming Laxman’s idol would be clean shaven.https://t.co/MbPWXePhAN https://t.co/8ZZZwRDi30
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷I don’t take power naps I take power sobs. Much more effective.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷TIL Billie Joe Armstrong & Norah Jones made an album together 7 years ago. This totally escaped my radar. FML. https://t.co/B0nZ2yGamiWhat a precarious point to trail off the sentence. https://t.co/WvNDj0IwEKEvery few days I hear about people leaving Bombay for good and moving to Goa. How bad is Goa going to get?
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @serenavora Hahahahahaha!If you're sitting at home right now (please don't out), do watch one of my fav. solos that I had the pleasure to wi… https://t.co/GuCqNWjiMU
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷For a story. Looking for financial experts to help with inputs on the coronavirus’s impact on personal income.… https://t.co/W1jU9ODglD
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Sigh! Pink Floyd reminds me of Bangalore. https://t.co/qVM4VYHJ3mFor a country that has at least 6.5% of its people suffering from serious mental disorders and countless who will g… https://t.co/9A1sjBwuda
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷replace ellen with space ghost
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Oh, I thought ‘The Kissing Booth’ was Netflix’s Star Wars. https://t.co/WPrTybdiFp#faceyourart https://t.co/PnYoYPhqJZ
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Good to see normalcy returning during times of COVID. https://t.co/2c5qIPb8KwLooks like Marvel has released my variant cover to Empyre #6, my homage to the classic 60's Fantastic Four and thei… https://t.co/qMPz8x4XXN
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷I need everyone to watch this. https://t.co/eRPk7Dr1q5
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Translation for those who don't read Bangla, because everyone must read this: This munchkin used to wait outside a… https://t.co/lPiGlJgswh
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷What the actual fuck? https://t.co/mmzU6Vz8HZher flow?? she’s too fye. https://t.co/FPzWuwW6Qw
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8/4
2020
donkey don’t like cherry 🍒 but a kind chimp always offers first ☺️ https://t.co/PkStyMQfhw
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Starting the week off with one of my favorite librarians 📚🦇 https://t.co/sjN0NDImr0
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷At first I thought it was MF Hussain, then I thought it was Tom Alrer. Then I realised I’d wasted 25 seconds. https://t.co/r3T7z7rbI3 @WWEonFOX @WWE 1. The Hardy Boyz 2. The Dudley Boys 3. Edge & Christian 4. Brothers of Destruction 5. The Rock & Sock connectionthe avengers endgame crowd cheering video except it's little women when bob odenkirk shows up https://t.co/nJEnvgk3u4
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Recurring thought. https://t.co/U8MfTUfo4jOne of Ebert’s all-time sickest burns on Siskel after he talks about how Hugh Grant’s arrest impacted how he watche… https://t.co/uoNGO8AJvU
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷The Rock is buying a company previously owned by Vince McMahon who used to be his boss. 😂 https://t.co/b2u6k0wsPFMany sanghis had added me to their contact list on WhatsApp to send me threats. A large number of them sent messa… https://t.co/VUOl0iSgTD
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷His profession was that of an *checks notes* actor. https://t.co/FL4rqQLyxuOnly one Rakhee Gulzar and one Lannister joke since morning. Mildly impressed with the TL. https://t.co/Q0dCP6gf7D @NetflixIndia https://t.co/N5n8FKJYgIHappy raakhi to this sister only. https://t.co/6ixDlSwHHuDad’s VHS library, extreme middlebrow canon vibes https://t.co/VMK1hRMgDM
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷me scrolling through Instagram today https://t.co/8odAVVeVuX
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @taru_uniyal Yes: https://t.co/VMQhl6eopnI rewatch @RichaChadha making that face SO MANY TIMES. too funny! Kaash ek clean close up hota iss joke ka. https://t.co/aJh6e5RqY6
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Wookies are about as smart as dogs but Han Solo doesn’t know that because he… https://t.co/Dzhqw5n2tb
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @Danda17724682 Apne twitter id ka danda le aur apni gaand mein ghusa le. @AjayAjeyAjay Pehle apne naam ki spelling decide kar ke. @Parth83159061 Chup be 2 rupaye ke IT cell bot @chetan_bhagat Phew! So glad they weren’t thumping their chests. https://t.co/vHT5v9w6ti
8/3
2020
I have a secret to tell you... these movies aren’t bad. The internet just doesn’t know how to react to movies that… https://t.co/ROvQIMEKmM
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷WINNER! Best depiction of a film crew!!! 🏆🏆🏆🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/9yZgMLqgB3
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Imagine writing on this show and having some of your ideas shot down https://t.co/uPUYsicAHd
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @WWEonFOX Shawn Michaels vs Triple H (2002)Jeez, what went down at the BJP headquarters? https://t.co/zj88JJSvcCAlexa play Jug suna suna laage https://t.co/cF1Tzn9Tsq
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Batman: the animated series inspired 'Batman Forever' poster by https://t.co/hFXUM1AxUM #ReleaseTheSchumacherCuthttps://t.co/C01WzxeKg0
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had… https://t.co/HJqeNsmJDF
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Based on the memoirs of Marathi screen legend Hansa Wadkar, Shyam Benegal's Bhumika (1977) features the peerless Sm… https://t.co/HdZhudLArq
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Haaye toh lagti hai na.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Dhandha aur nationalism mix nahi karne ka boss. https://t.co/EI1hapPOj3I can only imagine how slow Netflix streaming must have been while quarantining for the 1918 pandemic.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @blankcheckpod https://t.co/mSgreisO4r https://t.co/Hl4bWaX5Uw🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/dKjpj1ArrI
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @shroomsalad https://t.co/Pkv9YSpCZu @theBekku Are the ones not written by Herbert any good/. @theBekku @IWTKQuiz Nope. Just the first one. @theBekku @IWTKQuiz Wow, there are so many to choose from. Which one are you gonna send?He also got swine flu last year. Matlab viruses ke attempt chalu hain lagataar.Sketches by Bengali film director/artist, Satyajit Ray for his unproduced THE ALIEN. Late 1960s. At one point Peter… https://t.co/lKVp46H9LN
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @kylekizu Hugh Jackman in LoganThat awkward moment when you hear your song being murdered. https://t.co/oNUMMwUmnt
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Communal transmission confirmed.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷BREAKING: Coronavirus declared part of the ‘tukde tukde’ gang.I think today Arnab will finally talk about Corona virus.
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷the perfect superhero setpiece doesn exi- https://t.co/4DzFhfYeFc
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Of course he’ll get well, but let a boy dream... @lavsmohan BEST. I truly believe that I developed my love of literature & art because vol. 1 in the series was Stor… https://t.co/Xdn3Z9BqXhAs many have pointed out, no Wikipedia in the 90s. Furthermore, there is no such thing as Canadian National Radio.… https://t.co/6rA7oWEDZs
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷“A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.” ― Frederik Pohl https://t.co/Tv0649mvYe
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷Apparently it’s #SpiderManDay so here are some roughs/alternate takes I did for the steelbook Blu-ray cover https://t.co/9a3TTV9KA1
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷You may be awesome but you'll never be 'Alanis Morissette nailing a song while entertaining her daughter in her arm… https://t.co/emRXaKKAcxfound bts LITTLE WOMEN gifs from deleted scenes and they are keeping me safe tonight. https://t.co/1mPiu2MW01
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @darthdevi Best tweet on the internet.Oh how times have changed in a year. The student becomes the master, and the master is like WTF that’s my spot.… https://t.co/58zGdqSO35
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷For the weekend crowd. I’m having fun imagining what my trippy/horror take on the Batman universe might look like https://t.co/GmBgtypMGF
Retweeted by Abbas Momin is Hamiltrash 😷 @NetflixIndia https://t.co/5T0AUrit7i @NetflixIndia https://t.co/8iml9RxBeE @NetflixIndia https://t.co/nA1GP2xam6
8/2
2020

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